The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.10.14

February 10th, 2014 // 484 Comments

Welcome to Monday’sThe Crap We Missed which I feel awkward even posting because it doesn’t have anything to do with old man molesters. Unless you count the entire target audience for the first and last pic of this gallery, Martin Scorsese just twisting the knife in Jonah Hill‘s side, this badass little kid (already on track to be an old man molester in the future), and Gene Simmons riding a mechanical bull, because yeah. Ok, in retrospect this thing is full of rapey shit, so I guess it fits right into today’s the–

NOOO, OH GOD NO, NOT Bill Murray! Cosby, you sick bastard!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Ireland Baldwin Butt Nipples Bodysuit Instagram
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    It’s about time we got back to making 1980s work out videos. My hand is still sore from that decade.

    • MarketingMike

      You all had to know deep inside, it was just a matter of time
      before those Kim Basinger “genes” kicked in…

      The good news is, she’s probably already dumped “surf dude”

  2. Ireland Baldwin Butt Nipples Bodysuit Instagram
    RubberBandMan
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    Hate all you want, but she looks good.

  3. Toni Braxton Bra See Through Shirt Tight Jeans Zipper Bursting
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    unzip my pants, say you’ll love me again

  4. Gene Simmons Riding Mechanical Bull Promoting Arena Football Team The Los Angeles KISS
    ThisWillHurt
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    Wow! How many roofies do you need to take down a bull?

  5. Channing Tatum Fedora With Feather Matthew McConaughey Bust Facebook
    Commented on this photo:

    “Why you aint got no arms?”

  6. Nicola McLean Child Touching Cleavage The Lego Movie Premiere
    Echo5
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    pretty much what my reaction would be too, kid

  7. Lea Seydoux Nipples See Through Dress The Beatuy And The Beast Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    I have no idea how to pronounce your last name, but it doesn’t matter because nipple.

  8. Channing Tatum Fedora With Feather Matthew McConaughey Bust Facebook
    Joe Blow
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    “This is all Greek to me.”

  9. malaka
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    apparently, its just like riding a bike.
    (or penis)

  10. Uma Thurman Sneering Pointing At Christian Slater Nymphomaniac 64th Berlinale International Film Festival
    Joe Blow
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    “I may be a nympho, but I ain’t sleeping with this loser.”

  11. Fred Durst Full Beard Limp Bizkit Performance Liverpool
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    “It’s all about the NASCAR! What! The NASCAR! What!”

  12. Aretha Franklin Crazy Makeup BET Honors 2014 Pre Dinner
    Anthony
    Commented on this photo:

    See, I knew Michael Clarke Duncan was still alive.

  13. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Mickey Sticker On Forehead Instagram
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m a big fan of the way you very clearly married an about-to-die billionaire solely for his fortune. Can I get a picture with you?”

  14. Demi Lovato Fat Legs Tight Torn Jeans
    Echo5
    Commented on this photo:

    I like some thickness but a woman that size can dent a car hood. Fool me once, chubby…

  15. Demi Lovato Fat Legs Tight Torn Jeans
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    “HULK SING!”

  16. Lea Seydoux Nipples See Through Dress The Beatuy And The Beast Premiere
    malaka
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    thank you for bringing this nipple to my attention.

  17. Ireland Baldwin Butt Nipples Bodysuit Instagram
    ben dover
    Commented on this photo:

    desperate for attention but won’t take her clothes off

  18. George Clooney
    Joe Blow
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    “You took my parking spot, motherfucker! Don’t you know who I am?”

    “Yeah… you’re the guy walking further to get to the front door than I am.”

  19. Jay Leno Hugging Wife Mavis Classic Car Museum
    Hugh G. Rection
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    I’d cry too if Jay was going to be around 24/7 from now on.

  20. Miley Cyrus Butt Bodysuit Instagram
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    Have some dignity Dinklage!

  21. Ireland Baldwin Butt Nipples Bodysuit Instagram
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    She’s Aubrey O’Day with real breasts!

  22. Channing Tatum Fedora With Feather Matthew McConaughey Bust Facebook
    Commented on this photo:

    C’mon Commissioner Gordon, hurry up and call, so I can activate the hidden switch & slide down to ride the Tatum-mobile!

  23. Hugh G. Rection
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    Hmmmm. I can’t think of any smart ass remarks about this picture.

  24. Channing Tatum Fedora With Feather Matthew McConaughey Bust Facebook
    malaka
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    of all the dimly lit casting couch offices in the world, he had to walk into mine…

  25. Channing Tatum Fedora With Feather Matthew McConaughey Bust Facebook
    Commented on this photo:

    He loves Matthew McConaughy so much he has his bust on his desk?

  26. Ireland Baldwin Butt Nipples Bodysuit Instagram
    Deacon Jones
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    so fucking hot

  27. Aretha Franklin Crazy Makeup BET Honors 2014 Pre Dinner
    Echo5
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    Hey! Ain’t that the ‘what’s in yo wallet’ one?

  28. Neil Patrick Harris Kissing Transvestite Hasty Pudding Man of the Year
    Joe Blow
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    I wonder what kind of “pudding” is in that thing.

  29. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Torn Shirt Cameltoe Tight Jeans
    Echo5
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    The camel canyon is strong on that one

  30. Ricky Martin Dirty Torn Short Pants Video Music Shoot
    Commented on this photo:

    In retaliation for years of suppression, ridicule, and exclusion by the catholic church, the gays retaliate by making really sexy pants out of the Shroud of Turin.

  31. Nick Carter Trying To Kiss Resisting Lauren Kitt Coed Bachelor And Bachelorette Party Ghostbar
    Joe Blow
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    “Nick, you’ve been eating garlic and dog feces again, haven’t you?”

  32. Aretha Franklin Crazy Makeup BET Honors 2014 Pre Dinner
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    OK Earvin Johnson III, we get it.

  33. Jay Leno Hugging Wife Mavis Classic Car Museum
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    Now that I’m retired honey, we can travel the world and visit ALL the car museums!

  34. Gene Simmons Riding Mechanical Bull Promoting Arena Football Team The Los Angeles KISS
    Commented on this photo:

    “We now have added the Kiss Army mechanical bull to our merchandise. When you want to rock n roll all night and party every day.”

    • whizwater ricochet

      Looks like the remaining members of the Kiss Army all made it for this photo-op!

      It’s a comedy send-up of his favorite foreplay scenario. The bull is Gene, and Gene is playing Paul.

    • I’d totally buy a Sybian Bull.

      Wait, that’s what you meant, right?

  35. Ireland Baldwin Butt Nipples Bodysuit Instagram
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    Agreed very hot

  36. Uma Thurman Sneering Pointing At Christian Slater Nymphomaniac 64th Berlinale International Film Festival
    JimBB
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    He must be filling her in on the last 20 years of his career.

  37. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll say it again…topless Cancun pics, so much better!

  38. Commented on this photo:

    Oh she knows!!!

  39. Yobub
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    Stacy’s mom has got it going on….

  40. Uma Thurman Sneering Pointing At Christian Slater Nymphomaniac 64th Berlinale International Film Festival
    malaka
    Commented on this photo:

    this nigga right here, nigga?!?!
    this nigga right here?!?!
    man, this some ol’ bullshit!!..
    you know what?? fuck that shit.
    that dude threw robin hood prince of thieves under the bus.

    (its ok! i have a black friend!)

  41. Bill Murray Sleeping On Bench In Berlin Train Station
    JimBB
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    Wonder how many times the police woke him up and told him to move along.

  42. Lea Seydoux Nipples See Through Dress The Beatuy And The Beast Premiere
    Deacon Jones
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    Google image her, nice tits

  43. January Jones Pastel Pink Jacket Sunglasses Bitchface
    JimBB
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    Amazing how she was able to throw her kid in front of that car and not get a drop of blood on her.

  44. Jay Leno Hugging Wife Mavis Classic Car Museum
    coljack
    Commented on this photo:

    “Honey, it’s starting to rain. Why don’t you come stand under my chin?”

  45. Demi Lovato Fat Legs Tight Torn Jeans
    Commented on this photo:

    “Since you’ve been soberrrr!”

    ah wait, different pig. Fuck it

  46. Kate Gosselin
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    Not seen, her children she is teaching the goose step to…

  47. Bradley Cooper David O Russell Christian Bale Goofy Face American Hustle Photo Call 64th Berlinale International Film Festival
    malaka
    Commented on this photo:

    attica man!!! attica man!!!

  48. Bill Murray Sleeping On Bench In Berlin Train Station
    Frank Burns
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    That next “Ghostbusters” movie might be more autobiographical than Bill anticipates.

  49. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Torn Shirt Cameltoe Tight Jeans
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    the cow goes moo moo

  50. Demi Moore Butt Yoga Pants Talking To Young Guy
    JimBB
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    Excuse me miss, but I just wanted to tell you that my grandfather is a HUGE fan.

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