Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which miraculously came together before Sandy hurled a tree into my router. (Read: God wanted these titties on the Internet.) So before we all get plunged into days of darkness with the possibility of our mobile devices losing battery power, resulting in time spent verbally conversing with each other (What is this, Russia?), enjoy this collection that’s mostly slutty Halloween costumes. Starting with Gerard Butler who’s basically just roll-calling it now through Real Housewives, followed by Chris Brown the ever-subtle gentleman suitor, Baldy Spice, and finally, invisible Justin Bieber on his knees.
See you tomorrow or sometime mid-November from a Starbucks in the midwest,
- Photo Boy
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Costume : The failed Impregnation attempt that led to the adoption of Nicole.
How’d she talk Josh into the wig?
Ah, the old, overstuffed trashbag costume.
I love Cloris Leachman!
Sorry, Cloris. You didn’t deserve that.
Maybe he’ll change his name again. To a musical note. The Brown Note?
Herpicane Paris
If she’d only put a little bit more effort into her Tara Reid costume, she would have won the contest!
exactly!
Costume : Social commentary supposed to make you wonder if the whole Burqa thing in Islam is actually ok to enforce in some places.
Mrs Brady needs some skin cream.
“DISH Network’s newly announced Hopper and Joey set-top boxes are innovative products in their own right, but they look even better when compared to the miserable state of cable set top box technology” –Popular Mechanics
The world’s worst petting zoo…but the world’s best heavy petting zoo!
Bahahaha!
Ace Ventura meets Velma on LSD.
Velma…shit, now I want to do her.
Make sure you check out Scooby Doo: A XXX Parody. Bree Olson and Bobbi Starr make a very nice Daphne and Velma.
Thank you. I will.
Ariel, you’ve . . . tanned.
C’mon, hasn’t Chaz suffered enough without them putting out costumes of him/her?
Costume : (actually a commendable effort by Mr. Hill) Every Halloween he is going to alternate between a ‘Before’ and ‘After’ state of himself in the vein of those post workout weight-loss pictures.
He’s no Jon Hamm.
Yes, master, I WILL kill my whole family.
“I’m thinkin’ that’s a tranny.”
“Why do you say that?”
“He’s got a heart on.”
Matching foreheads.
One, two, old age is coming for you.
Costume : Unlikable Celebrities. (failed miserably)
I always give candy to people with Downs even if they don’t dress up.
Costume : A red moon rising over the Grand Canyon.
At first I thought she was wearing a house arrest anklet…haha…
Ah, look, it’s Where’s Waldo? and Where’s Talent?
those are some serious buttocks.
Smile. No? Ok, smile with your eyes. No? OK, just look pleasant. No? OK, just poke your nip out a bit.
Dude, seriously. I think it has become a severe problem.
What the fuck is her boyfriend wearing? He looks like a penguin with mange.
He just borrowed an outfit from a hockey team called The Gay Penguins. With the strike and all, it was just laying around.
Costume : someone please punch that child
still waiting for a funny one…
Hi, I’m calling voters in the New York area letting you know not to worry…as long as the hurricane hits prior to the election you’ll still be able to collect aid from FEMA. Now…if Romney wins, that shit’s off the table you moocher!
She looks like a female version of Cynthia Nixon!
Deez Nuts!
OMG people still find me relevant..Thank you Amanda Bynes
1. Make duck lips.
2 Take picture with cell phone.
3. Post on facebook.
which one is she? Rose, Dorothy, Blanche or Sophia?
Costume : Hora the Escorter
Even PETA wouldn’t mind putting her down.
“I vant, to suck, your butt!”
Costume : Stewie Griffin’s inner self
Jonah: “Hahaha….I hate myself, and I wish I had a cookie.”
Russell thinking…”mmmm…No,no, not too young. Tally ho.”
Costume : Sex is a gamble, sometimes you get Herpes.
The Vegas odds of getting herpes are currently 5:1
Costume : “Wait what do you mean my costume? Is it Halloween?!?!”
The only bee sting that makes it burn when you pee.
Hahahahaha!
I know right? What else can say.
And the unsmiling talentless Brit, who somehow became famous through uninspired dance moves and autotune, brought her young children to him, that he should touch: and his creepy Indian agent/manager looked upon with displeasure and rebuked those that brought her. But when Hipster Jesus saw it, he was much displeased, and said unto them, “Suffer the little children to come unto me, and have to sit through another low scoring, uninspired Galaxy football game.” And he took them up in his arms, put his hands upon them, and blessed them.
Mark 10:13-16.
Hallelujah.
I thought that was Blossom
Me too.
Right? My first thought was “oh, she finally got that nose job”
Did she just run through a store with her eyes closed and put on whatever she grabbed?