The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.21.13

January 21st, 2013 // 496 Comments

Welcome to another robust Monday edition of The Crap We Missed which admittedly starts off on a sour note (above), continues downhill from there, until finally ending in the gutter. So, sorry in advance for that. Sprinkled throughout, however, are a few bright spots, like Rutger Hauer: Dark Thief of Immortal Souls, Olivia Munn finally finding a room where she’s the least obnoxious person, Orlando Bloom wearing sweatpants tailor-made for Jon Hamm, and Kim Kardashian in her happy place.

Sally Field does not approve,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Joel McHale Messy Hair V Neck Shirt
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    Love this dude on “The Soup” and “Community”.

  2. Lady Gaga Hand Up Back Up Dancers Ass
    ThisWillHurt
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    “What do I hear for young Mellisa here? Just look at that ass! She’s built to last, this one! We’ll start the bidding at 40 thousand! 40? 40 right there! Do I hear 45? 45?”

  3. Allison Janney Leg Lift Touchy Feely Portraits Sundance Film Festival
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    I love a flexible woman.

  4. Dustin Hoffman Gwyneth Jones Tom Courtenary Quartet Premiere
    EZ-B
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    Dustin is inviting her to partake in what people of their generation call “The Stale Oreo Cookie.”

  5. Russell Brand Holding Baby
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    Even babies can smell douchbaggery and know to stay away from it.

  6. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Microphone Life Star Nightclub
    The Dude
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    Looking more and more like a Thai LadyBoy every day.

  7. Tony Danza Joseph Gordon-Levitt Don Johns Addictions Portraits Sundance Film Festival
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    JGL is the boss.

  8. Keri Russell Sundance Film Festival
    The Pope
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    So that “bomb-in-her-brain” thing in Mission Impossible III was real?!

  9. Carl Weathers Scarf Tunnel Vision Premiere
    Don Draper's Dad
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    He heard they had themselves a stew!

  10. Brooke Burke Cleavage Sports Bra Abs
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    Still fucking sexy. Totally would.

  11. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Dancing On Ice Matt Evers
    Cock Dr
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    It’s better just to pay your taxes on time and scale back the remodeling projects on the mansion lest you wind up having to do THIS for a living.

  12. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Microphone Life Star Nightclub
    Cock Dr
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    MOO

  13. Arnold Schwarzenegger Jaimie Alexander 106 & Park
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    “She picked my socks for me.”

  14. Daniel Radcliffe Fur Hood Smoking Cigarette Sundance Film Festival
    EZ-B
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    “Shit, they can still see me!? I’ll just try the spell again: Invisibletarium Furry Coatus!”

  15. Kate Walsh Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Planned Parenthood & Rock The Vote 2013 Inauguration Party
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    Wow! She’s looks better than ever.

  16. Jocelyn Wildenstein Mouth Open
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    Hasn’t been touched by a man in over 20 years.

  17. Lil Jon Ski Clothes Chair Lift Sundance Film Festival
    EZ-B
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    “Li’l Jon, are you alright!!?”
    “OK!!!”

  18. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans
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    Where’s the ass crack, Justin?

  19. Daniel Radcliffe Fur Hood Smoking Cigarette Sundance Film Festival
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    The only thing I want to know is if he got with Emma Watson. I now I would’ve if I had the chance. Who wouldn’t?

  20. Nicolas Vaporidis Rutger Hauer The Future Portraits Sundance Film Festival
    LadyMoustache
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    Well, I’m definitely happy to see that it isn’t always women who age badly…

  21. Sally Field Huge Green Microphone Lincoln Premiere
    tom
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    Someone give her a handkerchief please.

  22. Bree Olson Cleavage Legs Minidress The Act Nightclub
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    I LOVE this woman! Usually blonde, big boobed pornstars are so meh to me, but she’s fucking awesome.

  23. Lil Jon Ski Clothes Chair Lift Sundance Film Festival
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    What the fuck are you doing Jon? You know black people don’t ski.

  24. Lil Jon Ski Clothes Chair Lift Sundance Film Festival
    Jman
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    Did they photoshop out the blunt in his left hand?

  25. Tara Reid Drunk
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    Why does the pornstar look so much healthier and happier than she does?

  26. John Travolta Wearing Medal 10th Annual Living Legends of Aviation Awards
    LadyMoustache
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    Nah, that’s a Scientology medal. They give ‘em to all the celebrities…

  27. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
    LadyMoustache
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    Is it just me or does she look exactly like everybody else in Hollywood these days? Interchangeable asses — who knew civilization would come to this?

  28. Jocelyn Wildenstein Mouth Open
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    She should just save her money, stop with the plastic surgery, opt for a plastic bag

  29. Orlando Bloom Loose Sweatpants Dickprint
    LadyMoustache
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    I had a pair just like that — in 1982.

  30. Ne-Yo Olivia Munn Charlene of Monaco Versace Spring/Summer 2013 Haute-Couture Show
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    Olivia’s looking as gorgeous as ever.

  31. Donny Osmond Kissing Susan Boyle On The Hand
    LadyMoustache
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    Wow! Finally — a dream team.

  32. Chelsea Clinton Tights Cowboy Boots
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    I’m attracted to this woman.

  33. Helena Bonham Carter Cleavage London Critics Circle Film Awards
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    As batshit crazy as she is, she’s still fucking hot.

  34. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Butt Yoga Pants
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    Checkmate, Minka.

  35. Keri Russell Sundance Film Festival
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    I’ve had a serious soft spot for this woman since her “Felicity” days.

  36. Arnold Schwarzenegger Jaimie Alexander 106 & Park
    LadyMoustache
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    Ever noticed how small his feet are? Just sayin’… Meanwhile, Jaimie obviously has a huge one.

  37. Drew Barrymore GMA
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    Recently had a baby. Congrats.

    • oh yeah, because this is exactly who we need befouling the gene pool.

      • There are a lot of worse assholes out there having much more kids than she will ever have. Kids they can’t support, btw. We could (and do) do a lot worse than Drew.

      • you said ‘do do’!
        I gotcha that she’s not the most retarded worthless pos on the planet, but if I had to slot her in with the mensa crowd or the teen moms, I know where I think she’d be. Her reproducing for sure is not increasing our nation’s average intelligence. Of course, being a coke fiend / alcoholic since she was 9 years old could play a bigger part in her stupidity than genetics, so who knows? At least she didn’t have kids with Tom Green.

      • You don’t even know her. How can you say such nasty things about her. What, exactly, is it that makes you think she is stupid?

        Frankly, I think she’s done quite well for herself, especially considering her life was undoubtedly much more difficult than Lohan’s, Spears’s or Bynes’s.

  38. Jocelyn Wildenstein Mouth Open
    LadyMoustache
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    She’s looking better than ever.

  39. Tara Reid Drunk
    milkman
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    I guess even hand jobs are out of the question.

  40. Jenna Jameson Cleavage Tight Dress
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    I never much liked her as a pornstar. She was boring, buy she was always beautiful. She still is.

  41. Jenna Jameson Cleavage Tight Dress
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    That ruined it for me.

  42. Daniel Radcliffe Fur Hood Smoking Cigarette Sundance Film Festival
    LadyMoustache
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    OMG. He’s smoking a blunt. Petrificus Brainus Totalus!

  43. Joel McHale Messy Hair V Neck Shirt
    Colin
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    They forgot to bring him his soup.

  44. Lil Jon Ski Clothes Chair Lift Sundance Film Festival
    LadyMoustache
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    He fell down last night and froze that way.

  45. Tara Reid Drunk
    LadyMoustache
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    She looks GREAT with her clothes on. I’d stay with the look.

  46. Chelsea Clinton Tights Cowboy Boots
    LadyMoustache
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    She looks more like her father every day.

  47. Sally Field Huge Green Microphone Lincoln Premiere
    Hank E. Ring
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    Go back and watch the first Smokey and the Bandit movie, she was smokin,

  48. Helena Bonham Carter Cleavage London Critics Circle Film Awards
    LadyMoustache
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    I like her so much I can’t even make fun of her. Sad.

  49. Jocelyn Wildenstein Mouth Open
    Later
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    Metro Goldwyn Mayer Presents:

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