The Crap We Missed – Hurricane Sandy Punching Us In The Dick Edition

October 29th, 2012 // 712 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which miraculously came together before Sandy hurled a tree into my router. (Read: God wanted these titties on the Internet.) So before we all get plunged into days of darkness with the possibility of our mobile devices losing battery power, resulting in time spent verbally conversing with each other (What is this, Russia?), enjoy this collection that’s mostly slutty Halloween costumes. Starting with Gerard Butler who’s basically just roll-calling it now through Real Housewives, followed by Chris Brown the ever-subtle gentleman suitor, Baldy Spice, and finally, invisible Justin Bieber on his knees.

See you tomorrow or sometime mid-November from a Starbucks in the midwest,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Fergie Cleavage Legs Minidress Josh Duhamel Old Hippie Halloween Costume
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    In The Big Lebowski 2, The Dude fucks Bunny.

  2. Neil Patrick Harris Shirtless Crazy Eyes Halloween Costume
    Inner Retard
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    Next thing the paparazzi heard: It rubs the lotion on its skin!

  3. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Side Boob Legs Slit Dress LACMA 2012 Art And Film Gala
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    Wait, what the hell is going? Since when did she get boobs?

  4. Jeremy Renner Derpface LACMA Art And Film Gala
    dude
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    “Yes, you are correct, no one saw me in that Bourne movie”.

  5. Mischa Barton No Make Up
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    Is she trying to be Penny Marshall now?

  6. David Beckham Crotch Grab
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    That dude has to have a serious case of the crabs or he doesn’t understand the concept of wearing underwear that fits.

  7. Gerard Butler Countess Luann De Lesseps Cleavage Halloween Costumes
    Phoenix
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    Upside down tiara. Is that like wearing your wedding ring on the other hand or something?

  8. Jennifer Love Hewitt Huge Butt
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    That’s a nice fucking ass. So she’s got huge tits and a huge ass? How do I get one of those rings again?

  9. Jeremy Renner Derpface LACMA Art And Film Gala
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    Awkward looking dude. Looks totally bad ass on screen is a middle aged lesbian off screen.

  10. Reese Witherspoon Post Baby Body Tight Dress
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    Walking baby factory.

  11. Jennifer Love Hewitt Huge Butt
    Inner Retard
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    Listen, and understand. The Marrinator is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until it is married.

  12. Katie Price Cleavage Midriff Leather Pants Drunk
    Bionic_Crouton
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    She waited in line for several weeks, but Katie Price finally got herself the new iphone.

  13. Brittany Snow Cleavage Bumble Bee Minidress Costume
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    Nice January Jones costume. The bitchface is dead on.

  14. Lionel Richie Crotch Grab
    1NDUN
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    Hello
    You Are
    Truly
    Easy
    Endless Love
    Stuck on You
    All Night Long
    Lady

    Sorry if this posts a bunch of times.

  15. Gerard Butler Countess Luann De Lesseps Cleavage Halloween Costumes
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    Now we know that his coke dealer is a middle aged woman.

  16. Fergie Cleavage Legs Minidress Josh Duhamel Old Hippie Halloween Costume
    Ginny
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    Great costumes!

  17. Olga Kurylenko Bikini
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    She’s sexy as hell.

  18. Jon Voight Mitt Romney Nevada Campaign Headquarters
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    Why am I not surprised that this old asshole would be supporting Romney? Because old assholes are Romney’s base.

  19. Katie Price Cleavage Midriff Leather Pants Drunk
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    Nice Tara Reid costume!

  20. Heather McDonald Cleavage Wonder Woman Costume
    Phoenix
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    Another upside down tiara. Have these women ever seen a picture of Wonder Woman?

    • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

      Everything about this woman is long. Give her credit for niftily hiding her long forehead.

  21. Brittany Snow Cleavage Bumble Bee Minidress Costume
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    Bee.

    As in, cup.

  22. Paris Hilton Cleavage Midriff Legs Miniskirt Halloween Costume
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    While Hurricane Sandy batters the east coast, the west has their own problems with Herpescane Paris

  23. Chris Brown Checking Out Chicks In Rear View Mirror Playboy Mansion Halloween Party
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    It looks like at least one bird shares my opinion of Chris Brown.

  24. Usher Power 99 FM Powerhouse 30th Anniversary Concert
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    Is there any remaining doubt that he face raped Bieber?

  25. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Side Boob Legs Slit Dress LACMA 2012 Art And Film Gala
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    leave it to Hollywood to make high fashion out of sideboob and an ankle tracking bracelet.

  26. Arnold Schwarzenegger Picking Nose Neck Tattoo
    squishy
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    Does he store spare maids up there?!

  27. Bar Refaeli Cleavage See Through Dress GQ Man Of The Year Awards
    squishy
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    Had me fooled!

  28. Arnold Schwarzenegger Picking Nose Neck Tattoo
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    that is disgusting. just gah. This has to be being filmed for something??

  29. Gerard Butler Countess Luann De Lesseps Cleavage Halloween Costumes
    Inner Retard
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    Someone should tell King Leonidas the Persians are coming and Lena Headey is single again. Maybe that will remind him of the guy he was 5 years ago.

  30. Gerard Butler Countess Luann De Lesseps Cleavage Halloween Costumes
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    Amazing how many unattractive, horny guys roam this site and put down people who look far better than them. Today in America…. this is what has become of my country.

  31. Gerard Butler Countess Luann De Lesseps Cleavage Halloween Costumes
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    Luann girl you are WAY too old to be wearing that outfit. Didn’t you write a book on grace and class? Where is it now?

  32. Katie Price Cleavage Midriff Leather Pants Drunk
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    what a ridiculous whore.

  33. David Beckham Crotch Grab
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    At the point, the odds of me ever trying Herbalife is next to zero. This guys nuts are a itchy wasteland of burning flakes. Maybe it’s the Herbalife…maybe it’s the his immune system rejecting the oily yet unsmiling touch of Victoria, but would you take the chance?

  34. Mischa Barton No Make Up
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    Germans. Schadenfreude. Gotta be.

  35. Arnold Schwarzenegger Picking Nose Neck Tattoo
    Little Tongue
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    He deserves an award for his dedication. He’s so seriously into getting that thing out that he’s about to pull a tendon over it. Attachamp.

  36. Jessica White Halloween Lingerie Party
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    you are a beautiful woman but seriously have some self-respect.

  37. Amber Valletta Nipples See Through Dress LACMA Art And Film Gala
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    Its like she’s wearing Rosie’s dress backwards!!

  38. Jennifer Love Hewitt Huge Butt
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    Wearing bandage dresses every day didn’t fool anyone…so let’s try hair extensions!

  39. Neil Patrick Harris Shirtless Crazy Eyes Halloween Costume
    Little Tongue
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    Doogie Howser with a pierced nipple! Wow! Thanks for shattering some of my sweet and innocent childhood memories, fatherfucker!

  40. Victoria Beckham Russell Brand LA Galaxy Game
    squishy
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    “Mommy, why can’t I wear my pants with my ass hanging out too!?!”

  41. Mayra Verónica Butt Spandex Suit PlayStation Epic Halloween Bash
    Inner Retard
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    If this was Catwoman the only competition between Batman and Robin would be about who gets to announce they are both gay.

  42. Usher Power 99 FM Powerhouse 30th Anniversary Concert
    Raaaaaaa
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    does he have a semi-rod?!?!?

  43. Katie Price Cleavage Midriff Leather Pants Drunk
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    hideous.

  44. Paris Hilton Cleavage Midriff Legs Miniskirt Halloween Costume
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    Lemme guess… Larry Bird, right?

  45. Katie Price Cleavage Midriff Leather Pants Drunk
    Inner Retard
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    More proof plastic surgery is like big tattoos. The older you get the more ridiculous they look.

  46. Lionel Richie Crotch Grab
    Little Tongue
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    You’re sooooo sexxxay Lionel… Hmmmm…

  47. Cameron Diaz
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    Lemme guess… Larry Bird, right?

  48. Arnold Schwarzenegger Picking Nose Neck Tattoo
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    Lemme guess… Larry Bird, right?

  49. Bar Refaeli Cleavage See Through Dress GQ Man Of The Year Awards
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    They’re just giving those “Man of the Year” awards to anyone now, aren’t they?

  50. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Side Boob Legs Slit Dress LACMA 2012 Art And Film Gala
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    Lemme guess… Larry Bird, right?

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