Welcome to another robust Monday edition of The Crap We Missed which admittedly starts off on a sour note (above), continues downhill from there, until finally ending in the gutter. So, sorry in advance for that. Sprinkled throughout, however, are a few bright spots, like Rutger Hauer: Dark Thief of Immortal Souls, Olivia Munn finally finding a room where she’s the least obnoxious person, Orlando Bloom wearing sweatpants tailor-made for Jon Hamm, and Kim Kardashian in her happy place.
Sally Field does not approve,
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Hey, you forgot to put John Travolta in this menage a trois!
That comment was intended for Rutger Hauer and the other gay guy in pic #2!
This site sucks now…hey Fish pay your fucking internet bill……..
I think someone is guilty of a little wishful thinking.
Scotty, Spock here. after my massage, beam me up.
Thank god the zoom is gone.
Had an orgasm when she picked it up.
Is that Patrick Dempsey? or James Franco?
One of them took a dump in their sweats!
This comment was meant for Pic # 6 …….
never use an arrow key when commenting
SERIOUSLY!!! IS THIS THE NEW HOLLYWOOD FASHION??
41, 4 kids, no excuses.
hollywood plastic surgeon husband.
Whatever works.
Even a surgeon has to have the right raw material to work with. Besides, I don’t think he installed those abs.
Lady gaga is all about fair play. If they’re gonna check her for a penis well by gosh so will she…
I didn’t know she attended the Ministry of Silly Walks
miley is turning it up a notch!
In high school we used to call that “stacked”.
SIASL
WTFITSM?
so ladies, you kiss it right here like this and then you open your mouth and swallow it until you gag. this is how i became famous and it just may work for you. now let the tupperware party begin.
Always good to drink while you’re pregnant
This is obviously before the body cast.
No idea there was such a thing as the gay olympics… Well done, John. Well done.
Looks like an ad for “Lee Spray on Stencil Hair”.
John Legend, I am your father.
Your move Skaarsgard…
Five minutes earlier:
“Lil Jon, your right shoe isn’t strapped in.”
“WHAT?”
“Your right shoe. It’s not strapped in.”
“WHAT?”
“Your right…uhhhh, have fun out there.”
“OKAY!”
You forgot to place a “YEEEEAH!” in there
The woman only a gay man could love…
Lemonparty 2
Spot on, son.
Is this the new airborne mutation of Hep? Get me the CDC!
Nope. I know where it’s been.
does she buy all her clothes at the local halloween shop?
Hot Topic.
Uhmm, will someone please turn the black microphone polisher back on?
“This is the world we live in (Ohh) And these are the hands we’re given (Ohh)…”
Someone should tell her that even though you got the haircut of a 20 year old it wont roll back the thousands of years of abuse that vagina has been through.
you know your youth is over when Drew Barrymore starts to look like an old woman.
Angelica Houston in 3…2…1…
well, fart – there goes my comment that ‘it’s good to see Anjelica Huston finally got rid of those horrible bangs’.
Someone should tell her that even though you got the haircut of a 20 year old it wont roll back the thousands of years of abuse that vagina has been through.
this makes alot more sense here than it did under the pic of Sally Fields. that arrow key can be a bitch.
Yea little screw up there but, I would like to apologize to Sally Field’s vagina for the mix up.
The next photo tagged “nicolas vaporidis” will be on the side of a milk carton.
I think it’s raining anal beads in his pants.
Wow, so what fellow royal did she piss off to have to endure this?
$1,500 you say? hmmm, excuse me while I empty my bank account and book my flight to California
sorry, that was in reply to Gummie Bear Pimp. I made my err in the midst of all the excitement.
NEVER turn your back on hobo with a shotgun.
Good to know Winger daydreams about Annie’s boobs, too.
I have faith in you BP!! Don’t lose hope!! Watch that arrow-key!! LOL :D
Her right boob reminds me of one of those “B” horror movies where the alien parasite exits the body only when exposed to icy temperatures.
C.J. Craig finally does “The Jackal.”
Finger in the dike? Is this Amsterdam?
Yer in a blizzard, Harry.
So that’s what avian flu looks like.
Pssst…Dont look now, but, their is a replicant behind you. Nexus-6.
All those moments will be lost in time… like tears in rain… Time to die.
i would bet my life on she had but fat transfer surgery. We already know she has her plastic surgeon on speed dial
Still saving money on the Hair Club for Men, with a $1.99 Sharpie. Nice.
First, I thought it was Beyonce. Second, if she posted only pics like this her public image might be better. Of course nothing can help the PR drag that is Chris Brown.
You know what? I think that IS Chris Brown. I recognize the sullen, overconfident expression…
Proving once and for all that there is a familial mutated passage somewhere in her throat leading down to her ovaries and into her uterus. Yep, that’s how little Kardashians are conceived.
Yeah, straighten your shirt because it would be terrible if another 10% of your ass was displayed in those “pants”.
Side note: Would smash.
i think this famewh*re is pulling it up not down
She’s making me pull it out.
So, if I understand correctly, you’re telling me the people who appear on this site are FAMEWHORES? Well, who would have thought! I’m mildly miffed at this revelation. I mean, I thought this stuff was about celebr…oh, wait! Never mind.
“And once your hand stops getting browner, then you know that you’ve successfully wiped enough.”
way better ass than Minkas. this chick is fit not chunky
As beautiful as this woman is, I’d have to go with Minka. Bigger tits.
that’s cause she is fatter
ps. can’t get over her botox face and baby voice. boner killer