The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.23.12

January 23rd, 2012 // 601 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the exact moment Michael Cera with a mustache went from hilariously adorable to pedophile, the luckiest girl in the world, the time Omar met Kirsten Dunst and Katy Perry‘s sick nipple-twisting clearly has no end in sight.

Guess which one of these people just saw Torrie Wilson‘s penis,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-GriffinFame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Michael K. Williams Kirsten Dunst Twitter
    treble clef
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    Indeed.

  2. Eric Roberts
    It's the kimkim, bitches
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    “Ooh! Someone recognized me!”

  3. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    He smells old maid.

  4. Katy Perry Nipple Tweak
    DeucePickle
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    I wouldn’t think Sandusky to be a big Katy Perry fan but for some reason he’s at all her shows….taking pictures

  5. Oprah
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    Invisible roast pig.

  6. Kellan Lutz Kate Upton Nipples
    It's the kimkim, bitches
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    Those are some really long tits.

  7. Layla Flaherty Desperate Scousewives
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    So are we trying to make these slags a thing here in America? I would like to vote no on that.

  8. Dita Von Teese See Through Shirt
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    Isn’t she supposed to burst into flames or some shit?

  9. Dita Von Teese See Through Shirt
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    Isn’t she supposed to burst into flames or some shit?

  10. Simon Cowell Man Boobs
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    I wish they could see now the two beautiful women they’ll turn out to be

  11. Katy Perry Nipple Tweak
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    With Russell gone, she has to up the Attention Whore ante.

    • soda jerk

      There it is. We were allllmost rid of her too…so she is doing shows in frikkin’ Manila now? Her fan base in the states has already moved on, so now her gang of parasites is foisting her on an unsuspecting third world public?
      C’mon, Fish. Let’s bury this whore. I beg of you.

  12. Aaron Paul
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    No idea.

  13. Rihanna See Through Shirt
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    Bulldog face and Simon Cowell tits.

  14. Sofia Vergara Cleavage
    DeucePickle
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    Now this is a Final Five I can get behind, or on top of, or under.

  15. William H. Macy Nose Bandage
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    Reverse MJ nose.

  16. Coco Butt Tight Pants
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    Ski patrol had best fire its cannons at that precipice or there’s going to be an avalanche in her pants. Né, a pantsalanche.

  17. Lenny Kravitz See Through Tank Top Knit Hat
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    Is he promoting the button-on weave?

  18. Michael Cera Moustache Gilligan Hat
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    I can’t believe he turned down the lead in the remake of The Terminator.

  19. Jude Law
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    Lenny Kravitz’s first customer. I rest my case.

  20. Sofia Vergara Cleavage
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    Now this chick is curvy and damn sexy, Curvy ≠ Fat.

  21. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    “Show me your Kitz!”

  22. Simon Cowell Man Boobs
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    Even his new girlfriend is jealous of his tits.

  23. Oprah
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “And then he grabs Silver by the ears and says ‘For the last time …BRING POSSE !!’”

  24. Alex Rodriguez Torrie Wilson
    Cock Dr
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    I wonder who has the biggest dick.

  25. Michael Cera Moustache Gilligan Hat
    Poison Ivy League
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    He looks like a certified Analrapist.

  26. Oprah
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    How now o sacred brown cow?

  27. Corey Feldman
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    This looks like a promo for his new lecture series “Corey Feldman’s School of Mediocre Trim”.

  28. Michael Cera Moustache Gilligan Hat
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    Most disturbing here is that Under Armor seems to make pea coats.

  29. Michael K. Williams Kirsten Dunst Twitter
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    Omar finally got his Honey Nut.

  30. Layla Flaherty Desperate Scousewives
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    Put ‘em on the glass FAIL.

  31. Alex Rodriguez Torrie Wilson
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    Torrie was originally wearing a turtle neck…then she flexed and this happened.

  32. Corey Feldman
    Cock Dr
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    Not shown: those gals taking his keys, his watch, his wallet, his earring, his iPhone, and if he had any gold teeth they dug them out too.

  33. Lenny Kravitz See Through Tank Top Knit Hat
    Jiminy Cryptic
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    Mario Van Peebles is still trying the badass look?

  34. Dita Von Teese See Through Shirt
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    Her tits chirp every time she pushes the button on her car key.

  35. Kellan Lutz Kate Upton Nipples
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    “Cheer up! You were my first pick for my Low-Hanging Fruit line of women’s wear.”

  36. Eric Roberts
    Cock Dr
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    Are you sure that’s not Roger Waters?
    No, it couldn’t be…..Roger Waters hates fans and would probably never pose with them like this, even if hot young pussy was involved.

  37. Layla Flaherty Desperate Scousewives
    stucco
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    I remember when you needed glass to make that face, now it seems they can do it in silicon.

  38. Katy Perry Nipple Tweak
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    Is Judy Tenuda her opening act?

  39. Oprah
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    “Oprah, tell them if they don’t do as you wish, you’ll become angry and use your magic.”

  40. Katy Perry Nipple Tweak
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Once in a while they should make Kermit stand up to Miss Piggy.

  41. Michael Cera Moustache Gilligan Hat
    Bigalkie
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    A young sleuth proudly displays his J Edgar Hoover button. He looks like a dedicated crime fighter.

  42. Aaron Paul
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    The main reason Metallica sucks anymore.

  43. Rihanna See Through Shirt
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    “The bruise? I was reading text messages…and fell down a flight of stairs.”

  44. William H. Macy Nose Bandage
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    IT’S A TRAP!

  45. Bar Refaeli
    Bigalkie
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    One word ” inaheartbeat”.

  46. Sofia Vergara Cleavage
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    I would produce all kinds of awards for that.

  47. Sofia Vergara Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    She’s built for sex…lots of it.

  48. Lenny Kravitz See Through Tank Top Knit Hat
    Bigalkie
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    One word ” ” skinnyposermidgetdouchebag”.

  49. Jude Law
    Bigalkie
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    Girl in background texting her friends ” people are taking pictures of some old english homo, can’t figure out who he is”.

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