The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.13.14

January 13th, 2014 // 448 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed and holy shit this one’s packed (THAT’S WHAT SHE SA– OW! GODAMNI–OW, alright Fish, ok, I won’t say it ever again.) so I’m going to step right out of its way and just point you at John Travolta in the pic that needs to joke, Katherine Heigl in a casting decision that deserves an Oscar, Mel Gibson‘s rage smile and Ireland Baldwin at the front and back of this thing.

Yes, I squeezed a Final Five in here too, because you insatiable perverts are my moon and stars,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Rose McGowan Nipples No Bra Art Of Elysiums 7th Annual Heaven Gala
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    lorde?

  2. John Travolta Wig Creepy Small Goatee GDay USA Los Angeles Black Tie Gala
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    Damn you with these typos, Photo Boy. “G’Day?” You stuck a ‘D in there.

  3. John Travolta Wig Creepy Small Goatee GDay USA Los Angeles Black Tie Gala
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    Very funny Toussad… We can totally tell which one is the rea…
    Wait, is that a masseuse he’s staring at?!?! Got him!

  4. Katherine Heigl Crazy Face The Nut Job Premiere
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    Just imagine plowing that from behind and all of a sudden she turns around with that laugh…
    You’re welcome.

  5. Sarah Palin Messy Hair Red And White Striped Heels Winter TCA Tour
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    Evil pig cunt.

  6. Morgan Smith Goodwin Wendys Chick Art Of Elysiums 7th Annual Heaven Gala Photocall
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    Is it wrong that I often fantasize of having her blow me with a mouth full of pretzel bun?

  7. Steven Tyler Linda Perry Grabbing Dick Art Of Elysiums 7th Annual Heaven Gala
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    The female/male hormone ratio here is about even….

  8. Justin Bieber Creepy Moustache Small Boy Instagram
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    Yeah, yeah, Biebs. We already guessed.

  9. Mel Gibson Crazy Smile Yellow Teeth GDay USA Los Angeles Black Tie Gala
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    We have this picture up at all our local synagogues in case he comes in saying he needs extras for his next movie…

  10. John Travolta Wig Creepy Small Goatee GDay USA Los Angeles Black Tie Gala
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    They do haircuts at the Lego store?

  11. Morgan Smith Goodwin Wendys Chick Art Of Elysiums 7th Annual Heaven Gala Photocall
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    I can see the Hoff stalking her…

  12. Mike Tyson Grabbing Young Boy the Las Vegas Metro Police Department Athletic League Kids Boxing Program
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    The man’s still got it.
    Granted, he just elbowed a small boy and gave him a concussion but yeah…

  13. John Travolta Wig Creepy Small Goatee GDay USA Los Angeles Black Tie Gala
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    Just like how a mustache can tickle while kissing, his beard can tickle the ball sack of the screaming masseuse he hired for the hour.

  14. Justin Bieber Creepy Moustache Small Boy Instagram
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Just let me put the tip in. C’mon, the rest of it is like this.”

  15. Mel Gibson Crazy Smile Yellow Teeth GDay USA Los Angeles Black Tie Gala
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    When wolverines go bad.

  16. John Travolta Wig Creepy Small Goatee GDay USA Los Angeles Black Tie Gala
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    Beam me up Scottie!

  17. Tyrese Gibson Bedouin Clothes LAX After 35th Birthday Party In Dubai
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    You’re not fooling anyone Dave Chappelle Now, get back on TV!!!

  18. Sarah Palin Messy Hair Red And White Striped Heels Winter TCA Tour
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    TCA – Total Cunt Awards

  19. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
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    what a sandy, thoughtless pig.

  20. Katherine Heigl Crazy Face The Nut Job Premiere
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    The irony of that sign is not lost on me.

  21. Katherine Heigl Crazy Face The Nut Job Premiere
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    Big teeth, mouth that can widen to take up half her face, chubby cheeks… bitch is basically a squirrel herself.

  22. Claire Sinclair Cleavage Painted Gold Child Panda! Theatrical World Premiere Vegas
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    Pay attention North West. This is your future.

  23. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
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    Even the greatest implants money can buy won’t last forever.

  24. John Travolta Wig Creepy Small Goatee GDay USA Los Angeles Black Tie Gala
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    “Dis how chicken look”.

    does that joke possibly work here?

  25. Steven Tyler Linda Perry Grabbing Dick Art Of Elysiums 7th Annual Heaven Gala
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    So Johnny Depp found his long lost twin?

  26. Thora Birch Sweaty Pale Skin DuJour Magazine Celebration Of The Great Performances Issue
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    ‘Member “Ghost World”?
    That was back when this chick was legitimately hotter than ScarJo.
    13 years can be brutal if you don’t do shit…

  27. Evander Holyfield Celebrity Big Brother Eviction
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    Man, that’s hella gay!

  28. Simon Rex Shirtless Pullups
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    “Ernest goes to the Beach”.

  29. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
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    It’s always helpful when a woman marks her erogenous zone for us.

  30. Steven Tyler Linda Perry Grabbing Dick Art Of Elysiums 7th Annual Heaven Gala
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    Zaloog would.

  31. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
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    Clearly the photographer was not a cocksucking faggot.

  32. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
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    Well, she’s certainly not a petite girl.

  33. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Short Hair 3rd Annual Sean Penn & Friends HELP HAITI HOME Gala
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    Married again…..IDIOT

  34. Justin Bieber Creepy Moustache Small Boy Instagram
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    can’t wait to see these comments.

  35. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Sweaty Chateau Marmont
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    Deadpool 2014.

  36. John Travolta Wig Creepy Small Goatee GDay USA Los Angeles Black Tie Gala
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    Really John, really? Couldn’t you just go with the Staying Alive style with a headband to look more realistic?

  37. Steven Tyler Linda Perry Grabbing Dick Art Of Elysiums 7th Annual Heaven Gala
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    Somewhere in there is a joke about a Disco Pirate and a Raccoon, but I can’t make it work.

  38. Golden Globes Water Leak On Red Carpet
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    or Victoria Silvstedt vomited up a day’s worth of “work”.

  39. Rose McGowan Nipples No Bra Art Of Elysiums 7th Annual Heaven Gala
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    Rose McGowan? Thank god! When I saw the thumbnail, I thought Emma Stone went full Paz de la Huerta.

  40. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
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    Hey shes got a tat of the harpoon she was shot with

  41. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Sweaty Chateau Marmont
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    How come nobody complained about her being naked in Boardwalk Empire?

  42. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
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    i would not pay to screw that thing.

  43. Sarah Palin Messy Hair Red And White Striped Heels Winter TCA Tour
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    I’d do her…provided she’s never heard of a donkey punch.

  44. Golden Globes Water Leak On Red Carpet
    ThisWillHurt
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    These are Taylor Swift’s tears from when someone more likable photobombed her.

  45. Kris Jenner Masquerade Ball Mask Tina Knowles Birthday Party
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    Masquerade party? Good idea. I like anything that covers up a Kardashian’s face

  46. Sarah Palin Messy Hair Red And White Striped Heels Winter TCA Tour
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    Nice to see the Martin Bashir fan club chimed in.

  47. Sarah Palin Messy Hair Red And White Striped Heels Winter TCA Tour
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    She looks whacked out. Most likely on some good pills.

  48. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
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    Quagmire wanted you to know. That’s where the fifth hole is.

  49. Olga Kent Butt Bikini
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    Kim K. did the same thing, but needed a fifty gallon drum

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