Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed that has so many randomly hilarious pics I don’t even know where to begin. Ok, I do and it’s here with this pic and this pic that I’m not saying happened at precisely the same moment, but let’s all just agree that George Lucas is in a shallow grave in Haiti right now. Then there’s the always amazing drunk as fuck Gerard Depardieu, followed by Ben Affleck‘s personal scat wrangler, and Jeremy London‘s kid who is now my personal goddamn hero.
I’m going leave you with Tom Cruise helping to frame the next shot, which is in no way a euphemism for “whispering Berlin’s ‘Take My Breath Away’ into that man’s ear while ever so gently rubbing the small of his back.”
No way that’s what’s really happening there,
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Someone needs to tell her she can’t get back that “new car smell” by wearing leather all the time.
Attractive yet intolerably annoying at the same time.
It’s a complaint I have with so many celebrities.
I agree, it always looks like he’s trying to squeeze one out.
“Ah, my little chickadee.”
When your giant nose is shaped like a penis, you can still get the ladies when your tie only comes to your belly button and you have Nick Nolte’s Bum Hair.
The wee leprechaun has found her pot o’ gold! (& it’s a cock as big as her leg)
He thought it was the Semper Butterball.
Thanks…..am home today feeling crappy, but this reminds me that things could be so much worse…I could be hugely pregnant and have a Twitter account.
But you’d look much better than this,
Police investigating the disappearance of a pasty red haired woman you wouldn’t look at twice, are being helped in their search by TV’s Sophie Turner. “That could have been me”, the Game of Thrones star said.
You motorboating son of a bitch, are they built for comfort or built for speed?
WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK HAS SHE DONE??
Wrong photo. Oopsie. This chick is doing alright. Lil Kim, on the other hand….
actually that works pretty well, in a who the fuck is this chick sort of way.
“lookaatDEM TITTIES!”
Please tell me she’s at the Super Bowl after party with Ray Lewis.
I don’t care if that ass is fake.
Looks real to me
(falls backwards out of chair with dick in hand)
“Ma’am, you have some hail damage on your car d…. nevermind, just a reflection.”
looks like Girls is paying her well enough.
She’s also Brian William’s daughter, so i don’t think she’s wanting for money.
Gross.
she can almost give a BJ standing up.
The Old Man and the C-cup
“Guys, I am white. I’ll handle this.”
I’m not saying that reasonably attractive clothes would make these 2 reasonably attractive….. but it couldn’t fucking hurt.
Is she expecting him to poop out a golden egg?
How does one even get to this point? It’s gotta be a fascinating story.
She was a hot chick.
Years of Uncle Leroy fondling her at Christmas dinner?
Somewhere there is an old school GI Joe doll sitting naked on the floor.
I can see the car crash before it happens.
Way to fuck up your hair, Charlize.
“So three Jews walk into an oven…..”
is this guy making like, 6 movies a year now? 6 shitty shitty movies.
You all know you’re thinking what I’m thinking. You say you wouldn’t, but you know you would.
At closing time I totally would. I’d go raw too, why not…I’m not giving her my real name.
Janet?
Michael?
La Toya?
Jocelyn?
McCloud!?
McGarnagle?
and they have a dead body in the trunk of the car.
or 2.
“Hi. I am dumpy.”
pssst i’ve got a Major Woody
why? why would she do that?
Because for some reason, beads are a form of currency in New Orleans.
cup the balls rook
Oh…I thought it was a negative from a picture of Don Draper in an upcoming episode of “Mad Men”. Thanks for clearing that up.
Rihanna posted this pic of her Self Respect to Twitter
They other person has their salad in a cup.
Why you never pick photos of Andie MacDowell amazing daugthers?
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1944174336/nm3958585
Good God!
my father the eater
Brazzers
so ‘apple cheeks’ is no longer just an expression for a cut little girl, it’s now an elective surgery option. She doesn’t even look human. godawful.
Yeah so, I’m usually the first to come out and criticize the hillbillies that like to post here for their fear of big black penis…
That said, this picture is a bit awkward considering the shit that’s gone around about this girl.
Still, it may just be her security.
Ya, he’s black so he must be her security. Couldn’t be her accountant or a friend.
You know, in the English language, “may” and “must” have two different meanings. So socialcomment did not mean “he’s black, so he must be security ” . Although I shouldn’t presume you’re making a sarcastic response to socialcomment’s statement; maybe you are merely stating your own opinion.
Having been trained as an accountant I can tell you that I haven’t met many accountants that I would call physically imposing.
I have, however, met many private security types who have the same build as the man in the picture. Not necessarily the same hue, but definitely the same “I will break you in half” build.
Sayin’.
You don’t have to excuse your latent racism to me, I think all black people are rappers so who am I to judge. I also think all Hayden Panettieres are skanks.
There’s more than one Hayden Panettiere? Where can I get one, dude?
Zaloog ignores the colonial bickering, heads straight for the pussy.
Gee whiz Michael Bay, I don’t think this Upton girl is very good at washing cars. I heard Calvin Klein has some good car washers over there. I can call for you.
Hory Cow.
‘Tis but the first in a long list of awards for not making any more Star Wars.
so are you as big of a fuck up as your brother?
uh depends on the day
How did my picture end up here? I told her not to tweet that pic.
“So Hayden is going to be at this party ?”
kid is permanently pissed about the stupid name his jackass parents gave him.
“It’s pronounced Az-wee-PAY!”
Dr Quim.