Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the time Grapemaster deduced Black Spider-Man’s secret identity, Gerard Butler hitting on what looks like Paris Hilton because apparently he wants to get this death thing over with rapido, Courtney Love being Courtney Love (Read: Drunk and full of barbituates.) and what happens immediately after having sex with Alexander Skarsgard. “The True Death,” if you will.
Wait. Should that last part have involved shoes?
- The Superficial