The Crap We Missed – Hurricane Sandy Punching Us In The Dick Edition

October 29th, 2012 // 712 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which miraculously came together before Sandy hurled a tree into my router. (Read: God wanted these titties on the Internet.) So before we all get plunged into days of darkness with the possibility of our mobile devices losing battery power, resulting in time spent verbally conversing with each other (What is this, Russia?), enjoy this collection that’s mostly slutty Halloween costumes. Starting with Gerard Butler who’s basically just roll-calling it now through Real Housewives, followed by Chris Brown the ever-subtle gentleman suitor, Baldy Spice, and finally, invisible Justin Bieber on his knees.

See you tomorrow or sometime mid-November from a Starbucks in the midwest,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Grace Jones Stripper Pole
    Little Tongue
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    Showing your crotch, when you’re over 60 years old, should be considered a felony. Seriously.

  2. Mischa Barton No Make Up
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    Lemme guess… Larr- ahh, I can’t do it. Larry Bird ain’t never done me wrong.

  3. Victoria Beckham Russell Brand LA Galaxy Game
    Inner Retard
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    Get away from me creep! I have a baby and I’m not afraid to use it!

  4. Jennifer Love Hewitt Huge Butt
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    Shoot, I thought it said she was shooting a porno of The Client List.

  5. Jeremy Renner Derpface LACMA Art And Film Gala
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    The Bourne Disappointment.

  6. Reese Witherspoon Post Baby Body Tight Dress
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    Is that a pocket or some kind of ripcord?

  7. Paris Hilton Cleavage Midriff Legs Miniskirt Halloween Costume
    cc
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    She’s dressed as the ‘Sugar Cum Fairy’

  8. Chris Brown Checking Out Chicks In Rear View Mirror Playboy Mansion Halloween Party
    cc
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    Sailor Moon looks like she might be bangable…the one in black is a bit Karadashianesque.

  9. Amber Valletta Nipples See Through Dress LACMA Art And Film Gala
    Inner Retard
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    The next Bond villain?

  10. Jennifer Love Hewitt Huge Butt
    Miss Moppet
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    That girl is hot. I don’t care what you say. I’d kill to have legs that fantastic.

  11. Mayra Verónica Butt Spandex Suit PlayStation Epic Halloween Bash
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    I see a turtle head pokin’ out

  12. Cameron Diaz
    cc
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    She needs a costume that covers everything but her ass.

  13. Arnold Schwarzenegger Picking Nose Neck Tattoo
    cc
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    That’s what you want to see when you sit down at a cafe for a relaxing cup of coffee.

  14. Olga Kurylenko Bikini
    Miss Moppet
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    Joseph Gordon Levitt is ROCKING that bikini.

  15. Bar Refaeli Cleavage See Through Dress GQ Man Of The Year Awards
    cc
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    If the guy behind her is a nominee, I feel a lot better about being overlooked.

  16. Usher Power 99 FM Powerhouse 30th Anniversary Concert
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, Kim, like that, yes, yes, YES!

  17. David Beckham Crotch Grab
    Damon
    Commented on this photo:

    IM NOT GOING TO BE FIRST PERSON TO STOP VISITING THESUPERFICIAL IF THEY DONT STOP THAT STUPID DIET COKE AD FROM BLOCKING ME FROM VIEWING THESE PAGES.

  18. Paris Hilton Cleavage Midriff Legs Miniskirt Halloween Costume
    Porkpie
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    She may have every STD known to humankind and then some, but I’d still screw her after swabbing out her chasm with Lysol and dipping my steel condom in bleach.

    • Ernie Rutherford

      Better swab it out with denatured alcohol or kerosene, then hold a UV light up to her snatch to see if you got all of them.

  19. Jonah Hill
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    He briefly considered evacuating from New York, but realized it would take more than Hurricane Sandy to lift him off his feet.

  20. Arnold Schwarzenegger Picking Nose Neck Tattoo
    Porkpie
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    Arnie digs deep to find his character’s motivation.

  21. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Side Boob Legs Slit Dress LACMA 2012 Art And Film Gala
    cc
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    I’d risk a slap in the face to ‘accidentally’ get a little ‘bar boob’.

  22. Bar Refaeli Cleavage See Through Dress GQ Man Of The Year Awards
    Porkpie
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    I’d keep that tied up in my basement for at least six months.

  23. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Side Boob Legs Slit Dress LACMA 2012 Art And Film Gala
    Porkpie
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    Look at that succulent breast just floating there, defying gravity.

  24. Chris Brown Checking Out Chicks In Rear View Mirror Playboy Mansion Halloween Party
    toopier
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    If you look at this photo very, very closely,you might notice 2 dudes sitting in a car.

  25. Mischa Barton No Make Up
    cc
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    They finally let this person out of Belsen?

    (I know that’s really tasteless.)

  26. Jennifer Love Hewitt Huge Butt
    Porkpie
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    Jen-Love always makes me type with one hand…

  27. Paris Hilton Cleavage Midriff Legs Miniskirt Halloween Costume
    Amazed
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    DItto Porkpie, I’d hit that like a freight train…

  28. David Beckham Crotch Grab
    cc
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    No, REALLY, David you are no Jon Hamm.

  29. Gerard Butler Countess Luann De Lesseps Cleavage Halloween Costumes
    Porkpie
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    Gerard Butler and… Dennis Leary as Wonder Woman?

  30. Jon Voight Mitt Romney Nevada Campaign Headquarters
    Porkpie
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    “Please, Angie, let me molest you one more time for old-time’s sake!”

  31. Cameron Diaz
    toopier
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    Bananas, Lemons, Daisies, Bart Simpson, and France are all humbled by the yellowness of this yellow.

  32. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Side Boob Legs Slit Dress LACMA 2012 Art And Film Gala
    Amazed
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    Great side-boob…

  33. Jennifer Love Hewitt Huge Butt
    cc
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    No, sweety, they didn’t put that bridal store there to taunt you, it was always there.

  34. Katie Price Cleavage Midriff Leather Pants Drunk
    Porkpie
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    How soon can you eat dinner again after barfing it up?

  35. Coco Cleavage
    Porkpie
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    I pity the dress.

  36. Phoebe Price Cleavage Queen Of Hearts Costume
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    That’s a lot of tits attached to a damn unfortunate mug.

  37. Jeremy Renner Derpface LACMA Art And Film Gala
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like a young Liberace.

  38. Gerard Butler Countess Luann De Lesseps Cleavage Halloween Costumes
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s seen better days.

  39. David Beckham Crotch Grab
    Vlad
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    I got yer football right…hang on, where’d it go?

  40. Neil Patrick Harris Shirtless Crazy Eyes Halloween Costume
    Vlad
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    Dr. Horrible’s Right Nipple Sing A Long

  41. Jeremy Renner Derpface LACMA Art And Film Gala
    Vlad
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, there’s The Dick in The Dick Edition

  42. Reese Witherspoon Post Baby Body Tight Dress
    Vlad
    Commented on this photo:

    She installed a zipper for easy removal of babies in the future

  43. Olga Kurylenko Bikini
    Vlad
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    Quantum of Nipple

  44. Neil Patrick Harris Shirtless Crazy Eyes Halloween Costume
    tlmck
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    Just a typical Saturday night for Patrick.

  45. Paris Hilton Cleavage Midriff Legs Miniskirt Halloween Costume
    Tron
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    Say what you will haters…das hot!

  46. Patricia Arquette Drunk Cleavage LACMA Art And Film Gala
    bigalkie
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    Smashed on Valium

  47. Jeremy Renner Derpface LACMA Art And Film Gala
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    Sean Penn has another brother?

  48. Cameron Diaz
    Tron
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    Finally, time caught up with her. She’s officially off the hot list.

  49. Jon Voight Mitt Romney Nevada Campaign Headquarters
    Vlad
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    Now why is it the only time you call me is for another damn treasure hunt?

    No, I’m not doing it Nick, not this time…you and your bad hair piece are on your own.

    Oh, and can I interest you in voting for Mitt?

    Son of a bitch hung up on me!

  50. Fergie Cleavage Legs Minidress Josh Duhamel Old Hippie Halloween Costume
    bigalkie
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    Bruce Dern is banging Catfish Face

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