The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.30.12

January 30th, 2012 // 628 Comments

In Celine Dion‘s defense, she could be menstruating.

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Amber Heard‘s butt (I won’t be offended if you stop reading after that.), Jon Gosselin not-at-all looking like a man whose girlfriend up and decided to leave him, all the proof of Twilight’s heterosexuality I need to see and some mindfucking for good measure.

Please accept Miranda Kerr below as my apology for the above,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Liev Schreiber Naomi Watts Sasha Samuel
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    At first glance, I saw Liev’s head attached to Naomi’s body, and I was afraid.

  2. Liev Schreiber Naomi Watts Sasha Samuel
    Jill Ess
    Commented on this photo:

    mind…blown…

  3. Michelle Williams Christopher Plummer SAG Awards
    MarkM
    Commented on this photo:

    With but one bite, I will grant you eternal life!

  4. Celine Dion Upskirt Panty Flash
    Freebie
    Commented on this photo:

    Ladies, those of you of a certain age (over 30 and those especially over 40) should no longer dress like you did in your 20′s. Unless your picture is posed and photoshopped, parts of your body will look terrible. Please – cover up.

    • BE

      That IS photoshopped to make her inner thigh look bad.

      Unless she had her every adductor muscle in that leg removed what you see there CAN’T happen.

      Although I agree, the dress is a miss even in Jamaica.

      • Mike Walker

        The skin on her leg is wrinkly because it’s in motion. If you look at super slo-motion video of elite athletes, their skin and muscles make the same lumps and ripples when they’re running and jumping. It’s not (as) noticable in real-time.

  5. Channing Tatum
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    “Imma eat you up, Mr. Tater!”

  6. Nick Carter
    Good Luck Charlie
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m so glad to see he avoided falling into the child-star-grows-up-to-look-like-a-loser-drug-addict trap.

  7. Jon Gosselin Fat Weight Gain
    Jill Ess
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    This is the biggest street-legal vehicle I have ever seen. Does he drive his kids around in a party bus?

  8. Jon Gosselin Fat Weight Gain
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey kids, I paid full price to rent this van so I could haul you little bastards around town! Take that, Coupon Cabin!”

  9. Celine Dion Upskirt Panty Flash
    Doctor Joystick
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    If I’m looking at this picture correctly, the new Sex in the City movie is a musical?

  10. Jennifer Love Hewitt No Make Up
    Frank Burns
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    In addition to carrying around three engagement rings, Hewitt now carries around a wedding dress just in case.

  11. Lea Michele SAG Awards
    Good Luck Charlie
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    The side hair part and high slit dress is her friend! Girlfriend found her hot.

  12. Liev Schreiber Naomi Watts Sasha Samuel
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    Woahhh optical illusion.

  13. Celine Dion Upskirt Panty Flash
    Commented on this photo:

    in Jamaica singing, “No woman no thigh”

  14. Michael Pitt SAG Awards
    joe
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, I don’t know who I am either.

  15. Raffaela Fico Cleavage Italian TV Chiambretti Show
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s a spicy lasagna!

  16. Prince Charles
    Doctor Joystick
    Commented on this photo:

    Why yes your Majesty, that is a picture of your father purchasing my father.

  17. Celine Dion Upskirt Panty Flash
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    The Shah of Iran started a clothing line? I thought he was dead?

  18. Celine Dion Upskirt Panty Flash
    Commented on this photo:

    Ugh. You don’t want me walking around without a shirt on at my age and I don’t want to see women dressing like this at her age.

  19. Liev Schreiber Naomi Watts Sasha Samuel
    MRF
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    Midget lieb taking a shit. Nice legs, though

  20. Michael Pitt SAG Awards
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s still got the flouncy hair from Boardwalk Empire. And one thing you never want as a man is hair that can be deemed ‘flouncy’.

  21. Rose Byrne
    Good Luck Charlie
    Commented on this photo:

    C’mon! You can’t tell me Anna Wintour hasn’t had work done.

  22. Channing Tatum
    Contusion
    Commented on this photo:

    Kelly Clarkson takes a photo of everything she eats.

  23. Michelle Williams Christopher Plummer SAG Awards
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Get some Chris, get some!! Yah!!

    Really though, one of the last classy guys in Hollywood.

  24. Liev Schreiber Naomi Watts Sasha Samuel
    Shawn
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow … crazy optical illusion

  25. Penelope Ann Miller Cleavage
    MRF
    Commented on this photo:

    Size of tits + Percentage Exposure – Crazy Face = Attractiveness.

    I’ve done the math, and she needs to be naked.

  26. Michael Pitt SAG Awards
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    He looks like he died 2 weeks ago and they dug up his corpse for this thing.

  27. Justin Bieber Mismatched Rainbow Socks
    joe
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is this idiot famous?

  28. Michelle Williams Christopher Plummer SAG Awards
    Good Luck Charlie
    Commented on this photo:

    “C’mon baby, my hills are still alive.”

  29. Amber Heard
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh my, how . . . informative.

  30. Celine Dion Upskirt Panty Flash
    Commented on this photo:

    Steven Tyler really needs to quit doing live shows.

  31. Prince Charles
    MRF
    Commented on this photo:

    Now see here boy, when I say dance, you best dance.

  32. Celine Dion Upskirt Panty Flash
    SSHGuru
    Commented on this photo:

    Sarah Jessica Parker is going to start hanging around with her.

  33. Shakira
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought it was Kelly Clarkson at first.

  34. Lea Michele SAG Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    All kind of delicious.

  35. Amber Heard
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    That fan in the black dress: DAT ASS

  36. Channing Tatum
    MRF
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s about to such him up her nose.

  37. Amber Heard
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s not fair.

  38. The Royal Penis

    Holy Shit, her skin is falling off!

  39. Nick Carter
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like he kept a trophy from his street fight with Verne Troyer.

  40. Taye Diggs
    Commented on this photo:

    Why yes, I did Kim Kuntrashian also.

  41. Michelle Williams Christopher Plummer SAG Awards
    MRF
    Commented on this photo:

    Give grampa a little taste of your sugar.

  42. Taye Diggs
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s with the hand gesture? Is he interviewing for Kim Kardashian?

  43. Justin Bieber Mismatched Rainbow Socks
    Shawn
    Commented on this photo:

    Look everyone I dressed myself today

  44. Nick Carter
    Ell
    Commented on this photo:

    11 year old me would be in tears right now.

  45. Taye Diggs
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    If only his vest had broad horizontal stripes . . .

  46. Shakira
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Ever notice how often you hear her music in shopping malls? She’s like latin Muzak.

  47. Jon Gosselin Fat Weight Gain
    MRF
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    Poor Jon. So poor now he has to smuggle his kids into the movies.

  48. Rose Byrne
    Commented on this photo:

    Lack of boobs saddens me.
    Crazy face frightens me.
    Would still hit it.

  49. Nick Carter
    Commented on this photo:

    To quote Lois Griffin: Meth is a helluva drug…

  50. Celine Dion Upskirt Panty Flash
    Colin
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    Yeesh. Even just a few years ago she had great legs, which was awesome because it distracted people from her face. Now she needs to, I dunno, stand next to Sarah Jessica Parker to distract people from EVERYTHING.

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