Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the exact moment Michael Cera with a mustache went from hilariously adorable to pedophile, the luckiest girl in the world, the time Omar met Kirsten Dunst and Katy Perry‘s sick nipple-twisting clearly has no end in sight.
Guess which one of these people just saw Torrie Wilson‘s penis,
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wow, it’s not Halloween yet and Kristen is already planning her new costume.
Mr. Burns, circa 1962.
LOL!!
that’s perfection. nice work.
Well this covers the weekly coverage of Manson’s ex girlfriends.
Now I’m 100% certain that Omar is gay.
Wipe that caterpillar off your face, man.
Woody Allen circa 1961.
sprinkle a little Beck
Heidi and Seal, the happier years.
Just starting to get that “matronly” look. It happens to us all.
Does it? Do your tits look that good?
yes
If this is matronly, I’m Brad Pitt. In the nineties.
I didn’t say full matronly. I said starting to look matronly with the Rachel Hunter hair do, the rounder hips, thicker thighs, older greasy face, & 80s make-up.
Somehow I think Bar”s matronly and WitandFit’s matronly are different things….
Yeah, the old bat is 25 if she’s a day…
I don’t see an Adam’s apple from Torrie there… which can only mean she’ll be dumped in 2 weeks.
Next thing you know, he’ll pull an Angelina Jolie and start banging one of the Vietnamese ones…
I’m more interesting in that ladies fat ass. It takes up 1/3 plus of the photo!
I’ve seen enough Kardashian posts to know where this is going…
See how uninterested the people around him are? Jude who?
Doesn’t even look like her. It looks like something over tanned from Jersey Shore.
Seriously though, three DVD’s for 12 bucks is a pretty good deal!
For the first time commenting on this site, I am confused as to who to make fun of first…
The ugly, hairy one.
brilliant
Nahhhh…that’s too easy. Make fun of his date first.”
Got MLK?
Looks like a monkey, spanks like one too.
Not pictured: Tom Cruise in the chair lining….
I bet she is rushing to meet Donna Martin and Brenda Walsh at the Peach Pit to gossip about boys.
The one on the left looks like she’s about to tip over from the weight of that massive head…
Do I smell Mexican over there?
Do I smell Mexican ova dare?
There fixed that for you.
“Yeah, my network is failing.”
No matter how hard you try, you just can’t train nose hairs.
If Jude Law supposes that looks good, Jude Law is a ass – a idiot.
You are an succesful an writer.
lol, Spelling, grammar and public education does not mix well.
your dum
lol, he’s still hanging out with those two chicks from last week…
Is he trying to start his own harem or something? Sheen style?
It’s like they put the Kardashians into a zoo and someone brought a black microphone to tease them…
LOL. That’s a winner
bwahahahaha. nice.
You can literally hear aahhrroooaahhhoo from this picture
I’m a hetereosexual female, yet even I want to motorboat those.
Oh, I don’t want to motorboat them . . . it’d be the wildest 45 seconds of her life.
You mean of your life.
You’re gay, maybe you just don’t know it yet.
Just because she is sexually aroused by a beautiful Latina, it doesn’t mean she’s…ummmm…oh, wait. Forget I said anything…
Pedo-Eric strikes again…
Seriously, just how much wool does a man need to wear?
“Uuunh uunh uh uunnh!”
Sorry, Ahnuld. It’s definitely lockjaw.
“UUUUUUNNNNNHHH!!!!”
Say, “Broken Noses.”
Britain’s got bleeccchhhh…
If Jason Statham and Charlie Sheen had a kid…
The germs on the glass door just died.
i chortled at this.
That’s bad when your lips stick out further than your tits.
Dita Von Teets
ROLLING….ROLLING….ROLLING on my Sofa.
I don’t know why, but this made me crack up big time!
I’d rather be Corey Haim.
I can’t top that. Well done.
Funny messenger
Who and who?
The girl that Kanye banged. And the guy Kanye banged.
LOL
i read that as the girl that banged kanye and the guy that banged kanye.
Background photo – guy in green shirt doing the no hands ball adjust.
Nice of him to bring his couch cushion on vacation.
I punched a douche and I liked it.
Did you really expect him not to cop a feel? She should be happy he still has his pants on.
“I love butt-plugs!!!”
I have a sudden urge for watermelon.
I’m going to guess that Morticia didn’t get the job.
It is like someone let Beck loose in Gilligan’s wardrobe.
I new he reminded me of someone, you nailed it
Yep. Same thought here.
NAMBLA called…you’re on the poster!
36C is a nice cup size for him.
They haven’t kicked him out, yet?