The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.21.13

January 21st, 2013 // 496 Comments

Welcome to another robust Monday edition of The Crap We Missed which admittedly starts off on a sour note (above), continues downhill from there, until finally ending in the gutter. So, sorry in advance for that. Sprinkled throughout, however, are a few bright spots, like Rutger Hauer: Dark Thief of Immortal Souls, Olivia Munn finally finding a room where she’s the least obnoxious person, Orlando Bloom wearing sweatpants tailor-made for Jon Hamm, and Kim Kardashian in her happy place.

Sally Field does not approve,

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  1. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
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    Looks pretty fucking good to me! Seems to have all of the appropriate options. No modifications necessary. I’ll take her just as she is.

  2. Orlando Bloom Loose Sweatpants Dickprint
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    Orlando, dude. Just a heads up (so to speak). Here in the States we traditionally wear hoodies on our UPPER bodies. Just sayin’…

  3. Donny Osmond Kissing Susan Boyle On The Hand
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    “In other news, Donny Osmond became a hero today after singer Susan Boyle was bitten on the hand by a rattlesnake.”

  4. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Dancing On Ice Matt Evers
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    “Look out, Pam. FIRE! Here, jump up on my back and I’ll save you…”

  5. Joel McHale Messy Hair V Neck Shirt
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    “I AM laughing. On the inside.”

  6. Allison Janney Leg Lift Touchy Feely Portraits Sundance Film Festival
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    “This is a move I learned in “Tae Kwon Do for Dummies.”

  7. Dustin Hoffman Gwyneth Jones Tom Courtenary Quartet Premiere
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    It appears there is some sort of “spirit swapping” ceremony doing on here. Either that or they all had onions on their burgers.

  8. Brooke Burke Cleavage Sports Bra Abs
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    I wonder if her husband got a boner while working on her breasts.

  9. Wilmer Valderrama Brandon J. Hernandez Voto Latino 2013 Inauguration Celebration
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    This photo answers a lot of questions…

  10. Jocelyn Wildenstein Mouth Open
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    NO! ABSOLUTELY not! Not even if you slip me a handful of roofies and a pint of gin. NOOOOOOO…

  11. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans
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    Still cuter than a speckled pup.

  12. Brooke Burke Cleavage Sports Bra Abs
    sasha
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    the plastic surgeon its her ex husband. she remarried.

  13. Lil Jon Ski Clothes Chair Lift Sundance Film Festival
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    Quaaludes and snow aren’t such a good combination after all…

  14. Ne-Yo Olivia Munn Charlene of Monaco Versace Spring/Summer 2013 Haute-Couture Show
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    “Why dat lady walkin’ all hipster and such, and how come she ain’t wearin’ no bra?”

  15. Chelsea Clinton Tights Cowboy Boots
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    “C’mon, Pepper, move it, will ya? Goddamnit but sometimes I just hate these service dogs…”

  16. Lady Gaga Hand Up Back Up Dancers Ass
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    worst pap smear, ever.

  17. Nicolas Vaporidis Rutger Hauer The Future Portraits Sundance Film Festival
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    Hobo With A Hard-on.

  18. Joel McHale Messy Hair V Neck Shirt
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    “God, what will I do now that Chevy’s gone?”

  19. Allison Janney Leg Lift Touchy Feely Portraits Sundance Film Festival
    Scully
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    Her Lindsay Lohan impression is pretty good, actually.

  20. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Microphone Life Star Nightclub
    Proper
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    Pictured, Big Black Microphone

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