The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.7.13

January 7th, 2013 // 381 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed: A Case Study in Why Aging Celebrities Should Never Allow Themselves To Be Photographed. Unless of course, you’re Helen Mirren standing next to Helen Hunt, in which case, take every opportunity for this you can get, because I honestly couldn’t say who’s older than who here. In keeping with this theme, I’m just going to rattle off these names and listen into the distance for your horrified shrieks because I’m a disturbed sonofabitch who giggles with delight at that sort of thing: Alan Arkin, Charo, James Caan and Martin Sheen.

Although in fairness, old Martino Estevez still has a leg up on his boy,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Mezhgan Hussainy Bikini Simon Cowell Man Boobs Yacht
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    “Darling, it’s not you, it’s me. I just….dont like having sex, er, after I had a heavy lunch. I used that one already? Ok, well, pussy scares me.”

  2. Bradley Cooper Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
    CrashHell
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    Face?

  3. Wilmer Valderrama Peace Sign LIV Nightclub
    DeucePickle
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    For it is I, Pablo Parker, also known as the latino Spider-hombre. Look at how make my fingers to make the webbings go pa-chooey! and then i make love to you.

  4. Anjelica Houston Neck Rolls The Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
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    Who’d have ever thought that even today, her co-star Raul Julia is aging better than her!

  5. Charo Tuxedo Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
    gross
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    I love her in Modern Family

  6. Helen Hunt Helen Mirren The Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
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    They are piloting a new show: “Five Head and Granny Guns”

  7. Gary Busey Crazy Face Winter TCA Tour
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    “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I woke up next to Anjelica Houston!”

  8. Shanola Hampton Cleavage Audi Golden Globe Kick Off Cocktail Party
    B&WMinstrel
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    It’s like whoever redesigned this site had a go at making a woman

  9. Jack Nicholson Laker Game
    CrashHell
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    Is he replacing D’Antoni at the All Star Break or what?

  10. Gary Busey Crazy Face Winter TCA Tour
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    “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! My parents left me ‘Home Alone’!”

  11. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    ThisWillHurt
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    @unbornchild please dont mak e me look like @JessicaSimpson als oif ur ugly granma mite hav 2 kill U #seriouslymymomwillkillyou

  12. Joseph Gordon-Levitt Laker Game
    DeucePickle
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    SSSSSSSPORTS !

  13. Mezhgan Hussainy Bikini Simon Cowell Man Boobs Yacht
    chicka
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    “Yecchhhh… the things I do for fame!”

  14. Helen Hunt Helen Mirren The Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
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    But they’re cousins…
    Identical cousins and you’ll find…
    They laugh alike, they walk alike….
    Sometimes they even talk alike…
    You can lose your mind…

  15. Charo Tuxedo Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
    Joy
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    Yikes!

  16. Wilmer Valderrama Peace Sign LIV Nightclub
    Cock Dr
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    MOO

  17. James Caan Red Face Neck Rolls Winter TCA Tour
    catapostrophe
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    Assuming he exploded immediately after this photo was taken, why haven’t I heard anything about it?

  18. Anjelica Houston Neck Rolls The Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
    Joy
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    I just don’t understand what’s going on with her face/neck.

  19. David Hasselhoff Twitter
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    “Did you say BEER?”

  20. Alison Sweeney Dark Tan Winter TCA Tour
    DeucePickle
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    I have no snarky comment for this lady because she looks better than when she first started on that soap opera 40 something years ago.

  21. Bradley Cooper Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
    ---
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    Last showered in 2012

  22. Stephen Baldwin Duck Lips Winter TCA Tour
    ThisWillHurt
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    “There! That’s how you do a mugshot, Josh. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have some taxes to avoid.”

  23. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
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    “WHOOORES!!!”
    “Aaaah, the love of our fans.”

  24. Helen Hunt Helen Mirren The Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
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    I always though Helen Hunt was hideous

  25. Charo Tuxedo Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
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    Cha-cha-choke that thing until it dies!

  26. Leilani Dowding Butt Yoga Pants
    DeucePickle
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    I love that tiny butt

  27. Alexandra Burke Butt Bikini Paddleboard
    MFer
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    Not sure how I feel about this.

  28. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
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    Oh look everyone, isn’t that cute? This Ditch Pig is play-acting for the cameras and pretending she knows how to read. Adorable…just adorable.

  29. David Hasselhoff Twitter
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    “Have you seen Josh Brolin anywhere? He’s my ride!”

  30. Stephen Baldwin Duck Lips Winter TCA Tour
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    Blue Steel for Christ!

  31. David Hasselhoff Twitter
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    uh-oh! Looks like he may be slippin!

  32. Kris Jenner Khloe Kardashian Lakers Game
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    “WHOOORES!!!”
    “Aaaah, the love of our fans.”

  33. Charo Tuxedo Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
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    I don’t care what they say. He did a great job directing “The Matrix!”

  34. Nicole Minetti Bikini
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    Hey, look!
    A whore in Miami, who’d a thunk it!

  35. Anjelica Houston Neck Rolls The Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
    rus
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    Get me Solo and the Wookie!

  36. Charo Tuxedo Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
    catapostrophe
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    “Heet it, Conky!”

  37. Pamela Anderson Forehead Wrinkles ITV Studios
    B&WMinstrel
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    I love the bit when he jumps out the window of the dentist

  38. Holly Madison Pregnant Belly Tight Dress Rock Of Ages Premiere
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    I’m happy! I’M SO FUCKING HAPPY!

  39. Wilmer Valderrama Peace Sign LIV Nightclub
    catapostrophe
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    “Here. Take this.”

  40. Stephen Baldwin Duck Lips Winter TCA Tour
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    Yes, take away Alec’s looks and talent, and here’s what you’re left with.

  41. Myra Veronica Side Boob Huge Butt Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
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    Arf.

  42. Holly Madison Pregnant Belly Tight Dress Rock Of Ages Premiere
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    I imagine a baby boy coming out, triggering alarms and confetti and balloons for the 1 Millionth Customer prize.

  43. Torrie Wilson Bikini Ripped Abs
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    I want a photoshopped dog!

  44. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
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    “Wait a second, I’m going to get fat?!? I thought I could do…..a nanny vitro or, something….”

  45. Torrie Wilson Bikini Ripped Abs
    DeucePickle
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    Oh hurry, back to your servant’s quarters, Schwarzenegger just showed up.

  46. Joseph Gordon-Levitt Laker Game
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    He can dance if he wants to.

  47. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
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    “Oh no! ANOTHER picture of my ass on “The Superficial?!?” DAMN YOU, FISH!”

  48. Mezhgan Hussainy Bikini Simon Cowell Man Boobs Yacht
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    “Geez love I don’t know….looks like Helga missed a few spots.”

  49. Torrie Wilson Bikini Ripped Abs
    DeucePickle
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    Real or fake, boobs are awesome

  50. Bradley Cooper Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
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    This forehead available for advertisements. Reasonable rates.

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