The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.14.13

January 14th, 2013 // 490 Comments

“I was a neurosurgeon in Bosnia,” the man in between them mournfully thought, deciding right then that tonight would be the night that a single bullet would grant sweet release from this twisted joke called life.

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where you’ll find the last scraps left on the floor by this weekend’s full schedule of events. Having covered the bustiest most notable talents of our day already, what’s left for this post is the famewhores and the awkward moments. Take George Clooney, for example. You know that feeling, when you bump into a chick you banged a while back and can’t remember her name? Just happened there. Ditto goes for this fine gentleman with Tara Reid except ‘a while back’ was 5 mins ago in the bushes behind them. And we’d be remiss if we didn’t include at least one shot of Bond on the red carpet, as well as the dude who plays him in the gay porn parodies.

Speaking of gay porn, is it me, or is John Travolta‘s fake hair even starting to recede?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Julianna Margulies George Clooney 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards
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    Her mask is slipping off.

  2. Tara Reid Hungover Walk Of Shame
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    Little dog lost.

  3. Jodie Marsh Bikini Six Pack Abs Dark Tan Twitter
    Anthony
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    Jesus

  4. Tara Reid Hungover Walk Of Shame
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    I’m surprised her knees are holding up so well.

  5. Paris Hilton Bikini Fountain Twitter
    Anthony
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    Remember when she was considered THE whore?

  6. Jodie Marsh Bikini Six Pack Abs Dark Tan Twitter
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    How delightfully feminine.

  7. Samantha Ronson Rainbow Colored Hair
    Anthony
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    Steve-O is looking much healthier

  8. Axl Rose Scarf Hat Cane
    Toe Jam
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    Sam Kinison is still alive! Oh, what a relief.

  9. Deena Cortese Birthday Party Inflatable Penis Trannies
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    Giant white penis party. Kim Kardashian R.S.V.P.’d “not interested.”

  10. Macaulay Culkin Thin Smoking Cigarette
    Anthony
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    You know that dude is home alone a lot.

  11. Quentin Tarantino Falling Into Crowd Django Unchained UK Premiere
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    The black guys in this picture? Yep, all the way in the back. Is this what Rosa Parks fought for?

  12. Tara Reid Hungover Walk Of Shame
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    Just blew the red sweatpanted, left hanging dick for that pack of Marlboro Lights.

  13. Hugh Jackman Bradley Cooper BAFTA Tea Party
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Going to the bathroom, you say? I’ll accompany you.”
    “That’s all right, I think I got-”
    “I IN-SIST!”

  14. Tara Reid Hungover Walk Of Shame
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    She doesn’t look bad for a member of the walking dead.

  15. Sylvester Stallone Weird Belt Grudge Match Set
    Anthony
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    AKA “Grumpiest Old Men”

  16. Adrian Grenier Shirtless
    JennywithaY
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    What’s that smell? Oh, that’s right – it’s me.

  17. Axl Rose Scarf Hat Cane
    ThisWillHurt
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    Who invited Pimp Daddy Ginger-Vitis to the Golden Globes?

  18. Deena Cortese Birthday Party Inflatable Penis Trannies
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    Ha! Wait till they find out the drag queen is actually Snookie sitting on top of JWOWW in drag…
    (PS I hate myself for knowing who those 2 are)

  19. Kim Kardashian Pregnant
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    That isn’t a known shape for a human, bovine maybe, but not human.

  20. Axl Rose Scarf Hat Cane
    JennywithaY
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    They make a ginger Guy Fawkes mask?

  21. Paris Hilton Bikini Fountain Twitter
    Toe Jam
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    Mole men pee bath…thats so trending.

  22. Tara Reid Hungover Walk Of Shame
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    So he had to burn his underwear after sex with her? Makes sense…

  23. Axl Rose Scarf Hat Cane
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    Read what my medal says: “Courage”. Ain’t it the truth? Ain’t it the truth? Courage! Courage, I say!”

  24. Nicole Minetti Cleavage Runway Wedding Dress
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    Why hello there Miss who-gives-a-shit; nice tits.

  25. Axl Rose Scarf Hat Cane
    officelinebacker
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    the Russell Brand “homeless pimp chique” look is really catching on.

  26. Paris Hilton Bikini Fountain Twitter
    ThisWillHurt
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    Now SHE’S doing a golden shower scene? One more reason for Kim Kardashian to be pissed at her.

  27. Ricky Martin Thin Moustache Hoodie
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    Sure, but when I wear a similar trench coat and grow that kind of stache, I get put on a list…

  28. Paris Hilton Bikini Fountain Twitter
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    Golden Showers in Australia flow upward.

  29. Mark Wahlberg Toasting Wine Glasses With Fat Guy
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    Cheers to Danny DeVito

  30. Jodie Marsh Bikini Six Pack Abs Dark Tan Twitter
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    Tara Reid in Miami

  31. Jessica Lange WB In Style Golden Globe After Party
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    Pamela Anderson in two years.

  32. Samantha Ronson Rainbow Colored Hair
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    The 90′s called, they don’t want any of this back…

  33. John Travolta Kelly Preston GDay USA Los Angeles Black Tie Gala
    Toe Jam
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    Some where in the world, there is a wax figure of John Travolta who claims to be more life-like.

  34. Adrian Grenier Shirtless
    Yuck
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    I can smell him from here.

  35. Macaulay Culkin Thin Smoking Cigarette
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    That’s the healthiest I have seen him look in a while…

  36. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Second Annual Sean Penn And Friends Help Haiti Home Gala
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    Makeup is a hell of a thing

  37. Quentin Tarantino Falling Into Crowd Django Unchained UK Premiere
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    And these are my foot soldiers!

  38. Axl Rose Scarf Hat Cane
    yuck
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    Wasn’t this dude a character from the “King of the Hill”?

  39. Katie Holmes Sore On Lip
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Wow! See that on her lip? I’m glad I never actually kissed her.” – Tom Cruise

  40. Sinead O'Connor Fanny Pack
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    HA, she likes to put things in her fanny pack

  41. Macaulay Culkin Thin Smoking Cigarette
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    Wanders around Laguardia hoping to be mistaken for a cracked out Alexander Skarsgård just to make the tabloids.

  42. John Travolta Kelly Preston GDay USA Los Angeles Black Tie Gala
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    Did he hit her OFF switch??

  43. Mel Gibson Crazy Eyes WB In Style Golden Globe After Party
    Toe Jam
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    Protip: Crest Whiting Strips.

  44. Mark Wahlberg Toasting Wine Glasses With Fat Guy
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    “To my lack of talent!!”

  45. Jodie Marsh Bikini Six Pack Abs Dark Tan Twitter
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    Sweaty botoxed white trash He-Man. Classy.

  46. Emily Blunt Butt Tight Dress Critics Choice Movie Awards
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    Damn…

  47. Gabrielle Union Cleavage Nipples BET Honors
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    A dress designed for nothing other than the preparation and delivery of a pearl necklace.

  48. Alec Baldwin Angry Hilaria Thomas
    ThisWillHurt
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    Do they have to make their Matrix role-playing public?

  49. Jim Parsons Tired Drunk Golden Globes
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    He is not looking good…

  50. Katie Holmes Sore On Lip
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    Never swallow your mouthful of Thetans.

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