The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.21.13

January 21st, 2013 // 496 Comments

Welcome to another robust Monday edition of The Crap We Missed which admittedly starts off on a sour note (above), continues downhill from there, until finally ending in the gutter. So, sorry in advance for that. Sprinkled throughout, however, are a few bright spots, like Rutger Hauer: Dark Thief of Immortal Souls, Olivia Munn finally finding a room where she’s the least obnoxious person, Orlando Bloom wearing sweatpants tailor-made for Jon Hamm, and Kim Kardashian in her happy place.

Sally Field does not approve,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Rihanna Butt Swimsuit Twitter
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    “Does this one cover up all the bruises?”

  2. John Travolta Wearing Medal 10th Annual Living Legends of Aviation Awards
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    The award was later taken away from Mr. Travolta when it was realized the recipient actually had to be living.

  3. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Dancing On Ice Matt Evers
    Toe Jam
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    If I had to lift her fat, HEP-C body, I would shoot flames out my ass too.

  4. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
    Gummy Bear Pimp
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    I can see mother nature’s clock ticking on her ass and legs getting fat. Her ego is already bloated.

  5. Joel McHale Messy Hair V Neck Shirt
    Toe Jam
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    “I wonder what is happening in the Shire”.

  6. Helena Bonham Carter Cleavage London Critics Circle Film Awards
    Allison Wunderlan
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    I don’t think she’s gotten over the fact that Harry Potter killed Lord Voldermort.

  7. Dustin Hoffman Gwyneth Jones Tom Courtenary Quartet Premiere
    Toe Jam
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    What happens in a retirement home, stays in the retirement home.

  8. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Butt Yoga Pants
    Allison Wunderlan
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    Because matching shoes would so ruin this outfit.

  9. Orlando Bloom Loose Sweatpants Dickprint
    Gummy Bear Pimp
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    Damn it, grandpa got out again! Someone fix his pants and take him back to the nursing home. It’s pudding day.

  10. Dustin Hoffman Gwyneth Jones Tom Courtenary Quartet Premiere
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    Hmmmmmmmm…looks like the only horseman missing is “War.”

  11. Keri Russell Sundance Film Festival
    Allison Wunderlan
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    Is there a man behind me writing his name in the mud?

  12. Jocelyn Wildenstein Mouth Open
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    RAWWWR!!

  13. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Microphone Life Star Nightclub
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    “Havin’ a baby…
    What a lovely way to say,
    I need more publicity.
    Havin’ a baby…”

  14. Lady Gaga Hand Up Back Up Dancers Ass
    cc
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    Well, I can’t say as I could resist the temptation to squeeze some firm, toned dancer ass either.

  15. Sally Field Huge Green Microphone Lincoln Premiere
    Allison Wunderlan
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    I don’t think they liked me.

  16. Nicolas Vaporidis Rutger Hauer The Future Portraits Sundance Film Festival
    cc
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    An offer to play Scrooge in 3,2,1…

  17. Jocelyn Wildenstein Mouth Open
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    Feed me, Seymore, feed me now!

  18. Helena Bonham Carter Cleavage London Critics Circle Film Awards
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    Anyone seen ‘Drop of Water’ in Mario Bava’s horror movie ‘Black Sabbath’?

  19. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans
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    “Nothing to see here, just writing my name on the concrete.”

  20. Dustin Hoffman Gwyneth Jones Tom Courtenary Quartet Premiere
    Pine Table Fever
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    Imagine the amount of Sanatogen, Dentugrip, Deep Heat, and Lubricant it would take to get that party going.

  21. Bree Olson Cleavage Legs Minidress The Act Nightclub
    Gummy Bear Pimp
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    Polish a pornstar still a pornstar. Wait, I’d love to polish a pornstar!

  22. Drew Barrymore GMA
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    I never remember…Is it vertical stripes or horizontal stripes that make you look thinner…ah yes, now I remember…vertical.

  23. Rihanna Butt Swimsuit Twitter
    cc
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    I guess Chris Brown only used his left this time round.

  24. John Travolta Wearing Medal 10th Annual Living Legends of Aviation Awards
    cc
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    ‘The 10th Annual Living Legends of Aviation Awards’…he got the Mile High award for finger fucking a masseuse at 12,000 feet.

  25. John Travolta Wearing Medal 10th Annual Living Legends of Aviation Awards
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    Is Semen considered a performance enhancing drug?

  26. Bree Olson Cleavage Legs Minidress The Act Nightclub
    Pine Table Fever
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    Possibly the deadest smile I have ever seen.

  27. Orlando Bloom Loose Sweatpants Dickprint
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    First there was the saggy jean, then the skinny saggy jean. Now comes skinny Hammer Pants

  28. Joel McHale Messy Hair V Neck Shirt
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    Sarcastic ass in repose.

  29. Helena Bonham Carter Cleavage London Critics Circle Film Awards
    Pine Table Fever
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    I honestly had no idea there was such a thing as grey makeup.

  30. Dustin Hoffman Gwyneth Jones Tom Courtenary Quartet Premiere
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    Pictured: Five testicles…you figure it out.

  31. Orlando Bloom Loose Sweatpants Dickprint
    Vanessa
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    Jon Hamm he is not.

  32. Ne-Yo Olivia Munn Charlene of Monaco Versace Spring/Summer 2013 Haute-Couture Show
    Gummy Bear Pimp
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    Olivia Munn looks every bit the $1,500 hooker she is. Sultry yet trashy at the same time But damn, I’d fuck the shit out of her. I feel conflicted just saying it.

  33. Rihanna Butt Swimsuit Twitter
    Nonny Moose
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    Last known photo…

  34. Chelsea Clinton Tights Cowboy Boots
    SIN
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    Epic fail, what did you expect from a Clinton.

  35. John Travolta Wearing Medal 10th Annual Living Legends of Aviation Awards
    Nonny Moose
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    Living Legends of Gayviation?

  36. Bree Olson Cleavage Legs Minidress The Act Nightclub
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    I’m a bit surprised he doesn’t ski ski ski.

  37. Lil Jon Ski Clothes Chair Lift Sundance Film Festival
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    I’m a bit surprised he doesn’t ski ski ski.

  38. Helena Bonham Carter Cleavage London Critics Circle Film Awards
    SIN
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    As long as she shows off her tits we are oko.

  39. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
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    Her right butt pad is slipping

  40. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
    Nonny Moose
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    I would give both of my arms to tap that.

  41. Helena Bonham Carter Cleavage London Critics Circle Film Awards
    Gummy Bear Pimp
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    It’s like looking in a mirror. Everyone looking at her has the same expression. Shocking fear mixed with surprise.

  42. Drew Barrymore GMA
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    High school art teacher

  43. Russell Brand Holding Baby
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    Give me poncho back or I’ll eat the yung’un I will!

  44. Helena Bonham Carter Cleavage London Critics Circle Film Awards
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    Is it weird that I’m still attracted to her based on how hot I think I remember she used to be?

  45. Jocelyn Wildenstein Mouth Open
    DeucePickle
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    Can’t believe I’m going to be the first to say, “Wildenstein? More like Wildebeast”.

  46. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Butt Yoga Pants
    Gummy Bear Pimp
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    I’ve been looking at this picture for 5 minutes trying to write something only to realize I’ve forgotten to do that and just got lost in the beauty of this woman.

  47. Brooke Burke Cleavage Sports Bra Abs
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    Crap they shouldn’t have framed the picture like that. She looks like a dwarf.

  48. Drew Barrymore GMA
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    So just for the day we’re retitling the show “Eff You America”.

  49. Arnold Schwarzenegger Jaimie Alexander 106 & Park
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    -”Hahaha yes I had her clean my trailer during breaks”
    -”And then I sucked his dick”

  50. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans
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    Jim Toth is taking out his homosexual frustrations on her cheek.

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