The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.14.13

January 14th, 2013 // 490 Comments

“I was a neurosurgeon in Bosnia,” the man in between them mournfully thought, deciding right then that tonight would be the night that a single bullet would grant sweet release from this twisted joke called life.

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where you’ll find the last scraps left on the floor by this weekend’s full schedule of events. Having covered the bustiest most notable talents of our day already, what’s left for this post is the famewhores and the awkward moments. Take George Clooney, for example. You know that feeling, when you bump into a chick you banged a while back and can’t remember her name? Just happened there. Ditto goes for this fine gentleman with Tara Reid except ‘a while back’ was 5 mins ago in the bushes behind them. And we’d be remiss if we didn’t include at least one shot of Bond on the red carpet, as well as the dude who plays him in the gay porn parodies.

Speaking of gay porn, is it me, or is John Travolta‘s fake hair even starting to recede?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Mel Gibson Crazy Eyes WB In Style Golden Globe After Party
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    (Inside his head): Just keep smiling Mel… The Jews will soon leave to go conspire against you…

  2. Samantha Ronson Rainbow Colored Hair
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    I swore this was a man until I read who it was.

    I’m still not sure.

  3. Samantha Ronson Rainbow Colored Hair
    ThisWillHurt
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    Nice job, Photo Boy! You captioned some gay dude as “Samantha.”

  4. Quentin Tarantino Falling Into Crowd Django Unchained UK Premiere
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    Holding back a retarded Benicio Del Torro.

  5. Quentin Tarantino Falling Into Crowd Django Unchained UK Premiere
    xxx
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    Come at me, nig…I mean bro.

  6. Tara Reid Hungover Walk Of Shame
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    If she ever sobers up, she’s going to be very disappointed to learn that’s not Topher Grace.

  7. Coco Huge Butt Tight Patent Leather Dress World Mixed Martial Arts Awards
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    She’s like Barbie on ‘roids.

    Or Ken on estrogen.

  8. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face GDay USA Los Angeles Black Tie Gala
    ddd
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    The queen is looking better these days.

  9. Gabrielle Union Cleavage Nipples BET Honors
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    Not sure the ‘Hey, you can totally see up my nose!’ angle is the most flattering.

  10. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face GDay USA Los Angeles Black Tie Gala
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    Don’t blink. Because you can’t.

  11. John Travolta Kelly Preston GDay USA Los Angeles Black Tie Gala
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    I’m gonna touch the creepy girl booby….gonna touch it…gonna….NO, I just CAN’T!!!!

  12. Ricky Martin Thin Moustache Hoodie
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    I hope someone warned the Templars that he’s coming.

  13. Nicole Minetti Cleavage Runway Wedding Dress
    TJ Rackmanzada
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    Rack, I need to touch that rack

  14. Adrian Grenier Shirtless
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    I wonder how many times they’ll have to wash that towel just to get the hair out.

  15. Jim Parsons Tired Drunk Golden Globes
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    I see Bond villain in his future. Just the right amount of creeper.

  16. Mark Wahlberg Toasting Wine Glasses With Fat Guy
    ya
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    Bald dude: “To saying hi to our mothers for you!”

  17. Claire Sinclair Cleavage World Mixed Martial Arts Awards
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    I don’t know who this is, but her name tells me she’s a digital lady of the evening.

  18. Jodie Marsh Bikini Six Pack Abs Dark Tan Twitter
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    The pug in the back says it all.

  19. Emily Blunt Butt Tight Dress Critics Choice Movie Awards
    blunt
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    To be quite Blunt, I want to get in that ass.

  20. John Travolta Kelly Preston GDay USA Los Angeles Black Tie Gala
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    I think he just Sharpies his hair on at this point.

  21. Axl Rose Scarf Hat Cane
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    I don’t care how cheap he is, that dude is NOT performing at my kids borthday party.

  22. Paris Hilton Bikini Fountain Twitter
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    There is not enough bleach.

  23. Melanie Griffith Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    Her camel toe has it’s own camel toe.

  24. Jodie Marsh Bikini Six Pack Abs Dark Tan Twitter
    cc
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    She posted this for all the straight men who she hoped would suddenly think ‘Gee, I think I’d like to have sex with another man…an oily one.’

  25. Mel Gibson Crazy Eyes WB In Style Golden Globe After Party
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    [insert Joker comment]

  26. Jessica Lange WB In Style Golden Globe After Party
    HARO
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    Poster woman for scarves

  27. Mark Wahlberg Toasting Wine Glasses With Fat Guy
    Smapdi
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    “To donuts and bad acting! Cheers!”

  28. Axl Rose Scarf Hat Cane
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    this just ruined my day.

  29. Katie Holmes Sore On Lip
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    She really shouldn’t drink the tea that Tom keeps sending her.

  30. Carmen Electra Cleavage Weinstein Company Golden Globes After Party
    Minty
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    Elegant way of testing one’s breath.

  31. Tara Reid Hungover Walk Of Shame
    Gary Grant
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    Wow, she makes Tan Mom attractive.

  32. Jessica Lange WB In Style Golden Globe After Party
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    I hate how everyone thinks it’s funny to use the “pinch” effect on their iPhoto avatar.

  33. Samantha Ronson Rainbow Colored Hair
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    Bieber should challenge her to a man-off.

  34. Eva Amurri Cleavage The Art of Elysium 6th Annual Heaven Gala
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    Awwww…..why the long face?
    :(

  35. Mel Gibson Crazy Eyes WB In Style Golden Globe After Party
    Frank Burns
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    “Hmm, something about the Jodie Foster speech isn’t quite kosher. Oops, I said kosher! Sorry, dad! Hahahahaha”

  36. Macaulay Culkin Thin Smoking Cigarette
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    Looking more alive than usual.

  37. Tara Reid Hungover Walk Of Shame
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    She’s gonna make my death pool look great this year.

  38. Carmen Electra Cleavage Weinstein Company Golden Globes After Party
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    Social etiquette for not covering those around you in semen while sneezing.

  39. Daniel Craig Sunglasses Golden Globes
    Ya
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    AHURRRRRR, I’m Jerms Bernd.

  40. Ricky Martin Thin Moustache Hoodie
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    Neil DeGrasse Tyson’s wearing some weird shit these days.

  41. Samantha Ronson Rainbow Colored Hair
    Frank Burns
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    Parrot feathers are the latest trend in toupees for men with receding hairlines.

  42. Quentin Tarantino Falling Into Crowd Django Unchained UK Premiere
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    Yep, that’s the UK alright. Half the crowd needs dental work, several are on the verge of puking, and they’re all pale and pudgy.

  43. Julianna Margulies George Clooney 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards
    dontkillthemessenger
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    He just dumped her and they weren’t even going out.

  44. Ricky Martin Thin Moustache Hoodie
    Don Draper's Dad
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    Is the Iron Sheik making a come back?

  45. Macaulay Culkin Thin Smoking Cigarette
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    Speaking of top-five death pool candidates.

  46. Daniel Craig Sunglasses Golden Globes
    ffff
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    AHUUUUURRRRR, ERM JERMS BERND….

  47. John Travolta Kelly Preston GDay USA Los Angeles Black Tie Gala
    o'chunt
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    “Jet? … Who?”

  48. Sylvester Stallone Weird Belt Grudge Match Set
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    Dude with the hat is on the Phone with Lance Armstrong’s doctor.

  49. Hugh Jackman Bradley Cooper BAFTA Tea Party
    dontkillthemessenger
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    No surprise here… Hugh Jackman always has his beard at these parties.

  50. John Travolta Kelly Preston GDay USA Los Angeles Black Tie Gala
    o'chunt
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    Aaand it’s “Jett”, apparently. Dammit.

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