Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the exact moment Michael Cera with a mustache went from hilariously adorable to pedophile, the luckiest girl in the world, the time Omar met Kirsten Dunst and Katy Perry‘s sick nipple-twisting clearly has no end in sight.
Guess which one of these people just saw Torrie Wilson‘s penis,
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yeah, sure…never seen that “take a photo of the TV screen” before. There was no lingerie shoot, now was there?
Those pants are about to explode coco all over the place. It’s going to be a cocogeddon.
How do gay guys always get on the stage?
Well, it is a Katy Perry concert.
Why would a guy go to any of her concerts?
Hey look, it’s Chalky White…and some black dude.
I was going to say “Chalky White and Chalkier Whiter.”
Man, she could clean the algae off of all the glass in SeaWorld.
Penny Marshal is in Utah too?
You’d need two more of those girls to make one Penny Marshall.
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I am guessing Eric meant the person in the background O_o
What was John Lennon thinking?
That’s good. Subtle, but good.
In every picture, there is a moley Inuit man/woman saying it with his/her camel toe/weiner toe…. and eyes.
Uh I believe that it’s against the unsaid commenter’s code to just type in a Shakespeare quote. It’s one of my favorites but it’s still plagiarism.
You, comrade, win today’s Internet…
very very nice…those Inuits are the glue
That is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever read. Wow.
I bet his mother’s vagina still hurts from passing that melon head.
I usually identify her by the fact that the dimples on her ass spell out “Ice T” so this confused me.
Breathe Right Strips come in Extra Breathy?
Someone got into Jared Leto’s closet again…
Was Jared still in there?
You can put Charlie Sheen’s face on him and no one would blink.
whoa…bet she’s regretting not taking it in the duff about now.
Look I can eat my own head!
♪ Michael Rennie was ill the day the earth stood still…
Not pictured. 8 Jewish men with herniated disks. Oy Gevalt!!
can’t…look…away. Manboobs…hypnotic
Fuckin’ huge aren’t they? And he’s not shy about showing them off.
They’re real, and they’re spectacular!
The makes $30 million a year and he not only goes to health club openings in Mexico City, but wears a suit. Those ‘roids must have shrunk his brain.
He is the Highlander of Cory’s.
Coco is everywhere. Her ass looks bigger here though . . .
So, she’s like the Soccer Mom I most want to nail at the drop-off line. Is that an insult or not?
…and then Charlie Sheen said “I shall call him MiniMe”
Great gosh amighty!!!
Poor girl. There are some slim pickens in Utah. Green shoe laces boy, mom’s basement boy, or Eric Roberts…
I would like her to use those leg to break my head open like a walnut
This x1000
I’ll never look at a fishtank sucker-fish without getting a boner ever again.
Heidi and Seal: the Low-Rent Version
Heidi and Seal: the Redundant Version
Ah, gravity.
Curves ARE good!!!
Damn, Richard Simmons got fat.
Screw Eric Roberts, check out the dude with the glorious man-mane…he’s the one giving Sylar the stink-eye.
And Larry King said “there are my sun glasses!”
Has any one ever been as cool as I am.
Are the MILK producers awards?
Rock star =========II===douchebag
I’ve never seen a non-douchey picture of him.
She always wears her pants so high :s
Someone tell her they make strapless bras. Or Ace Bandages. Whatever. Support the titties!
When the FedEx store manager told her the polo shirts are black and purple, she decided she didn’t want the job and would just go back to blowing musicians.
At least she still has her pride.
The only reason Dita would display pride is if she heard Betty Page used to do it.
Wasn’t there a movie called “Brown Ski Bunny?”
LOL!
The bonus she gets from the pictures of her smoking weed is the rough cavity searches when she re-enters the country. Now if TSA would smack her around a little her frequent flier miles would be through the roof.
hawaii is out of the country?
nice
TSA operates even inside the country. Have you not flown?
“re-enters the country.” Can you not read?
What’s the clothing line called? “saggy titty bigneck t-shirts for the unibrow 80′s girl”?
I guess his clothing line doesn’t include bras.
I gots lots a cheap hooker money
You are not fooling anyone with that disguise David Spade!
Two more pants sizes til I’m an honorary Kardashian !
Looks like someone got his nose caught in da woodchippah.
Kay Perry “performing” looks a lot like how I got banned from the entire Metro Bus line.
You probably weren’t wearing a feather boa….you can get away with a ton of socially inappropriate shit if you’re festooned with a feather boa.
That’s what they told me about carrying a clipboard. Didn’t help.
McFeely, if that’s a sly reference to Michael Keaton in “The Paper”….niiiiiice.
That is NOT how you handle a black microphone! Someone get a Kardashian over here, we’ve got an emergency!
Hotter than she looked in recent bikini pics. Must have eaten a cheeseburger.
….Ginger and Mary Anne
Here on Gilligan’s Isle !
( …the professor and mary anne* )