The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.10.14

February 10th, 2014 // 484 Comments

Welcome to Monday’sThe Crap We Missed which I feel awkward even posting because it doesn’t have anything to do with old man molesters. Unless you count the entire target audience for the first and last pic of this gallery, Martin Scorsese just twisting the knife in Jonah Hill‘s side, this badass little kid (already on track to be an old man molester in the future), and Gene Simmons riding a mechanical bull, because yeah. Ok, in retrospect this thing is full of rapey shit, so I guess it fits right into today’s the–

NOOO, OH GOD NO, NOT Bill Murray! Cosby, you sick bastard!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Aretha Franklin Crazy Makeup BET Honors 2014 Pre Dinner
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    She could use the world’s first chin labiaplasty.

  2. Kate Gosselin
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    “Hm! My kids did some damn fine handiwork making these boots. They’d better have that shipping container full by the end of the week though.”

  3. Ireland Baldwin Butt Nipples Bodysuit Instagram
    Fancy Face
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    For a second there I thought it was Crystal Hefner

  4. Mariah Carey Cleavage Singing Laying Across Piano BET Honors 2014
    Fancy Face
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    False. That is not a real piano. A real piano cannot support 1.5 tons of silicone.

  5. Adrienne Bailon Side Boob Charlotte Ronson Fall Presentation Fashion Week
    Fancy Face
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    The plastic surgeons don’t even try with the boob implants anymore do they.

  6. Uma Thurman Sneering Pointing At Christian Slater Nymphomaniac 64th Berlinale International Film Festival
    MRF
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    Digitally penetrated is what now? Really?

  7. Leonardo DiCaprio Huggin Martin Scorsese In Front Of Jealous Jonah Hill 18th Annual Art Directors Guild Excellence In Production Design Awards Show
    MRF
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    Now I get who’s into cuckold porn.

  8. January Jones Pastel Pink Jacket Sunglasses Bitchface
    Jentilly
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    Brrr I just got a chill!

  9. Victoria Justice Cleavage Bra See Through Blouse DKNY Fashion Show
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    “…diddy gave me these cute little pills…”

  10. Gwyneth Paltrow Butt Yoga Pants
    Jentilly
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    She’s got the ass of a 10 yr old

  11. Victoria Justice Cleavage Bra See Through Blouse DKNY Fashion Show
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    With a name like that, I honestly expect to see a few beat up henchman in the background. I feel kinda ripped off.

  12. Leonardo DiCaprio Huggin Martin Scorsese In Front Of Jealous Jonah Hill 18th Annual Art Directors Guild Excellence In Production Design Awards Show
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    “If you EVER cast him in another movie with me….”

  13. Mariah Carey Cleavage Singing Laying Across Piano BET Honors 2014
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    Makes me think of an old Kids in the Hall sketch:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uh3xz76l-0

  14. Ireland Baldwin Butt Nipples Bodysuit Instagram
    anonym
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    legs are nice.

    face is meh

  15. Jay Leno Hugging Wife Mavis Classic Car Museum
    anonym
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    so it’s true he has 30 identical denim shirts and jeans.

  16. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    anonym
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    totally photoshopped. even her face is narrowed.

    white background makes it that much easier to chop

  17. Julie Bowen Kiddie Ride Disneyland
    Senor Trout
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    The cameras caught the exact moment that Julie Bowen realized Meredith Baxter-Birney was in a relationship with a cross-dresser, not a woman.

  18. Ireland Baldwin Butt Nipples Bodysuit Instagram
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    She’s already boring at 18 = washed up by 30.

    Wait for it.

  19. Jay Leno Hugging Wife Mavis Classic Car Museum
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    “You want what’s in my pocket?? I bet you doooo..!”

  20. Channing Tatum Fedora With Feather Matthew McConaughey Bust Facebook
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    He has no idea who that is.

  21. Lea Seydoux Nipples See Through Dress The Beatuy And The Beast Premiere
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    Yes, yes I would.

  22. Jay Leno Hugging Wife Mavis Classic Car Museum
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    “Don’t worry, Mavis, I’m sure I’ll hear from Fox any day now.”

  23. Neil Patrick Harris Kissing Transvestite Hasty Pudding Man of the Year
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    There is absolutely NO gay innuendo here at all. Move along.

  24. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Torn Shirt Cameltoe Tight Jeans
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    Moose knuckle!

  25. January Jones Pastel Pink Jacket Sunglasses Bitchface
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    Fashion mis-step.

  26. Adrienne Bailon Side Boob Charlotte Ronson Fall Presentation Fashion Week
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    It must be some sort of optical illusion, and it is so fucking with my head.

  27. Ricky Martin Dirty Torn Short Pants Video Music Shoot
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    Ricky and January must be shopping at the same downtown Beverly Hills Goodwill store.

  28. Demi Lovato Fat Legs Tight Torn Jeans
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    She tried on the ole’ school uniform. It got stuck, so she just said “fuckit, it’ll look cool”..

  29. Uma Thurman Sneering Pointing At Christian Slater Nymphomaniac 64th Berlinale International Film Festival
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    Jonah must be near.

  30. Miley Cyrus Butt Bodysuit Instagram
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    That ass is just sad. sad.

  31. Demi Moore Butt Yoga Pants Talking To Young Guy
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    gayer than a 3 dollar bill.

  32. Leonardo DiCaprio Huggin Martin Scorsese In Front Of Jealous Jonah Hill 18th Annual Art Directors Guild Excellence In Production Design Awards Show
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    “That’s it, now rub his back, yes, yes …”

  33. Mariah Carey Cleavage Singing Laying Across Piano BET Honors 2014
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    As if moving a piano-mover’s job wasn’t hard enough.

    • MarketingMike

      She has that “I got high and nailed Terry…” look.
      That puts her 2 degrees of separation from
      every stripper, starlet, and reality whore in LA.
      Antibiotics aren’t going to cut it, bring Napalm.

  34. Fred Durst Full Beard Limp Bizkit Performance Liverpool
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    Still as obnoxious as ever.

  35. January Jones Pastel Pink Jacket Sunglasses Bitchface
    oldfool
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    The new “Ice Princess Barbie.”

  36. Fred Durst Full Beard Limp Bizkit Performance Liverpool
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    “Did it all for the wookie..”

  37. Julie Bowen Kiddie Ride Disneyland
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    Who?

  38. Bill Murray Sleeping On Bench In Berlin Train Station
    KtothaJ
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    Lost in TrainStation

  39. Uma Thurman Sneering Pointing At Christian Slater Nymphomaniac 64th Berlinale International Film Festival
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    “Is … uh … is Joanna Krupa here by any chance?”

  40. Demi Lovato Fat Legs Tight Torn Jeans
    buzz
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    Anal with this one must be awesome if Fez is taking it off the market.

  41. suz
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    One we don’t realize initially is: she’s actually eating a plantain.

  42. Ireland Baldwin Butt Nipples Bodysuit Instagram
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    God damn. She’s fucking hot! Looking forward to seeing a lot more of her.

  43. Channing Tatum Fedora With Feather Matthew McConaughey Bust Facebook
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    They both have the same I.Q.

  44. Uma Thurman Sneering Pointing At Christian Slater Nymphomaniac 64th Berlinale International Film Festival
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    Swallow that thing. Don’t walk around with it in your mouth all day.

  45. Bradley Cooper David O Russell Christian Bale Goofy Face American Hustle Photo Call 64th Berlinale International Film Festival
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    Batman has his lighter side.

  46. Ireland Baldwin Butt Nipples Bodysuit Instagram
    yenjvoy
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    She must be trying a new theme on her Instagram photos. This is the first one not directly aimed up her asshole.

  47. Mariah Carey Cleavage Singing Laying Across Piano BET Honors 2014
    TheCynic
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    She’s giving Courtney Stodden a run for clown tits of the day.

  48. Mariah Carey Cleavage Singing Laying Across Piano BET Honors 2014
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    I’d still fuck the shit out of Mariah. Any day.

  49. Leonardo DiCaprio Huggin Martin Scorsese In Front Of Jealous Jonah Hill 18th Annual Art Directors Guild Excellence In Production Design Awards Show
    Swearin
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    “Hey, let’s insert this up Jonah’s ass later, just for kicks.”

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