Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the time Grapemaster deduced Black Spider-Man’s secret identity, Gerard Butler hitting on what looks like Paris Hilton because apparently he wants to get this death thing over with rapido, Courtney Love being Courtney Love (Read: Drunk and full of barbituates.) and what happens immediately after having sex with Alexander Skarsgard. “The True Death,” if you will.
Wait. Should that last part have involved shoes?
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Says here that every third person has to dress up like an Easter egg. Somebody better tell Nicolson.
If you sleep with me, you might get a crack at my will… Just kidding, please take a number.
“Driver- can we stop at Home Depot for a shovel and a bag of lime?”
Funny Eric
“Tell me, does this smell like chloroform?”
Oh my, Courtney out doing what she does best.
“Quick, to the hotel, the roofie has kicked in.”
I’d suck that choco ass. MMMMM!!
Is there room in that baby pouch for his masculinity?
No I think Miranda carries it around in her clutch.
She really needs to lose more weight.
Wolverine: The Later Years.
After three divorces and a stint in rehab.
And cheating on Kat Von D, because that’s what guys who date Kat Von D do.
More like Wolverine: The Late 19th Century.
Van HELLsing
He’d need those healing powers to survive the pandemic inducing nether regions of Kat Von D.
It’s like the unfunny emo version of Inspector Gadget…
LOL
All that’s missing is a sign that says, “death, just take me.”
probably still pondering that rough “which sister?” decision he had to make. That was one tough year, age 115…
I guess he’s looking for variety after plundering the entire male population in the shire…
lol…cant top that comment!
He looks like every other teenage douchebag who puts on a Burger King crown and thinks its funny.
JWoww 2.0?
Every photo makes him look like he is really angry about something.
I think his dental work must hurt him, and that’s why he always makes those hateful faces at everyone.
Does her name mean “peace”? Because that left nipple looks like it’s ready for war.
Nothing skips over the redundancy of lacing up ones boots like a cute side zipper.
Is that Harvey Firestein next to him?
Yes, looking like the fat fuck that he is
He’s wondering if Tobey is really Dumbo, in more ways than one.
Actually I think that’s Joel Silver
That’s Larry Siegel!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkc5-RI39Ho
The dude is a master: he stops her from falling over and yet keeps her at arm’s length at the same time.
He’s tired of washing puke off of his suit.
Geez, you’re right, the hag is turned towards him, with pre-barf oral configuration.
That pattern is so mesmerizing… If you look at it for 20 minutes, you’ll eventually notice she has red hair.
Look! Zac Efron grew a beard!
It’s ridiculous how much Jared and Zach look alike…
I guess she told that Toyota salesman what she thinks of the test drive.
Ms. Kardashian, how did you make it past security?
my thoughts exactly.
Tell me Morgan! Tell me how you got away with banging your granddaughter! TELL ME!!
Holy hell. Now that’s what the caption should say. Bravo, Topher.
Yeah, that’s you’re winner. My hat (and pants) is off to you Topher.
Rumer: Derp Derp deerp?
Demi: Derp Der Derp!
just DIE you worthless SKANK.
^This
Look paparazzi – to distract from my face, take a picture of my rheumatoid arthritis!
Wow, beat me to it by seconds. Bravo.
My, my, my!
I really hate it when people cannot give the middle finger properly. You are supposed to raise that middle one HIGH, not act like you are suffering from arthritis.
Looks like she learned how to give the finger by looking at an illustration.
I thought she was going for the shocker, but could not quit make it.
I think she learned how to give the finger from Geena Davis in “Fletch.”
Her hand is that way from all the hand jobs she had to give to get parts.
I think this is actually an east coast/west coast phenomenon. I’m from the east, where we actually give you the singular finger, but when I moved to LA I saw one of my friends demonstrate the same digital spazz attack as McGowan and nearly killed myself laughing. If you really, really wanna look like Verbal Kint when you flip someone off, this is how you should roll.
Day job: Motel maid.
Racist.
Night Job: Racist Hotel Maid
There’s an outfit that cries out for a feather boa.
Or a punch in the face.
I can just hear Lemmy whispering in that dude’s ear “so who thinks I’ve got the bigger cock, luv?”
Well, that’s another one crossed off my “fapping list”.
You can close her account in the spank bank.
No. I don’t see any – oh wait – yup.
Yum…you look like bacon. My publicist won’t let me eat any. Can I lick your face?
Anyone up for ride on that caboose?
how much are tickets ?
Member of the saggy, sh*tty titty committee.
Implants … placed waaaay too low.
“You’re right. You would look younger with an eye lift.”
Wow. All I can say is whoever does her makeup deserved the Oscar.
I second that nomination.
That’s as far as the plastic stretches until she just falls back.
One can’t find his penis and the other keeps tripping over his.
Does she rent out her forehead to advertisers?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I guess I can see where the chin came from.
“Are you sure it’s still in there ? I thought they were all connected on that string. I remember counting six of them when I pulled it out.”
“Who am I wearing, Ryan? Why the goo of every man between here and my limo, that’s who I’m wearing.”
Ok, is this guy going through chemo or just being a douchebag ?
He looks like an angry grape.
Who let those two zombies into the party?