The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.10.14

February 10th, 2014 // 484 Comments

Welcome to Monday’sThe Crap We Missed which I feel awkward even posting because it doesn’t have anything to do with old man molesters. Unless you count the entire target audience for the first and last pic of this gallery, Martin Scorsese just twisting the knife in Jonah Hill‘s side, this badass little kid (already on track to be an old man molester in the future), and Gene Simmons riding a mechanical bull, because yeah. Ok, in retrospect this thing is full of rapey shit, so I guess it fits right into today’s the–

NOOO, OH GOD NO, NOT Bill Murray! Cosby, you sick bastard!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Channing Tatum Fedora With Feather Matthew McConaughey Bust Facebook
    cmonreally
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    Kristen Stewart looks really excited to talk to Channing.

  2. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Mickey Sticker On Forehead Instagram
    Slappy Magoo
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    M-I-C…

    C U Next Tuesday!

  3. Ricky Martin Dirty Torn Short Pants Video Music Shoot
    Voice of Reisling
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    Finally, someone is making Gay Newsies.

  4. Aretha Franklin Crazy Makeup BET Honors 2014 Pre Dinner
    Slappy Magoo
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    I thought Kenan said he was done playing Whoopi?

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    Every father on the sideline is getting the stink eye from their wife.

  6. Aretha Franklin Crazy Makeup BET Honors 2014 Pre Dinner
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    R-E-S-P-E-C-T-R-A-N-N-Y

  7. Jay Leno Hugging Wife Mavis Classic Car Museum
    cmonreally
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    There is something odd about her face, I just can’t quite describe it (of course, it could be because it’s shoved into Jay’s chest, but still)

  8. Kate Gosselin
    Slappy Magoo
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    Those boots pay for themselves when you realize she has to walk everywhere now.

  9. Nicola McLean Child Touching Cleavage The Lego Movie Premiere
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    Okay, so I Googled her and SCHWING!!!!!

  10. Bradley Cooper David O Russell Christian Bale Goofy Face American Hustle Photo Call 64th Berlinale International Film Festival
    cmonreally
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    Miley may have done it first, but Christian does it better.

  11. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Torn Shirt Cameltoe Tight Jeans
    Slappy Magoo
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    The cameraman behind her is recording a reminder as to why she’s famous again.

  12. Ireland Baldwin Butt Nipples Bodysuit Instagram
    Slappy Magoo
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    I guess she’s so used to people kissing her ass she’s trying to imagine what it’s like.

  13. January Jones Pastel Pink Jacket Sunglasses Bitchface
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    “…no confessions, no religion, don’t believe In Modern Love..”

  14. Ireland Baldwin Butt Nipples Bodysuit Instagram
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    i forgot what i was gonna say

  15. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Torn Shirt Cameltoe Tight Jeans
    Ralph
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    MOOOO.

  16. Uma Thurman Sneering Pointing At Christian Slater Nymphomaniac 64th Berlinale International Film Festival
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    i know the “shocker” hand signal, but this one I’m unfamiliar with…..

  17. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Torn Shirt Cameltoe Tight Jeans
    Ralph
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    LIPS! look at those lips…quack, quack.

  18. Neil Patrick Harris Kissing Transvestite Hasty Pudding Man of the Year
    cmonreally
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    Mimi from the Drew Carey show sure has lost a lot of weight.

  19. Jay Leno Hugging Wife Mavis Classic Car Museum
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    “Now, now, my penis hating feminist wife, we’ll just have to console ourselves with the $486 million I’ve saved.”

  20. Mariah Carey Cleavage Singing Laying Across Piano BET Honors 2014
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    Strong piano.

  21. George Clooney
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    Even Clooney farts in the car.

  22. Nick Carter Trying To Kiss Resisting Lauren Kitt Coed Bachelor And Bachelorette Party Ghostbar
    cmonreally
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    Judging by “Oh dear God, please don’t kiss me” look on her face, I forsee a wonderful, loving, and long lasting union.

  23. Mariah Carey Cleavage Singing Laying Across Piano BET Honors 2014
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    stop abusing that piano, you lactating old cow! You’re not 21 anymore!

  24. Ricky Martin Dirty Torn Short Pants Video Music Shoot
    payton manschwing
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    Must’ve been a weak showing for him…only eight flaming nutshots to the trousers?

  25. George Clooney
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    “Yeah, I saw that picture of Shamu Carey on the piano. Scary shit!”

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    I just looked over at my wife and she was eating a banana by breaking off bite sized pieces. Sigh.

  27. Gene Simmons Riding Mechanical Bull Promoting Arena Football Team The Los Angeles KISS
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    Saddest part was the bull was off the whole time.

  28. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    are these sponsored by Adobe™?

  29. January Jones Pastel Pink Jacket Sunglasses Bitchface
    Little Tongue
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    She finally got rid of the little fucker! Good for her!

  30. Selena Gomez Abs Belly Midriff Sunglasses
    cmonreally
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    Some people would say she’s dressed like a slob, but I bet that outfit costs more than I make in a year.

    • malaka

      a slob with a publicist, two dozen nutritionists and physical trainers,
      a legion of stalkers and an army of bodyguards to keep them more than 10 feet away at all times.

  31. Gene Simmons Riding Mechanical Bull Promoting Arena Football Team The Los Angeles KISS
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    I really want to see the photo where the bull gores him to death. I love Happy endings!

  32. Dsembr
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    Ma’am, I’m not saying you can’t eat a banana at a youth soccer game, but you can’t just sit there and suck on it for 20 minutes. You actually have to take a bite.

  33. Demi Moore Butt Yoga Pants Talking To Young Guy
    cmonreally
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    She’s nice. If a dude that looked like that came up and talked to me, I’d mace him in his rat-looking face and book it out of there.

  34. gary coleman's ghost
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    Heidi Klum, sending out signals for a new boyfriend.

  35. Gwyneth Paltrow Butt Yoga Pants
    kafak
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    Her ass is as boring as her personality.

  36. Channing Tatum Fedora With Feather Matthew McConaughey Bust Facebook
    tom
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    Yeah like if he could read or think.

  37. Demi Lovato Fat Legs Tight Torn Jeans
    Little Tongue
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    Didn’t she go to rehab for an eating disorder? She shouldn’t have.

  38. Uma Thurman Sneering Pointing At Christian Slater Nymphomaniac 64th Berlinale International Film Festival
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Someone asked if she was a Blood or a Crip… it just went downhill from there.

  39. Miley Cyrus Butt Bodysuit Instagram
    jibrone pony
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    The garden gnome wanted to twerk that dude but forgot his step-stool

  40. Demi Lovato Fat Legs Tight Torn Jeans
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    When she said ‘Does this make me look fat?”.
    Not 1 of her people said a word.

  41. Julie Bowen Kiddie Ride Disneyland
    Bubba
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    Andy Samberg- “Dammit, she’s spotted me!”

  42. Uma Thurman Sneering Pointing At Christian Slater Nymphomaniac 64th Berlinale International Film Festival
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    Slater : “So I had cabbage and beans for lunch, know what that means?”

    Thurman: *Makes the face

  43. Miley Cyrus Butt Bodysuit Instagram
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    I thought the Saw franchise had jumped the shark when they went 3D, but the Spandex Melvin bisection trap is really pushing the envelope.

  44. Mariah Carey Cleavage Singing Laying Across Piano BET Honors 2014
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    I wonder what’s going to break first, the piano, or the tape keeping her in that dress?

  45. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    You have to wonder why the photo has so much glare

  46. January Jones Pastel Pink Jacket Sunglasses Bitchface
    malaka
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    behold! the champion of 15th trimester abortions!

  47. Nick Carter Trying To Kiss Resisting Lauren Kitt Coed Bachelor And Bachelorette Party Ghostbar
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    Yeah I wouldn’t want a kiss from Nick Carter either.

  48. Fred Durst Full Beard Limp Bizkit Performance Liverpool
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    Wait… wait… wait… I thought Fred Durst was dead.

  49. Fred Durst Full Beard Limp Bizkit Performance Liverpool
    malaka
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    do you think he is he gonna do his ruh ruh voice??
    i bet you guys he’s gonna do his ruh ruh voice.

  50. Miley Cyrus Butt Bodysuit Instagram
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    That’s Midget Abuse!

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