The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.6.14

January 6th, 2014 // 298 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which I’m considering to be the first real TCWM of the year and not just because it has Bobby Sixkiller in it, but because, well ok, that’s exactly the reason. If I wasn’t put on this Earth to make random 90′s television references, then this college degree was a total waste. And while you figure out why that statement simultaneously makes no sense and is sort of depressing, feel free to anonymously insult the following people: Russell Brand with his dog who used to be a service animal and still remembers where his former owner lives, Kaley Cuoco after someone asked her to see some pictures of her horse, and Jonah Hill looking a little glum without Leo by his si–OH MY GOD IS HE GROWING A FUCKING MOUSTACHE?!

*breathe..in..out..just keep it together* If he’s doing a Mr. Belvedere reboot, so help me…

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jonah Hill Growing Moustache Varietys Creative Impact Awards During The 25th Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival
    Slappy Magoo
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    There’s a guy who always looks like he’s one second away from telling you to go eat a bag of dicks.

  2. Lea Michele Butt Bikini Instagram
    anonymous
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    I guess she’s getting past Cory Montheith’s death. Especially since we haven’t heard a peep from her about it from her after the tribute show aired.

  3. Kaley Cuoco Derpface Color Me Mine Ceramic Studio
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    Settled into her marriage face already I see.

  4. Kaley Cuoco Derpface Color Me Mine Ceramic Studio
    Slappy Magoo
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    “oh, you did NOT just call me Miss Cuoco like I’m some sort of untouchable single spinster, you cow!”

  5. Lea Michele Butt Bikini Instagram
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    Never thought I would be saying this, but someone found literally the only perfect angle of her and she looks hot.

    Nobel Prize possibly?

    • mt

      More like a Photoshop award. Blow this picture up
      and you can see where they “shaped” her entire figure.
      Even if it was real, she’s nastier than a Honey Badger.
      I’ll pass, thanks anyway….

  6. Jonah Hill Growing Moustache Varietys Creative Impact Awards During The 25th Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival
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    “Man, I wish I could be on the yacht with Leo. I bet he’s banging Jessica by now…
    Maybe, if I ditch thing I can join them”

  7. Jonah Hill Growing Moustache Varietys Creative Impact Awards During The 25th Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival
    anonymous
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    He looks a little pissed here. Leo must be within eyeshot having fun without him.

  8. Branscombe Richmond, Carl Weathers Armpit Sweat Maui Film Commission Film/TV Event
    Slappy Magoo
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    He ain’t got time to bleed, but apparently plenty of time to sweat.

  9. Julia Roberts Bradley Cooper 25th Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
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    He’s gonna regret grabbing her ass…

  10. Jonah Hill Growing Moustache Varietys Creative Impact Awards During The 25th Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival
    JimBB
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    Did I mention that I’ve worked with all ten of the “10 directors to watch”? Well, I have. I’m on a first name basis with most of them. Why just the other day, I was having lunch with Martin Scorcese, and I say to him “Marty…”

  11. Kaley Cuoco Derpface Color Me Mine Ceramic Studio
    meh
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    It is amazing how much hotter they make her look on the show.

  12. Branscombe Richmond, Carl Weathers Armpit Sweat Maui Film Commission Film/TV Event
    Terd Fergueson
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    This is the guy who stole your kid’s bike!

  13. Lena Dunham White Suit Holding Starbucks Cup ABC Studios
    Slappy Magoo
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    It is upon this moment that Captain Ahab stood aright and bellowed to the crew “Thar she blows, the great white Hack!

  14. Jonah Hill Growing Moustache Varietys Creative Impact Awards During The 25th Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival
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    “Now you have to treat me like a serious actor…I done grown me a chocolate milk mustache!”

  15. Julia Roberts Bradley Cooper 25th Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
    JimBB
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    She and Brooke Shields should have a “Girl most likely to stab you in your sleep one night” competition.

  16. Simon Cowell Shirtless Hairy Manboobs Pregnant Lauren Silverman Swimsuit Leg Stretch Yacht
    Balls Mcgee
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    Lauren graciously demonstrating what got her to where she is today.

  17. Kaley Cuoco Derpface Color Me Mine Ceramic Studio
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    “OH! LOOK! He texted me…We’re STILL married!!!”

  18. Richard Roundtree Handlebar Moustache Long Tan Overcoat JFK Airport
    Slappy Magoo
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    It’s his duty to…shop…that…duty-free shop.

    Screw it, it’s just a reminder that Shaft still lives.

  19. Lea Michele Butt Bikini Instagram
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    – ‘You’d make a dead man come.”
    Too soon?

  20. Anne Hathaway Cleavage Husband Adam Shulman Little Kid Drinking What Looks Like A Beer
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    He took a long pull, and after she passed, poured a splash onto the rocky ground beneath his feet. “That’s for my childhood,” he said as Anne walked away. “Thanks for growing me up, Catwoman.”

  21. Ashton Kutcher Backwards Hat Mila Kunis Giggling Laker Game
    Slappy Magoo
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    “Can you believe that commoner next to me just tried to start a CONVERSATION with us? Oh, ohmygod, contempt is coming out of my nose!”

  22. Emma Roberts Evan Peters
    DiegoAD
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    “And then you were all like ‘Wahh, stop hitting me Emma!’”

  23. Julia Roberts Bradley Cooper 25th Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
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    Bradley totally just Erinned her Brockovich.

  24. Anne Hathaway Cleavage Husband Adam Shulman Little Kid Drinking What Looks Like A Beer
    JimBB
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    Only Anne Hathaway could be that pale in Hawaii.

    Seriously, someone better get some garlic and a wooden stake.

  25. Anne Hathaway Cleavage Husband Adam Shulman Little Kid Drinking What Looks Like A Beer
    meh
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    Kid, you are going to have to drink a buttload of beer to deal with Anne Hathaway. Should have gone straight for the hard stuff.

  26. Anne Hathaway Cleavage Husband Adam Shulman Little Kid Drinking What Looks Like A Beer
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    I don’t care what that caption says.
    Photoboy has been getting drunk pasting Irish people onto the pictures again.

  27. Bruce Jenner Long Hair
    Slappy Magoo
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    I thought Billie Jean King was in Russia for the Olympics?

  28. Ashton Kutcher Backwards Hat Mila Kunis Giggling Laker Game
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    “I love you Walden!”

    “I love you too, Meg.”

  29. Lea Michele Butt Bikini Instagram
    Freebie
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    Must still be in mourning, she’s wearing a black top.

  30. Richard Roundtree Handlebar Moustache Long Tan Overcoat JFK Airport
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    Who’s the cat with the mustard coat, looking so fly he has to gloat ?

  31. Snoop Dogg Attacked By Seagulls The 1st Annual Flo Rida Youth Snooper Bowl
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    More like the “Ghetto Olympics” amirite? Anyone?

  32. Lena Dunham White Suit Holding Starbucks Cup ABC Studios
    JimBB
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    That bodyguard has seen horrors that most of us will never know. Even his time in Afghanistan will never compare to the times he’s walked into her dressing room in the middle of feeding time.

  33. Julia Roberts Bradley Cooper 25th Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
    Bob
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    Both of their expressions say “Surprise buttsex!”

  34. Engelbert Humperdinck, Billy Ray Cyrus
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    pretty sure that’s Wayne Newton not Engelbert Humperdinck. or a really scary mannequin.

  35. Richard Roundtree Handlebar Moustache Long Tan Overcoat JFK Airport
    JimBB
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    Still a bad mutha.

  36. Snoop Dogg Attacked By Seagulls The 1st Annual Flo Rida Youth Snooper Bowl
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    “Motherfucka, Flock of Seagulls is a BAND. How did you suppizzose we were gonna get these bizzerds to open the show?”

  37. Simon Cowell Shirtless Hairy Manboobs Pregnant Lauren Silverman Swimsuit Leg Stretch Yacht
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    Wow…her legs really ARE always spread.

  38. Engelbert Humperdinck, Billy Ray Cyrus
    meh
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    Did Billy Ray just quit washing his ass or what?

  39. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Patchwork Clothes Riding Bike
    JimBB
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    Guess she couldn’t find one of those bicycles with the giant front wheel.

  40. Matt Damon Pink Backpack Arm In Sling LAX
    JimBB
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    Matt Damon!

  41. Engelbert Humperdinck, Billy Ray Cyrus
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    Well this explains a lot.

    Somewhere, Wayne Newton still looks normal, and that other guy’s daughter just bought a camera-loaded speculum for her 2014 world tour.

  42. Matt Damon Pink Backpack Arm In Sling LAX
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    “Because I already broke one arm trying to lift a man’s backpack…that’s why!”

  43. Ashton Kutcher Backwards Hat Mila Kunis Giggling Laker Game
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    “What? Lots of guys call it their pud. Why are you laughing?”

  44. Emma Roberts Evan Peters
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    “My Aunt gets to get photographed with BRADLEY COOPER! Just look at me!”

  45. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Patchwork Clothes Riding Bike
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    Always ready to act in a Tim Burton film at a moment’s notice.

  46. Bruce Jenner Long Hair
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    The greatest athlete in the history of the [women's] decathlon.

  47. Emma Roberts Evan Peters
    JimBB
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    Just because she technically has a vagina and is technically over the age of 12 doesn’t make you any less a gay child molester, dude.

  48. Bruce Jenner Long Hair
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    I have to admit…I’d do her.

  49. Taylor Swift Black Tights Miniskirt
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    “Are YOU my boyfriend?”

  50. Bar Refaeli Cleavage Bra Instagram
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    Bar and the girls… just hangin’ out

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