The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.6.14

January 6th, 2014 // 298 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which I’m considering to be the first real TCWM of the year and not just because it has Bobby Sixkiller in it, but because, well ok, that’s exactly the reason. If I wasn’t put on this Earth to make random 90′s television references, then this college degree was a total waste. And while you figure out why that statement simultaneously makes no sense and is sort of depressing, feel free to anonymously insult the following people: Russell Brand with his dog who used to be a service animal and still remembers where his former owner lives, Kaley Cuoco after someone asked her to see some pictures of her horse, and Jonah Hill looking a little glum without Leo by his si–OH MY GOD IS HE GROWING A FUCKING MOUSTACHE?!

*breathe..in..out..just keep it together* If he’s doing a Mr. Belvedere reboot, so help me…

- Photo Boy

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  1. Bruce Jenner Long Hair
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    What did they do to this poor man? They fuck up every man they come in contact with.

  2. Bar Refaeli Cleavage Bra Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    She does the dazed & sultry look as good as anyone around.

  3. Julia Roberts Bradley Cooper 25th Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
    Hugh G. Rection
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    In ten years we’re all going to be embarrassed by the style of sculpted three day growth of facial hair. It’s this decade’s leisure suit.

  4. Engelbert Humperdinck, Billy Ray Cyrus
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    Wayne Newton brahhhhhh.

  5. Jeremy Renner 25th Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
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    Palm Springs, that pretty much says it all.

  6. Taylor Swift Black Tights Miniskirt
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    Damn, she is fucking hot.

  7. Ashton Kutcher Backwards Hat Mila Kunis Giggling Laker Game
    Cock Dr
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    I give it another 18 months.

    • dontkillthemessenger

      That leaves plenty of time for the pregnancy, shotgun wedding, cheating scandal, divorce, and 6 months of “I told you so’s” from us.

  8. Bruce Jenner Long Hair
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    He’s resembling a woman more and more these days.

  9. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Patchwork Clothes Riding Bike
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    You’re trying too hard..

  10. Taylor Hicks Playing Harmonica Wearing Long Scarf National Championship Gala Taste Of LA
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    Souless Patrol

  11. Ashton Kutcher Backwards Hat Mila Kunis Giggling Laker Game
    Hugh G. Rection
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    If I was sitting next to Ashton Kutcher, I’d puke too.

  12. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Patchwork Clothes Riding Bike
    Cock Dr
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    I would have gone with a matching plaid helmet but otherwise it’s just perfect.

  13. Engelbert Humperdinck, Billy Ray Cyrus
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Who is more embarrassed to be seen with the other?

  14. Simon Cowell Shirtless Hairy Manboobs Pregnant Lauren Silverman Swimsuit Leg Stretch Yacht
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Jesus, that’s how she got pregnant in the first place.

  15. Jonah Hill Growing Moustache Varietys Creative Impact Awards During The 25th Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival
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    Still pissed he didn’t win that Teen Choice Award back in ’07

  16. Branscombe Richmond, Carl Weathers Armpit Sweat Maui Film Commission Film/TV Event
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    Wasn’t he E.Honda in the live action Street Fighter movie with Van Damme? God damn that movie was horrible.

  17. Anne Hathaway Cleavage Husband Adam Shulman Little Kid Drinking What Looks Like A Beer
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    Her performance in Dark Knight Rises was so bad that the kid has to drink to erase those painful memories. Drink some for me, dude.

    • cc

      Not sure drinking is going to do it…he needs to proceed directly to head trauma.

      She really was dreadful wasn’t she?

  18. Matthew McConaughey Camila Alves 25th Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
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    Alright, alright, alright.

  19. Behati Prinsloo Butt Bikini Checking Out Girlfriend
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    I don’t know what kind of name that is, but I have a boner.

  20. Snoop Dogg Attacked By Seagulls The 1st Annual Flo Rida Youth Snooper Bowl
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    I’m hoping that bird shit right on him.

  21. Lena Dunham White Suit Holding Starbucks Cup ABC Studios
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    I think this is what Kesha’s producer sees when he looks at her.

  22. Bruce Jenner Long Hair
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    When you’re alone and life is making you lonely, you can always go…….. downtown.

  23. Ashton Kutcher Backwards Hat Mila Kunis Giggling Laker Game
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    It’s not good when you whip it out and your girlfriend starts laughing.

  24. Branscombe Richmond, Carl Weathers Armpit Sweat Maui Film Commission Film/TV Event
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    Renegade..body perspiration!

  25. Snoop Dogg Attacked By Seagulls The 1st Annual Flo Rida Youth Snooper Bowl
    joe
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    Yeah. That’s what I want my kid doing. Bowls with Snoop.

  26. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Patchwork Clothes Riding Bike
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    Certifiable.

  27. Emma Roberts Evan Peters
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    “I don’t want to get a job!”

  28. Ashton Kutcher Backwards Hat Mila Kunis Giggling Laker Game
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    Swallow it!

  29. Jeremy Renner 25th Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
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    I fucking hate bow ties.

  30. Behati Prinsloo Butt Bikini Checking Out Girlfriend
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    What the fuck is a Behati Prinsloo?

  31. Ashton Kutcher Backwards Hat Mila Kunis Giggling Laker Game
    JPC
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    So we’re just assuming her blindness came back, right?

  32. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Patchwork Clothes Riding Bike
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    So fucking awesome!

  33. Taylor Swift Black Tights Miniskirt
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    Everytime I see her all I hear in my head is Hall & Oates:
    ♫Oh. Here she comes
    Watch out boy, she’ll chew you up
    Oh Here she comes
    She’s a Maneater♫

  34. Taylor Hicks Playing Harmonica Wearing Long Scarf National Championship Gala Taste Of LA
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    I had no idea he was still alive. Another American Idol success story.

  35. Emma Roberts Evan Peters
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    I met her a few years ago. Don’t know what’s going on with this picture but she really is hot in person.

  36. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Patchwork Clothes Riding Bike
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    *sings* I’ll deliver your messages, for tuppence a bag..

  37. Lea Michele Butt Bikini Instagram
    Bonky
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    Ugh, every time I look out my window it’s the same thing.
    A tropical paradise and a sexually charged nymphette
    waiting for me who will do anything I ask of her. There
    must be more to life than this….

  38. Anne Hathaway Cleavage Husband Adam Shulman Little Kid Drinking What Looks Like A Beer
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    Man, Samantha Ronson can really drink a beer!

  39. Kaley Cuoco Derpface Color Me Mine Ceramic Studio
    Sheppy
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    There’s one of those in Pasadena, where the show is set… Coincidence?

    Yeah.

  40. Taylor Swift Black Tights Miniskirt
    Sheppy
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    HATE that she’s so damned hot! Damnit!

  41. Taylor Hicks Playing Harmonica Wearing Long Scarf National Championship Gala Taste Of LA
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    No one gives a shit about harmonica

  42. Richard Roundtree Handlebar Moustache Long Tan Overcoat JFK Airport
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Look Mark Wahlberg, THIS man would’ve fucked the terrorists up. They would’ve just handed over all their shit and said we surrender.

  43. Anne Hathaway Cleavage Husband Adam Shulman Little Kid Drinking What Looks Like A Beer
    Mike Walker
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    Her arms look bigger than his… and he’s in the foreground.

  44. Behati Prinsloo Butt Bikini Checking Out Girlfriend
    Bonky
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    “My ass is smaller and more boyish than yours.”

  45. Taylor Hicks Playing Harmonica Wearing Long Scarf National Championship Gala Taste Of LA
    Mike Walker
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    He looks like a dollar store Clooney.

  46. Taylor Swift Black Tights Miniskirt
    coljack
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    Thought bubble: “Should I write a song about the bag boy? ‘We shared a moment, our eyes met, your hand touched mine, I even let you put a banana in my bag, but now I’m just another one in your line…’ Yeah, he has it coming.”

  47. Russell Brand Huge White Dog BBC Radion One Studios
    spikedtounge
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    I named her Katy so now there’s two bitches with that name I can make come on command!

  48. Kaley Cuoco Derpface Color Me Mine Ceramic Studio
    spikedtounge
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    Is it just me or does she look like the love child of Madonna and Janice Dickenson?!

  49. Kaley Cuoco Derpface Color Me Mine Ceramic Studio
    cc
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    Holy shit this scared me…I thought Annie Hall was getting remade.

  50. Engelbert Humperdinck, Billy Ray Cyrus
    JohnnyP
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    Billy-Ray: “Mr. Humperdinck, if ya’ll don’t mind mah sayin’, your face is at least twice as tight as m’daughter’s mullet-hole”.
    Englebert: “Why thank you, erm.. ummm… whatever-your-name-is”

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