Welcome to another post awards-ceremony-packed-weekend edition of The Crap We Missed, which of course means it will include anyone who looked confusingly hot and weird at the same time, awesomely inappropriately groped someone and/or something, or just showed up with his top bitch. As for those not invited to the fancy awards shows, we’ve got Leonardo DiCaprio demonstrating how supermodel vagina gives you mutant abilities, Denzel Washington totally fucking up at oogling the Laker girls’ asses, and Miranda Kerr inventing the optical illusion boner.
It’s like one of those 3-D paintings, only if you stare hard enough at her, instead of seeing an object, Orlando Bloom dies in a fire,
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Funny.
The Middle East is right where her armpit is.
So is California.
“Who’s the bitch?? That’s what I thought!”
I’ve seen prettier crucifixions
“….Dussell….dis deroin dis do ducking dood….”
Anne Hathaway should hire him.
“I’M INNOCENT!”
That face…..
Wow, you almost can’t see the fungus.
I sees meh sum strech marks onna left titeh.
Or shadows I suppose, but eh.
oooh, yet another woman. someone needs to go around to the houses of these retarded bitches and confiscate their keyboards.
oooh, yet another woman. honestly. you’re fucked in your tiny minds. why don’t you go beat up some schoolboys like frustrated women often dream about.
A tall drink of water……………….and Matthew McConaghey
Imagine what he would look like if he wasn’t sober.
…really makes me want to quit drinking
Are those O.J. gloves?
She actually superglued his hand there as soon as he got backstage.
If an elf and a pumpkin had a kid….
I approve of this photo.
Apparently its tough to tuck that much penis.
And plenty of substance too
Fucking stewardesses even expect me to carry my own luggage now. I’M ALEC FUCKING BALDWIN, DAMMIT!!!!
Kim,
Once again, it looks like you are simply ENJOYING the small miracles of motherhood. Knowing another person is inside of your belly, expanding it and the neighboring ass, legs, double-chin, etc is just one of the many day-to-day JOYS of conception, isn’t it Kim?!?
Kim??
Holy fuck I thought this was Dolly Parton
That’s it, little one. You just keep you mouth shut and let me do the talking and your dog is going to be just fine…
Was she born in a leap year?
eef deh gluf does not feet dey ‘ave to ackw… ekw… dey ‘ave to let me goh.
I don’t think they ever used Shy’ms like that on ‘”This Old House”.
Thank god! Looks like Steve-O is back on the booze again! Finally, we’ll get some decent Jackass movies—or a horrible murder/suicide–one of those.
“Bad Kaley. Bad!”
Busy indeed apparently
(……Jennifer Carpenter, the fucking bitch……..She must think she’s so FUCKING SPECIAL wearing a dress like that. “OH, LOOK AT ME, I EAT JUNK FOOD AND DRINK SODA ALL FUCKING DAY!” ………I hope you enjoy getting used to missionary position again, Michael….)
Needs to hit the gym.
America! Fuck yeah!
Tom Brady can’t wait for his examination!
She’s sweatin’ for two
hip hop model. hilarious.
Is Hip Hop Model a New Term for “Skank Whore”
I didn’t know blow-up dolls smoked hookah.
“Hold me up, I feel faint. I think that sesame seed from 5 hours ago is wearing off.”
SCAR FACE
30 ROCK
She lives in the same state I do. For that, hats off!
Pants off, at the very least!
So the NorthPole is uninhabited (as is stypical, being a spokesperson for PETA) and the South is the most frigid place on earth?
Looks like the tropic of cancer did some damage to both sides of the Atlantic and Australia is just one big cornhole
“Now turn your head and cough.”
Full on. Titty.
AAAAGGGHHHH!
Cosmo is a piece of shit. In related news, she’s never faked anything? Except her singing, in fact just calling her a singer is a lie.
I love this man. He’s a legend.
I just google searched this girl and every fucking picture of her looks different from the other.
But id still hit it.
I wouldn’t touch that with a 10 foot pole.
The body is great, but that personality means I wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole.
I thought she was the one trained in Kung Fu. Ben’s got a kung fu grip on that ass.
Yeah baby. She’s fucking hot!
Way to pull your weight Hilaria.
He’s been banging her for more than two months now, does that qualify her for a green card?
I know who I’d start a family with. Sarah.