The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.21.13

January 21st, 2013 // 496 Comments

Welcome to another robust Monday edition of The Crap We Missed which admittedly starts off on a sour note (above), continues downhill from there, until finally ending in the gutter. So, sorry in advance for that. Sprinkled throughout, however, are a few bright spots, like Rutger Hauer: Dark Thief of Immortal Souls, Olivia Munn finally finding a room where she’s the least obnoxious person, Orlando Bloom wearing sweatpants tailor-made for Jon Hamm, and Kim Kardashian in her happy place.

Sally Field does not approve,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Keri Russell Sundance Film Festival
    LadyMoustache
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    She always looks likes she’s just stepped off a horse.

  2. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans
    Colin
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    I don’t think she’s turning around. I think she stabbed herself in the shoulder and can’t get her chin out.

  3. Sally Field Huge Green Microphone Lincoln Premiere
    LadyMoustache
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    You hate me! You really hate me!

  4. Sally Field Huge Green Microphone Lincoln Premiere
    tlmck
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    “Sally, a lot of people have said Smokey and the Bandit would have been much better with Goldie Hawn instead of you. What are your thoughts?”

  5. Phoebe Price Cleavage Chocolate Covered Banana Sundance Film Festival
    tlmck
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    Doggie says “Been there. Sniffed that.”

  6. Daniel Radcliffe Fur Hood Smoking Cigarette Sundance Film Festival
    AWOL
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    If that dress were an inch shorter, her Roast Beef would be flapping in the breeze.

  7. Sally Field Huge Green Microphone Lincoln Premiere
    kec
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    Kim Kardashian:Black Guys::Sally Fields:Leprechauns

  8. Orlando Bloom Loose Sweatpants Dickprint
    cc
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    The Orlando Bloom who used to fuck Kate Bosworth and is now married to Miranda Kerr? *presses barrel against temple*

  9. Nicolas Vaporidis Rutger Hauer The Future Portraits Sundance Film Festival
    shemp
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    “It’s behind me, isn’t it?”

  10. John Travolta Wearing Medal 10th Annual Living Legends of Aviation Awards
    shemp
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    Gold medal in competitive cocksucking…

  11. Rihanna Butt Swimsuit Twitter
    lawn
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    Nice ass. Too bad it’s attached to Rihanna.

  12. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Microphone Life Star Nightclub
    lawn
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    They could have avoided that involuntary reaction by. . . what? Already been done? Sorry, never mind.

  13. Jenna Jameson Cleavage Tight Dress
    lawn
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    So this is the Final Five. Rot in Hell, Fish.

  14. John Travolta Wearing Medal 10th Annual Living Legends of Aviation Awards
    Schmidtler
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    They say awards are for people with self esteem issues. Of course, so is pretending to be straight.

  15. Doutzen Kroes Bra See Through Shirt Terry Richardson
    AnnaD.
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    Terry Richardson is the most overrated photographer out there ATM. His pictures are about as original or interesting as lunch in a nursing home.

  16. Russell Brand Holding Baby
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    Seriously, the one time you actually want your kid to projectile vomit….

  17. Lady Gaga Hand Up Back Up Dancers Ass
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    Love her or hate her; you have to respect Gaga’s PSA for colo-rectal screening.

  18. Rihanna Butt Swimsuit Twitter
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    Is this the only known photo where Rhianna is aware of a camera and actually remained fully clothed?

  19. Jenna Jameson Cleavage Tight Dress
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    If she had as many pricks sticking out of her, as she’s had stuck in her, she’d look like a porcupine!

  20. Phoebe Price Cleavage Chocolate Covered Banana Sundance Film Festival
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    Talk about a dedicated pet owner; eating the dog’s poo and all …

  21. Jenna Jameson Cleavage Tight Dress
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    Is this a sign that Miley is finally going to do porn?

    • Moo Cow Hunter

      Let’s hope. She’s 20 and looks 25. Her prime years are evaporating fast. No one wants to see Miley do porn at 35. It’d be like granny porn… with ugly tattoos.

  22. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Dancing On Ice Matt Evers
    cc
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    Performing ‘The Habanero’.

  23. Lady Gaga Hand Up Back Up Dancers Ass
    flaT
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    Why the fuck are the comments all mis-matched to the pictures these days. what the fuck is going on here.

  24. Nicolas Vaporidis Rutger Hauer The Future Portraits Sundance Film Festival
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    5 secs before being raped.

  25. Rihanna Butt Swimsuit Twitter
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    Dammit it looks good.

  26. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
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    Good lord that is nice.

  27. Orlando Bloom Loose Sweatpants Dickprint
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    What the fuck, is he about to skydive off a building?

    /crossesfingers

    Also, how the fuck did he get Miranda Kerr and impregnate her?

  28. Ne-Yo Olivia Munn Charlene of Monaco Versace Spring/Summer 2013 Haute-Couture Show
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    wtf, a hat & sunglasses indoors, sneakers with no socks, and that suit is ridiculous – who let him into a fashion week event? Is he there for the ‘here’s how NOT to dress’ seminar as the example?

  29. Brooke Burke Cleavage Sports Bra Abs
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    Nice

  30. Lil Jon Ski Clothes Chair Lift Sundance Film Festival
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    Yeaaah, I need a job.

  31. Lady Gaga Hand Up Back Up Dancers Ass
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    If grabbing a fit dancer’s ass is all it takes to be a star these days, I could be bigger than than Al Jolson!

  32. Ne-Yo Olivia Munn Charlene of Monaco Versace Spring/Summer 2013 Haute-Couture Show
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    Poor Neyo, all dressed up and forgot the shrimp and cocktail sauce. Maybe next time.

    And yeah I would bang the shit out of Olivia Munn.

  33. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Butt Yoga Pants
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    You know who has never won a Nobel Prize? Gandhi, Cesar Chavez, and SPANDEX YOGA PANTS INVENTOR GUY!!!!!!!
    I think this shot should cinch it for the yoga pants inventor guy though, otherwise the Nobel is just a farce.

    • They should rename it the “Nobel Piece Prize” in his honor… mostly because the “Nobel Dat Ass Prize” sounds kinda silly. Then again, on second thought…

  34. John Travolta Wearing Medal 10th Annual Living Legends of Aviation Awards
    I know, right?
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    John’s always loved flying….the sense of freedom….the feeling of the wind blowing through your…….oh, yeah – that’s right…..never mind…..

  35. Orlando Bloom Loose Sweatpants Dickprint
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    Clearly, this man has no fucks to give with regards to his appearance. And frankly, why would he?

  36. Keri Russell Sundance Film Festival
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    I always liked her & her tiny boobs. Nice to see someone who didn’t feel obliged to have fake funbags installed.

  37. Helena Bonham Carter Cleavage London Critics Circle Film Awards
    glam
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    She’s fucking gorgeous. I hope I have the balls to dress like that and look that beautiful when I’m older.

  38. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Microphone Life Star Nightclub
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    And you were all making fun of Boy George for DJ’ing in Croatian… You should all be giving it to this cow with both barrels for singing karaoke in Côte d’Ivoire.

  39. Wilmer Valderrama Brandon J. Hernandez Voto Latino 2013 Inauguration Celebration
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    I always thought it was “Handy Manny”, not “Handsy Manny”.

  40. Orlando Bloom Loose Sweatpants Dickprint
    Alexxx
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    Are those anal beads?

  41. Dustin Hoffman Gwyneth Jones Tom Courtenary Quartet Premiere
    cc
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    ‘Don’t worry honey, I use Dentugrip!’

  42. Bree Olson Cleavage Legs Minidress The Act Nightclub
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    This chick either loves getting pounded in the ass, or deserves an Oscar.

  43. Sally Field Huge Green Microphone Lincoln Premiere
    Alexxx
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    Green Man Penis!

  44. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Dancing On Ice Matt Evers
    Alexxx
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    Soaring above her diagnosis, Ms. Anderson proves that even those afflicted with Hepatitis can fly like a demon-spawn straight out of hell.

  45. Jenna Jameson Cleavage Tight Dress
    Alexxx
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    Liam Hemworth’s testicles just shriveled up into his stomach when the fortune teller showed him this picture whispering, “This is your future. Not a threat, but a promise.”

  46. Jenna Jameson Cleavage Tight Dress
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    “Hosting”, eh? Is that what they’re calling it these days?

  47. Jocelyn Wildenstein Mouth Open
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    something went seriously wrong while creating the Cameron Diaz wax figure…

  48. Jenna Jameson Cleavage Tight Dress
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    See, that’s only hot when a classy woman does it… not some skank who’s seen more cock than a urologist.

  49. Jocelyn Wildenstein Mouth Open
    Billy Bob
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    KILL IT WITH FIRE!!

  50. Dustin Hoffman Gwyneth Jones Tom Courtenary Quartet Premiere
    Phoenix
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    Caught red handed, trying to steal Dustin’s soul.

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