Welcome to another robust Monday edition of The Crap We Missed which admittedly starts off on a sour note (above), continues downhill from there, until finally ending in the gutter. So, sorry in advance for that. Sprinkled throughout, however, are a few bright spots, like Rutger Hauer: Dark Thief of Immortal Souls, Olivia Munn finally finding a room where she’s the least obnoxious person, Orlando Bloom wearing sweatpants tailor-made for Jon Hamm, and Kim Kardashian in her happy place.
Sally Field does not approve,
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Looks pretty fucking good to me! Seems to have all of the appropriate options. No modifications necessary. I’ll take her just as she is.
Orlando, dude. Just a heads up (so to speak). Here in the States we traditionally wear hoodies on our UPPER bodies. Just sayin’…
“In other news, Donny Osmond became a hero today after singer Susan Boyle was bitten on the hand by a rattlesnake.”
“Look out, Pam. FIRE! Here, jump up on my back and I’ll save you…”
“I AM laughing. On the inside.”
“This is a move I learned in “Tae Kwon Do for Dummies.”
It appears there is some sort of “spirit swapping” ceremony doing on here. Either that or they all had onions on their burgers.
I wonder if her husband got a boner while working on her breasts.
This photo answers a lot of questions…
NO! ABSOLUTELY not! Not even if you slip me a handful of roofies and a pint of gin. NOOOOOOO…
Still cuter than a speckled pup.
the plastic surgeon its her ex husband. she remarried.
Quaaludes and snow aren’t such a good combination after all…
“Why dat lady walkin’ all hipster and such, and how come she ain’t wearin’ no bra?”
“C’mon, Pepper, move it, will ya? Goddamnit but sometimes I just hate these service dogs…”
worst pap smear, ever.
Hobo With A Hard-on.
“God, what will I do now that Chevy’s gone?”
Her Lindsay Lohan impression is pretty good, actually.
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