In Celine Dion‘s defense, she could be menstruating.
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Amber Heard‘s butt (I won’t be offended if you stop reading after that.), Jon Gosselin not-at-all looking like a man whose girlfriend up and decided to leave him, all the proof of Twilight’s heterosexuality I need to see and some mindfucking for good measure.
Please accept Miranda Kerr below as my apology for the above,
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That is loose skinned evil and it’s got a microphone.
Wrinkle, Wrinkle, Little Star….
Honey, I don’t care how big or colorful your earrings are…no one will remember them tomorrow.
After reading that, I had to go back and see what her earings looked like because I didn’t remember seeiing them the first time.
same here
Honestly, I was distracted by the armpit-squish-mitten.
Now that I’ve gone back up to look, yes, those are nice earrings.
Cellulite-o-tron will Destroy YOU!!!!
She actually looks good except for the neck, shoes, dress, face and saggy breasts.
To think I used to have his pictures plastered over my room. It’s a sad sad day for my inner child.
So… you gotta script. Lindsay does this move all the time, you don’t see those movies being made, do you? Time for a new move asshole.
Didn’t he see what happened to Heath??? Then again Plummer is pretty old already…
Yeah…Heath won an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor. Pretty sure that’s what Plummer’s going for here: kissing Michelle Williams is like kissing the Blarney Stone, only it’s for the gift of Oscar.
MATT DAMON MATT DAMON MATT DAMON
I’ve seen better looking trannies than this one.
If she’s a tranny, then I must’ve pulled several to this dude.
lol what are you smoking, this woman is gorgeous!
He prefers trannies.
The black microphone is flaccid.
I guess eating them is one way to cut down on all the kid expenses.
It looks like she’s shoplifting and entire ham under her skirt. And not a good one…not a good one at all.
Also is he wearing brass rings as a necklace? Is that what the washed up teen idols are doing these days?
Goddam it! He’s wearing a steelers hat!
*Takes off steeler’s t-shirt*
*Lights it on fire*
*Walk’s away*
Aiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Turning females since 2010.
So she picked Kristie Alley as her mentor??
Kirstie
Pickled
Apparently the lady in the cream did not get the memo that it was not “80′s prom themed”.
Cheri Oteri will do anything for comedy
two great comments
I’d say he looks surprised that Nucky shot him in the face, but having watched two seasons of Boardwalk Empire, I know he’s actually just surprised to be paid to “act” at all.
I hope you aren’t suggesting his performance was unidimensional.
They keep him around to maintain the female audience
I guess they decided the female audience can go fuck themselves.
Still not as gay as Twi… oh wait.
See? This was Celine’s old trick! When someone starts looking at the face, flash legs!
Works on me.
I bet she sweats alot…. between her cleavage.
This picture even scared my cat off the desk.
They’re visiting his cousin Yogi’s cave.
Aww man, Jon got Federlined.
FTW
muahahaha so true! he looks HUGE.
Bwahahahah, hilarious and sooooo true!! No wonder we barely see pictures of him anymore! LOL
Nice dog but Paul Gross you are not.
Taylor Swift, do you like black dudes as well?
His outfit says douche…
his hands say vagina.
I say why not both?
Damn, Chaz had a bunch of kids or did she just steal them?
There was a bathroom 30 feet away from there. They be trippin’ in Australia.
Ohh, I see. Well that’s some serious talent there.
Damn.
Celebrity Rehab in 3…2…1….
Jennifer Aniston gets worse every year…
lift leg fart
When I stare into a gallic chasm that terrifying I really need to hear Werner Herzog’s soothing voice or I totally lose my shit.
Someone should tell her that Bane is going to be the villain in the new Batman movie and not Clayface.
I see he is in his typical douchester wear. I really wish someone would know the damn caps off his head.
know = knocks. Damn, it’s Crown Royal time.
Must be interesting o hear “Lust For Life” sung in a french-Canadian accent.
zing!
If you are going to show that much leg, atleast choose interesting shoes to go with it.
Oh, you’re right. I wonder who picked those out for her to wear.
I think he caught whatever Gerard Butler has. Obviously Brandi Granville fucked him too.
…but he doesn’t remember.
With age comes Homosexuality?
He is hoping that if he broods enough, someone will give him a part in one of those new vampire movies.
“Nobody move! I’m feigning interest. Now take the damn picture!”
“Where did you get that dress, it’s awful, and those shoes and that coat, jeeeeez!”
how about that coffee johnny?
I say, is that a picture of you with Kim Kardashian?
Carlito is now probably happy that Benny Blanco shot him.
Her boobs aren’t symmetrical. Shakira, McFeely Smackup judges you to be imperfect!
She might not have symmetrical breasts, but it looks like the asymmetry you’re seeing is caused by the way she’s standing and the stiffness of the bodice of her dress.
IMPERFECT!!!
I have spoken!
Women don’t wear ties, so he has to judge *something* below the neck. It’s sort of a pathological obsession with him.
When did her menopause start?
is that for picking up the dog shit?