Welcome to another robust Monday edition of The Crap We Missed which admittedly starts off on a sour note (above), continues downhill from there, until finally ending in the gutter. So, sorry in advance for that. Sprinkled throughout, however, are a few bright spots, like Rutger Hauer: Dark Thief of Immortal Souls, Olivia Munn finally finding a room where she’s the least obnoxious person, Orlando Bloom wearing sweatpants tailor-made for Jon Hamm, and Kim Kardashian in her happy place.
Sally Field does not approve,
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Love this dude on “The Soup” and “Community”.
“What do I hear for young Mellisa here? Just look at that ass! She’s built to last, this one! We’ll start the bidding at 40 thousand! 40? 40 right there! Do I hear 45? 45?”
I love a flexible woman.
Dustin is inviting her to partake in what people of their generation call “The Stale Oreo Cookie.”
Even babies can smell douchbaggery and know to stay away from it.
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Looking more and more like a Thai LadyBoy every day.
JGL is the boss.
So that “bomb-in-her-brain” thing in Mission Impossible III was real?!
He heard they had themselves a stew!
Awesome reference.
Still fucking sexy. Totally would.
It’s better just to pay your taxes on time and scale back the remodeling projects on the mansion lest you wind up having to do THIS for a living.
MOO
“She picked my socks for me.”
Heyyyy…those look like “Seeley Booth” socks!
“Shit, they can still see me!? I’ll just try the spell again: Invisibletarium Furry Coatus!”
Wow! She’s looks better than ever.
Hasn’t been touched by a man in over 20 years.
Other than her plastic surgeon, you mean.
And by “plastic surgeon” I mean “guy who’s now doing operations out of his garage in Florida”.
“Li’l Jon, are you alright!!?”
“OK!!!”
Where’s the ass crack, Justin?
The only thing I want to know is if he got with Emma Watson. I now I would’ve if I had the chance. Who wouldn’t?
Well, I’m definitely happy to see that it isn’t always women who age badly…
Someone give her a handkerchief please.
I LOVE this woman! Usually blonde, big boobed pornstars are so meh to me, but she’s fucking awesome.
What the fuck are you doing Jon? You know black people don’t ski.
They do. Just not well.
its just a bit too confusing for us is all. dont make no sense white boy!!!
Did they photoshop out the blunt in his left hand?
Why does the pornstar look so much healthier and happier than she does?
Nah, that’s a Scientology medal. They give ‘em to all the celebrities…
Is it just me or does she look exactly like everybody else in Hollywood these days? Interchangeable asses — who knew civilization would come to this?
She should just save her money, stop with the plastic surgery, opt for a plastic bag
With no air holes…
I had a pair just like that — in 1982.
Olivia’s looking as gorgeous as ever.
Wow! Finally — a dream team.
I’m attracted to this woman.
That’s only because she already has the paper bag you’d be putting over her head.
even better – it looks like there’s a sammich in that bag, so you could have a nice sammich after you bag her nasty face and boink her from behind.
LOL! All valid points, my friends. But she’s cute.
As batshit crazy as she is, she’s still fucking hot.
Checkmate, Minka.
I’ve had a serious soft spot for this woman since her “Felicity” days.
Ever noticed how small his feet are? Just sayin’… Meanwhile, Jaimie obviously has a huge one.
Recently had a baby. Congrats.
oh yeah, because this is exactly who we need befouling the gene pool.
There are a lot of worse assholes out there having much more kids than she will ever have. Kids they can’t support, btw. We could (and do) do a lot worse than Drew.
you said ‘do do’!
I gotcha that she’s not the most retarded worthless pos on the planet, but if I had to slot her in with the mensa crowd or the teen moms, I know where I think she’d be. Her reproducing for sure is not increasing our nation’s average intelligence. Of course, being a coke fiend / alcoholic since she was 9 years old could play a bigger part in her stupidity than genetics, so who knows? At least she didn’t have kids with Tom Green.
You don’t even know her. How can you say such nasty things about her. What, exactly, is it that makes you think she is stupid?
Frankly, I think she’s done quite well for herself, especially considering her life was undoubtedly much more difficult than Lohan’s, Spears’s or Bynes’s.
She’s looking better than ever.
I guess even hand jobs are out of the question.
WHOOOaaa, there, young man. Speak for yourself!
I never much liked her as a pornstar. She was boring, buy she was always beautiful. She still is.
That ruined it for me.
Yeah, I can’t shoot it that far either. Tramp stamp, yes – shoulder blades, no.
OMG. He’s smoking a blunt. Petrificus Brainus Totalus!
Nahhhh…probably just a Marlboro.
They forgot to bring him his soup.
He fell down last night and froze that way.
She looks GREAT with her clothes on. I’d stay with the look.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yvEYKRF5IA&t=1m45s
She looks more like her father every day.
Go back and watch the first Smokey and the Bandit movie, she was smokin,
I like her so much I can’t even make fun of her. Sad.
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