Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed that has so many randomly hilarious pics I don’t even know where to begin. Ok, I do and it’s here with this pic and this pic that I’m not saying happened at precisely the same moment, but let’s all just agree that George Lucas is in a shallow grave in Haiti right now. Then there’s the always amazing drunk as fuck Gerard Depardieu, followed by Ben Affleck‘s personal scat wrangler, and Jeremy London‘s kid who is now my personal goddamn hero.
I’m going leave you with Tom Cruise helping to frame the next shot, which is in no way a euphemism for “whispering Berlin’s ‘Take My Breath Away’ into that man’s ear while ever so gently rubbing the small of his back.”
No way that’s what’s really happening there,
- Photo Boy
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JLH shows off Firestone’s new Steel Belted Jeans.
This one actually made me chuckle out loud (COL for the uninitiated and more accurate of us Internet toob denizens). Good on ya.
If you rotate it 90 degrees, it makes more sense.
Would you dress like that if you had a face like those two? I guess she thought the nipples would be enough to distract. They weren’t.
he should use something a little darker to bring out his eye color
I have respect for her talent(s) but her fashion ‘sense’, not so much. that frock is ghastly.
It’s much better than her characters outfits :)
The personification of meh.
and totally in the rough no less.
Was meant for the picture before this, but I guess it works anyway, and I’m sticking with it.
Yup…it’s confirmed…the more I see this douche-nozzle, the more I hate him.
those look like great driving shoes
That’s one weird birthday costume. A tiara and something that fell out of her grandmother’s closet?
That’s the angle she needs to go with on any shots of her below the waist. Above the waist? Naked. Always naked.
…and now you know what “mournful titties” means.
“IputAblackManInAmovieOnce…WHOOOO!!!!”
so a priest and a prince walk into the bar…
Just once – that’s all I’m asking for God. Preferably while she looks like that and isn’t dead. Although, I’d probably still poke her before she got cold – ’cause, you know, I’m a hopeless romantic and all.
That Ecclestone bitch has a doppelganger!
Are we sure she’s pregnant? She’s not holding her stomach.
Rob Lowe?
“Meessa so grateful for this award!”
just patting Manti Te’o girlfriend on the tush
BEADS!!! Just take all the beads, keep your shirt on!
Where can I get a Janet Jackson death mask…?
she’s smoking hot. too good for the bandage dress.
He’s really nailing the lid on that old stereotype about the French and hygiene
Alright…
First Ivan Drago.
Then, Lothar, Mandrakes crimefighting companion.
Who’s next?
Lou Ferrigno?
Chris Hemsworth?
Jaws?
Chewbacca?
Skarsgard.
The tattoo really balances out the vacant eyes, boyish face, and doughy physique.
“…sure are a lot of jews around here”
KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Madonna and Linda Hamilton’s love child… is somehow not Cameron Diaz?
Didn’t know they opened up a Scotchbucks in Miami.
Bing Crosby’s ghost has just posessed the wrong man.
Just look at her, you can see the Hep C just oozing out of every poor…
He needs to dial back this stroke-look that he thinks is sexy.
Blue Steel?
She just left the audition for the “Moma’s Family” remake.
The Round Mound of Rebound.
This guy : Rob Lowe :: Josh Brolin : Tommy Lee Jones
Chicks know how utterly revolting this looks right? Let’s cut the “she’s glowing” shit, she’s fat, sweaty, and pees every time she laughs.
“I used to be famous, you know?”
“Whatever. It’s $50 bucks an hour, right?”
You KNOW when you’re pregnant with Jay Leno’s baby.
WHAT’S MINE SAY?!? DUDE!!!!!
WHAT’S MINE SAY?!? KNOX!!!!! Oh no dude, that’s not right…
How strange that a surfer is endorsed by a milk produc… .oh crap I’m gay aren’t I?
Green top won.
I wonder if she can surf, too.
It’s Greek to me.
Insert joke about my semen and how it relates to the words “flavoured milk” on her shirt….or back.
I had no idea she had a wooden leg.
Amazing.
Rob Riggle looks more interested in that chubby girl’s tits than Channing does.
that kid is already planning a school shooting.
I bet Dan Rather’s daughter doesn’t look like this.
She looks like a goddamned hummel figurine.
Finally! A live action DuckTales movie!