The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.28.13

January 28th, 2013 // 453 Comments

Welcome to another post awards-ceremony-packed-weekend edition of The Crap We Missed, which of course means it will include anyone who looked confusingly hot and weird at the same time, awesomely inappropriately groped someone and/or something, or just showed up with his top bitch. As for those not invited to the fancy awards shows, we’ve got Leonardo DiCaprio demonstrating how supermodel vagina gives you mutant abilities, Denzel Washington totally fucking up at oogling the Laker girls’ asses, and Miranda Kerr inventing the optical illusion boner.

It’s like one of those 3-D paintings, only if you stare hard enough at her, instead of seeing an object, Orlando Bloom dies in a fire,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini
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    “Well, normally we give flu shots in the arm, but in your case, I’ll make an exception.”

  2. Shy'm Nipple See Through Dress NRJ Music Awards
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    No substandard materials were used in the construction of this project.

  3. Kim Kardashian Fluffy Feather Skirt
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    She thought she was going to a masquerade party, so she dressed as a feather duster.

  4. Kaley Cuoco Cleavage Huge Bangs SAG Awards
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    But still…THE MIGHTY RACK!

  5. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Cosmo Cover
    Pat C.
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    Gotta get a chick to buy this issue for me.

  6. Jessica Alba Cleavage 24th Annual Producers Guild Awards
    Pat C.
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    I’m ready for an “Into the Blue” sequel .

  7. Busy Philipps Tight Dress Pregnant SAG Awards
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    At fightin’ weight she’s a doll. Maybe she’ll get back towards her optimum look postpartum, ‘cuz her beauty is well hidden here.

  8. Christina Milian Nipple Slip Wardrobe Malfunction Swimsuit
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    Getting a bit chunky there, ‘Tina. But you’re still exquisite.

  9. Dick Van Dyke Fondling SAG Awards Statue
    SER
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    Only one Dick per picture or this becomes an X rated site.

  10. Christina Milian Nipple Slip Wardrobe Malfunction Swimsuit
    SER
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    Who does she think she is, Rihanna?!

  11. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Cosmo Cover
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    Oh goody, 20 more “best sex ever” moves from the people who previously brought sex tips like “do housework together” and “have sex with your clothes on”

  12. Ben Affleck Jennifer Garner Butt Grab 24th Annual Producers Guild Awards
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    Say yes to crack.

  13. Jessica Alba Cleavage 24th Annual Producers Guild Awards
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    Stretch marks on the boobs is a definite disqualifier for “hot chick” in my book.

  14. Leonardo DiCaprio Juggling Ice Ball Jack Daniels Ad
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    What fucking sorcery is this???

  15. Maggie Q Naked Body Paint Peta Ad
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    I never before now imagined my penis as the South Pole

  16. Jaden Smith Stupid Clothes Justin Bieber Concert
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    Part of me is really looking forward to the inevitable “hollywood privileged kid” drug/alcohol/arrest implosion.

    But the other part of me just wants him to die.

  17. Scott Bakula 19th Annual SAG Awards Behind The Scenes Set Up
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    His date is still better than the one Manti Te’o brought

  18. Busy Philipps Tight Dress Pregnant SAG Awards
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    Brigitte Nielsen has really put her life back together after ditching Flava Flave

  19. Johnny Galecki Kelli Garner Cleavag SAG Awards
    what the huh?
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    are her dentures falling out?

  20. Busy Philipps Tight Dress Pregnant SAG Awards
    Where's my hat ?
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    Hmmm. Strong, solid jawline. I wonder which singer she’d be bested suited too….

  21. Dick Van Dyke Fondling SAG Awards Statue
    Anal Addiction
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    Show us your tits Dick!

  22. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Thomas
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    That’s Hilaria-ous!!!!

  23. Ben Affleck Jennifer Garner Butt Grab 24th Annual Producers Guild Awards
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    “Alright, I’ve got one chance to take the perfect shot of Jennifer Garner’s ass. If I can get this, the cash will put me on easy street forev… Affleck! Your hand! Oh, for fuck sakes!”

  24. Steven Tyler Scarf No Shirt Under Vest
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    The sad part is that all of the comments for Cameron Diaz in the previous pic, work exactly the same for the Steven Tyler pic. And vice versa. Seriously. Check it out and be blown away.

  25. Shy'm Nipple See Through Dress NRJ Music Awards
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    Dhy’m!

  26. Nicole Minetti Cleavage 28th Birthday Celebration Loris Bossalini
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    What the hell? Maybe 28 in metric years. Seriously girl, whatever you’re doing – just stop.

  27. Christina Milian Nipple Slip Wardrobe Malfunction Swimsuit
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    Damn! That’s So Raven!

  28. Denzel Washington Lakers Game
    bigalkie
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    “Imagine what would be going through Jamie Foxx’s mind right about now”.

  29. Jaden Smith Stupid Clothes Justin Bieber Concert
    bigalkie
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    Is that a boy or a girl? and… Does that camera strap double as a garrotte?

  30. Steven Tyler Scarf No Shirt Under Vest
    bigalkie
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    Buddy.. Call your sponsor!

  31. Jaden Smith Stupid Clothes Justin Bieber Concert
    Erik
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    Give him a chance for Christ’s sake. He’s a little kid…and maybe a little cocky but give him some room to mature first before you cut him down.

  32. Arnold Schwarzenegger Putting On Leather Gloves
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    The Biebs is so excited with anticipation he doesn’t even realize that glove ain’t latex.

  33. Steven Tyler Scarf No Shirt Under Vest
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    Live fast, die young, fail to acknowledge own death, spend the rest of eternity as a sexually confused zombie.

  34. JWoww Cleavage Sports Bra Abs Instagram
    shay
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    if her belly button was an inch higher she would actually be hot.

  35. Julia Stiles Moon Face Cleavage SAG Awards
    Skeeter
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    I’d love to penetrate her anus. I bet it is amazing.

  36. Christina Milian Nipple Slip Wardrobe Malfunction Swimsuit
    Skeeter
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    I’d do her repeatedly in each of her holes. She’s gorgeous.

  37. Leonardo DiCaprio Juggling Ice Ball Jack Daniels Ad
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    And this is how you make any girl cum like never before in under 5 seconds

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