The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.4.13

February 4th, 2013 // 455 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed that has so many randomly hilarious pics I don’t even know where to begin. Ok, I do and it’s here with this pic and this pic that I’m not saying happened at precisely the same moment, but let’s all just agree that George Lucas is in a shallow grave in Haiti right now. Then there’s the always amazing drunk as fuck Gerard Depardieu, followed by Ben Affleck‘s personal scat wrangler, and Jeremy London‘s kid who is now my personal goddamn hero.

I’m going leave you with Tom Cruise helping to frame the next shot, which is in no way a euphemism for “whispering Berlin’s ‘Take My Breath Away’ into that man’s ear while ever so gently rubbing the small of his back.”

No way that’s what’s really happening there,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jennifer Love Hewitt Butt Tight Jeans The Client List Set
    Someone Else
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    JLH shows off Firestone’s new Steel Belted Jeans.

  2. Hayden Panettiere Hugging Giant Black Dude Twitter
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    If you rotate it 90 degrees, it makes more sense.

  3. Tallulah Willis No Bra See Through Shirt Rumer Willis
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    Would you dress like that if you had a face like those two? I guess she thought the nipples would be enough to distract. They weren’t.

  4. Mario Lopez Putting On Lip Balm
    jorge
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    he should use something a little darker to bring out his eye color

  5. Lena Dunham Cleavage Directors Guild Of America Awards
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    The personification of meh.

  6. Lena Dunham Cleavage Directors Guild Of America Awards
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    I have respect for her talent(s) but her fashion ‘sense’, not so much. that frock is ghastly.

  7. Prince Charles
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    Yup…it’s confirmed…the more I see this douche-nozzle, the more I hate him.

  8. Shauna Sand Saggy Side Boob Bikini Mesh Cover Up Hooker Shoes
    jorge
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    those look like great driving shoes

  9. Tallulah Willis No Bra See Through Shirt Rumer Willis
    Tinka
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    That’s one weird birthday costume. A tiara and something that fell out of her grandmother’s closet?

  10. Jennifer Love Hewitt Butt Tight Jeans The Client List Set
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    That’s the angle she needs to go with on any shots of her below the waist. Above the waist? Naked. Always naked.

  11. Tallulah Willis No Bra See Through Shirt Rumer Willis
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    …and now you know what “mournful titties” means.

  12. George Lucas NAACP Image Awards
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    “IputAblackManInAmovieOnce…WHOOOO!!!!”

  13. Prince Charles
    jorge
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    so a priest and a prince walk into the bar…

  14. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress ESPN The Magazine NEXT Event
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    Just once – that’s all I’m asking for God. Preferably while she looks like that and isn’t dead. Although, I’d probably still poke her before she got cold – ’cause, you know, I’m a hopeless romantic and all.

  15. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Legs Sunburn
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    That Ecclestone bitch has a doppelganger!

  16. Imogen Thomas Pregnant Belly Twitter
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    Are we sure she’s pregnant? She’s not holding her stomach.

  17. Ian Somerhalder Smarmy Dickface 7th Annual Direct TV Celebrity Beach Bowl
    jorge
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    Rob Lowe?

  18. George Lucas NAACP Image Awards
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    “Meessa so grateful for this award!”

  19. Ben Affleck Directors Guild Of America Awards
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    just patting Manti Te’o girlfriend on the tush

  20. Channing Tatum Mardi Gras Beads New Orleans Balcony Fat Chick Flashing
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    BEADS!!! Just take all the beads, keep your shirt on!

  21. Lil Kim Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Awul Facial Plastic Surgery
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    Where can I get a Janet Jackson death mask…?

  22. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress ESPN The Magazine NEXT Event
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    she’s smoking hot. too good for the bandage dress.

  23. Gerard Depardieu Drunk
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    He’s really nailing the lid on that old stereotype about the French and hygiene

  24. Hayden Panettiere Hugging Giant Black Dude Twitter
    Kojak
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    Alright…
    First Ivan Drago.
    Then, Lothar, Mandrakes crimefighting companion.
    Who’s next?
    Lou Ferrigno?
    Chris Hemsworth?
    Jaws?
    Chewbacca?

  25. Lena Dunham Cleavage Directors Guild Of America Awards
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    The tattoo really balances out the vacant eyes, boyish face, and doughy physique.

  26. Mel Gibson Gerard Butler
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    “…sure are a lot of jews around here”

  27. Channing Tatum Mardi Gras Beads New Orleans Balcony Fat Chick Flashing
    Everyone
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    KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

  28. Denise Richards Sinewy Arms
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    Madonna and Linda Hamilton’s love child… is somehow not Cameron Diaz?

  29. Mel Gibson Gerard Butler
    journalschism
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    Didn’t know they opened up a Scotchbucks in Miami.

  30. Wyclef Jean Angry NAACP Image Awards
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    Bing Crosby’s ghost has just posessed the wrong man.

  31. Shauna Sand Saggy Side Boob Bikini Mesh Cover Up Hooker Shoes
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    Just look at her, you can see the Hep C just oozing out of every poor…

  32. Ian Somerhalder Smarmy Dickface 7th Annual Direct TV Celebrity Beach Bowl
    DeucePickle
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    He needs to dial back this stroke-look that he thinks is sexy.

  33. Queen Latifah Eating
    j/k
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    She just left the audition for the “Moma’s Family” remake.

  34. Jennifer Love Hewitt Butt Tight Jeans The Client List Set
    journalschism
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    The Round Mound of Rebound.

  35. Ian Somerhalder Smarmy Dickface 7th Annual Direct TV Celebrity Beach Bowl
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    This guy : Rob Lowe :: Josh Brolin : Tommy Lee Jones

  36. Imogen Thomas Pregnant Belly Twitter
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    Chicks know how utterly revolting this looks right? Let’s cut the “she’s glowing” shit, she’s fat, sweaty, and pees every time she laughs.

  37. Audrina Patridge Drunk Skinny Legs Leather Miniskirt
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    “I used to be famous, you know?”
    “Whatever. It’s $50 bucks an hour, right?”

  38. Imogen Thomas Pregnant Belly Twitter
    DeucePickle
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    You KNOW when you’re pregnant with Jay Leno’s baby.

  39. Alana Blanchard Bikini
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    WHAT’S MINE SAY?!? DUDE!!!!!
    WHAT’S MINE SAY?!? KNOX!!!!! Oh no dude, that’s not right…

  40. Alana Blanchard Bikini
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    How strange that a surfer is endorsed by a milk produc… .oh crap I’m gay aren’t I?

  41. Alana Blanchard Bikini
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    Green top won.

  42. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Legs Sunburn
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    It’s Greek to me.

  43. Alana Blanchard Bikini
    DeucePickle
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    Insert joke about my semen and how it relates to the words “flavoured milk” on her shirt….or back.

  44. Queen Latifah Eating
    NoveltyItem
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    I had no idea she had a wooden leg.

  45. Sophie Turner Cleavage Butt Tight Jeans
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    Amazing.

  46. Channing Tatum Mardi Gras Beads New Orleans Balcony Fat Chick Flashing
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    Rob Riggle looks more interested in that chubby girl’s tits than Channing does.

  47. Jeremy London Son Lyrik The Devil's Dozen Premiere
    pinkslime
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    that kid is already planning a school shooting.

  48. Allison Williams Bikini
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I bet Dan Rather’s daughter doesn’t look like this.

  49. Lil Kim Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Awul Facial Plastic Surgery
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    She looks like a goddamned hummel figurine.

  50. Rose McGowan Bleach Blonde Hair
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    Finally! A live action DuckTales movie!

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