The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.4.13

February 4th, 2013 // 455 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed that has so many randomly hilarious pics I don’t even know where to begin. Ok, I do and it’s here with this pic and this pic that I’m not saying happened at precisely the same moment, but let’s all just agree that George Lucas is in a shallow grave in Haiti right now. Then there’s the always amazing drunk as fuck Gerard Depardieu, followed by Ben Affleck‘s personal scat wrangler, and Jeremy London‘s kid who is now my personal goddamn hero.

I’m going leave you with Tom Cruise helping to frame the next shot, which is in no way a euphemism for “whispering Berlin’s ‘Take My Breath Away’ into that man’s ear while ever so gently rubbing the small of his back.”

No way that’s what’s really happening there,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Hayden Panettiere Hugging Giant Black Dude Twitter
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    She’s so tiny you get the feeling fucking her would be like wrapping your dick in shrink wrap.

  2. Tallulah Willis No Bra See Through Shirt Rumer Willis
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    The diversity of items and articles of clothing in this pic screams ‘dumpster diving’.

  3. George Lucas NAACP Image Awards
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    And now, I’d like to say a few words about Jar-Jar Binks.

  4. Allison Williams Bikini
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    She’s cute, but I suddenly had a flashback to the time I walked in on my sister masturbating. Thanks for the flashback. (((shudder)))

  5. Ben Affleck Directors Guild Of America Awards
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    Is that the same girl who was fucking with Uma Thurman’s shoes last week?

  6. Sophie Turner Cleavage Butt Tight Jeans
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    I’ve got to admit, I could preoccupy myself for hours with that ass.

  7. Tom Brady Playing Golf
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    What a douche.

  8. Channing Tatum Mardi Gras Beads New Orleans Balcony Fat Chick Flashing
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    Asking for beads NOT to flash is extortion, isn’t it?

  9. Gerard Depardieu Drunk
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    Not to Gerard…unlike you, WC Fields was funny.

  10. Jane Seymour Nipples Cleavage17th Annual Art Directors Guild Awards For Excellence In Production Design
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    The most important think you can to today…check out her ass in Lassiter. Seriously, it was a marvel.

  11. Tom Brady Playing Golf
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    Now I know why the Dodge Dart is a flop.

  12. Lil Kim Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Awul Facial Plastic Surgery
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    holy shit

  13. Sophie Turner Cleavage Butt Tight Jeans
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    Who knew scoliosis could look good on a chic?

  14. Gerard Depardieu Drunk
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    Kids, see what a combination of too much money, barrels of French wine, not enough work and senility will do to you?

  15. Rose McGowan Bleach Blonde Hair
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    Lindsay Lohan 5 years ago!

  16. Lena Dunham Cleavage Directors Guild Of America Awards
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    How sweet, she’s just starting on her career of making poor choices about what to do with too much money!

  17. Jennifer Love Hewitt Butt Tight Jeans The Client List Set
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    Junk in the trunk, anyone?

  18. Queen Latifah Eating
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    Yeah, IN PUBLIC she eats salads….

  19. Hayden Panettiere Hugging Giant Black Dude Twitter
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    can she dislocate at the hips or what

  20. Lil Kim Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Awul Facial Plastic Surgery
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    I guess she is a Jackson now?

  21. Mel Gibson Gerard Butler
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    “Is it ‘two in the pink’ or ‘two in the stink?’”

  22. Nikolaj Coster-Waldau Mama Photocall
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    It’s not a journey. Every journey ends, but we go on. The world turns, and we turn with it. Plans disappear, dreams take over. But wherever I go, there you are, my luck, my fate, my fortune. Chanel No.5, inevitable

  23. Sophie Turner Cleavage Butt Tight Jeans
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    Pretty sure this is what Courtney Love thinks she looks like.

  24. Kayte Walsh Kelsey Grammer Directors Guild Of America Awards
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    Said it before and I’ll say it again – This dude is a fucking skeeze.

  25. Imogen Thomas Pregnant Belly Twitter
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    As though the photo wasn’t vomit-inducing enough, the saturation has been cranked up enough to make 60′s children dizzy.

  26. Gerard Depardieu Drunk
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    He’s lost a bit of weight. Shitty Russian fare will do that to you.

  27. Lena Dunham Cleavage Directors Guild Of America Awards
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    overrated cow.

  28. Mel Gibson Gerard Butler
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    what the fuck are they doing together?

  29. Jennifer Love Hewitt Butt Tight Jeans The Client List Set
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    Stupid shoes.

  30. George Lucas NAACP Image Awards
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    I am so rich I can buy an award at an all black ceremony!! Suck it bitches!!

  31. Tallulah Willis No Bra See Through Shirt Rumer Willis
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    Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!

  32. Hayden Panettiere Hugging Giant Black Dude Twitter
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    “and after we do the video you say i’ll be more famous than kim, right?”

  33. Charlize Theron Nipples Short Hair
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    “and this is why we dont do drugs. for shame justin bieber, for shame.”

  34. Tallulah Willis No Bra See Through Shirt Rumer Willis
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    bra much?

  35. Mel Gibson Gerard Butler
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    “What do you mean: I’m three years and a couple of racist comments away from being you?”

  36. Hayden Panettiere Hugging Giant Black Dude Twitter
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    “Gag reflexes are overrated”

  37. Jeremy London Son Lyrik The Devil's Dozen Premiere
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    Now it’s obvious that crazy psychosis runs in the family.

  38. Alana Blanchard Bikini
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    Kind of looks like a healthy (not so anorexic) version of Diane Kruger.

  39. George Lucas NAACP Image Awards
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    “First I destroyed the ethos of the Star Wars series, now I’ve ruined the credibility of the NAACP! Huzzah!”

  40. Lil Kim Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Awul Facial Plastic Surgery
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    I want to play a game…

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