The Crap We Missed – Hurricane Sandy Punching Us In The Dick Edition

October 29th, 2012 // 712 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which miraculously came together before Sandy hurled a tree into my router. (Read: God wanted these titties on the Internet.) So before we all get plunged into days of darkness with the possibility of our mobile devices losing battery power, resulting in time spent verbally conversing with each other (What is this, Russia?), enjoy this collection that’s mostly slutty Halloween costumes. Starting with Gerard Butler who’s basically just roll-calling it now through Real Housewives, followed by Chris Brown the ever-subtle gentleman suitor, Baldy Spice, and finally, invisible Justin Bieber on his knees.

See you tomorrow or sometime mid-November from a Starbucks in the midwest,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Coco Cleavage
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    At least you know she’ll float when Sandy hits.

  2. Will Ferrell Tom Hanks Matching Moustaches LACMA Art And Film Gala
    kimmykimkim
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    So many hands.

  3. Heather McDonald Cleavage Wonder Woman Costume
    Chunknorris
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    Wonder… where the rest of her is.

  4. Katie Price Cleavage Midriff Leather Pants Drunk
    bigalkie
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    She’s almost as gross as Jared Leto…

  5. Diddy Rick James Halloween Costume Playboy Masion Party
    kimmykimkim
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    You wish, motherfucker. You so wish.

  6. Lionel Richie Crotch Grab
    bigalkie
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    He might be ” friends” with Papa Joe Simpson.

  7. Paris Hilton Cleavage Midriff Legs Miniskirt Halloween Costume
    Inner Retard
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    I see she’s ready for the next season of So You Think You Can Whore.

  8. Melissa Molinaro Cleavage Logan Browning Mr Bones Pumpkin Patch
    dhadd
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    “Bitch, ain’t nobody got time for that” – Little Girl in Pink Dress

  9. Jeremy Renner Derpface LACMA Art And Film Gala
    BenDoverman
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    Daniel Craig’s long lost lesbian sister

  10. Patricia Arquette Drunk Cleavage LACMA Art And Film Gala
    kimmykimkim
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    My aunt has got to stop drinking. Looking like an Arquette is the last straw.

  11. Jonah Hill
    bigalkie
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    Homely Kid.

  12. Fergie Cleavage Legs Minidress Josh Duhamel Old Hippie Halloween Costume
    neo
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    GOD FUCK YOU JESUS DAM…..FERGIE IS HOT AND SEXY AS HELL

  13. Lionel Richie Crotch Grab
    CanadianCarl
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    Hello, Is it penis your looking for?

  14. Cameron Diaz
    Inner Retard
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    Aging, weirdly.

  15. Fergie Cleavage Legs Minidress Josh Duhamel Old Hippie Halloween Costume
    kimmykimkim
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    Fergie actually looks good here. She should dress like this everyday.

    • I drove past a Starbucks in Hollywood a couple years ago and my wife said “Hey look, it’s Fergie.” I said “Where, behind that old lady?” In person she looks like she’s in her late 50′s and made of already used parchment paper. Meth is bad, kids.

  16. Gerard Butler Countess Luann De Lesseps Cleavage Halloween Costumes
    BenDoverman
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    Where does her jaw end and her neck begin ? That’s the wonder of wonderhag

  17. Christina Milian Cleavage
    kimmykimkim
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    Is she supposed to be Queen Frostine from Candy Land? Whatever she is, cute. I approve.

  18. Neil Patrick Harris Shirtless Crazy Eyes Halloween Costume
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Robin is questioning the Batman’s new costume choice.

  19. Alexa Vega Cleavage Pink Wig Halloween Costume
    kimmykimkim
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    Crappiest costume ever.

  20. Heather McDonald Cleavage Wonder Woman Costume
    kimmykimkim
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    Alright, Heather LongBoobs, I think you’re just darling and goofy as hell. Letting it slide.

  21. Jessica White Halloween Lingerie Party
    kimmykimkim
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    That’s um, not a costume. Or is it?

  22. Jessica White Halloween Lingerie Party
    neo
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    WOULD LIKE THOSE STRETCH MARKS ON HER ASS ALL NIGHT LONG

  23. Mayra Verónica Butt Spandex Suit PlayStation Epic Halloween Bash
    BenDoverman
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    Looks like a monster is eager to get out her backdoor

  24. Mischa Barton No Make Up
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    I know I’ve spent too much time here when I can recognize Mischa Barton without even looking at the caption.

  25. Arnold Schwarzenegger Picking Nose Neck Tattoo
    Inner Retard
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    When you no longer care what you do in public that’s when you become the geriatrinator.

  26. Mischa Barton No Make Up
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    Has she been around Tim Burton?

  27. Jon Voight Mitt Romney Nevada Campaign Headquarters
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “What am I wearing?…. Depends.”

  28. Melissa Molinaro Cleavage Logan Browning Mr Bones Pumpkin Patch
    DeucePickle
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    Last year Courtney Stodden was humping pumpkins, what is it about pumpkin patches that brings out the titties ?

  29. Amber Valletta Nipples See Through Dress LACMA Art And Film Gala
    DeucePickle
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    If only this were someone famous

  30. Jennifer Love Hewitt Huge Butt
    SIN
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    I just saw the face and it lookes alot like Posh Spice.

  31. Brittany Snow Cleavage Bumble Bee Minidress Costume
    Arse Assington
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    The saddest bumblebee you ever did see

  32. Jennifer Love Hewitt Huge Butt
    EricLR
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    Looks like they’re shooting a sequel to “Thinner,” called “Thicker.”

  33. Jeremy Renner Derpface LACMA Art And Film Gala
    EricLR
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    Guess Jason Bourne wears makeup better too.

  34. Jon Voight Mitt Romney Nevada Campaign Headquarters
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    Photo Boy, you misspelled “Romney”! Why do you hate Amercia?

  35. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Side Boob Legs Slit Dress LACMA 2012 Art And Film Gala
    Inner Retard
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    This is the hand that got me the job in Transformers 3. To get T4 look under special skills on my resume printed on my side boob.

  36. Gerard Butler Countess Luann De Lesseps Cleavage Halloween Costumes
    EricLR
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    Even Neil Patrick Harris thinks that costume is too gay.

  37. Heather McDonald Cleavage Wonder Woman Costume
    DeucePickle
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    This isn’t Celine Dion ?

  38. Chris Brown Checking Out Chicks In Rear View Mirror Playboy Mansion Halloween Party
    squishy
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    Watch the road you Schmuck and show some respect to the purdy lady in the passenger seat!!

  39. Jon Voight Mitt Romney Nevada Campaign Headquarters
    EricLR
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    Finally putting his right purty mouth to some use.

  40. Paris Hilton Cleavage Midriff Legs Miniskirt Halloween Costume
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    What the fuck is the world coming to? Paris Hilton actually looking attractive to me? Looks like absence makes my dick grow fonder.

  41. Alexa Vega Cleavage Pink Wig Halloween Costume
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    So far I’ve come up with the Alias character, Hit-Girl, and Ramona Flowers, but I don’t think it’s any of them. Then I realized that wig is used much more than you’d expect.

  42. Patricia Arquette Drunk Cleavage LACMA Art And Film Gala
    EricLR
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    Who’s That Guy?

  43. Cameron Diaz
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    She was fucking gorgeous when she was younger. This is depressing.

  44. David Beckham Crotch Grab
    Inner Retard
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    David, we all know who really wears the pants home so you can stop pretending to be a tough guy. – Oh, thank you. Starts reading a Betty and Veronica comic book.

  45. Alexa Vega Cleavage Pink Wig Halloween Costume
    EricLR
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    Is that a costume or a cry for help?

  46. Arnold Schwarzenegger Picking Nose Neck Tattoo
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    Digging for buried treasure.

  47. Heather McDonald Cleavage Wonder Woman Costume
    EricLR
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    Blunder, woman.

  48. Bar Refaeli Cleavage See Through Dress GQ Man Of The Year Awards
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    That’s a beautiful man.

  49. Usher Power 99 FM Powerhouse 30th Anniversary Concert
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    Nothing any of us could will beat what Fish said.

  50. Jessica White Halloween Lingerie Party
    EricLR
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    Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your whore!

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