The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.13.14

January 13th, 2014 // 448 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed and holy shit this one’s packed (THAT’S WHAT SHE SA– OW! GODAMNI–OW, alright Fish, ok, I won’t say it ever again.) so I’m going to step right out of its way and just point you at John Travolta in the pic that needs to joke, Katherine Heigl in a casting decision that deserves an Oscar, Mel Gibson‘s rage smile and Ireland Baldwin at the front and back of this thing.

Yes, I squeezed a Final Five in here too, because you insatiable perverts are my moon and stars,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Sarah Palin Messy Hair Red And White Striped Heels Winter TCA Tour
    Hate Mongrel
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    Nice to see all the Obamabots showing the world their brand of peace, love, tolerance, and diversity.

    • sure buddy, because she’s SO smart you’d HAVE to be a fan of Obama to ridicule her. make sure you keep sending your hard-earned dollars to her PAC. “them liberals are scared of Palin running”… running for what exactly? running to the bank with retard money.

  2. Sarah Palin Messy Hair Red And White Striped Heels Winter TCA Tour
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    Get Smart, “Missed being Vice President by this much!”

  3. Sarah Palin Messy Hair Red And White Striped Heels Winter TCA Tour
    Robb7
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    Her psycho politics aside, she really is ignorant trailer park trash!

  4. Emily Blunt Pregnant Belly Butt Yoga Pants
    Robby
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    You all seem to forget the Kardashian nightmare pregnancy. This one’s looking good — and dressed for comfort, not fame whoring!

  5. Mel Gibson Crazy Smile Yellow Teeth GDay USA Los Angeles Black Tie Gala
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    Here’s Mel!

  6. Gwen Stefani Huge Pregnant Belly
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    People , did you miss the sign on the left bottom? Indeed a tow-away.

  7. Claire Sinclair Cleavage Painted Gold Child Panda! Theatrical World Premiere Vegas
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    Please, please, don’t make a fuss. I’m just plain Yogurt.
    May the schwartz be with you!

  8. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
    my 2 cents
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    Desperate for attention!

  9. John Travolta Wig Creepy Small Goatee GDay USA Los Angeles Black Tie Gala
    Margaret
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    I vant to suck your…………YOU know.

  10. Steven Tyler Linda Perry Grabbing Dick Art Of Elysiums 7th Annual Heaven Gala
    AweseomeTownie
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    I cry….omg do I cry

  11. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
    freebie
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    That looks so uncomfortable.

  12. John Travolta Wig Creepy Small Goatee GDay USA Los Angeles Black Tie Gala
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    “Is that really what a vagina looks like? Ew.”

  13. Katherine Jenkins Cleavage Crossed Eyes Brasserie Blanc Performance
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    Katherine was pleasantly surprised to find out that hitting the E above middle C caused her to experience a massive orgasm.

  14. Sarah Palin Messy Hair Red And White Striped Heels Winter TCA Tour
    renotastic
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    Someone needs to visit Zellweger’s de-scrunch specialist.

  15. John Travolta Wig Creepy Small Goatee GDay USA Los Angeles Black Tie Gala
    renotastic
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    Someone needs to visit Zellweger’s de-scrunch specialist.

  16. Steven Tyler Linda Perry Grabbing Dick Art Of Elysiums 7th Annual Heaven Gala
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    This caption is wrong, this is the scene where Keith Richards shows up and talks to Jack Sparrow in the third Pirate movie.

  17. John Travolta Wig Creepy Small Goatee GDay USA Los Angeles Black Tie Gala
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    “And then, he punched me right in the dick!” Said John Travolta, President of the Hair Club for Men.

  18. Simon Rex Shirtless Pullups
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    “Aw man… I just blew another bicep.”

  19. Steven Tyler Linda Perry Grabbing Dick Art Of Elysiums 7th Annual Heaven Gala
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    I’m sorry, but neither one of them look like the smell very good.

  20. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Sweaty Chateau Marmont
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    This is just all kinds of no.

  21. Will Forte Sideye Bruce Dern Film Independent Spirit Awards Nominee Brunch
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    I guess when ya gotta go, ya gotta go.

  22. Mel Gibson Crazy Smile Yellow Teeth GDay USA Los Angeles Black Tie Gala
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    “Try not to look crazy, try not to look crazy, try no-dammit!!”

  23. Mel Gibson Crazy Smile Yellow Teeth GDay USA Los Angeles Black Tie Gala
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    “You’ll never get me Lucky Charms!”

  24. Mel Gibson Crazy Smile Yellow Teeth GDay USA Los Angeles Black Tie Gala
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    Actually, this is exactly what I always thought Eddie Munster would look like grown up!

  25. Thora Birch Sweaty Pale Skin DuJour Magazine Celebration Of The Great Performances Issue
    dennis
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    She and Jenna Fischer look like they are the same age. However, Jenna Fischer is pushing 40 and had two kids.

  26. John Travolta Wig Creepy Small Goatee GDay USA Los Angeles Black Tie Gala
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    Bela Truvosi.

  27. Julia Pereira Olga Kent Butt Bikini
    ElPollodiablo
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    Each one is getting tanned from the self-infatuation radiating from the other.

  28. Coco Cleavage Huge Butt Tight Mom Jeans
    Pastor of Muppets
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    I need to find out who that guy is…I swear I know him.

  29. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
    dixonblonde
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    Unless she picking up tickets to “E.T.” and a ColecoVision, there’s absolutely no reason for that outfit.

  30. Morgan Smith Goodwin Wendys Chick Art Of Elysiums 7th Annual Heaven Gala Photocall
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    I thought Debra Messing got implants???

  31. Steven Tyler Linda Perry Grabbing Dick Art Of Elysiums 7th Annual Heaven Gala
    Doc Oc
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    Just one touch and the hand’s already breaking out.

  32. Coco Cleavage Huge Butt Tight Mom Jeans
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    Those jeans have UTI written all over them.

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