The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.30.12

In Celine Dion’s defense, she could be menstruating.

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Amber Heard’s butt (I won’t be offended if you stop reading after that.), Jon Gosselin not-at-all looking like a man whose girlfriend up and decided to leave him, all the proof of Twilight’s heterosexuality I need to see and some mindfucking for good measure.

Please accept Miranda Kerr below as my apology for the above,

- The Superficial

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