The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.13.14

January 13th, 2014 // 448 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed and holy shit this one’s packed (THAT’S WHAT SHE SA– OW! GODAMNI–OW, alright Fish, ok, I won’t say it ever again.) so I’m going to step right out of its way and just point you at John Travolta in the pic that needs to joke, Katherine Heigl in a casting decision that deserves an Oscar, Mel Gibson‘s rage smile and Ireland Baldwin at the front and back of this thing.

Yes, I squeezed a Final Five in here too, because you insatiable perverts are my moon and stars,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Katherine Heigl Crazy Face The Nut Job Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    10 seconds earlier: “Siri, look up ‘nut job’ on Urban Dictionary”

  2. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    It all looks pretty good…until you uncover that people hole down there. I call it that because that’s where people come from

  3. Steven Tyler Linda Perry Grabbing Dick Art Of Elysiums 7th Annual Heaven Gala
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    Dude feels like a lady…

    • Rasputin's Evil Twin

      “Dude feels up a lady?”

      Dude feels up like a lady?”

      Fuck it, I’ll be at the bar, drinking this one away.

  4. Kris Jenner Masquerade Ball Mask Tina Knowles Birthday Party
    JohnnyP!
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    Can’t help but notice no one gave her any ‘Show us your tits!’ Mardi-Gras necklaces.

  5. Katherine Jenkins Cleavage Crossed Eyes Brasserie Blanc Performance
    Max
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    Meh. I never thought those RealDolls looked very real.

  6. Golden Globes Water Leak On Red Carpet
    Commented on this photo:

    Was it really a sewage leak? Or did a Kardashian have a meltdown?

  7. Nicollette Sheridan No Makeup Cameltoe Yoga Pants Walking Dog
    JohnnyP!
    Commented on this photo:

    Beautiful ‘Seeing-Eye’ service dog…

  8. Thora Birch Sweaty Pale Skin DuJour Magazine Celebration Of The Great Performances Issue
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    Thora Birch…Thora Birch…Thora Birch…wait, yeah I remember her!

    Looks I can get back to forgetting her.

  9. Tyrese Gibson Bedouin Clothes LAX After 35th Birthday Party In Dubai
    Mohawk Disco
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    Tyrese loved to be anally violated. He just never had the curage to admit it. But the TSA gave him an idea and he came up with a plan…

  10. Nicollette Sheridan No Makeup Cameltoe Yoga Pants Walking Dog
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    Looks like her day was just a parade of bad decisions.

  11. Tyrese Gibson Bedouin Clothes LAX After 35th Birthday Party In Dubai
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    I guess he felt that as a black man, he just wasn’t getting hassled enough at the airport.

  12. Holly Madison Cleavage Panda! Theatrical World Premiere Vegas
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    Now that the old dude is tired of fucking her, what does she do that anyone cares about taking her picture?

  13. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
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    Hmmm…granny pussy…

  14. Sarah Silverman Picking Crotch Wedgie Short Shorts Knee High Boots 3rd Annual Sean Penn & Friends HELP HAITI HOME Gala
    Mohawk Disco
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    Yep, it’s bigger than Justin Bieber’s.

  15. Sarah Palin Messy Hair Red And White Striped Heels Winter TCA Tour
    JohnnyP
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    FACT: When she gets her ‘outdoor spray-on tans’ in Alaska, the snow surrounding her looks like a pile of moose shit.

  16. Emily Blunt Pregnant Belly Butt Yoga Pants
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    hah, way to get knocked up you skank.

  17. Sarah Silverman Picking Crotch Wedgie Short Shorts Knee High Boots 3rd Annual Sean Penn & Friends HELP HAITI HOME Gala
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    “hmm, now if I put the money in the Haitian relief fund, the Haitians will still be poor and living in squalor, but, if I put the money in my VAGINA . . . “

  18. Justin Bieber Creepy Moustache Small Boy Instagram
    ultra
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    trust me man, it will never get bigger than this – you’ve got my genes.

  19. Morgan Smith Goodwin Wendys Chick Art Of Elysiums 7th Annual Heaven Gala Photocall
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    She’s definitely missing something. Either a pretzel bun burger, or some tits.

  20. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Short Hair 3rd Annual Sean Penn & Friends HELP HAITI HOME Gala
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    It’s a good thing her face looks like that, in case the smell of the STD’s isn’t warning enough.

  21. Golden Globes Water Leak On Red Carpet
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    That’s just the red napkin Paz de la Huerta wiped her face with.

  22. Mike Tyson Grabbing Young Boy the Las Vegas Metro Police Department Athletic League Kids Boxing Program
    Bob
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    One kid gets a lesson in head movement in boxing, the other kid gets a lesson in the importance of underarm deodorant.

  23. Gwen Stefani Huge Pregnant Belly
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    Is she covering up a kangaroo pouch?

  24. Gwen Stefani Huge Pregnant Belly
    Commented on this photo:

    Why does her pregnant belly look like she’s keeping a laptop in it?

  25. Julia Pereira Olga Kent Butt Bikini
    Mohawk Disco
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    I’d choose the one who looks like a fun loving, unpretentious and down-to-earth girl. To clarify, I meant the one in the back.

  26. Sarah Palin Messy Hair Red And White Striped Heels Winter TCA Tour
    meh
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    Funny thing is that she looking more and more like that pornstar that played her.

  27. Morgan Smith Goodwin Wendys Chick Art Of Elysiums 7th Annual Heaven Gala Photocall
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    She’s a pretty boy.

  28. Katherine Heigl Crazy Face The Nut Job Premiere
    meh
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    She needs to work on that fake smile. It’s like Sheldon on TBBT trying to fake a smile.

  29. Kris Jenner Masquerade Ball Mask Tina Knowles Birthday Party
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    Ka Kawww! Ka Kawww!

  30. Hoda Kotb Crazy Laugh Beautiful The Carole King Musical Broadway
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    She is at the WRONG opening night

  31. Coco Cleavage Huge Butt Tight Mom Jeans
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    When you find that one in a million person who intentionally puts on toughskins jeans, a tuque and Buddy Holly glasses when they dress themselves in the morning, of course you hire them as your fashion consultant.

  32. Steven Tyler Linda Perry Grabbing Dick Art Of Elysiums 7th Annual Heaven Gala
    meh
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    So which one is Linda?

  33. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Short Hair 3rd Annual Sean Penn & Friends HELP HAITI HOME Gala
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    I don’t think hepatitis is the help Haiti needs.

  34. John Travolta Wig Creepy Small Goatee GDay USA Los Angeles Black Tie Gala
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    I’ve made a lot of “wax figure” jokes here on The Superficial over the years, but this photo is just beyond that.

  35. Mel Gibson Crazy Smile Yellow Teeth GDay USA Los Angeles Black Tie Gala
    meh
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    I think he just called the entire internet “Sugartits” and gave us that look.

  36. Coco Cleavage Huge Butt Tight Mom Jeans
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    I’m not surprised she needs help putting on her clothes. I just pity the poor bastard when it’s time to wipe that funhouse mirror ass.

  37. Coco Cleavage Huge Butt Tight Mom Jeans
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    Sorry Darb Noslo, proof there is no god is staring us in the face.

  38. Sarah Palin Messy Hair Red And White Striped Heels Winter TCA Tour
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    Thanks for the advanced still shot from the new Dumb and Dumber movie.

  39. John Travolta Wig Creepy Small Goatee GDay USA Los Angeles Black Tie Gala
    JimBB
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    Every year, Brett Spiner gets more and more pissed at this guy.

  40. Katherine Heigl Crazy Face The Nut Job Premiere
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    Didn’t she help Lando fly the Falcon for a while?

  41. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
    Porn Potential
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    Hell, Sandy Anus is a great Porn Name!
    Especially for a thoughtless little piggy.
    Somebody call Vivid for me…

    • mr anthrope

      I did call Vivid. Got your mother a cameo! Watch for the scene with the old woman backing into an occupied glory hole

  42. Nicollette Sheridan No Makeup Cameltoe Yoga Pants Walking Dog
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    I think Waterworld put forth a better fashion statement.

  43. Steven Tyler Linda Perry Grabbing Dick Art Of Elysiums 7th Annual Heaven Gala
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    Lesbians.

  44. Mike Tyson Grabbing Young Boy the Las Vegas Metro Police Department Athletic League Kids Boxing Program
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    He’s finally going to eat the children.

  45. Olga Kent Butt Bikini
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    Is that sunscreen or fix-a-flat?

  46. Mel Gibson Crazy Smile Yellow Teeth GDay USA Los Angeles Black Tie Gala
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    Smoke much?

  47. Sarah Palin Messy Hair Red And White Striped Heels Winter TCA Tour
    JimBB
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    Looks like her hardline anti-gay rhetoric has really made her really popular with the makeup people, hairdressers, and fashion consultants.

  48. Katherine Heigl Crazy Face The Nut Job Premiere
    JimBB
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    This is who Taylor Swift will be in 15 years.

  49. Hoda Kotb Crazy Laugh Beautiful The Carole King Musical Broadway
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    Yikes! Its been a while since I clicked on one of those delayed reaction pics.

  50. John Travolta Wig Creepy Small Goatee GDay USA Los Angeles Black Tie Gala
    Eyes Closed Forever
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    You know you’ve had one too many plastic surgeries,
    when they sew your eyes shut. Ooops, sorry John…

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