Welcome to another robust Monday edition of The Crap We Missed which admittedly starts off on a sour note (above), continues downhill from there, until finally ending in the gutter. So, sorry in advance for that. Sprinkled throughout, however, are a few bright spots, like Rutger Hauer: Dark Thief of Immortal Souls, Olivia Munn finally finding a room where she’s the least obnoxious person, Orlando Bloom wearing sweatpants tailor-made for Jon Hamm, and Kim Kardashian in her happy place.
Sally Field does not approve,
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She always looks likes she’s just stepped off a horse.
I don’t think she’s turning around. I think she stabbed herself in the shoulder and can’t get her chin out.
You hate me! You really hate me!
“Sally, a lot of people have said Smokey and the Bandit would have been much better with Goldie Hawn instead of you. What are your thoughts?”
Doggie says “Been there. Sniffed that.”
If that dress were an inch shorter, her Roast Beef would be flapping in the breeze.
Kim Kardashian:Black Guys::Sally Fields:Leprechauns
Does that include Burt Reynolds?
The Orlando Bloom who used to fuck Kate Bosworth and is now married to Miranda Kerr? *presses barrel against temple*
“It’s behind me, isn’t it?”
Gold medal in competitive cocksucking…
Nice ass. Too bad it’s attached to Rihanna.
They could have avoided that involuntary reaction by. . . what? Already been done? Sorry, never mind.
So this is the Final Five. Rot in Hell, Fish.
They say awards are for people with self esteem issues. Of course, so is pretending to be straight.
Terry Richardson is the most overrated photographer out there ATM. His pictures are about as original or interesting as lunch in a nursing home.
Seriously, it is the same shit with every photo and every person. Lame, creepy, untalented shit hack of a photographer.
Seriously, the one time you actually want your kid to projectile vomit….
Love her or hate her; you have to respect Gaga’s PSA for colo-rectal screening.
Is this the only known photo where Rhianna is aware of a camera and actually remained fully clothed?
If she had as many pricks sticking out of her, as she’s had stuck in her, she’d look like a porcupine!
Talk about a dedicated pet owner; eating the dog’s poo and all …
Is this a sign that Miley is finally going to do porn?
Let’s hope. She’s 20 and looks 25. Her prime years are evaporating fast. No one wants to see Miley do porn at 35. It’d be like granny porn… with ugly tattoos.
Performing ‘The Habanero’.
Why the fuck are the comments all mis-matched to the pictures these days. what the fuck is going on here.
5 secs before being raped.
Dammit it looks good.
Good lord that is nice.
What the fuck, is he about to skydive off a building?
/crossesfingers
Also, how the fuck did he get Miranda Kerr and impregnate her?
wtf, a hat & sunglasses indoors, sneakers with no socks, and that suit is ridiculous – who let him into a fashion week event? Is he there for the ‘here’s how NOT to dress’ seminar as the example?
Nice
Yeaaah, I need a job.
If grabbing a fit dancer’s ass is all it takes to be a star these days, I could be bigger than than Al Jolson!
Poor Neyo, all dressed up and forgot the shrimp and cocktail sauce. Maybe next time.
And yeah I would bang the shit out of Olivia Munn.
You know who has never won a Nobel Prize? Gandhi, Cesar Chavez, and SPANDEX YOGA PANTS INVENTOR GUY!!!!!!!
I think this shot should cinch it for the yoga pants inventor guy though, otherwise the Nobel is just a farce.
They should rename it the “Nobel Piece Prize” in his honor… mostly because the “Nobel Dat Ass Prize” sounds kinda silly. Then again, on second thought…
John’s always loved flying….the sense of freedom….the feeling of the wind blowing through your…….oh, yeah – that’s right…..never mind…..
Clearly, this man has no fucks to give with regards to his appearance. And frankly, why would he?
I don’t think it can be summed up better than that.
I always liked her & her tiny boobs. Nice to see someone who didn’t feel obliged to have fake funbags installed.
She’s fucking gorgeous. I hope I have the balls to dress like that and look that beautiful when I’m older.
And you were all making fun of Boy George for DJ’ing in Croatian… You should all be giving it to this cow with both barrels for singing karaoke in Côte d’Ivoire.
I always thought it was “Handy Manny”, not “Handsy Manny”.
Are those anal beads?
‘Don’t worry honey, I use Dentugrip!’
This chick either loves getting pounded in the ass, or deserves an Oscar.
Let’s split the difference and say she loves getting pounded in the ass with an Oscar.
I have an Oscar for her.
Damn, all I’ve got is a Johnson. An old Johnson, at that.
Green Man Penis!
Soaring above her diagnosis, Ms. Anderson proves that even those afflicted with Hepatitis can fly like a demon-spawn straight out of hell.
Liam Hemworth’s testicles just shriveled up into his stomach when the fortune teller showed him this picture whispering, “This is your future. Not a threat, but a promise.”
“Hosting”, eh? Is that what they’re calling it these days?
something went seriously wrong while creating the Cameron Diaz wax figure…
See, that’s only hot when a classy woman does it… not some skank who’s seen more cock than a urologist.
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!
Caught red handed, trying to steal Dustin’s soul.