The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.4.13

February 4th, 2013 // 455 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed that has so many randomly hilarious pics I don’t even know where to begin. Ok, I do and it’s here with this pic and this pic that I’m not saying happened at precisely the same moment, but let’s all just agree that George Lucas is in a shallow grave in Haiti right now. Then there’s the always amazing drunk as fuck Gerard Depardieu, followed by Ben Affleck‘s personal scat wrangler, and Jeremy London‘s kid who is now my personal goddamn hero.

I’m going leave you with Tom Cruise helping to frame the next shot, which is in no way a euphemism for “whispering Berlin’s ‘Take My Breath Away’ into that man’s ear while ever so gently rubbing the small of his back.”

No way that’s what’s really happening there,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Audrina Patridge Drunk Skinny Legs Leather Miniskirt
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    Someone needs to tell her she can’t get back that “new car smell” by wearing leather all the time.

  2. Ian Somerhalder Smarmy Dickface 7th Annual Direct TV Celebrity Beach Bowl
    Cock Dr
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    Attractive yet intolerably annoying at the same time.
    It’s a complaint I have with so many celebrities.

  3. Gerard Depardieu Drunk
    Phoenix
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    “Ah, my little chickadee.”

  4. Gerard Depardieu Drunk
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    When your giant nose is shaped like a penis, you can still get the ladies when your tie only comes to your belly button and you have Nick Nolte’s Bum Hair.

  5. Hayden Panettiere Hugging Giant Black Dude Twitter
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    The wee leprechaun has found her pot o’ gold! (& it’s a cock as big as her leg)

  6. Gerard Depardieu Drunk
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    He thought it was the Semper Butterball.

  7. Imogen Thomas Pregnant Belly Twitter
    Cock Dr
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    Thanks…..am home today feeling crappy, but this reminds me that things could be so much worse…I could be hugely pregnant and have a Twitter account.

  8. Sophie Turner Cleavage Butt Tight Jeans
    B&WMinstrel
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    Police investigating the disappearance of a pasty red haired woman you wouldn’t look at twice, are being helped in their search by TV’s Sophie Turner. “That could have been me”, the Game of Thrones star said.

  9. Jane Seymour Nipples Cleavage17th Annual Art Directors Guild Awards For Excellence In Production Design
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    You motorboating son of a bitch, are they built for comfort or built for speed?

  10. Allison Williams Bikini
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    WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK HAS SHE DONE??

  11. Kayte Walsh Kelsey Grammer Directors Guild Of America Awards
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    “lookaatDEM TITTIES!”

  12. Hayden Panettiere Hugging Giant Black Dude Twitter
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    Please tell me she’s at the Super Bowl after party with Ray Lewis.

  13. Sophie Turner Cleavage Butt Tight Jeans
    anonym
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    I don’t care if that ass is fake.

  14. Shauna Sand Saggy Side Boob Bikini Mesh Cover Up Hooker Shoes
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    “Ma’am, you have some hail damage on your car d…. nevermind, just a reflection.”

  15. Allison Williams Bikini
    anonym
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    looks like Girls is paying her well enough.

  16. Tallulah Willis No Bra See Through Shirt Rumer Willis
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    Gross.

  17. Hayden Panettiere Hugging Giant Black Dude Twitter
    anonym
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    she can almost give a BJ standing up.

  18. Kayte Walsh Kelsey Grammer Directors Guild Of America Awards
    B&WMinstrel
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    The Old Man and the C-cup

  19. George Lucas NAACP Image Awards
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    “Guys, I am white. I’ll handle this.”

  20. Tallulah Willis No Bra See Through Shirt Rumer Willis
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    I’m not saying that reasonably attractive clothes would make these 2 reasonably attractive….. but it couldn’t fucking hurt.

  21. Ben Affleck Directors Guild Of America Awards
    Tinka
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    Is she expecting him to poop out a golden egg?

  22. Lil Kim Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Awul Facial Plastic Surgery
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    How does one even get to this point? It’s gotta be a fascinating story.

    She was a hot chick.

  23. Tom Cruise Military Uniform All You Need Is Kill Set
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    Somewhere there is an old school GI Joe doll sitting naked on the floor.

  24. Channing Tatum Mardi Gras Beads New Orleans Balcony Fat Chick Flashing
    Hank E. Ring
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    I can see the car crash before it happens.

  25. Nikolaj Coster-Waldau Mama Photocall
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    Way to fuck up your hair, Charlize.

  26. Mel Gibson Gerard Butler
    Bonky
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    “So three Jews walk into an oven…..”

  27. Tom Cruise Military Uniform All You Need Is Kill Set
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    is this guy making like, 6 movies a year now? 6 shitty shitty movies.

  28. Lena Dunham Cleavage Directors Guild Of America Awards
    Hank E. Ring
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    You all know you’re thinking what I’m thinking. You say you wouldn’t, but you know you would.

  29. Lil Kim Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Awul Facial Plastic Surgery
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    Janet?

  30. Tallulah Willis No Bra See Through Shirt Rumer Willis
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    and they have a dead body in the trunk of the car.
    or 2.

  31. Lena Dunham Cleavage Directors Guild Of America Awards
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    “Hi. I am dumpy.”

  32. Tom Cruise Military Uniform All You Need Is Kill Set
    jorge
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    pssst i’ve got a Major Woody

  33. Channing Tatum Mardi Gras Beads New Orleans Balcony Fat Chick Flashing
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    why? why would she do that?

  34. Ben Affleck Directors Guild Of America Awards
    jorge
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    cup the balls rook

  35. Wyclef Jean Angry NAACP Image Awards
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    Oh…I thought it was a negative from a picture of Don Draper in an upcoming episode of “Mad Men”. Thanks for clearing that up.

  36. Gerard Depardieu Drunk
    B&WMinstrel
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    Rihanna posted this pic of her Self Respect to Twitter

  37. Queen Latifah Eating
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    They other person has their salad in a cup.

  38. Tallulah Willis No Bra See Through Shirt Rumer Willis
    Kojak
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    Why you never pick photos of Andie MacDowell amazing daugthers?

    http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1944174336/nm3958585

  39. Gerard Depardieu Drunk
    jorge
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    my father the eater

  40. Hayden Panettiere Hugging Giant Black Dude Twitter
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    Brazzers

  41. Lil Kim Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Awul Facial Plastic Surgery
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    so ‘apple cheeks’ is no longer just an expression for a cut little girl, it’s now an elective surgery option. She doesn’t even look human. godawful.

  42. Hayden Panettiere Hugging Giant Black Dude Twitter
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    Yeah so, I’m usually the first to come out and criticize the hillbillies that like to post here for their fear of big black penis…

    That said, this picture is a bit awkward considering the shit that’s gone around about this girl.

    Still, it may just be her security.

    • Ya, he’s black so he must be her security. Couldn’t be her accountant or a friend.

      • Pat C.

        You know, in the English language, “may” and “must” have two different meanings. So socialcomment did not mean “he’s black, so he must be security ” . Although I shouldn’t presume you’re making a sarcastic response to socialcomment’s statement; maybe you are merely stating your own opinion.

      • Having been trained as an accountant I can tell you that I haven’t met many accountants that I would call physically imposing.

        I have, however, met many private security types who have the same build as the man in the picture. Not necessarily the same hue, but definitely the same “I will break you in half” build.

        Sayin’.

      • You don’t have to excuse your latent racism to me, I think all black people are rappers so who am I to judge. I also think all Hayden Panettieres are skanks.

      • There’s more than one Hayden Panettiere? Where can I get one, dude?

      • Mike Walker

        Zaloog ignores the colonial bickering, heads straight for the pussy.

  43. Tom Cruise Military Uniform All You Need Is Kill Set
    DeucePickle
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    Gee whiz Michael Bay, I don’t think this Upton girl is very good at washing cars. I heard Calvin Klein has some good car washers over there. I can call for you.

  44. Lil Kim Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Awul Facial Plastic Surgery
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    Hory Cow.

  45. George Lucas NAACP Image Awards
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    ‘Tis but the first in a long list of awards for not making any more Star Wars.

  46. Jeremy London Son Lyrik The Devil's Dozen Premiere
    jorge
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    so are you as big of a fuck up as your brother?

    uh depends on the day

  47. Hayden Panettiere Hugging Giant Black Dude Twitter
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    How did my picture end up here? I told her not to tweet that pic.

  48. Audrina Patridge Drunk Skinny Legs Leather Miniskirt
    DeucePickle
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    “So Hayden is going to be at this party ?”

  49. Jeremy London Son Lyrik The Devil's Dozen Premiere
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    kid is permanently pissed about the stupid name his jackass parents gave him.

  50. Jane Seymour Nipples Cleavage17th Annual Art Directors Guild Awards For Excellence In Production Design
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    Dr Quim.

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