The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.4.16

Welcome to the first The Crap We Missed of 2016, which you’ll notice is a hell of a lot like last year’s TCWM posts, and by that I mean I padded it with Instagram butt because apparently the paparazzi take a month off for the holidays. Luckily I was still able to find Robin Thicke’s teenage girlfriend’s butt, Johnny Depp with coke all over his lap, and President Obama chilling with Kanye, which Kim Kardashian proudly posted on her Instagram, so I give up, conservatives. You can have him now. Impeach Obummer Benghazi Martial Law Secret Mooslim and whatever the fuck else you guys say. I’m on board.

Oh, and here’s what Courtney Stodden did with her nasty fake tits on Christmas. Sorry you had to wait 10 whole days for this:

It’s the most wonderful time of the year #Christmas 🍾

A video posted by Courtney A Stodden (@courtneyastodden) on

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