The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.21.13

January 21st, 2013 // 496 Comments

Welcome to another robust Monday edition of The Crap We Missed which admittedly starts off on a sour note (above), continues downhill from there, until finally ending in the gutter. So, sorry in advance for that. Sprinkled throughout, however, are a few bright spots, like Rutger Hauer: Dark Thief of Immortal Souls, Olivia Munn finally finding a room where she’s the least obnoxious person, Orlando Bloom wearing sweatpants tailor-made for Jon Hamm, and Kim Kardashian in her happy place.

Sally Field does not approve,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Lil Jon Ski Clothes Chair Lift Sundance Film Festival
    DeucePickle
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    He needs to stop doing this and get back in the studio recording sweet ass beats that are all, hip and fly and poppin’ fresh….or whatever it is the kids call it these days.

  2. Tara Reid Drunk
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    And somehow still looks younger than Lindsay Lohan

  3. Drew Barrymore GMA
    Gummy Bear Pimp
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    Jabba the Hutt looks really good after the diet.

  4. Ne-Yo Olivia Munn Charlene of Monaco Versace Spring/Summer 2013 Haute-Couture Show
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    Olivia Munn finally captured looking like the humorless cunt she is. I guess when you’re prostituting yourself to Ne-Yo you just can’t hide it anymore.

  5. Tara Reid Drunk
    DeucePickle
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    I’m pretty sure that if aliens came from outer space and saw her right here, they would say something like, “Beep boop, she looks hot enough to probe with our space dongs, boop bort.”
    But WE know the truth of what lies beneath the veil of her clothings.

  6. Jenna Jameson Cleavage Tight Dress
    diego
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    Looks better on her than dang ol’ Miley

  7. John Travolta Wearing Medal 10th Annual Living Legends of Aviation Awards
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    “Guess which head I shaved for the after parties tonight”

  8. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Butt Yoga Pants
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    Still hasn’t heard from Michael Bay about Trans4mers*, rushing off to his villa to wash his Ferrari.

    *you know they’re gonna call it that

  9. Keri Russell Sundance Film Festival
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    Why is there herpes on her lip? Oh right, she was one of the girls auditioning for the Tom Cruise’s wife position.

  10. Joel McHale Messy Hair V Neck Shirt
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    “…good Pelegrino.., as I was saying Apple is lamer than lame. The new hip OS is Windows. Because it sucks.”

  11. Rihanna Butt Swimsuit Twitter
    tlmck
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    Stupid bitch is heading for Jlo territory.

  12. Dustin Hoffman Gwyneth Jones Tom Courtenary Quartet Premiere
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    I just got a Vick’s Vapor Rub high from looking at this..

  13. Jenna Jameson Cleavage Tight Dress
    Gummy Bear Pimp
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    Never thought a coke addicted, burned out pornstar would sink so low as to imitate Miley Cyrus.

  14. Arnold Schwarzenegger Jaimie Alexander 106 & Park
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    “Bro! Bro! Are you fucking dis bitch!?”

    “….Ah am fooking dis bitch!”

    (laughter)

  15. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Dancing On Ice Matt Evers
    tlmck
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    Fart lighting on ice?

  16. Lady Gaga Hand Up Back Up Dancers Ass
    Brought It
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    Since Weeds was cancelled, Mary Louise Parker has had to resort to dancing on Lady Gaga’s tour.

  17. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Dancing On Ice Matt Evers
    ThisWillHurt
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    If I touched Pam Anderson in any way, I’d probably fart fire too.

  18. Tara Reid Drunk
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    I can’t figure out which hand is creepier….

  19. Jenna Jameson Cleavage Tight Dress
    DeucePickle
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    I hate to say it, but, Damn, she looks good here.

  20. Carl Weathers Scarf Tunnel Vision Premiere
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    (Carl Weather’s agent on phone to him)
    “You’re an asset. An expendable asset. And I made you go to Tunnel Vision’s premiere to get the job done, got it?!”

  21. Sally Field Huge Green Microphone Lincoln Premiere
    Joe
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    I don’t even know what a “Princess Fiona” is. Now get that thing outta my face!

  22. Bree Olson Cleavage Legs Minidress The Act Nightclub
    ThisWillHurt
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    I’ve seen you naked 8,000 times, so your cleavage is a mute point.

  23. Orlando Bloom Loose Sweatpants Dickprint
    Nonny Moose
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    I pooped ‘em…

  24. Jenna Jameson Cleavage Tight Dress
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    I agree!
    Might have to go retro this week with some JJ porn!

  25. Lady Gaga Hand Up Back Up Dancers Ass
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    I don’t blame Gaga. I’d grab that ass too.

  26. Nicolas Vaporidis Rutger Hauer The Future Portraits Sundance Film Festival
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    Hannibal Lecter’s alive!

  27. Nicolas Vaporidis Rutger Hauer The Future Portraits Sundance Film Festival
    Popple
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    Photobomb level: Cryptkeeper.

  28. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Microphone Life Star Nightclub
    ThisWillHurt
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    “That’s right, baby. You’re gonna let me borrow your credit card and go straight to Bloomingdale’s after I finish you off, won’t you baby? Oh yeah, I can almost taste your cu- . . . Sorry folks! Pregnant brain! What were we talking about?”

  29. Tony Danza Joseph Gordon-Levitt Don Johns Addictions Portraits Sundance Film Festival
    ThisWillHurt
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    I think someone wants to play “Batman & Robin.”

  30. Jocelyn Wildenstein Mouth Open
    broduh jenner
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    does her shirt say seman backwards? which would explain the mouth.

    • Shecky Hemlock

      And the award for “Longest and Most Flopsweaty Route Taken to Get to an Unfunny Joke” goes to….YOU!!!

  31. Russell Brand Holding Baby
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Ello there, mum. Ever read a book called “A Modest Proposal?”

  32. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Dancing On Ice Matt Evers
    CK
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    “Send your Hep-C SOARING!”
    read the box of Hep-C-B-Gone, and had this picture on it.

  33. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
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    That’s a sexy ass. She’s looking damn good.

  34. John Travolta Wearing Medal 10th Annual Living Legends of Aviation Awards
    EZ-B
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    The award is for a very impressive feat: he’s the only person to ever fly a plane while in the closet.

  35. Jocelyn Wildenstein Mouth Open
    CK
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    I thought that was Roseanne Barr.

  36. Doutzen Kroes Bra See Through Shirt Terry Richardson
    Sparky
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    denise before charlie

  37. Lil Jon Ski Clothes Chair Lift Sundance Film Festival
    broduh jenner
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    is this the new cool runnings? i’m so stoked!

  38. Lil Jon Ski Clothes Chair Lift Sundance Film Festival
    CK
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    Lil Jon. Big Retard.

  39. Helena Bonham Carter Cleavage London Critics Circle Film Awards
    broduh jenner
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    we should be the ones holding our breath, lady.

  40. Jocelyn Wildenstein Mouth Open
    ThisWillHurt
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    What Rihanna’s face will look like when Chris Brown gets done with her.

  41. Daniel Radcliffe Fur Hood Smoking Cigarette Sundance Film Festival
    ThisWillHurt
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    Now I know who to go to if I need a fresh vital organ.

  42. Orlando Bloom Loose Sweatpants Dickprint
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    If he has the goods to fill out those pants, that would explain how he was able to bag Miranda Kerr.

  43. Orlando Bloom Loose Sweatpants Dickprint
    EZ-B
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    As soon as giant ribbed lizard penis’ and denim jackets become the next big thing, Orlando is going to be SET.

  44. Phoebe Price Cleavage Chocolate Covered Banana Sundance Film Festival
    broduh jenner
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    that poor dog. oh, i feel sorry for the terrier, too!

  45. Brooke Burke Cleavage Sports Bra Abs
    The Pope
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    Now with an extra hole!

  46. Tara Reid Drunk
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    It is amazing how this girl manages to skip paying off in the dead pool.

  47. Sally Field Huge Green Microphone Lincoln Premiere
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    “Get that thing away from me, it reminds me of my abduction by Aliens .They may be green but the aren’t little”

  48. Rihanna Butt Swimsuit Twitter
    Brit
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    The new hairstyle covers up the black eye rather well

  49. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Dancing On Ice Matt Evers
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    She’s facing the wrong way if you’re going to hit her with the Razor’s Edge.

  50. Joel McHale Messy Hair V Neck Shirt
    The Dude
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    .
    Kevin Bacon in “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” ?

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