The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.21.13

January 21st, 2013 // 496 Comments

Welcome to another robust Monday edition of The Crap We Missed which admittedly starts off on a sour note (above), continues downhill from there, until finally ending in the gutter. So, sorry in advance for that. Sprinkled throughout, however, are a few bright spots, like Rutger Hauer: Dark Thief of Immortal Souls, Olivia Munn finally finding a room where she’s the least obnoxious person, Orlando Bloom wearing sweatpants tailor-made for Jon Hamm, and Kim Kardashian in her happy place.

Sally Field does not approve,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Lady Gaga Hand Up Back Up Dancers Ass
    BP
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    Hey, you forgot to put John Travolta in this menage a trois!

  2. Lady Gaga Hand Up Back Up Dancers Ass
    BP
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    This site sucks now…hey Fish pay your fucking internet bill……..

  3. Orlando Bloom Loose Sweatpants Dickprint
    tlmck
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    I think someone is guilty of a little wishful thinking.

  4. John Travolta Wearing Medal 10th Annual Living Legends of Aviation Awards
    karlito
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    Scotty, Spock here. after my massage, beam me up.

  5. Allison Janney Leg Lift Touchy Feely Portraits Sundance Film Festival
    tlmck
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    Thank god the zoom is gone.

  6. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Microphone Life Star Nightclub
    tlmck
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    Had an orgasm when she picked it up.

  7. Lady Gaga Hand Up Back Up Dancers Ass
    BP
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    Is that Patrick Dempsey? or James Franco?
    One of them took a dump in their sweats!

  8. Orlando Bloom Loose Sweatpants Dickprint
    karlito
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    SERIOUSLY!!! IS THIS THE NEW HOLLYWOOD FASHION??

  9. Brooke Burke Cleavage Sports Bra Abs
    tlmck
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    41, 4 kids, no excuses.

  10. Lady Gaga Hand Up Back Up Dancers Ass
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    Lady gaga is all about fair play. If they’re gonna check her for a penis well by gosh so will she…

  11. Allison Janney Leg Lift Touchy Feely Portraits Sundance Film Festival
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    I didn’t know she attended the Ministry of Silly Walks

  12. Jenna Jameson Cleavage Tight Dress
    mike
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    miley is turning it up a notch!

  13. Bree Olson Cleavage Legs Minidress The Act Nightclub
    tlmck
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    In high school we used to call that “stacked”.

  14. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Microphone Life Star Nightclub
    karlito
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    so ladies, you kiss it right here like this and then you open your mouth and swallow it until you gag. this is how i became famous and it just may work for you. now let the tupperware party begin.

  15. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Microphone Life Star Nightclub
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    Always good to drink while you’re pregnant

  16. Lil Jon Ski Clothes Chair Lift Sundance Film Festival
    tlmck
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    This is obviously before the body cast.

  17. John Travolta Wearing Medal 10th Annual Living Legends of Aviation Awards
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    No idea there was such a thing as the gay olympics… Well done, John. Well done.

  18. John Travolta Wearing Medal 10th Annual Living Legends of Aviation Awards
    Allison Wunderlan
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    Looks like an ad for “Lee Spray on Stencil Hair”.

  19. Carl Weathers Scarf Tunnel Vision Premiere
    tlmck
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    John Legend, I am your father.

  20. Orlando Bloom Loose Sweatpants Dickprint
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    Your move Skaarsgard…

  21. Lil Jon Ski Clothes Chair Lift Sundance Film Festival
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    Five minutes earlier:

    “Lil Jon, your right shoe isn’t strapped in.”
    “WHAT?”
    “Your right shoe. It’s not strapped in.”
    “WHAT?”
    “Your right…uhhhh, have fun out there.”
    “OKAY!”

  22. Donny Osmond Kissing Susan Boyle On The Hand
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    The woman only a gay man could love…

  23. Dustin Hoffman Gwyneth Jones Tom Courtenary Quartet Premiere
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    Lemonparty 2

  24. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Dancing On Ice Matt Evers
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    Is this the new airborne mutation of Hep? Get me the CDC!

  25. Jenna Jameson Cleavage Tight Dress
    tlmck
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    Nope. I know where it’s been.

  26. Helena Bonham Carter Cleavage London Critics Circle Film Awards
    karlito
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    does she buy all her clothes at the local halloween shop?

  27. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Microphone Life Star Nightclub
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    Uhmm, will someone please turn the black microphone polisher back on?

  28. Jocelyn Wildenstein Mouth Open
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    “This is the world we live in (Ohh) And these are the hands we’re given (Ohh)…”

  29. Doutzen Kroes Bra See Through Shirt Terry Richardson
    officelinebacker
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    Someone should tell her that even though you got the haircut of a 20 year old it wont roll back the thousands of years of abuse that vagina has been through.

  30. Drew Barrymore GMA
    karlito
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    you know your youth is over when Drew Barrymore starts to look like an old woman.

  31. Jenna Jameson Cleavage Tight Dress
    officelinebacker
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    Someone should tell her that even though you got the haircut of a 20 year old it wont roll back the thousands of years of abuse that vagina has been through.

  32. Nicolas Vaporidis Rutger Hauer The Future Portraits Sundance Film Festival
    mike
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    The next photo tagged “nicolas vaporidis” will be on the side of a milk carton.

  33. Orlando Bloom Loose Sweatpants Dickprint
    Allison Wunderlan
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    I think it’s raining anal beads in his pants.

  34. Ne-Yo Olivia Munn Charlene of Monaco Versace Spring/Summer 2013 Haute-Couture Show
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    Wow, so what fellow royal did she piss off to have to endure this?

  35. Nicolas Vaporidis Rutger Hauer The Future Portraits Sundance Film Festival
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    NEVER turn your back on hobo with a shotgun.

  36. Joel McHale Messy Hair V Neck Shirt
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    Good to know Winger daydreams about Annie’s boobs, too.

  37. Lady Gaga Hand Up Back Up Dancers Ass
    Toe Jam
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    I have faith in you BP!! Don’t lose hope!! Watch that arrow-key!! LOL :D

  38. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Dancing On Ice Matt Evers
    Allison Wunderlan
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    Her right boob reminds me of one of those “B” horror movies where the alien parasite exits the body only when exposed to icy temperatures.

  39. Allison Janney Leg Lift Touchy Feely Portraits Sundance Film Festival
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    C.J. Craig finally does “The Jackal.”

  40. Lady Gaga Hand Up Back Up Dancers Ass
    Toe Jam
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    Finger in the dike? Is this Amsterdam?

  41. Daniel Radcliffe Fur Hood Smoking Cigarette Sundance Film Festival
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    Yer in a blizzard, Harry.

  42. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Dancing On Ice Matt Evers
    Doctor_Joystick
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    So that’s what avian flu looks like.

  43. Nicolas Vaporidis Rutger Hauer The Future Portraits Sundance Film Festival
    Toe Jam
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    Pssst…Dont look now, but, their is a replicant behind you. Nexus-6.

  44. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
    charles
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    i would bet my life on she had but fat transfer surgery. We already know she has her plastic surgeon on speed dial

  45. John Travolta Wearing Medal 10th Annual Living Legends of Aviation Awards
    Toe Jam
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    Still saving money on the Hair Club for Men, with a $1.99 Sharpie. Nice.

  46. Rihanna Butt Swimsuit Twitter
    Gummy Bear Pimp
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    First, I thought it was Beyonce. Second, if she posted only pics like this her public image might be better. Of course nothing can help the PR drag that is Chris Brown.

  47. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Microphone Life Star Nightclub
    Allison Wunderlan
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    Proving once and for all that there is a familial mutated passage somewhere in her throat leading down to her ovaries and into her uterus. Yep, that’s how little Kardashians are conceived.

  48. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
    Mr. Poop
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    Yeah, straighten your shirt because it would be terrible if another 10% of your ass was displayed in those “pants”.

    Side note: Would smash.

  49. Lady Gaga Hand Up Back Up Dancers Ass
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    “And once your hand stops getting browner, then you know that you’ve successfully wiped enough.”

  50. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Butt Yoga Pants
    dd
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    way better ass than Minkas. this chick is fit not chunky

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