Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which miraculously came together before Sandy hurled a tree into my router. (Read: God wanted these titties on the Internet.) So before we all get plunged into days of darkness with the possibility of our mobile devices losing battery power, resulting in time spent verbally conversing with each other (What is this, Russia?), enjoy this collection that’s mostly slutty Halloween costumes. Starting with Gerard Butler who’s basically just roll-calling it now through Real Housewives, followed by Chris Brown the ever-subtle gentleman suitor, Baldy Spice, and finally, invisible Justin Bieber on his knees.
See you tomorrow or sometime mid-November from a Starbucks in the midwest,
- Photo Boy
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At least you know she’ll float when Sandy hits.
So many hands.
Wonder… where the rest of her is.
She’s almost as gross as Jared Leto…
You wish, motherfucker. You so wish.
He might be ” friends” with Papa Joe Simpson.
Judging by what is going on down there, I was thinking more David Beckham.
I see she’s ready for the next season of So You Think You Can Whore.
“Bitch, ain’t nobody got time for that” – Little Girl in Pink Dress
Daniel Craig’s long lost lesbian sister
My aunt has got to stop drinking. Looking like an Arquette is the last straw.
Homely Kid.
GOD FUCK YOU JESUS DAM…..FERGIE IS HOT AND SEXY AS HELL
Hello, Is it penis your looking for?
Aging, weirdly.
Fergie actually looks good here. She should dress like this everyday.
I drove past a Starbucks in Hollywood a couple years ago and my wife said “Hey look, it’s Fergie.” I said “Where, behind that old lady?” In person she looks like she’s in her late 50′s and made of already used parchment paper. Meth is bad, kids.
Where does her jaw end and her neck begin ? That’s the wonder of wonderhag
Is she supposed to be Queen Frostine from Candy Land? Whatever she is, cute. I approve.
No, its princess lolly. Maybe.
Robin is questioning the Batman’s new costume choice.
Crappiest costume ever.
She’s a lazy fucktard.
Alright, Heather LongBoobs, I think you’re just darling and goofy as hell. Letting it slide.
That’s um, not a costume. Or is it?
WOULD LIKE THOSE STRETCH MARKS ON HER ASS ALL NIGHT LONG
Looks like a monster is eager to get out her backdoor
I know I’ve spent too much time here when I can recognize Mischa Barton without even looking at the caption.
When you no longer care what you do in public that’s when you become the geriatrinator.
Has she been around Tim Burton?
“What am I wearing?…. Depends.”
Last year Courtney Stodden was humping pumpkins, what is it about pumpkin patches that brings out the titties ?
If only this were someone famous
Well, she’s in “Revenge”. That’s a great show.
I just saw the face and it lookes alot like Posh Spice.
The saddest bumblebee you ever did see
Looks like they’re shooting a sequel to “Thinner,” called “Thicker.”
Guess Jason Bourne wears makeup better too.
Photo Boy, you misspelled “Romney”! Why do you hate Amercia?
This is the hand that got me the job in Transformers 3. To get T4 look under special skills on my resume printed on my side boob.
Even Neil Patrick Harris thinks that costume is too gay.
This isn’t Celine Dion ?
My thoughts exactly.
Watch the road you Schmuck and show some respect to the purdy lady in the passenger seat!!
Finally putting his right purty mouth to some use.
What the fuck is the world coming to? Paris Hilton actually looking attractive to me? Looks like absence makes my dick grow fonder.
So far I’ve come up with the Alias character, Hit-Girl, and Ramona Flowers, but I don’t think it’s any of them. Then I realized that wig is used much more than you’d expect.
Who’s That Guy?
She was fucking gorgeous when she was younger. This is depressing.
I swear, she’s morphing into a combination of Sting and Ellen Barkin. Think about it.
I agree.
David, we all know who really wears the pants home so you can stop pretending to be a tough guy. – Oh, thank you. Starts reading a Betty and Veronica comic book.
Is that a costume or a cry for help?
Digging for buried treasure.
Blunder, woman.
That’s a beautiful man.
Nothing any of us could will beat what Fish said.
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your whore!