The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.30.12

January 30th, 2012 // 628 Comments

In Celine Dion‘s defense, she could be menstruating.

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Amber Heard‘s butt (I won’t be offended if you stop reading after that.), Jon Gosselin not-at-all looking like a man whose girlfriend up and decided to leave him, all the proof of Twilight’s heterosexuality I need to see and some mindfucking for good measure.

Please accept Miranda Kerr below as my apology for the above,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Sofia Vergara SAG Awards
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    I love her. But sadly, I also loved the 23498 minks that it took to make up those fake lashes. RIP minks :(

  2. Taye Diggs
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    “So then Kris says, ‘Kim will only do it with men if their girth is at least this size. HAHAHA Just kidding! Please fuck my daughter. And film it.’”

  3. Maria Menounos SAG Awards
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    Something about this picture tells me that Maria is very intelligent and has a lot of important things to say.

  4. Nick Carter
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    He looks like the love child of Billy Idol and Beck, which is really a shame that he isn’t, because he would inevitably have been super rad.

  5. Liev Schreiber Naomi Watts Sasha Samuel
    Queen of PT
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    What the hell is that jockey riding?

  6. Celine Dion Upskirt Panty Flash
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    I was going for the “Dee Snider looking (whatever) these days” joke, but I thought l’d ook him up because I realized I don’t know what Snider does look like nowadays… only to read he once penned a song that Dion later recorded… a Christmas song?
    Reality – stranger than Fish Blog comments!

  7. Michael Pitt SAG Awards
    Swearin
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    “So Michael, what’s in store for your character next season?”

  8. Amber Heard
    Swearin
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    I think the girl in the red just switched teams and is about to tell her mother

  9. Liev Schreiber Naomi Watts Sasha Samuel
    XT
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    WTF Horn Liev Horn

  10. Liev Schreiber Naomi Watts Sasha Samuel
    Biff
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    Awesome photo illusion.

  11. Shakira
    squishy
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    As per usual, who cares?!

  12. Liev Schreiber Naomi Watts Sasha Samuel
    squishy
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    Bahahahaha…for a second there it looked like Naomi’s body with Liam’s head on it!! LOL

  13. Channing Tatum
    squishy
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    She’s sneaking a kiss and he’s sneaking a boob…who wins…not sure…lol

  14. Celine Dion Upskirt Panty Flash
    StandardDS
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    Chyna has lost some bulk but not the penis.

  15. Michael Pitt SAG Awards
    spartacus
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    Downy?

  16. Viola Davis SAG Awards
    Flieber
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    If she’s 47, she looks pretty damn good.

  17. Sophie Turner Tight Minidress
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    Her forehead should say ‘YOUR AD HERE’.

  18. Liev Schreiber Naomi Watts Sasha Samuel
    elissa
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    OH SNAP!!

  19. Sofia Vergara SAG Awards
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    Once you develop a vagina for arm pits and butt cheeks for tits….shouldn’t go strapless.

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