The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.10.14

February 10th, 2014 // 484 Comments

Welcome to Monday’sThe Crap We Missed which I feel awkward even posting because it doesn’t have anything to do with old man molesters. Unless you count the entire target audience for the first and last pic of this gallery, Martin Scorsese just twisting the knife in Jonah Hill‘s side, this badass little kid (already on track to be an old man molester in the future), and Gene Simmons riding a mechanical bull, because yeah. Ok, in retrospect this thing is full of rapey shit, so I guess it fits right into today’s the–

NOOO, OH GOD NO, NOT Bill Murray! Cosby, you sick bastard!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Selena Gomez Abs Belly Midriff Sunglasses
    buzz
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    This has morning after walk of shame written all over it. She’s even wearing the dude’s shirt home and sweats look like they are inside out.

    Hell, is that dried semen on the her cuff of her sleeve? Must’ve been a rough night but pimpin’ ain’t easy.

  2. Miley Cyrus Butt Bodysuit Instagram
    buzz
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    What’s her demographic audience? Who actually goes to one of her concerts because I can’t think of anyone?

    Too old for the pedos, too nasty for the Hannah Montana preteens, too lame for the college kids, and no real nudity for the pervs.

    The LGBT community?

  3. Neil Patrick Harris Kissing Transvestite Hasty Pudding Man of the Year
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    Harris is sooooo lewd.

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    Finds out black or white, they taste the same.

  5. Kate Gosselin
    seat filler
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    America History X?

  6. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Torn Shirt Cameltoe Tight Jeans
    Jack Ketch
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    The cheek implants look gross. And so do the lips. MOO.

  7. George Clooney
    Freebie
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    Age is creeping up on him.

  8. Jay Leno Hugging Wife Mavis Classic Car Museum
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    “Don’t cry Mavis…the doctor said it’s denim poisoning, but I can still live a full and rewarding life”

  9. Mariah Carey Cleavage Singing Laying Across Piano BET Honors 2014
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    Can we expect Samuel L Jackson to be asked about the time he played the piano for Mariah Carey?

  10. Nicola McLean Child Touching Cleavage The Lego Movie Premiere
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    “SOMETHING IS HAPPENING TO MY SPECIAL PURPOSE!”

  11. Fred Durst Full Beard Limp Bizkit Performance Liverpool
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    I’ve long enjoyed both his music and his Epic Mealtime videos.

  12. Adrienne Bailon Side Boob Charlotte Ronson Fall Presentation Fashion Week
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    Is that a boob, or an elbow?

  13. Demi Lovato Fat Legs Tight Torn Jeans
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    I’ve never seen anyone get so fat their tights hand knee blowouts before.

  14. Ricky Martin Dirty Torn Short Pants Video Music Shoot
    byron821
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    Duzz thees outfit make me look gay??

  15. Selena Gomez Abs Belly Midriff Sunglasses
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    “Where the hell did I park my car…”

  16. Demi Moore Butt Yoga Pants Talking To Young Guy
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    Since when did Demi go blonde and cut her hair?
    You mean that’s a guy? Oops.
    Never mind.

  17. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Mickey Sticker On Forehead Instagram
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    ♪ ♫ M-i-c…See you real soon…k-e-y…Why? Because we like you…O-U-S-O-B! ♪ ♫

  18. Jade Bryce Butt Thong See Through Dress Sixth Annual Fighters Only World Mixed Martial Arts Awards
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    Google-Imaged her. She’s hotter than French Fry grease!

  19. Victoria Justice Cleavage Bra See Through Blouse DKNY Fashion Show
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    Victoria Justice is fucking stunning! As the Sicilians say, “I’ve been struck by the Thunderbolt!”

  20. Aretha Franklin Crazy Makeup BET Honors 2014 Pre Dinner
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    Holy shit! When did Steve Harvey put on a wig and shave off his mustache?

  21. Kate Gosselin
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    Kate, why are you such a cunt? Were you born that way? That being said, I’d still like to see you naked.

  22. Fred Durst Full Beard Limp Bizkit Performance Liverpool
    Shemp
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    He looks like that badly repaired “Ecce Homo” painting in Spain a couple of years ago…

    http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Zp8E_CoTqtI/0.jpg

  23. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Torn Shirt Cameltoe Tight Jeans
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    I’d like to fuck those tits.

  24. Ireland Baldwin Butt Nipples Bodysuit Instagram
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    I saw a brief interview with her a few nights ago and she seems to be really nice. And she’s MUCH prettier on video than she is in photos.

  25. Channing Tatum Fedora With Feather Matthew McConaughey Bust Facebook
    Your Huckleberry
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    He spent two hours talking to that bust before he realized it wasn’t a mute albino.

  26. Fred Durst Full Beard Limp Bizkit Performance Liverpool
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    Not pictured: the completely empty venue.

  27. Neil Patrick Harris Kissing Transvestite Hasty Pudding Man of the Year
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    Janice Dickinson on the improve.

  28. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Torn Shirt Cameltoe Tight Jeans
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    The staff of wranglers sigh in unison as they prepare to tug-of-war Kim’s jeans out of her cameltoe, yet again.

  29. Bradley Cooper David O Russell Christian Bale Goofy Face American Hustle Photo Call 64th Berlinale International Film Festival
    mnsuperbee
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    I like you Christian, but we are fucking done man. We are fucking done professionally. Walking around, shooting these press photos like ‘la dee fuckin dah’. I’m sorry, man, we’re done.

    Said everyone on American Hustle.

  30. Ireland Baldwin Butt Nipples Bodysuit Instagram
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    I see her ending up in tranny-p0rn.

  31. Bradley Cooper David O Russell Christian Bale Goofy Face American Hustle Photo Call 64th Berlinale International Film Festival
    Free_Speech
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    I thought Chevy Chase in the middle was taller… oh well.

  32. Lea Seydoux Nipples See Through Dress The Beatuy And The Beast Premiere
    Free_Speech
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    She looks like the kid Roman Polanski sodomized.

  33. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    Her face looks weird here. I could still tell it was her, but it looks ‘off’ in a way I can’t put my finger on.

  34. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Torn Shirt Cameltoe Tight Jeans
    Free_Speech
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    What is going on with her crotch?

  35. Nick Carter Trying To Kiss Resisting Lauren Kitt Coed Bachelor And Bachelorette Party Ghostbar
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    “Do you really think that by sticking your finger up my ass I will suddenly want to kiss you?”

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