Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed that has so many randomly hilarious pics I don’t even know where to begin. Ok, I do and it’s here with this pic and this pic that I’m not saying happened at precisely the same moment, but let’s all just agree that George Lucas is in a shallow grave in Haiti right now. Then there’s the always amazing drunk as fuck Gerard Depardieu, followed by Ben Affleck‘s personal scat wrangler, and Jeremy London‘s kid who is now my personal goddamn hero.
I’m going leave you with Tom Cruise helping to frame the next shot, which is in no way a euphemism for “whispering Berlin’s ‘Take My Breath Away’ into that man’s ear while ever so gently rubbing the small of his back.”
No way that’s what’s really happening there,
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“Jar-Jar couldn’t be here tonight, so I accept this award on his behalf.”
“Oh it’s twue….it’s twue….it’s twue!”
“”Excuse me, ma’am. I hate to disillusion you, but you’re sucking my arm.” – Cleavon Little’s deleted response
Demi Moore and Bruce Willis must have some pretty ugly ancestors.
Sometimes ugly skips generations…sometimes ugly is built from the ground up. Like using dismembered arms and legs of prostitutes to assemble one giant…wait, what were we talking about?
Some girls have dildos, but this one needs a hydraulic log splitter to get off.
That’s GOLD Jerry!
Chris Brown should date her. Everyone would believe her when she says she “just walked into a door.”
I was thinking more along the lines of one of his punches fixing her wonk eye but I’m flexible…
AKA Mickey Rourke in a funhouse mirror.
Obviously on their way to the Russell Brand yoga & fashion class.
She’s gonna be fat long after Tuesday.
Annnnd moving on to the next picture.. LOL Nobody’s topping that.
That sure is a long, strange name for a child. What’s with these Hollywood types?
Rose McGrowing & growing & growing.
Some people just have no decency… I mean bringing Micahel Clarke Duncan back from the dead just to fulfill a fantasy?
Well that’s just sick…
That sure is a long, strange name for a child. What’s with these Hollywood types?
lil’ kim chee
Li’l Kim Jong-il!
Collective blood alcohol concentration > collective IQ.
It’s like someone started playing a game of Mr Potato head while drunk…
Or Mad Libs at the Goodwill?
“Did you just call me Will.I.Am?”
His evil twin – Will.I.Aint
Eating bushes again.
Dating a black woman DOES NOT make up for Lando being the only black guy… And don’t even get me started on JarJar…
Did you not notice that most of the Mos Eisley cantina was nonwhite? Also: every stormtrooper.
“Hi there….
I’m wearing my big boy uniform…
See you in your trailer in 5 ok?”
Just in case anyone isn’t completely clear on that fact that tiny little Hayden loves great big guys.
If that’s a pregnant Milan Kunis, we must all collectively hunt down, tar and feather Ashton Douchebag…
Awhh man quick someone give her beads so she WON’T show anything… please…
I had those pants in high school…
Stupid wrong photo…
It’s completely effed up tonight.
Shiny nipples under a sheer shirt can can’t sufficiently distract from that much awful.
If you zoom in, those breasts don’t distract from the awful—they complement it. (Yeah. I zoomed in. I…I’m not proud of that.)
“I tell ya Gerri, you can’t throw a stone around here without hitting a jew, queer or nig***…”
Real life Barbie, Asian edition.
Looks like she fell into the same vat as the Joker.
Wait ’til they get a load of me
Then she went to the same surgeon.
“Wanna know how I got these scars?”
now i know why her and brooke mueller get along so well…both hitting the crack pipe.
Grandma’s still got it.
This joke writes itself
Then did the horseman Famine take earthly form and bear child
When did Kate dump the other 7 kids?
Well I didn’t hear about any big fires down in Miami so I guess Mel found some female companionship.
Homosexual cuban americans make for a terrible pack of rapists.
I’ll take your word on that one beefy boy.
She’s contracted Madonna Arm! Someone call the CDC, it’s spreading!
Looks like Brad is stepping out on Angie again.
She’s actually suspended on his junk in this pic.
Heeter Totter.
Denise is looking a little stringy….time to put down the pipe and eat a sandwich.
wow look at those things…
Linda Hamilton’s looking rough these days.
Maybe she’s preparing for a reboot of The Terminator.
Somebody call National Geographic!
she keep sticking that out someone gonna bite it off
Or go spelunking in it.
She strike me as the type who would order a triple cheeseburger, large fries, onion rings, banana split, and then order a diet coke.
JarJar was the worst possible, most blatantly racist animated character in decades (don’t get me started on the mid century stuff). How is Lucas allowed in the room, let alone accepting awards? And more importantly, how has he not been shot by this point?
Who stole my wallet?
Yes please!
Decent rack.
Still not enough to cure what is ailing the face.
Those would probably look better if they were at the end of much younger legs.
For save the actual men on this site some time since I doubt you’ve seen anything she’s been in: http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=Allison+Williams+
Fixed:
http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=Allison+Williams+naked
“mmmm…. your pocket is SOOO warm.”
“Thank you for this award for Amistad Part II. I truly am a slave to my work”
IMO never wear a dress that requires an assistant unless it’s your wedding.