The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.6.14

January 6th, 2014 // 298 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which I’m considering to be the first real TCWM of the year and not just because it has Bobby Sixkiller in it, but because, well ok, that’s exactly the reason. If I wasn’t put on this Earth to make random 90′s television references, then this college degree was a total waste. And while you figure out why that statement simultaneously makes no sense and is sort of depressing, feel free to anonymously insult the following people: Russell Brand with his dog who used to be a service animal and still remembers where his former owner lives, Kaley Cuoco after someone asked her to see some pictures of her horse, and Jonah Hill looking a little glum without Leo by his si–OH MY GOD IS HE GROWING A FUCKING MOUSTACHE?!

*breathe..in..out..just keep it together* If he’s doing a Mr. Belvedere reboot, so help me…

- Photo Boy

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  1. Bruce Jenner Long Hair
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    You have to admit he’s right. He would be PERFECT if not for that damned Adam’s Apple.

  2. Simon Cowell Shirtless Hairy Manboobs Pregnant Lauren Silverman Swimsuit Leg Stretch Yacht
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    “Be a dear, and queef us away from that boat there, love.”

  3. Engelbert Humperdinck, Billy Ray Cyrus
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    “yes… Billy Ray will put your luggage in the trunk Mr. Newton”

  4. Taylor Swift Black Tights Miniskirt
    JimBB
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    She has a real knack for always looking like she’s right on the verge of saying the stupidest shit you’ve ever heard come out of a girl’s mouth.

  5. Ashton Kutcher Backwards Hat Mila Kunis Giggling Laker Game
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    Looks like she was (s)punked

  6. Branscombe Richmond, Carl Weathers Armpit Sweat Maui Film Commission Film/TV Event
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    Dude, is that the big Chinese guy that always got kicked in the balls and thrown through something made of glass in all the Seagal and Arnold movies??

  7. Russell Brand Huge White Dog BBC Radion One Studios
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    “Put down that mangy beast! Be careful not to hurt that dog though!”

  8. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Patchwork Clothes Riding Bike
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    Because brooms are so yesterday

  9. Russell Brand Huge White Dog BBC Radion One Studios
    JimBB
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    Back with Katy already?

  10. Anne Hathaway Cleavage Husband Adam Shulman Little Kid Drinking What Looks Like A Beer
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    That actually looks like a man-hating lesbian

  11. Simon Cowell Shirtless Hairy Manboobs Pregnant Lauren Silverman Swimsuit Leg Stretch Yacht
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    “somethings never change” says Silverman’s ex husband

  12. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Patchwork Clothes Riding Bike
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    Fresh from the charity shop, luv?

  13. Anne Hathaway Cleavage Husband Adam Shulman Little Kid Drinking What Looks Like A Beer
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    “Badass little kid” also appears to be chugging a Corona while sporting a new hairdo to support their friend with cancer.

  14. Taylor Swift Black Tights Miniskirt
    Senor Trout
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    Jennifer Love Hewitt started it, Kaley Cuoco kept it going…it’s your time, Taylor. It’s your time.

  15. Engelbert Humperdinck, Billy Ray Cyrus
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    “Hi there, nice to meet you as well. The Wrestler? No I don’t think I sang that song, but thank you all the same.”

  16. Lena Dunham White Suit Holding Starbucks Cup ABC Studios
    catapostrophe
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    White was a misguided, inordinately risky and ultimately offensive choice. Then again, that’s her whole thing.

  17. Lea Michele Butt Bikini Instagram
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    You know, I would have quit crack for that piece of ass. To each his own, I guess.

  18. Lena Dunham White Suit Holding Starbucks Cup ABC Studios
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    The Shamu costume isn’t helping.

  19. Simon Cowell Shirtless Hairy Manboobs Pregnant Lauren Silverman Swimsuit Leg Stretch Yacht
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    Just in case the smell of the ocean wasn’t enough…

  20. Russell Brand Huge White Dog BBC Radion One Studios
    donkeylicks
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    Worst Jon Snow impression I’ve ever seen!

  21. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Patchwork Clothes Riding Bike
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    You couldn’t create this woman as a character.

  22. Matt Damon Pink Backpack Arm In Sling LAX
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    “You’ll have to break my other arm to get your damn hands on my Dora backpack.”

  23. Taylor Hicks Playing Harmonica Wearing Long Scarf National Championship Gala Taste Of LA
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    …Yeah I got the reality show blues!…(long harmonica solo, looks up to find himself alone in his parents’ basement again)

  24. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Patchwork Clothes Riding Bike
    catapostrophe
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    She’ll get us–and our little dogs, too!

  25. Lea Michele Butt Bikini Instagram
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    Definitely her best angle.

  26. Emma Roberts Evan Peters
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    “DERP! This suitcasDERP is really heavDERP!”

  27. Engelbert Humperdinck, Billy Ray Cyrus
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    Somewhere Englebert Humperdinck is offended.

  28. Bruce Jenner Long Hair
    FuckYOU
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    Wait, rosie o’donnell?

  29. Kaley Cuoco Derpface Color Me Mine Ceramic Studio
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    Makeup is her best friend.

  30. Jeremy Renner 25th Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
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    Here’s looking at you, kid. Yes, you… the one with the paint-on moustache in the suit.

  31. Engelbert Humperdinck, Billy Ray Cyrus
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    It’s okay, I get Chris Tucker and Kevin Hart mixed up.

  32. Bruce Jenner Long Hair
    catapostrophe
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    In the bag: Nair, douche, fingernail polish and candy bars.

  33. Simon Cowell Shirtless Hairy Manboobs Pregnant Lauren Silverman Swimsuit Leg Stretch Yacht
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    Looks like the boat is a little pitchy.

  34. Julia Roberts Bradley Cooper 25th Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
    MT
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    Nice, a $5,000 tux and a $200 toupee…

  35. Matthew McConaughey Camila Alves 25th Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
    JimBB
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    My unibrow will rule all puny earthlings, beginning with your “movie stars”!

  36. Lea Michele Butt Bikini Instagram
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    And that right there is the face…err ass of someone in mourning.

  37. Matt Damon Pink Backpack Arm In Sling LAX
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    Yeah, Matt hurt his arm. But you know who I feel sorry for? That kid in the background. Look at who is raising him. kid doesn’t stand a chance.

  38. Emma Roberts Evan Peters
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    Enough with the Samantha Ronson photos.

  39. Kaley Cuoco Derpface Color Me Mine Ceramic Studio
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    Holy shit, she is going to be about 200 pounds in a few years, or months.

  40. Taylor Swift Black Tights Miniskirt
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    Every time I look at her I imagine myself as a male praying mantis looking at a female… and the end result is the same.

  41. Richard Roundtree Handlebar Moustache Long Tan Overcoat JFK Airport
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    Play on Playa.

  42. Bruce Jenner Long Hair
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    I thought all the talk about the adam’s apple speculation was just the gossip media making some shit up. But I’m starting to believe that he is seriously going through with gender reassignment surgery. And, if so, what a shame that it took living with a bunch of fucking Kardashians to finally realize what was going to make you happy in life.

  43. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Patchwork Clothes Riding Bike
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    Probably like $10K worth of clothes to make herself look homeless.

  44. Lea Michele Butt Bikini Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    Everyone works through their grief in different ways. This way looks very nice indeed.

  45. Taylor Swift Black Tights Miniskirt
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    Would you like to see all the cool antiques I just found?

  46. Engelbert Humperdinck, Billy Ray Cyrus
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    Miley’s checks must have stopped coming in, he is down to only one idiot fashion scarf.

  47. Simon Cowell Shirtless Hairy Manboobs Pregnant Lauren Silverman Swimsuit Leg Stretch Yacht
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    Smoking next to your pregnant whore, ever the class act.

  48. Kaley Cuoco Derpface Color Me Mine Ceramic Studio
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Are you sure that’s not Courtney Love?

  49. Emma Roberts Evan Peters
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    I love her, she is badass.

  50. Lena Dunham White Suit Holding Starbucks Cup ABC Studios
    Cock Dr
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    It takes a bold pair of thighs to go out in huge white pants like those. Thighs that just do not give a fuck about right or wrong or other people’s retinas.

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