The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.21.13

January 21st, 2013 // 496 Comments

Welcome to another robust Monday edition of The Crap We Missed which admittedly starts off on a sour note (above), continues downhill from there, until finally ending in the gutter. So, sorry in advance for that. Sprinkled throughout, however, are a few bright spots, like Rutger Hauer: Dark Thief of Immortal Souls, Olivia Munn finally finding a room where she’s the least obnoxious person, Orlando Bloom wearing sweatpants tailor-made for Jon Hamm, and Kim Kardashian in her happy place.

Sally Field does not approve,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Wilmer Valderrama Brandon J. Hernandez Voto Latino 2013 Inauguration Celebration
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    And then Handy Manny took out his hammer and did some pounding, if you know what I mean! They fucked.

  2. Jocelyn Wildenstein Mouth Open
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    Heidi Montag actually looks pretty good here.

  3. Helena Bonham Carter Cleavage London Critics Circle Film Awards
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    “Excuse me, are you the ghost chick from that famous internet video where they scare the shit out of everyone on the elevator?”

  4. Phoebe Price Cleavage Chocolate Covered Banana Sundance Film Festival
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    Seriously, what does this woman do for a living?! HOW DOES SHE PAY FOR THINGS?!?!

  5. Jenna Jameson Cleavage Tight Dress
    yummy yum yum
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    I remember stroking it to her and Christy Canyon dildoing each other. HOT.

  6. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Dancing On Ice Matt Evers
    alex
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    She skates? wtf?

  7. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Microphone Life Star Nightclub
    alex
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    The face. What happened to her face? No really…

  8. Chelsea Clinton Tights Cowboy Boots
    alex
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    I was going to write, “those boots are tragic” and then I realized how tragic my writing that would be. I have been ruined by the internet. When did this happen to me?

  9. Phoebe Price Cleavage Chocolate Covered Banana Sundance Film Festival
    alex
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    “Desperation”

  10. Jenna Jameson Cleavage Tight Dress
    alex
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    Somehow women lose a bit of their mystery and appeal when you’ve seen the inside of their anus a few hundred times.

  11. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Dancing On Ice Matt Evers
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    Public warning: Hep-C has become airborne!

  12. Dustin Hoffman Gwyneth Jones Tom Courtenary Quartet Premiere
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    Worst 3-way since “The Canyons.”

  13. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
    iceman
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    yuck soccer mom, take Rosie over her everyday

  14. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Butt Yoga Pants
    iceman
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    What a good looking girl. Shame they had ruin this album by putting minkas ass in it!

  15. Drew Barrymore GMA
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    Drew Barrymuffins

  16. Helena Bonham Carter Cleavage London Critics Circle Film Awards
    CrashHell
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    This Chick Does Not have testicular cancer.

  17. Carl Weathers Scarf Tunnel Vision Premiere
    maoix
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    Dillon! You son of a bitch!

  18. Ne-Yo Olivia Munn Charlene of Monaco Versace Spring/Summer 2013 Haute-Couture Show
    maoix
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    Prince Albert’s been in that can.

  19. Helena Bonham Carter Cleavage London Critics Circle Film Awards
    maoix
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    When’s her new line of embalming fluid coming out?

  20. Sally Field Huge Green Microphone Lincoln Premiere
    Joey JoJo
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    Of course it’s a green microphone. And it’s probably being held by a leprechaun.

  21. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
    bokhald
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    she needs to loose 20 pounds, there is a reason we never see her in bikini anymore. Get it together Minka. Yes your ass looks fat in those pants

  22. Dustin Hoffman Gwyneth Jones Tom Courtenary Quartet Premiere
    TheGhost
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    “shotgun, shotgun, come on Gwyn pass that hit to Dustin”

  23. Lady Gaga Hand Up Back Up Dancers Ass
    Hugh Jazz
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    Wow, Molly Shannon really pulled herself together.

  24. Joel McHale Messy Hair V Neck Shirt
    Hugh Jazz
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    “Next time, I’ll ask for 3 lemon slices in my evian. Yes, definitely 3 slices.”

  25. Arnold Schwarzenegger Jaimie Alexander 106 & Park
    Hugh Jazz
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    The suit: Hugo Boss.
    The tie: Charvet.
    The socks: Bresciani.
    The shoes: Bruno Magli.
    The hair: Sharpie.

  26. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Butt Yoga Pants
    léo
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    i do not know what to say and how to describe my feelings…..

  27. Jocelyn Wildenstein Mouth Open
    Shemp
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    Wildenstein? More like Wolfenstein…

  28. John Travolta Wearing Medal 10th Annual Living Legends of Aviation Awards
    anonym
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    Gold medal for gayness

  29. Dustin Hoffman Gwyneth Jones Tom Courtenary Quartet Premiere
    janelle
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    worst. threesome. ever.

  30. John Travolta Wearing Medal 10th Annual Living Legends of Aviation Awards
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    The gold medal is for sword fighting.

  31. Orlando Bloom Loose Sweatpants Dickprint
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    Can’t touch this!…

  32. Russell Brand Holding Baby
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    “Uh oh…I think my child crapped himself.”
    “No, that smell is me love.”

  33. Arnold Schwarzenegger Jaimie Alexander 106 & Park
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    “The results are in… Arnold…. you are NOT the father!”
    “Yah!”
    “Oh thank God!”

  34. Sally Field Huge Green Microphone Lincoln Premiere
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    “You’re not a cop are you?”

  35. Rihanna Butt Swimsuit Twitter
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    Jeeze, so now they are photoshopping twitter pictures too?

  36. John Travolta Wearing Medal 10th Annual Living Legends of Aviation Awards
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    Best in class for ‘Spray on Hair’. Good job John, way to go.

  37. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
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    I’m not sure, but I think her nice ass has a nice ass…

  38. Orlando Bloom Loose Sweatpants Dickprint
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    Balls of Steel!

  39. Allison Janney Leg Lift Touchy Feely Portraits Sundance Film Festival
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    “Walk this way!”

  40. Russell Brand Holding Baby
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    Nobody laugh, or the fuckin’ babe gets it!

  41. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Microphone Life Star Nightclub
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    HeeeHawww!

  42. Brooke Burke Cleavage Sports Bra Abs
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    Pretty, but there are more tits than the rest of her.

  43. Jocelyn Wildenstein Mouth Open
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    ahhhhh!

  44. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans
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    um, where is she sticking that nozzle?

  45. Lady Gaga Hand Up Back Up Dancers Ass
    Tinka
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    I thought that was Ke$ha. *hangs head in shame*

  46. Jenna Jameson Cleavage Tight Dress
    truthurts
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    Jenna Jameson has seen more action than a toll highway out of NYC. She was a half assed porn star at best. She sought to redefine women not being degraded in porn. She wanted to empower them and swore on the Howard Stern show that she didn’t have a “troubled childhood.” LIAR! Awesome to see that she, in the end has predictably followed the same path of nothingness they all do. Porn kills.

  47. Lady Gaga Hand Up Back Up Dancers Ass
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    Why is it that Lady Gaga can never keep a wig on straight?

  48. Jenna Jameson Cleavage Tight Dress
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    Sweet Baby Jesus, enough with this stupid fucking haircut.

  49. Nicolas Vaporidis Rutger Hauer The Future Portraits Sundance Film Festival
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    “We have to buy 4XL shirts, but being attached at the shoulders has its benefits, too…”

  50. Rihanna Butt Swimsuit Twitter
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    She looks pretty damn sexy here. Great waist-to-hip ratio. Makes me want to invite her over to eat.

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