The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.4.13

February 4th, 2013 // 455 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed that has so many randomly hilarious pics I don’t even know where to begin. Ok, I do and it’s here with this pic and this pic that I’m not saying happened at precisely the same moment, but let’s all just agree that George Lucas is in a shallow grave in Haiti right now. Then there’s the always amazing drunk as fuck Gerard Depardieu, followed by Ben Affleck‘s personal scat wrangler, and Jeremy London‘s kid who is now my personal goddamn hero.

I’m going leave you with Tom Cruise helping to frame the next shot, which is in no way a euphemism for “whispering Berlin’s ‘Take My Breath Away’ into that man’s ear while ever so gently rubbing the small of his back.”

No way that’s what’s really happening there,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. George Lucas NAACP Image Awards
    catapostrophe
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    “Jar-Jar couldn’t be here tonight, so I accept this award on his behalf.”

  2. Hayden Panettiere Hugging Giant Black Dude Twitter
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    “Oh it’s twue….it’s twue….it’s twue!”

  3. Tallulah Willis No Bra See Through Shirt Rumer Willis
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    Demi Moore and Bruce Willis must have some pretty ugly ancestors.

    • Sometimes ugly skips generations…sometimes ugly is built from the ground up. Like using dismembered arms and legs of prostitutes to assemble one giant…wait, what were we talking about?

  4. Hayden Panettiere Hugging Giant Black Dude Twitter
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Some girls have dildos, but this one needs a hydraulic log splitter to get off.

  5. Audrina Patridge Drunk Skinny Legs Leather Miniskirt
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    Chris Brown should date her. Everyone would believe her when she says she “just walked into a door.”

  6. Gerard Depardieu Drunk
    Animal
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    AKA Mickey Rourke in a funhouse mirror.

  7. Tallulah Willis No Bra See Through Shirt Rumer Willis
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    Obviously on their way to the Russell Brand yoga & fashion class.

  8. Channing Tatum Mardi Gras Beads New Orleans Balcony Fat Chick Flashing
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    She’s gonna be fat long after Tuesday.

  9. Rose McGowan Bleach Blonde Hair
    catapostrophe
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    That sure is a long, strange name for a child. What’s with these Hollywood types?

  10. Hayden Panettiere Hugging Giant Black Dude Twitter
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    Some people just have no decency… I mean bringing Micahel Clarke Duncan back from the dead just to fulfill a fantasy?
    Well that’s just sick…

  11. Jeremy London Son Lyrik The Devil's Dozen Premiere
    catapostrophe
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    That sure is a long, strange name for a child. What’s with these Hollywood types?

  12. Lil Kim Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Awul Facial Plastic Surgery
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    lil’ kim chee

  13. Mel Gibson Gerard Butler
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    Collective blood alcohol concentration > collective IQ.

  14. Tallulah Willis No Bra See Through Shirt Rumer Willis
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    It’s like someone started playing a game of Mr Potato head while drunk…

  15. Wyclef Jean Angry NAACP Image Awards
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    “Did you just call me Will.I.Am?”

  16. Queen Latifah Eating
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    Eating bushes again.

  17. George Lucas NAACP Image Awards
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    Dating a black woman DOES NOT make up for Lando being the only black guy… And don’t even get me started on JarJar…

  18. Tom Cruise Military Uniform All You Need Is Kill Set
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    “Hi there….
    I’m wearing my big boy uniform…
    See you in your trailer in 5 ok?”

  19. Hayden Panettiere Hugging Giant Black Dude Twitter
    Cock Dr
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    Just in case anyone isn’t completely clear on that fact that tiny little Hayden loves great big guys.

  20. Ben Affleck Directors Guild Of America Awards
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    If that’s a pregnant Milan Kunis, we must all collectively hunt down, tar and feather Ashton Douchebag…

  21. Channing Tatum Mardi Gras Beads New Orleans Balcony Fat Chick Flashing
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    Awhh man quick someone give her beads so she WON’T show anything… please…

  22. Jeremy London Son Lyrik The Devil's Dozen Premiere
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    I had those pants in high school…

  23. Tallulah Willis No Bra See Through Shirt Rumer Willis
    Cock Dr
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    Shiny nipples under a sheer shirt can can’t sufficiently distract from that much awful.

  24. Mel Gibson Gerard Butler
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    “I tell ya Gerri, you can’t throw a stone around here without hitting a jew, queer or nig***…”

  25. Lil Kim Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Awul Facial Plastic Surgery
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    Real life Barbie, Asian edition.

  26. Rose McGowan Bleach Blonde Hair
    tlmck
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    Looks like she fell into the same vat as the Joker.

  27. Denise Richards Sinewy Arms
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    now i know why her and brooke mueller get along so well…both hitting the crack pipe.

  28. Jane Seymour Nipples Cleavage17th Annual Art Directors Guild Awards For Excellence In Production Design
    tlmck
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    Grandma’s still got it.

  29. Tom Brady Playing Golf
    DALESQ
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    This joke writes itself

  30. Kayte Walsh Kelsey Grammer Directors Guild Of America Awards
    Apocalypse
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    Then did the horseman Famine take earthly form and bear child

  31. Denise Richards Sinewy Arms
    tlmck
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    When did Kate dump the other 7 kids?

  32. Mel Gibson Gerard Butler
    Cock Dr
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    Well I didn’t hear about any big fires down in Miami so I guess Mel found some female companionship.

  33. Denise Richards Sinewy Arms
    GLT
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    She’s contracted Madonna Arm! Someone call the CDC, it’s spreading!

  34. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Legs Sunburn
    tlmck
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    Looks like Brad is stepping out on Angie again.

  35. Hayden Panettiere Hugging Giant Black Dude Twitter
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    She’s actually suspended on his junk in this pic.

  36. Denise Richards Sinewy Arms
    Cock Dr
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    Denise is looking a little stringy….time to put down the pipe and eat a sandwich.

  37. Charlize Theron Nipples Short Hair
    menkuare
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    wow look at those things…

  38. Denise Richards Sinewy Arms
    Mel
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    Linda Hamilton’s looking rough these days.

  39. Tallulah Willis No Bra See Through Shirt Rumer Willis
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    Somebody call National Geographic!

  40. Sophie Turner Cleavage Butt Tight Jeans
    clarkdarkinson
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    she keep sticking that out someone gonna bite it off

  41. Queen Latifah Eating
    tlmck
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    She strike me as the type who would order a triple cheeseburger, large fries, onion rings, banana split, and then order a diet coke.

  42. George Lucas NAACP Image Awards
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    JarJar was the worst possible, most blatantly racist animated character in decades (don’t get me started on the mid century stuff). How is Lucas allowed in the room, let alone accepting awards? And more importantly, how has he not been shot by this point?

  43. Wyclef Jean Angry NAACP Image Awards
    MH
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    Who stole my wallet?

  44. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress ESPN The Magazine NEXT Event
    tlmck
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    Yes please!

  45. Tallulah Willis No Bra See Through Shirt Rumer Willis
    CHamp
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    Decent rack.
    Still not enough to cure what is ailing the face.

  46. Shauna Sand Saggy Side Boob Bikini Mesh Cover Up Hooker Shoes
    Cock Dr
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    Those would probably look better if they were at the end of much younger legs.

  47. Allison Williams Bikini
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    For save the actual men on this site some time since I doubt you’ve seen anything she’s been in: http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=Allison+Williams+

  48. Tom Cruise Military Uniform All You Need Is Kill Set
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    “mmmm…. your pocket is SOOO warm.”

  49. George Lucas NAACP Image Awards
    MH
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    “Thank you for this award for Amistad Part II. I truly am a slave to my work”

  50. Al Pacino Lucila Sola 48th Golden Camera Awards
    Cock Dr
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    IMO never wear a dress that requires an assistant unless it’s your wedding.

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