The Crap We Missed – Hurricane Sandy Punching Us In The Dick Edition

October 29th, 2012 // 712 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which miraculously came together before Sandy hurled a tree into my router. (Read: God wanted these titties on the Internet.) So before we all get plunged into days of darkness with the possibility of our mobile devices losing battery power, resulting in time spent verbally conversing with each other (What is this, Russia?), enjoy this collection that’s mostly slutty Halloween costumes. Starting with Gerard Butler who’s basically just roll-calling it now through Real Housewives, followed by Chris Brown the ever-subtle gentleman suitor, Baldy Spice, and finally, invisible Justin Bieber on his knees.

See you tomorrow or sometime mid-November from a Starbucks in the midwest,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Lionel Richie Crotch Grab
    rantatonne
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    Costume : The failed Impregnation attempt that led to the adoption of Nicole.

  2. Fergie Cleavage Legs Minidress Josh Duhamel Old Hippie Halloween Costume
    Tigger
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    How’d she talk Josh into the wig?

  3. Mayra Verónica Butt Spandex Suit PlayStation Epic Halloween Bash
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    Ah, the old, overstuffed trashbag costume.

  4. Cameron Diaz
    kimmykimkim
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    I love Cloris Leachman!

  5. Diddy Rick James Halloween Costume Playboy Masion Party
    1NDUN
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    Maybe he’ll change his name again. To a musical note. The Brown Note?

  6. Paris Hilton Cleavage Midriff Legs Miniskirt Halloween Costume
    Joe
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    Herpicane Paris

  7. Katie Price Cleavage Midriff Leather Pants Drunk
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    If she’d only put a little bit more effort into her Tara Reid costume, she would have won the contest!

  8. Melissa Molinaro Cleavage Logan Browning Mr Bones Pumpkin Patch
    rantatonne
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    Costume : Social commentary supposed to make you wonder if the whole Burqa thing in Islam is actually ok to enforce in some places.

  9. Cameron Diaz
    Joe
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    Mrs Brady needs some skin cream.

  10. Grace Jones Stripper Pole
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    “DISH Network’s newly announced Hopper and Joey set-top boxes are innovative products in their own right, but they look even better when compared to the miserable state of cable set top box technology” –Popular Mechanics

  11. Melissa Molinaro Cleavage Logan Browning Mr Bones Pumpkin Patch
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    The world’s worst petting zoo…but the world’s best heavy petting zoo!

  12. Arnold Schwarzenegger Picking Nose Neck Tattoo
    kimmykimkim
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    Bahahaha!

  13. Alexa Vega Cleavage Pink Wig Halloween Costume
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    Ace Ventura meets Velma on LSD.

  14. Christina Milian Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    Ariel, you’ve . . . tanned.

  15. Jonah Hill
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    C’mon, hasn’t Chaz suffered enough without them putting out costumes of him/her?

  16. Jonah Hill
    rantatonne
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    Costume : (actually a commendable effort by Mr. Hill) Every Halloween he is going to alternate between a ‘Before’ and ‘After’ state of himself in the vein of those post workout weight-loss pictures.

  17. Lionel Richie Crotch Grab
    Joe
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    He’s no Jon Hamm.

  18. Amber Valletta Nipples See Through Dress LACMA Art And Film Gala
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    Yes, master, I WILL kill my whole family.

  19. Phoebe Price Cleavage Queen Of Hearts Costume
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    “I’m thinkin’ that’s a tranny.”
    “Why do you say that?”
    “He’s got a heart on.”

  20. Emma Bunton Balding Radio 2 Weekend With Wogan Children In Need Special
    1NDUN
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    Matching foreheads.

  21. Patricia Arquette Drunk Cleavage LACMA Art And Film Gala
    Joe
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    One, two, old age is coming for you.

  22. Will Ferrell Tom Hanks Matching Moustaches LACMA Art And Film Gala
    rantatonne
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    Costume : Unlikable Celebrities. (failed miserably)

  23. Cameron Diaz
    Someone Else
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    I always give candy to people with Downs even if they don’t dress up.

  24. Coco Cleavage
    rantatonne
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    Costume : A red moon rising over the Grand Canyon.

  25. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Side Boob Legs Slit Dress LACMA 2012 Art And Film Gala
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    At first I thought she was wearing a house arrest anklet…haha…

  26. Diddy Rick James Halloween Costume Playboy Masion Party
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    Ah, look, it’s Where’s Waldo? and Where’s Talent?

  27. Chris Brown Checking Out Chicks In Rear View Mirror Playboy Mansion Halloween Party
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    those are some serious buttocks.

  28. Amber Valletta Nipples See Through Dress LACMA Art And Film Gala
    Joe
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    Smile. No? Ok, smile with your eyes. No? OK, just look pleasant. No? OK, just poke your nip out a bit.

  29. David Beckham Crotch Grab
    kimmykimkim
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    Dude, seriously. I think it has become a severe problem.

  30. Brittany Snow Cleavage Bumble Bee Minidress Costume
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    What the fuck is her boyfriend wearing? He looks like a penguin with mange.

    • cc

      He just borrowed an outfit from a hockey team called The Gay Penguins. With the strike and all, it was just laying around.

  31. Diddy Rick James Halloween Costume Playboy Masion Party
    rantatonne
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    Costume : someone please punch that child

  32. Jon Voight Mitt Romney Nevada Campaign Headquarters
    Contusion
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    Hi, I’m calling voters in the New York area letting you know not to worry…as long as the hurricane hits prior to the election you’ll still be able to collect aid from FEMA. Now…if Romney wins, that shit’s off the table you moocher!

  33. Patricia Arquette Drunk Cleavage LACMA Art And Film Gala
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    She looks like a female version of Cynthia Nixon!

  34. David Beckham Crotch Grab
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    Deez Nuts!

  35. Mischa Barton No Make Up
    Mike
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    OMG people still find me relevant..Thank you Amanda Bynes

  36. Usher Power 99 FM Powerhouse 30th Anniversary Concert
    Bionic_Crouton
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    1. Make duck lips.
    2 Take picture with cell phone.
    3. Post on facebook.

  37. Cameron Diaz
    805fatty
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    which one is she? Rose, Dorothy, Blanche or Sophia?

  38. Alexa Vega Cleavage Pink Wig Halloween Costume
    rantatonne
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    Costume : Hora the Escorter

  39. Mayra Verónica Butt Spandex Suit PlayStation Epic Halloween Bash
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    Even PETA wouldn’t mind putting her down.

  40. Neil Patrick Harris Shirtless Crazy Eyes Halloween Costume
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    “I vant, to suck, your butt!”

  41. Emma Bunton Balding Radio 2 Weekend With Wogan Children In Need Special
    rantatonne
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    Costume : Stewie Griffin’s inner self

  42. Jonah Hill
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    Jonah: “Hahaha….I hate myself, and I wish I had a cookie.”

  43. Victoria Beckham Russell Brand LA Galaxy Game
    Pip Pip Cheery-O
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    Russell thinking…”mmmm…No,no, not too young. Tally ho.”

  44. Phoebe Price Cleavage Queen Of Hearts Costume
    rantatonne
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    Costume : Sex is a gamble, sometimes you get Herpes.

  45. Jessica White Halloween Lingerie Party
    rantatonne
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    Costume : “Wait what do you mean my costume? Is it Halloween?!?!”

  46. Brittany Snow Cleavage Bumble Bee Minidress Costume
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    The only bee sting that makes it burn when you pee.

  47. Katie Price Cleavage Midriff Leather Pants Drunk
    kimmykimkim
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    Hahahahaha!

  48. Victoria Beckham Russell Brand LA Galaxy Game
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    And the unsmiling talentless Brit, who somehow became famous through uninspired dance moves and autotune, brought her young children to him, that he should touch: and his creepy Indian agent/manager looked upon with displeasure and rebuked those that brought her. But when Hipster Jesus saw it, he was much displeased, and said unto them, “Suffer the little children to come unto me, and have to sit through another low scoring, uninspired Galaxy football game.” And he took them up in his arms, put his hands upon them, and blessed them.

    Mark 10:13-16.

  49. Mayra Verónica Butt Spandex Suit PlayStation Epic Halloween Bash
    805fatty
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    I thought that was Blossom

  50. Alexa Vega Cleavage Pink Wig Halloween Costume
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    Did she just run through a store with her eyes closed and put on whatever she grabbed?

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