Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which miraculously came together before Sandy hurled a tree into my router. (Read: God wanted these titties on the Internet.) So before we all get plunged into days of darkness with the possibility of our mobile devices losing battery power, resulting in time spent verbally conversing with each other (What is this, Russia?), enjoy this collection that’s mostly slutty Halloween costumes. Starting with Gerard Butler who’s basically just roll-calling it now through Real Housewives, followed by Chris Brown the ever-subtle gentleman suitor, Baldy Spice, and finally, invisible Justin Bieber on his knees.
See you tomorrow or sometime mid-November from a Starbucks in the midwest,
- Photo Boy
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Nice ironic costume on the guy with the dreads, jewel encrusted cross, with a misogynist beater of women in an absurdly priced vehicle, embodying how Christianity is preaches against earthly possessions and is for equal rights and women not being just for intercour… wait ehh, actually no irony detected.
Whaddya think Cacchioli?
Is this the one that had his dick cut off?
I think so. After all, I’d have a sad face too if they cut my pee-pee off!
Nope, that’s Alexis Arquette. THIS IS Rosanna Arquette.
Not bad.
lucky waves.
Not much effort going into those costumes…A black priest…and a nut job that beats women.
Some of these Halloween haunted house props are pretty scary.
Yeah, I can rock this shit, “All night long”!
“What can you do? Sparta will need sons.”
Clever! She went as an old, unappealing Cameron Diaz!
That is frightening.
This pic just garnered Obama another hundred thousand undecideds
Costume : How she got her job in Transformers. Car and Water-Hose not pictured.
Yep, she looks, “loose and leafy”.
Oh, no…not ANOTHER Total Recall remake!
Here’s a tip…
If famewhores are getting in your yard and eating your vegetables, cover a camera in honey and hang it nearby. They’ll be attracted to it and get stuck in the honey and suffocate.
fuck me sweetheart, you’re ugly in the visage department and then compound that misdemeanour with a fat old carcass…. get off the fucking red carpet!
Costume : Who?
It looks like his performance should be done in about 30 seconds…that’s my record.
Hey, escort service, I said INCONSPICUOUS, not dressed like a fucking tropical bird whore.
Dumb-ass. Everybody knows that Black Liberace didn’t play the guitar!
Costume : David Beckham’s number 1 fan.
Herr Hitler & Neville Chamberlain take in some laughs to break up the tense Sudetenland negotiations
Best post ever on this site!
Klone Kardashian
Jesus Katie, looks like someone replaced your body with a very old handbag.
If they do a Ring III, she’s a shoe in.
That’s hilarious…I was gonna say I didn’t know The Ring was so popular in Berlin.
NPH disguised as Phallice Cooper
Remix crap of a real talent………
Costume : could not look at it long enough o come up with anything funny
poor lap-band. :(
“Ready your breakfast and eat hearty… For tonight, we remove the panties and dine in hell!”
WonderBra and Dorkula
I still can’t believe the rumor that he’s gay.
Whoever you are, I get it, you’re a fucking bumble bee, how very Halloween!
Fish you messed up. this is the wrong Arquette. This is Rosanna Arquette.
From the looks of her, this Arquette probably has no idea which one she is either.
At this rate, it won’t be long before someone confuses her with Alexis Arquette.
Well, I don’t have a boner, so she must be on the rag.
Costume : See my comment on Neil Patrick Harris photo
Did she go as a curable STD this year?
Bumble Bee tuna.
She’s still got more class than 98% of LA
that speaks volumes for LA
Ah, it’s Wonder how low those boobs sag Woman.
Bunters! Let’s not mess around, I still love you….
Costume : She is actually wearing Underwear.
Who the fuck are you missus?
ding ding ding!
we have a winner!
C’mon Angelyne, if you can just get half of your kids to vote for him, we can turn this country around!
No-one cares sweetie.
Pick me a vinner!
note to self:
save money now for financial security when old.
Is this the tranny that blew Eddie Murphy?