In Celine Dion‘s defense, she could be menstruating.
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Amber Heard‘s butt (I won’t be offended if you stop reading after that.), Jon Gosselin not-at-all looking like a man whose girlfriend up and decided to leave him, all the proof of Twilight’s heterosexuality I need to see and some mindfucking for good measure.
Please accept Miranda Kerr below as my apology for the above,
- The Superficial
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I love her. But sadly, I also loved the 23498 minks that it took to make up those fake lashes. RIP minks :(
“So then Kris says, ‘Kim will only do it with men if their girth is at least this size. HAHAHA Just kidding! Please fuck my daughter. And film it.’”
Something about this picture tells me that Maria is very intelligent and has a lot of important things to say.
He looks like the love child of Billy Idol and Beck, which is really a shame that he isn’t, because he would inevitably have been super rad.
THIS: http://www.imdb.com/video/hulu/vi2671575065/
What the hell is that jockey riding?
HA!
I was going for the “Dee Snider looking (whatever) these days” joke, but I thought l’d ook him up because I realized I don’t know what Snider does look like nowadays… only to read he once penned a song that Dion later recorded… a Christmas song?
Reality – stranger than Fish Blog comments!
Ook.
I “ooked” him up a’right.
I am El Asso Typo!
“So Michael, what’s in store for your character next season?”
I think the girl in the red just switched teams and is about to tell her mother
WTF Horn Liev Horn
Awesome photo illusion.
As per usual, who cares?!
Bahahahaha…for a second there it looked like Naomi’s body with Liam’s head on it!! LOL
She’s sneaking a kiss and he’s sneaking a boob…who wins…not sure…lol
Chyna has lost some bulk but not the penis.
Downy?
If she’s 47, she looks pretty damn good.
Her forehead should say ‘YOUR AD HERE’.
OH SNAP!!
Once you develop a vagina for arm pits and butt cheeks for tits….shouldn’t go strapless.