The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.10.14

February 10th, 2014 // 484 Comments

Welcome to Monday’sThe Crap We Missed which I feel awkward even posting because it doesn’t have anything to do with old man molesters. Unless you count the entire target audience for the first and last pic of this gallery, Martin Scorsese just twisting the knife in Jonah Hill‘s side, this badass little kid (already on track to be an old man molester in the future), and Gene Simmons riding a mechanical bull, because yeah. Ok, in retrospect this thing is full of rapey shit, so I guess it fits right into today’s the–

NOOO, OH GOD NO, NOT Bill Murray! Cosby, you sick bastard!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Miley Cyrus Butt Bodysuit Instagram
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    I believe the little person might be dressed up like a big joint.

  2. Mariah Carey Cleavage Singing Laying Across Piano BET Honors 2014
    malaka
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    i never knew steinway made titanium pianos.

    • penis

      remember how the space shuttle used to hitch a ride on a 747 and then it would get towed by a chevy truck or some shit?

  3. Ireland Baldwin Butt Nipples Bodysuit Instagram
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    Yes definitely her best feature, that and her flexibility.

  4. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Torn Shirt Cameltoe Tight Jeans
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    that thing looks like it sucks air like the water in a bathtub when its close to going down the drain. It’s self sustaining.

  5. Nicola McLean Child Touching Cleavage The Lego Movie Premiere
    coljack
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    “MOTHERLODE!!!!!”

  6. Leonardo DiCaprio Huggin Martin Scorsese In Front Of Jealous Jonah Hill 18th Annual Art Directors Guild Excellence In Production Design Awards Show
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Hooray! Me too, right Marty? Marty? I get a hug and kiss too, right Marty? Right? Marty? Leo? Anyone?”
    “Who’s this fat fuck anyway?”

  7. George Clooney
    malaka
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    activiAAAAAH!!

  8. Kate Gosselin
    JimBB
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    Quietly hoping that no one notices that Joel has been missing for months.

  9. Demi Moore Butt Yoga Pants Talking To Young Guy
    Joe Blow
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    If you or a loved one developed gynecomastia and a compulsion to wear pink pants after taking Risperdal, you should contact our law firm immediately. You may be entitled to compensation by filing a lawsuit and we can help.

  10. Gene Simmons Riding Mechanical Bull Promoting Arena Football Team The Los Angeles KISS
    animal
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    All that’s missing is a banana.

  11. Mariah Carey Cleavage Singing Laying Across Piano BET Honors 2014
    Dox
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    If the next photo was her faceplanting after losing her balance… My bucket list would almost be complete.

  12. Uma Thurman Sneering Pointing At Christian Slater Nymphomaniac 64th Berlinale International Film Festival
    Slappy Magoo
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    Ms. Thurman what was it like working with Shia La…oh, never mind.

  13. Dox
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    Her only talent, showcased for all to see.

  14. Bill Murray Sleeping On Bench In Berlin Train Station
    malaka
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    so much cooler than all the soul suckers at the chateau mormont.

  15. Jay Leno Hugging Wife Mavis Classic Car Museum
    Frank Burns
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    “Yes, honey, I know its humiliating. But you’ll just have to get used to me carrying a bigger purse than you.”

  16. Aretha Franklin Crazy Makeup BET Honors 2014 Pre Dinner
    Joe Blow
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    Holy shit. Couldn’t you put a warning page up between the last photo and this one?

  17. Leonardo DiCaprio Huggin Martin Scorsese In Front Of Jealous Jonah Hill 18th Annual Art Directors Guild Excellence In Production Design Awards Show
    Dox
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    These three just need to move in together, and get over it.

    • anonymous

      Still not as bad as that MMF relationship of Jennifer Lawrence, Bradley Cooper and David O. Russell.

  18. Hopalong
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    Sometimes there is no comment needed.

  19. Mariah Carey Cleavage Singing Laying Across Piano BET Honors 2014
    Slappy Magoo
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    From the looks of it, I guess she’s working with the Fabulous Bakery Boys?

  20. Mariah Carey Cleavage Singing Laying Across Piano BET Honors 2014
    Robb7
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    When you have no talent, you just let the boobs do it!

  21. Slappy Magoo
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    A banana big enough to get the Heidi Klum “Seal” of Approval!

  22. Adrienne Bailon Side Boob Charlotte Ronson Fall Presentation Fashion Week
    ddd
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    Adrienne’s Balloon at …

  23. Neil Patrick Harris Kissing Transvestite Hasty Pudding Man of the Year
    Tiggles
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    “I was hoping for a pudding pop!”

  24. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Torn Shirt Cameltoe Tight Jeans
    Joe Blow
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    Hmm… the phrase “wallowed out” is all I get from looking at that gunt.

  25. Miley Cyrus Butt Bodysuit Instagram
    Dox
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    She keeps wearing the Melvin outfits, and she’s going to wind up with a yeast infection. Just sayin….

  26. Jay Leno Hugging Wife Mavis Classic Car Museum
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    Sure you can lay your head on my chest, I just shaved it.

  27. Bill Murray Sleeping On Bench In Berlin Train Station
    Slappy Magoo
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    Why is he so sleepy, was the in-train entertainment the Monuments Men?

  28. Adrienne Bailon Side Boob Charlotte Ronson Fall Presentation Fashion Week
    Robb7
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    It’s just mystifying!!

  29. Bill Murray Sleeping On Bench In Berlin Train Station
    hemmorhoid rage
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    Being mildly amusing and never funny is exhausting.

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    Well that’s one way to distract the other team.

  31. January Jones Pastel Pink Jacket Sunglasses Bitchface
    Slappy Magoo
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    She looks like she could be in a Duran Duran cover band if Duran Duran cover band members hated their kids, too.

  32. Demi Lovato Fat Legs Tight Torn Jeans
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    Was she too fat for the school girl skirt so instead she just draped it on her gut?

  33. Bill Murray Sleeping On Bench In Berlin Train Station
    Voice of Reisling
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    This is the Bill Murrayest thing anyone could do.

  34. January Jones Pastel Pink Jacket Sunglasses Bitchface
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    Bruce Jenner…post surgery. Success!

  35. Demi Lovato Fat Legs Tight Torn Jeans
    Hopalong
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    “Demo Lovato for $400 Alex”
    “It’s a video clue” said Trebek.
    “What is Doggie Style?”
    “That’s $400 to you” said Trebek.

  36. Miley Cyrus Butt Bodysuit Instagram
    Robb7
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    That ass is just so bad. What the hell will she look like at fucking 30??!!

  37. Fred Durst Full Beard Limp Bizkit Performance Liverpool
    Slappy Magoo
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    To write that Fred Durst s performing with Kimp Bizkit implies anything Fred Durst does could be considered a “performance,” and I’ve yet to see proof of that.

  38. Selena Gomez Abs Belly Midriff Sunglasses
    JC
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    Someone’s been attending the “Exuding Warmth, January Jones-Style” classes at the Learning Annex.

  39. Bill Murray Sleeping On Bench In Berlin Train Station
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    I sure hope the girl in the foreground is using the front facing camera to take a pic

  40. Leonardo DiCaprio Huggin Martin Scorsese In Front Of Jealous Jonah Hill 18th Annual Art Directors Guild Excellence In Production Design Awards Show
    slow drip
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    “If you let that fat fuck move to the caboose position one more time, consider this the kiss of death.”

  41. Uma Thurman Sneering Pointing At Christian Slater Nymphomaniac 64th Berlinale International Film Festival
    ultra
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    never self-sanchez.

  42. Ricky Martin Dirty Torn Short Pants Video Music Shoot
    Slappy Magoo
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    Why are his knees so filthy? Does he not understand how fame works?

  43. Miley Cyrus Butt Bodysuit Instagram
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    She has the ass of Spencer Rice from Kenny Vs Spenny.

  44. Demi Lovato Fat Legs Tight Torn Jeans
    Slappy Magoo
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    “Some day somebody’s gonna make you wanna turn around and say goodbye…”

  45. Channing Tatum Fedora With Feather Matthew McConaughey Bust Facebook
    kafak
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    So that’s where he gets his acting skills from…

  46. Kate Gosselin
    JC
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    She’s practicing her curb-stomping for any kids who say they like dad better.

  47. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Torn Shirt Cameltoe Tight Jeans
    Robb7
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    Moo UGH!

  48. January Jones Pastel Pink Jacket Sunglasses Bitchface
    Voice of Reisling
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    It’s the Good Humorless Man!

  49. Fred Durst Full Beard Limp Bizkit Performance Liverpool
    Uncle Ferry
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    The pain from a ruptured spleen can strike when you least expect it

  50. Nicola McLean Child Touching Cleavage The Lego Movie Premiere
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    Wow, who the fuck is this? Why is this the first time I’ve heard of this chick? I’m asking for a friend….my boner.

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