The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.23.12

January 23rd, 2012 // 601 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the exact moment Michael Cera with a mustache went from hilariously adorable to pedophile, the luckiest girl in the world, the time Omar met Kirsten Dunst and Katy Perry‘s sick nipple-twisting clearly has no end in sight.

Guess which one of these people just saw Torrie Wilson‘s penis,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-GriffinFame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Michael K. Williams Kirsten Dunst Twitter
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    wow, it’s not Halloween yet and Kristen is already planning her new costume.

  2. Michael Cera Moustache Gilligan Hat
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Mr. Burns, circa 1962.

  3. Dita Von Teese See Through Shirt
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    Well this covers the weekly coverage of Manson’s ex girlfriends.

  4. Michael K. Williams Kirsten Dunst Twitter
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Now I’m 100% certain that Omar is gay.

  5. Michael Cera Moustache Gilligan Hat
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    Wipe that caterpillar off your face, man.

  6. Michael Cera Moustache Gilligan Hat
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    Woody Allen circa 1961.

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      sprinkle a little Beck

  7. Michael K. Williams Kirsten Dunst Twitter
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    Heidi and Seal, the happier years.

  8. Bar Refaeli
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    Just starting to get that “matronly” look. It happens to us all.

  9. Alex Rodriguez Torrie Wilson
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I don’t see an Adam’s apple from Torrie there… which can only mean she’ll be dumped in 2 weeks.

  10. Michael Cera Moustache Gilligan Hat
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    Next thing you know, he’ll pull an Angelina Jolie and start banging one of the Vietnamese ones…

  11. Lenny Kravitz See Through Tank Top Knit Hat
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    I’m more interesting in that ladies fat ass. It takes up 1/3 plus of the photo!

  12. Michael K. Williams Kirsten Dunst Twitter
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    I’ve seen enough Kardashian posts to know where this is going…

  13. Jude Law
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    See how uninterested the people around him are? Jude who?

  14. Hilary Duff Pregnant Belly
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    Doesn’t even look like her. It looks like something over tanned from Jersey Shore.

  15. Simon Cowell Man Boobs
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    For the first time commenting on this site, I am confused as to who to make fun of first…

  16. Michael Cera Moustache Gilligan Hat
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Got MLK?

  17. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    Looks like a monkey, spanks like one too.

  18. Oprah
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    Not pictured: Tom Cruise in the chair lining….

  19. Ali Larter
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    I bet she is rushing to meet Donna Martin and Brenda Walsh at the Peach Pit to gossip about boys.

  20. Corey Feldman
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    The one on the left looks like she’s about to tip over from the weight of that massive head…

  21. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Do I smell Mexican over there?

  22. Oprah
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    “Yeah, my network is failing.”

  23. Michael Cera Moustache Gilligan Hat
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    No matter how hard you try, you just can’t train nose hairs.

  24. Jude Law
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    If Jude Law supposes that looks good, Jude Law is a ass – a idiot.

  25. Corey Feldman
    Deacon Jones
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    lol, he’s still hanging out with those two chicks from last week…

    Is he trying to start his own harem or something? Sheen style?

  26. Layla Flaherty Desperate Scousewives
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    It’s like they put the Kardashians into a zoo and someone brought a black microphone to tease them…

  27. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    You can literally hear aahhrroooaahhhoo from this picture

  28. Sofia Vergara Cleavage
    vgirl
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    I’m a hetereosexual female, yet even I want to motorboat those.

  29. Eric Roberts
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    Pedo-Eric strikes again…

  30. Michael K. Williams Kirsten Dunst Twitter
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    Seriously, just how much wool does a man need to wear?

  31. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    “Uuunh uunh uh uunnh!”
    Sorry, Ahnuld. It’s definitely lockjaw.
    “UUUUUUNNNNNHHH!!!!”

  32. Eric Roberts
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    Say, “Broken Noses.”

  33. Simon Cowell Man Boobs
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    Britain’s got bleeccchhhh…

  34. Aaron Paul
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    If Jason Statham and Charlie Sheen had a kid…

  35. Layla Flaherty Desperate Scousewives
    Deacon Jones
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    The germs on the glass door just died.

  36. Dita Von Teese See Through Shirt
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    Dita Von Teets

  37. Oprah
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    ROLLING….ROLLING….ROLLING on my Sofa.

  38. Corey Feldman
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’d rather be Corey Haim.

  39. Kellan Lutz Kate Upton Nipples
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    Who and who?

  40. Lenny Kravitz See Through Tank Top Knit Hat
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    Background photo – guy in green shirt doing the no hands ball adjust.

  41. Jude Law
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    Nice of him to bring his couch cushion on vacation.

  42. William H. Macy Nose Bandage
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    I punched a douche and I liked it.

  43. Eric Roberts
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Did you really expect him not to cop a feel? She should be happy he still has his pants on.

  44. Oprah
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    “I love butt-plugs!!!”

  45. Sofia Vergara Cleavage
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    I have a sudden urge for watermelon.

  46. Dita Von Teese See Through Shirt
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m going to guess that Morticia didn’t get the job.

  47. Michael Cera Moustache Gilligan Hat
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    It is like someone let Beck loose in Gilligan’s wardrobe.

  48. Michael Cera Moustache Gilligan Hat
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    NAMBLA called…you’re on the poster!

  49. Simon Cowell Man Boobs
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    36C is a nice cup size for him.

  50. Corey Feldman
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    They haven’t kicked him out, yet?

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