The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.13.14

January 13th, 2014 // 448 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed and holy shit this one’s packed (THAT’S WHAT SHE SA– OW! GODAMNI–OW, alright Fish, ok, I won’t say it ever again.) so I’m going to step right out of its way and just point you at John Travolta in the pic that needs to joke, Katherine Heigl in a casting decision that deserves an Oscar, Mel Gibson‘s rage smile and Ireland Baldwin at the front and back of this thing.

Yes, I squeezed a Final Five in here too, because you insatiable perverts are my moon and stars,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Rose McGowan Nipples No Bra Art Of Elysiums 7th Annual Heaven Gala
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    Nice cans

  2. Will Forte Sideye Bruce Dern Film Independent Spirit Awards Nominee Brunch
    PassingTrue
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    If only Huey, Dewey and Louie were here.

  3. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
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    Her arrow is off by about six inches.

  4. Katherine Heigl Crazy Face The Nut Job Premiere
    ben dover
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    she peeked when she was 16 in my father the hero, she now looks like a crazy woman

    • Jake

      I’m looking to bang her and get out, not take her to a social function with my boss. So full on crazy is not a deal breaker.

  5. Mike Tyson Grabbing Young Boy the Las Vegas Metro Police Department Athletic League Kids Boxing Program
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    I guess the kid’s ear looks tasty.

  6. Simon Rex Shirtless Pullups
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    I thought Seacrest was the spotter…did he faint?

  7. Morgan Smith Goodwin Wendys Chick Art Of Elysiums 7th Annual Heaven Gala Photocall
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    Titless McNotits

  8. Justin Bieber Creepy Moustache Small Boy Instagram
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    Sad truth…all men exaggerate.

  9. Claire Sinclair Cleavage Painted Gold Child Panda! Theatrical World Premiere Vegas
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    I’d make a “Golden Child” joke, but I never saw that movie and neither did anyone else.

  10. Katherine Heigl Crazy Face The Nut Job Premiere
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    Isn’t the word ‘Buster’ missing?

  11. Morgan Smith Goodwin Wendys Chick Art Of Elysiums 7th Annual Heaven Gala Photocall
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    Hey babe, does that neck go aaaaaall the way down? *wink*

  12. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Sweaty Chateau Marmont
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    She looks like she’s playing Captain Kirk in an alcohol-laden, all-girl version of Star Trek.

  13. Steven Tyler Linda Perry Grabbing Dick Art Of Elysiums 7th Annual Heaven Gala
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    What’s going on with these two non-blondes?

  14. John Travolta Wig Creepy Small Goatee GDay USA Los Angeles Black Tie Gala
    Mohawk Disco
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    - The surgery was a complete success, Mr. Travolta. You now look like Dracula.
    - I told you. Lord Xenu. LORD XENU!!

  15. Claire Sinclair Cleavage Painted Gold Child Panda! Theatrical World Premiere Vegas
    cmonreally
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    So, they went through all the trouble to paint the kids face, got the hands and said, “Nah… he’s good enough for who and what it’s for”?

  16. Olga Kent Butt Bikini
    o'chunt
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    Whipped cream? For me? Don’t mind if I do.

  17. Rose McGowan Nipples No Bra Art Of Elysiums 7th Annual Heaven Gala
    son of Flubber
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    Sorry haters…I’d still hit it.

  18. Coco Cleavage Huge Butt Tight Mom Jeans
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    That is a shitload of denim.

  19. Mel Gibson Crazy Smile Yellow Teeth GDay USA Los Angeles Black Tie Gala
    Son of Flubber
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    Why is he looking more and more like Satan? Oh, now I remember…blow job before the jacuzzi…somehow is evil, yet, so appealing.

  20. Coco Cleavage Huge Butt Tight Mom Jeans
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    “You’re gay, right Mr. Chen?”
    “Yes, miss. Very gay. Soooo gay. Hold on, this’ll take a few more minutes to fix.”

  21. Katherine Heigl Crazy Face The Nut Job Premiere
    Mohawk Disco
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    She finally reached Taylor Swift levels of crazy. Because that’s who I thought she was first.

  22. Emily Blunt Pregnant Belly Butt Yoga Pants
    Son of Flubber
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    I like BIG GUTS, and I can’t deny…the other brothers…oh wait.

  23. Rose McGowan Nipples No Bra Art Of Elysiums 7th Annual Heaven Gala
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    It took a few moments to get to her face, which has been relegated to the back of the bus for a few years now, but this time its not too bad…but then again, I just saw a pic of Steven Tyler prior to this.

  24. Katherine Heigl Crazy Face The Nut Job Premiere
    Visible Ink
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    The Nut Job. So it’s an autobiography?

  25. Golden Globes Water Leak On Red Carpet
    son of Flubber
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    Emily Blunt’s water broke.

  26. Justin Bieber Creepy Moustache Small Boy Instagram
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    Too easy…

  27. Coco Cleavage Huge Butt Tight Mom Jeans
    Sum Yung Gai
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    It’s like tuning guitar strings.

  28. Coco Cleavage Huge Butt Tight Mom Jeans
    son of Flubber
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    See…there’s hope for Kim Kardashian wearing jeans.

  29. Mel Gibson Crazy Smile Yellow Teeth GDay USA Los Angeles Black Tie Gala
    Mohawk Disco
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    Yep, crazy!

  30. Mel Gibson Crazy Smile Yellow Teeth GDay USA Los Angeles Black Tie Gala
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    If that isn’t the face on the recruiting poster for the American Neo-Nazi movement, I don’t know what is.

  31. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
    brick
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    Spit? Swallow? Spit? Swallow? Spit? Swallow? ……………

  32. Steven Tyler Linda Perry Grabbing Dick Art Of Elysiums 7th Annual Heaven Gala
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    Twinsies!!

  33. Mel Gibson Crazy Smile Yellow Teeth GDay USA Los Angeles Black Tie Gala
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    Sorry Mel, we don’t need a Joker that’s more vile than Heath’s.

  34. Coco Cleavage Huge Butt Tight Mom Jeans
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    popular pic on Bossip.

  35. Kris Jenner Masquerade Ball Mask Tina Knowles Birthday Party
    cmonreally
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    “Oh yes, Beyonce is just such a close family friend that we’ve come to celebrate her mother’s birthday with her! Did you know that my daughter and Beyonce are, like, totally BFFs? That kind of makes me and Tina Knowles BFFs, too, and by extension that kind of makes me BFFs with Beyonce! Did I tell you about the one time Kim, Beyonce and I were all out at a concert, and this young man thought that we were all sisters? It was so funny!”

  36. Golden Globes Water Leak On Red Carpet
    Mohawk Disco
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    I say Fish has the winning comment for this picture. Moving on.

  37. Evander Holyfield Celebrity Big Brother Eviction
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    Newsflash! Boxing may contribute to bouts of mental deterioration and homophobia.

  38. John Travolta Wig Creepy Small Goatee GDay USA Los Angeles Black Tie Gala
    JohnnyP
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    “BAT BOY FOUND IN CAVE!!!”***

    *** Now with ‘hair’!

  39. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
    Mohawk Disco
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    Tara Reid looks good.

  40. Rose McGowan Nipples No Bra Art Of Elysiums 7th Annual Heaven Gala
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    Are you sure this is Rose? I just aw her newest indie film and she looked nothing like this….are you sure this not Lorde?

  41. Thora Birch Sweaty Pale Skin DuJour Magazine Celebration Of The Great Performances Issue
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    Yeah, where the hell has she been? The boobs from American Beauty. Where have those been?

  42. Mike Tyson Grabbing Young Boy the Las Vegas Metro Police Department Athletic League Kids Boxing Program
    Mohawk Disco
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    - Now, here is a good trick. Uppercut, uppercut, then you bite his ear off…
    - Somebody get him off that kid! Call 911!…Call 911!

    • joe

      Actually, it was a lot more like you take an uppercut (oof), you take another uppercut (oof) you bite his ear to get the fight stopped before you get beat up (again).

  43. Katherine Heigl Crazy Face The Nut Job Premiere
    JohnnyP
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    Animated films have done really well at the box office in the past 10+ years, gaining new respect for the medium.
    Watch Heigl completely kill this one, just by having her name attached.

  44. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
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    How do we know this is really Ireland Baldwin? It could be any rude thoughtless little pig with a sandy anus.

  45. Will Forte Sideye Bruce Dern Film Independent Spirit Awards Nominee Brunch
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    Bruce Dern was/is a bad mother fucker

  46. Emily Blunt Pregnant Belly Butt Yoga Pants
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    Interesting Andy Capp ass going on there.

  47. Sarah Palin Messy Hair Red And White Striped Heels Winter TCA Tour
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    She looks not bad, I’d do her except for the whole “vagina is so wrecked it’s dropping retards” thing.

    What? that’s the comment that’s ‘too far’ for you perverts?

  48. Golden Globes Water Leak On Red Carpet
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    Who invited Depardieu to this thing?

  49. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Sweaty Chateau Marmont
    JohnnyP
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    It’s like seeing a 60′s or 70′s ad for the pleasures of smoking.

  50. Gwen Stefani Huge Pregnant Belly
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    Yep, Gwen – looks like your time is up.

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