The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.6.14

January 6th, 2014 // 298 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which I’m considering to be the first real TCWM of the year and not just because it has Bobby Sixkiller in it, but because, well ok, that’s exactly the reason. If I wasn’t put on this Earth to make random 90′s television references, then this college degree was a total waste. And while you figure out why that statement simultaneously makes no sense and is sort of depressing, feel free to anonymously insult the following people: Russell Brand with his dog who used to be a service animal and still remembers where his former owner lives, Kaley Cuoco after someone asked her to see some pictures of her horse, and Jonah Hill looking a little glum without Leo by his si–OH MY GOD IS HE GROWING A FUCKING MOUSTACHE?!

*breathe..in..out..just keep it together* If he’s doing a Mr. Belvedere reboot, so help me…

- Photo Boy

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  1. Bruce Jenner Long Hair
    JohnnyP
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    Felicity Huffman was indeed very convincing in Transamerica.

  2. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Patchwork Clothes Riding Bike
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    Once upon a time, I would have.
    Without hesitation.

  3. Jonah Hill Growing Moustache Varietys Creative Impact Awards During The 25th Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival
    Bonky
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    Hmm, well, I guess you’re right. “Chubby, frat boy, douchebag”
    is pretty much what my IMDB page should say. I guess I really
    haven’t done anything else than that.

  4. Lena Dunham White Suit Holding Starbucks Cup ABC Studios
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    Whitefish documentary?

  5. Snoop Dogg Attacked By Seagulls The 1st Annual Flo Rida Youth Snooper Bowl
    Bonky
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    “Back off, bitches. This ain’t corn, they’re corn rows !”

  6. Simon Cowell Shirtless Hairy Manboobs Pregnant Lauren Silverman Swimsuit Leg Stretch Yacht
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    She’s already trying to sell pictures of the baby.

  7. Kaley Cuoco Derpface Color Me Mine Ceramic Studio
    George P Burdell
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    No way! Both Hillary and Jennifer the Man Trap said that since I am married, I never have to blow him again.

  8. Lena Dunham White Suit Holding Starbucks Cup ABC Studios
    George P Burdell
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    Nobody will tell her it is after Labor Day for fear pf being cast in her show.

  9. Taylor Hicks Playing Harmonica Wearing Long Scarf National Championship Gala Taste Of LA
    JohnnyP
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    “Wow! That’s the tenth request I’ve had for ‘Shut The Fuck Up!’, and I think it goes a lil’ something like this…”

  10. Bruce Jenner Long Hair
    George P Burdell
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    He has up the intensity level on the “Michael Jackson Treatment” machine to 11.

  11. Branscombe Richmond, Carl Weathers Armpit Sweat Maui Film Commission Film/TV Event
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    Get some grapes and flowers and weeds, you got a stew goin’.

  12. Simon Cowell Shirtless Hairy Manboobs Pregnant Lauren Silverman Swimsuit Leg Stretch Yacht
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    “Don’t do that. The baby’ll fall out.”

  13. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Patchwork Clothes Riding Bike
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    The Riding Dead.

  14. Ashton Kutcher Backwards Hat Mila Kunis Giggling Laker Game
    lawn
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    Look, his hat is on backwards. That means he’s cool.

  15. Lea Michele Butt Bikini Instagram
    Vlad
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    Oh tree, you won’t die on me like my other boyfriend.

  16. Anne Hathaway Cleavage Husband Adam Shulman Little Kid Drinking What Looks Like A Beer
    Vlad
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    Dear Diary, It’s getting so bad here in Genovia that my subjects are having to shave their heads and sell their hair to the world famous Genovian wig factories in order to afford their 40′s. Damn you Grandma, damn you and your Mary Poppins face for ever telling me I was royalty and convincing me to take over as ruler of this cesspool!

  17. Simon Cowell Shirtless Hairy Manboobs Pregnant Lauren Silverman Swimsuit Leg Stretch Yacht
    Vlad
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    Simon, it’s time.

    Keep it in for a few seconds more, I see the doctor coming on his jet ski.

  18. Bruce Jenner Long Hair
    Vlad
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    Soundtrack playing in his mind as he walks: The Bee Gees “More Than A Woman.”

  19. Lea Michele Butt Bikini Instagram
    Margaret
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    Nice. Ass. I like a big nosed brunette like here anyway.

  20. Bruce Jenner Long Hair
    oldfool
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    The new face of the LPGA.

  21. Bruce Jenner Long Hair
    RAWZ
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    Elsewhere in the parking lot, Jane Lynch lowers her shades, licking her lips. “Ring-a-ding-ding”

  22. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Patchwork Clothes Riding Bike
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    I’ll take “Things Not Even Zaloog Would Fuck” for 800, Alex

  23. Snoop Dogg Attacked By Seagulls The 1st Annual Flo Rida Youth Snooper Bowl
    Joe Blow
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    “Yo cuz, that sea-guzizzle just cropdusted us. Hand me your Glock”

  24. Russell Brand Huge White Dog BBC Radion One Studios
    Swearin
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    “Next time on Game of Thrones: Jon Snow and Ghost capture a bevy of Wildling women and bring them to the Night’s Watch Disabled Veterans wing of the Wall. Sexy hijinks ensue.”

  25. Bruce Jenner Long Hair
    wTF
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    Does she ever wear any makeup?

  26. Anne Hathaway Cleavage Husband Adam Shulman Little Kid Drinking What Looks Like A Beer
    Swearin
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    “Keep walking honey, just ignore my character from Les Mis drinking a 40 ounce over there.”

  27. Matthew McConaughey Camila Alves 25th Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
    Swearin
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    That’s the look of a man who knows he’s got it all

  28. Lena Dunham White Suit Holding Starbucks Cup ABC Studios
    Swearin
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    “Your limo is right this way, Ms. Dunham. And it’s full of cheesecake like you requested.”
    “Fantastic!”

  29. Engelbert Humperdinck, Billy Ray Cyrus
    Joe Blow
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    Cool…. a Has Been and a Never Was.

  30. Branscombe Richmond, Carl Weathers Armpit Sweat Maui Film Commission Film/TV Event
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    Looks up “Bobby Sixkiller”…”Renegade”?
    Looks up “Renegade”… Seriously? This was on television for five seasons?

  31. Kaley Cuoco Derpface Color Me Mine Ceramic Studio
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    “…And can I just say, ‘Gold Dust Woman’ is my all-time favorite song.”

  32. Snoop Dogg Attacked By Seagulls The 1st Annual Flo Rida Youth Snooper Bowl
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    Not pictured: Dave Winfield.

  33. Ashton Kutcher Backwards Hat Mila Kunis Giggling Laker Game
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    “Wait…the kid from Home Alone?”
    “Ohmygod! You’re…haha!…you’re the only one in the world who doesn’t know that!”

  34. Simon Cowell Shirtless Hairy Manboobs Pregnant Lauren Silverman Swimsuit Leg Stretch Yacht
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    Oh, look. It’s a breech birth.

  35. Taylor Swift Black Tights Miniskirt
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    The page scrolled down automatically when it loaded and I only saw her from the waist down. I let out an audible gasp, then said, “Ohhh, please don’t be Taylor Swift.”

    Goddamnit.

  36. Taylor Swift Black Tights Miniskirt
    aaaah
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    where’s her godam right leg>!

  37. Jonah Hill Growing Moustache Varietys Creative Impact Awards During The 25th Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival
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    ‘Don’t fart don’t fart don’t fart don’t fart do- …… fuck.’

  38. Taylor Hicks Playing Harmonica Wearing Long Scarf National Championship Gala Taste Of LA
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    “…and it would sound even better if I actually had a harmonica.”

  39. Kaley Cuoco Derpface Color Me Mine Ceramic Studio
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    A wild John Hamm approaches!

  40. Julia Roberts Bradley Cooper 25th Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
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    I like my women bug-eyed, with slugs for lips …

  41. Snoop Dogg Attacked By Seagulls The 1st Annual Flo Rida Youth Snooper Bowl
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    So it’s about how to stalk people?

  42. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Patchwork Clothes Riding Bike
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    Oh God, I think I’m looking at my future. :/

  43. Matthew McConaughey Camila Alves 25th Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
    Phoenix
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    He’s looking at the previous picture, extremely proud of he and Camila’s pigment.

  44. Lena Dunham White Suit Holding Starbucks Cup ABC Studios
    Phoenix
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    “Want to hear the most annoying sound?”

  45. Taylor Hicks Playing Harmonica Wearing Long Scarf National Championship Gala Taste Of LA
    Phoenix
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    Seen here on the set of American Idol All Stars Brawl, just after Clay Aiken sucker punched him.

  46. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Patchwork Clothes Riding Bike
    Vladimir
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    If John Lennon were alive today, he would be in this…

  47. Jonah Hill Growing Moustache Varietys Creative Impact Awards During The 25th Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival
    icu
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    The face he makes when any hot chick says hi to him or just looks in his general direction.

  48. Jeremy Renner 25th Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
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    He looks like he smells like CHEESE.

  49. Lena Dunham White Suit Holding Starbucks Cup ABC Studios
    icu
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    This is the whale that CNN made that documentary of, Blackfish. Looks like somebody hosed that bitch down.

  50. Bruce Jenner Long Hair
    icu
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    Life after U2 has fared well for ol’ Bono.

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