The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.23.12

January 23rd, 2012 // 601 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the exact moment Michael Cera with a mustache went from hilariously adorable to pedophile, the luckiest girl in the world, the time Omar met Kirsten Dunst and Katy Perry‘s sick nipple-twisting clearly has no end in sight.

Guess which one of these people just saw Torrie Wilson‘s penis,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-GriffinFame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Imogen Thomas Cleavage Lingerie
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    yeah, sure…never seen that “take a photo of the TV screen” before. There was no lingerie shoot, now was there?

  2. Coco Butt Tight Pants
    SSHGuru
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    Those pants are about to explode coco all over the place. It’s going to be a cocogeddon.

  3. Katy Perry Nipple Tweak
    dontkillthemessenger
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    How do gay guys always get on the stage?

    Well, it is a Katy Perry concert.

  4. Michael K. Williams Kirsten Dunst Twitter
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    Hey look, it’s Chalky White…and some black dude.

  5. Layla Flaherty Desperate Scousewives
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    Man, she could clean the algae off of all the glass in SeaWorld.

  6. Eric Roberts
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    Penny Marshal is in Utah too?

  7. Corey Feldman
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    What was John Lennon thinking?

  8. Simon Cowell Man Boobs
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    In every picture, there is a moley Inuit man/woman saying it with his/her camel toe/weiner toe…. and eyes.

  9. Aaron Paul
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    I bet his mother’s vagina still hurts from passing that melon head.

  10. Coco Butt Tight Pants
    it had to be said
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    I usually identify her by the fact that the dimples on her ass spell out “Ice T” so this confused me.

  11. William H. Macy Nose Bandage
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    Breathe Right Strips come in Extra Breathy?

  12. Jude Law
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    Someone got into Jared Leto’s closet again…

  13. Corey Feldman
    SSHGuru
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    You can put Charlie Sheen’s face on him and no one would blink.

  14. Hilary Duff Pregnant Belly
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    whoa…bet she’s regretting not taking it in the duff about now.

  15. Layla Flaherty Desperate Scousewives
    SSHGuru
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    Look I can eat my own head!

  16. Layla Flaherty Desperate Scousewives
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    ♪ Michael Rennie was ill the day the earth stood still…

  17. Oprah
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    Not pictured. 8 Jewish men with herniated disks. Oy Gevalt!!

  18. Simon Cowell Man Boobs
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    can’t…look…away. Manboobs…hypnotic

  19. Alex Rodriguez Torrie Wilson
    it had to be said
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    The makes $30 million a year and he not only goes to health club openings in Mexico City, but wears a suit. Those ‘roids must have shrunk his brain.

  20. Corey Feldman
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    He is the Highlander of Cory’s.

  21. Lenny Kravitz See Through Tank Top Knit Hat
    it had to be said
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    Coco is everywhere. Her ass looks bigger here though . . .

  22. Ali Larter
    it had to be said
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    So, she’s like the Soccer Mom I most want to nail at the drop-off line. Is that an insult or not?

  23. Corey Feldman
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    …and then Charlie Sheen said “I shall call him MiniMe”

  24. Sofia Vergara Cleavage
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    Great gosh amighty!!!

  25. Eric Roberts
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    Poor girl. There are some slim pickens in Utah. Green shoe laces boy, mom’s basement boy, or Eric Roberts…

  26. Bar Refaeli
    Coyote
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    I would like her to use those leg to break my head open like a walnut

  27. Layla Flaherty Desperate Scousewives
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    I’ll never look at a fishtank sucker-fish without getting a boner ever again.

  28. Michael K. Williams Kirsten Dunst Twitter
    Joe
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    Heidi and Seal: the Low-Rent Version

  29. Kellan Lutz Kate Upton Nipples
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    Ah, gravity.

  30. Sofia Vergara Cleavage
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    Curves ARE good!!!

  31. Oprah
    it had to be said
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    Damn, Richard Simmons got fat.

  32. Eric Roberts
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    Screw Eric Roberts, check out the dude with the glorious man-mane…he’s the one giving Sylar the stink-eye.

  33. Corey Feldman
    it had to be said
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    And Larry King said “there are my sun glasses!”

  34. Lenny Kravitz See Through Tank Top Knit Hat
    Coyote
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    Has any one ever been as cool as I am.

  35. Sofia Vergara Cleavage
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    Are the MILK producers awards?

  36. Lenny Kravitz See Through Tank Top Knit Hat
    Joe
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    Rock star =========II===douchebag

  37. Coco Butt Tight Pants
    CocoJumbo
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    She always wears her pants so high :s

  38. Kellan Lutz Kate Upton Nipples
    it had to be said
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    Someone tell her they make strapless bras. Or Ace Bandages. Whatever. Support the titties!

  39. Dita Von Teese See Through Shirt
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    When the FedEx store manager told her the polo shirts are black and purple, she decided she didn’t want the job and would just go back to blowing musicians.

  40. Coco Butt Tight Pants
    tlmck
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    Wasn’t there a movie called “Brown Ski Bunny?”

  41. Rihanna See Through Shirt
    it had to be said
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    The bonus she gets from the pictures of her smoking weed is the rough cavity searches when she re-enters the country. Now if TSA would smack her around a little her frequent flier miles would be through the roof.

  42. Kellan Lutz Kate Upton Nipples
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    What’s the clothing line called? “saggy titty bigneck t-shirts for the unibrow 80′s girl”?

  43. Corey Feldman
    Coyote
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    I gots lots a cheap hooker money

  44. Michael Cera Moustache Gilligan Hat
    tlmck
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    You are not fooling anyone with that disguise David Spade!

  45. Coco Butt Tight Pants
    DeucePickle
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    Two more pants sizes til I’m an honorary Kardashian !

  46. William H. Macy Nose Bandage
    Joe
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    Looks like someone got his nose caught in da woodchippah.

  47. Katy Perry Nipple Tweak
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    Kay Perry “performing” looks a lot like how I got banned from the entire Metro Bus line.

  48. Aaron Paul
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    That is NOT how you handle a black microphone! Someone get a Kardashian over here, we’ve got an emergency!

  49. Bar Refaeli
    tlmck
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    Hotter than she looked in recent bikini pics. Must have eaten a cheeseburger.

  50. Michael Cera Moustache Gilligan Hat
    DeucePickle
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    ….Ginger and Mary Anne
    Here on Gilligan’s Isle !

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