The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.30.12

January 30th, 2012 // 628 Comments

In Celine Dion‘s defense, she could be menstruating.

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Amber Heard‘s butt (I won’t be offended if you stop reading after that.), Jon Gosselin not-at-all looking like a man whose girlfriend up and decided to leave him, all the proof of Twilight’s heterosexuality I need to see and some mindfucking for good measure.

Please accept Miranda Kerr below as my apology for the above,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Cock Dr

    That is loose skinned evil and it’s got a microphone.

  2. Celine Dion Upskirt Panty Flash
    Fig
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    Wrinkle, Wrinkle, Little Star….

  3. Celine Dion Upskirt Panty Flash
    Chris
    Commented on this photo:

    Cellulite-o-tron will Destroy YOU!!!!

  4. Sofia Vergara SAG Awards
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Honey, I don’t care how big or colorful your earrings are…no one will remember them tomorrow.

  5. Jennifer Love Hewitt No Make Up
    SSHGuru
    Commented on this photo:

    She actually looks good except for the neck, shoes, dress, face and saggy breasts.

  6. Nick Carter
    Sad Panda
    Commented on this photo:

    To think I used to have his pictures plastered over my room. It’s a sad sad day for my inner child.

  7. Billy Ray Cyrus Holding Script Walking Dogs
    your mom
    Commented on this photo:

    So… you gotta script. Lindsay does this move all the time, you don’t see those movies being made, do you? Time for a new move asshole.

  8. Michelle Williams Christopher Plummer SAG Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    Didn’t he see what happened to Heath??? Then again Plummer is pretty old already…

    • Yeah…Heath won an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor. Pretty sure that’s what Plummer’s going for here: kissing Michelle Williams is like kissing the Blarney Stone, only it’s for the gift of Oscar.

  9. Channing Tatum
    Drew
    Commented on this photo:

    MATT DAMON MATT DAMON MATT DAMON

  10. Maria Menounos SAG Awards
    Good Luck Charlie
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve seen better looking trannies than this one.

  11. Celine Dion Upskirt Panty Flash
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The black microphone is flaccid.

  12. Jon Gosselin Fat Weight Gain
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    I guess eating them is one way to cut down on all the kid expenses.

  13. Celine Dion Upskirt Panty Flash
    Commented on this photo:

    It looks like she’s shoplifting and entire ham under her skirt. And not a good one…not a good one at all.

  14. Nick Carter
    Sad Panda
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    Also is he wearing brass rings as a necklace? Is that what the washed up teen idols are doing these days?

  15. Justin Bieber Mismatched Rainbow Socks
    Commented on this photo:

    Goddam it! He’s wearing a steelers hat!

    *Takes off steeler’s t-shirt*
    *Lights it on fire*
    *Walk’s away*

  16. Liev Schreiber Naomi Watts Sasha Samuel
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Aiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

  17. Amber Heard
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Turning females since 2010.

  18. Jennifer Love Hewitt No Make Up
    Commented on this photo:

    So she picked Kristie Alley as her mentor??

  19. Amber Heard
    vgirl
    Commented on this photo:

    Apparently the lady in the cream did not get the memo that it was not “80′s prom themed”.

  20. Michael Pitt SAG Awards
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    I’d say he looks surprised that Nucky shot him in the face, but having watched two seasons of Boardwalk Empire, I know he’s actually just surprised to be paid to “act” at all.

  21. Peter Facinelli Lollipop
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    Still not as gay as Twi… oh wait.

  22. Lea Michele SAG Awards
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    See? This was Celine’s old trick! When someone starts looking at the face, flash legs!

  23. Sofia Vergara SAG Awards
    vgirl
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet she sweats alot…. between her cleavage.

  24. Penelope Ann Miller Cleavage
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    This picture even scared my cat off the desk.

  25. Liev Schreiber Naomi Watts Sasha Samuel
    Artimus
    Commented on this photo:

    They’re visiting his cousin Yogi’s cave.

  26. Jon Gosselin Fat Weight Gain
    Sad Panda
    Commented on this photo:

    Aww man, Jon got Federlined.

  27. Billy Ray Cyrus Holding Script Walking Dogs
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice dog but Paul Gross you are not.

  28. Taye Diggs
    vgirl
    Commented on this photo:

    Taylor Swift, do you like black dudes as well?

  29. Taye Diggs
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    His outfit says douche…

    his hands say vagina.

    I say why not both?

  30. Jon Gosselin Fat Weight Gain
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn, Chaz had a bunch of kids or did she just steal them?

  31. Liev Schreiber Naomi Watts Sasha Samuel
    dontkillthemessenger
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    There was a bathroom 30 feet away from there. They be trippin’ in Australia.

  32. Raffaela Fico Cleavage Italian TV Chiambretti Show
    Commented on this photo:

    Ohh, I see. Well that’s some serious talent there.

    Damn.

  33. Nick Carter
    vgirl
    Commented on this photo:

    Celebrity Rehab in 3…2…1….

  34. Celine Dion Upskirt Panty Flash
    hate myself and want to die
    Commented on this photo:

    Jennifer Aniston gets worse every year…

  35. Lea Michele SAG Awards
    Justin
    Commented on this photo:

    lift leg fart

  36. Celine Dion Upskirt Panty Flash
    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
    Commented on this photo:

    When I stare into a gallic chasm that terrifying I really need to hear Werner Herzog’s soothing voice or I totally lose my shit.

  37. Celine Dion Upskirt Panty Flash
    Matt
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    Someone should tell her that Bane is going to be the villain in the new Batman movie and not Clayface.

  38. Justin Bieber Mismatched Rainbow Socks
    Commented on this photo:

    I see he is in his typical douchester wear. I really wish someone would know the damn caps off his head.

  39. Celine Dion Upskirt Panty Flash
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Must be interesting o hear “Lust For Life” sung in a french-Canadian accent.

  40. Lea Michele SAG Awards
    vgirl
    Commented on this photo:

    If you are going to show that much leg, atleast choose interesting shoes to go with it.

  41. Nick Carter
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    I think he caught whatever Gerard Butler has. Obviously Brandi Granville fucked him too.

  42. Nick Carter
    Commented on this photo:

    With age comes Homosexuality?

  43. Michael Pitt SAG Awards
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    He is hoping that if he broods enough, someone will give him a part in one of those new vampire movies.

  44. Prince Charles
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    “Nobody move! I’m feigning interest. Now take the damn picture!”

  45. Jennifer Love Hewitt No Make Up
    Commented on this photo:

    “Where did you get that dress, it’s awful, and those shoes and that coat, jeeeeez!”

  46. Prince Charles
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    I say, is that a picture of you with Kim Kardashian?

  47. Penelope Ann Miller Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Carlito is now probably happy that Benny Blanco shot him.

  48. Shakira
    Commented on this photo:

    Her boobs aren’t symmetrical. Shakira, McFeely Smackup judges you to be imperfect!

  49. Jennifer Love Hewitt No Make Up
    Commented on this photo:

    When did her menopause start?

  50. Billy Ray Cyrus Holding Script Walking Dogs
    frankie says
    Commented on this photo:

    is that for picking up the dog shit?

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