The Crap We Missed – Hurricane Sandy Punching Us In The Dick Edition

October 29th, 2012 // 712 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which miraculously came together before Sandy hurled a tree into my router. (Read: God wanted these titties on the Internet.) So before we all get plunged into days of darkness with the possibility of our mobile devices losing battery power, resulting in time spent verbally conversing with each other (What is this, Russia?), enjoy this collection that’s mostly slutty Halloween costumes. Starting with Gerard Butler who’s basically just roll-calling it now through Real Housewives, followed by Chris Brown the ever-subtle gentleman suitor, Baldy Spice, and finally, invisible Justin Bieber on his knees.

See you tomorrow or sometime mid-November from a Starbucks in the midwest,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Chris Brown Checking Out Chicks In Rear View Mirror Playboy Mansion Halloween Party
    rantatonne
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    Nice ironic costume on the guy with the dreads, jewel encrusted cross, with a misogynist beater of women in an absurdly priced vehicle, embodying how Christianity is preaches against earthly possessions and is for equal rights and women not being just for intercour… wait ehh, actually no irony detected.

  2. David Beckham Crotch Grab
    spartacus
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    Whaddya think Cacchioli?

  3. Patricia Arquette Drunk Cleavage LACMA Art And Film Gala
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    Is this the one that had his dick cut off?

  4. Fergie Cleavage Legs Minidress Josh Duhamel Old Hippie Halloween Costume
    Cock Dr
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    Not bad.

  5. Olga Kurylenko Bikini
    zomgbie
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    lucky waves.

  6. Chris Brown Checking Out Chicks In Rear View Mirror Playboy Mansion Halloween Party
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    Not much effort going into those costumes…A black priest…and a nut job that beats women.

  7. Grace Jones Stripper Pole
    Cock Dr
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    Some of these Halloween haunted house props are pretty scary.

  8. Lionel Richie Crotch Grab
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    Yeah, I can rock this shit, “All night long”!

  9. Gerard Butler Countess Luann De Lesseps Cleavage Halloween Costumes
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    “What can you do? Sparta will need sons.”

  10. Cameron Diaz
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    Clever! She went as an old, unappealing Cameron Diaz!

  11. Alexa Vega Cleavage Pink Wig Halloween Costume
    Cock Dr
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    That is frightening.

  12. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Side Boob Legs Slit Dress LACMA 2012 Art And Film Gala
    rantatonne
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    Costume : How she got her job in Transformers. Car and Water-Hose not pictured.

  13. Jon Voight Mitt Romney Nevada Campaign Headquarters
    bigalkie
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    This pic just garnered Obama another hundred thousand undecideds

  14. Amber Valletta Nipples See Through Dress LACMA Art And Film Gala
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    Yep, she looks, “loose and leafy”.

  15. Arnold Schwarzenegger Picking Nose Neck Tattoo
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    Oh, no…not ANOTHER Total Recall remake!

  16. Phoebe Price Cleavage Queen Of Hearts Costume
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    Here’s a tip…

    If famewhores are getting in your yard and eating your vegetables, cover a camera in honey and hang it nearby. They’ll be attracted to it and get stuck in the honey and suffocate.

  17. Mayra Verónica Butt Spandex Suit PlayStation Epic Halloween Bash
    spartacus
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    fuck me sweetheart, you’re ugly in the visage department and then compound that misdemeanour with a fat old carcass…. get off the fucking red carpet!

  18. Mischa Barton No Make Up
    rantatonne
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    Costume : Who?

  19. Usher Power 99 FM Powerhouse 30th Anniversary Concert
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    It looks like his performance should be done in about 30 seconds…that’s my record.

  20. Paris Hilton Cleavage Midriff Legs Miniskirt Halloween Costume
    it had to be said
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    Hey, escort service, I said INCONSPICUOUS, not dressed like a fucking tropical bird whore.

  21. Diddy Rick James Halloween Costume Playboy Masion Party
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    Dumb-ass. Everybody knows that Black Liberace didn’t play the guitar!

  22. David Beckham Crotch Grab
    rantatonne
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    Costume : David Beckham’s number 1 fan.

  23. Will Ferrell Tom Hanks Matching Moustaches LACMA Art And Film Gala
    AP Newswire
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    Herr Hitler & Neville Chamberlain take in some laughs to break up the tense Sudetenland negotiations

  24. Melissa Molinaro Cleavage Logan Browning Mr Bones Pumpkin Patch
    Techman
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    Klone Kardashian

  25. Katie Price Cleavage Midriff Leather Pants Drunk
    spartacus
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    Jesus Katie, looks like someone replaced your body with a very old handbag.

  26. Mischa Barton No Make Up
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    If they do a Ring III, she’s a shoe in.

  27. Neil Patrick Harris Shirtless Crazy Eyes Halloween Costume
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    NPH disguised as Phallice Cooper

  28. Diddy Rick James Halloween Costume Playboy Masion Party
    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    Remix crap of a real talent………

  29. Neil Patrick Harris Shirtless Crazy Eyes Halloween Costume
    rantatonne
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    Costume : could not look at it long enough o come up with anything funny

  30. Jonah Hill
    zomgbie
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    poor lap-band. :(

  31. Gerard Butler Countess Luann De Lesseps Cleavage Halloween Costumes
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    “Ready your breakfast and eat hearty… For tonight, we remove the panties and dine in hell!”

  32. Gerard Butler Countess Luann De Lesseps Cleavage Halloween Costumes
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    WonderBra and Dorkula

  33. Neil Patrick Harris Shirtless Crazy Eyes Halloween Costume
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    I still can’t believe the rumor that he’s gay.

  34. Brittany Snow Cleavage Bumble Bee Minidress Costume
    spartacus
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    Whoever you are, I get it, you’re a fucking bumble bee, how very Halloween!

  35. Patricia Arquette Drunk Cleavage LACMA Art And Film Gala
    Emma Waton's Vagina
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    Fish you messed up. this is the wrong Arquette. This is Rosanna Arquette.

  36. Reese Witherspoon Post Baby Body Tight Dress
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    Well, I don’t have a boner, so she must be on the rag.

  37. Jeremy Renner Derpface LACMA Art And Film Gala
    rantatonne
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    Costume : See my comment on Neil Patrick Harris photo

  38. Paris Hilton Cleavage Midriff Legs Miniskirt Halloween Costume
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    Did she go as a curable STD this year?

  39. Brittany Snow Cleavage Bumble Bee Minidress Costume
    1NDUN
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    Bumble Bee tuna.

  40. Grace Jones Stripper Pole
    spartacus
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    She’s still got more class than 98% of LA

  41. Gerard Butler Countess Luann De Lesseps Cleavage Halloween Costumes
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    Ah, it’s Wonder how low those boobs sag Woman.

  42. Emma Bunton Balding Radio 2 Weekend With Wogan Children In Need Special
    spartacus
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    Bunters! Let’s not mess around, I still love you….

  43. Mayra Verónica Butt Spandex Suit PlayStation Epic Halloween Bash
    rantatonne
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    Costume : She is actually wearing Underwear.

  44. Phoebe Price Cleavage Queen Of Hearts Costume
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    Who the fuck are you missus?

  45. Jessica White Halloween Lingerie Party
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    ding ding ding!
    we have a winner!

  46. Jon Voight Mitt Romney Nevada Campaign Headquarters
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    C’mon Angelyne, if you can just get half of your kids to vote for him, we can turn this country around!

  47. Jessica White Halloween Lingerie Party
    spartacus
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    No-one cares sweetie.

  48. Arnold Schwarzenegger Picking Nose Neck Tattoo
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    Pick me a vinner!

  49. Grace Jones Stripper Pole
    zomgbie
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    note to self:
    save money now for financial security when old.

  50. Jessica White Halloween Lingerie Party
    spartacus
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    Is this the tranny that blew Eddie Murphy?

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