Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed: A Case Study in Why Aging Celebrities Should Never Allow Themselves To Be Photographed. Unless of course, you’re Helen Mirren standing next to Helen Hunt, in which case, take every opportunity for this you can get, because I honestly couldn’t say who’s older than who here. In keeping with this theme, I’m just going to rattle off these names and listen into the distance for your horrified shrieks because I’m a disturbed sonofabitch who giggles with delight at that sort of thing: Alan Arkin, Charo, James Caan and Martin Sheen.
Although in fairness, old Martino Estevez still has a leg up on his boy,
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“Darling, it’s not you, it’s me. I just….dont like having sex, er, after I had a heavy lunch. I used that one already? Ok, well, pussy scares me.”
Face?
For it is I, Pablo Parker, also known as the latino Spider-hombre. Look at how make my fingers to make the webbings go pa-chooey! and then i make love to you.
Who’d have ever thought that even today, her co-star Raul Julia is aging better than her!
I love her in Modern Family
They are piloting a new show: “Five Head and Granny Guns”
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I woke up next to Anjelica Houston!”
It’s like whoever redesigned this site had a go at making a woman
Is he replacing D’Antoni at the All Star Break or what?
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! My parents left me ‘Home Alone’!”
@unbornchild please dont mak e me look like @JessicaSimpson als oif ur ugly granma mite hav 2 kill U #seriouslymymomwillkillyou
SSSSSSSPORTS !
“Yecchhhh… the things I do for fame!”
But they’re cousins…
Identical cousins and you’ll find…
They laugh alike, they walk alike….
Sometimes they even talk alike…
You can lose your mind…
Yikes!
MOO
Site is so screwed up dammit
Assuming he exploded immediately after this photo was taken, why haven’t I heard anything about it?
I just don’t understand what’s going on with her face/neck.
“Did you say BEER?”
I have no snarky comment for this lady because she looks better than when she first started on that soap opera 40 something years ago.
Last showered in 2012
“There! That’s how you do a mugshot, Josh. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have some taxes to avoid.”
“WHOOORES!!!”
“Aaaah, the love of our fans.”
You bastard, fish. :)
I always though Helen Hunt was hideous
Cha-cha-choke that thing until it dies!
I love that tiny butt
Not sure how I feel about this.
Oh look everyone, isn’t that cute? This Ditch Pig is play-acting for the cameras and pretending she knows how to read. Adorable…just adorable.
“Have you seen Josh Brolin anywhere? He’s my ride!”
Blue Steel for Christ!
uh-oh! Looks like he may be slippin!
“WHOOORES!!!”
“Aaaah, the love of our fans.”
I don’t care what they say. He did a great job directing “The Matrix!”
Hey, look!
A whore in Miami, who’d a thunk it!
I guess Rita Rusic went back home to Italy.
Get me Solo and the Wookie!
“Heet it, Conky!”
I love the bit when he jumps out the window of the dentist
I’m happy! I’M SO FUCKING HAPPY!
“Here. Take this.”
Yes, take away Alec’s looks and talent, and here’s what you’re left with.
Arf.
I imagine a baby boy coming out, triggering alarms and confetti and balloons for the 1 Millionth Customer prize.
I want a photoshopped dog!
“Wait a second, I’m going to get fat?!? I thought I could do…..a nanny vitro or, something….”
Oh hurry, back to your servant’s quarters, Schwarzenegger just showed up.
He can dance if he wants to.
But… but… he’s got a hat.
He can leave his friends behind.
Don, you are too young to know that song! You’re awesome!
I listen to a lot old music. Modern music is mostly shit.
“Oh no! ANOTHER picture of my ass on “The Superficial?!?” DAMN YOU, FISH!”
“Geez love I don’t know….looks like Helga missed a few spots.”
Real or fake, boobs are awesome
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