The Crap We Missed – Hurricane Sandy Punching Us In The Dick Edition

October 29th, 2012 // 712 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which miraculously came together before Sandy hurled a tree into my router. (Read: God wanted these titties on the Internet.) So before we all get plunged into days of darkness with the possibility of our mobile devices losing battery power, resulting in time spent verbally conversing with each other (What is this, Russia?), enjoy this collection that’s mostly slutty Halloween costumes. Starting with Gerard Butler who’s basically just roll-calling it now through Real Housewives, followed by Chris Brown the ever-subtle gentleman suitor, Baldy Spice, and finally, invisible Justin Bieber on his knees.

See you tomorrow or sometime mid-November from a Starbucks in the midwest,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Mayra Verónica Butt Spandex Suit PlayStation Epic Halloween Bash
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    What? Who? Why?

  2. Paris Hilton Cleavage Midriff Legs Miniskirt Halloween Costume
    K-Tron
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    Is it really a costume if you just put some purple sparkles on your herpes?

  3. Coco Cleavage
    Johnny P!
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    looks like she’s come down with a bad case of the ‘Brooke Shields”.

  4. Paris Hilton Cleavage Midriff Legs Miniskirt Halloween Costume
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    Paris is obviously back from some mystical land where you suddenly appear with bodacious boobs from nothingness.

  5. Diddy Rick James Halloween Costume Playboy Masion Party
    Contusion
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    Actually, THIS is what it sounds like, when doves cry.

  6. Diddy Rick James Halloween Costume Playboy Masion Party
    j/k
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    Sexual Chocolate from Coming to America?

  7. Brittany Snow Cleavage Bumble Bee Minidress Costume
    CrashHell
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    Slutty Bee Girl from the No Rain video…What Can’t we Slutify?

  8. Will Ferrell Tom Hanks Matching Moustaches LACMA Art And Film Gala
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    I see Tom Hanks on the right. Where’s Will Ferrell?

  9. Fergie Cleavage Legs Minidress Josh Duhamel Old Hippie Halloween Costume
    j/k
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    Courtney Stodden and her husbandad.

  10. Christina Milian Cleavage
    Johnny P!
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    Is she supposed to be Janet or LaToya in that costume?

  11. Cameron Diaz
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    Even I’m surprised by that goblin mask! So who’s in the photo?

  12. Paris Hilton Cleavage Midriff Legs Miniskirt Halloween Costume
    Mr. Poop
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    If only she was looking down to the point at which we couldn’t see her face…she would look hot.

  13. Jeremy Renner Derpface LACMA Art And Film Gala
    K-Tron
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    In this installment of “Men Who Look Like Lesbians”…

  14. Arnold Schwarzenegger Picking Nose Neck Tattoo
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    Keeping his promise to, “Be back”, Arnold dug deeply for another booger.

  15. Mayra Verónica Butt Spandex Suit PlayStation Epic Halloween Bash
    Mr. Poop
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    who is this ugly bitch?

  16. Victoria Beckham Russell Brand LA Galaxy Game
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    “just pop it on, there’s a dear.”

  17. Brittany Snow Cleavage Bumble Bee Minidress Costume
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    She can come gather my pollen anytime. Especially if she brings her best friend Sophia and her Bush.

  18. Jon Voight Mitt Romney Nevada Campaign Headquarters
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    “This is serious shit. If you don’t vote for Romney, you could end up with ethnic grand children too!”

  19. Victoria Beckham Russell Brand LA Galaxy Game
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Yeah, right, I like it from the young ‘uns, y’see?

  20. Paris Hilton Cleavage Midriff Legs Miniskirt Halloween Costume
    Cock Dr
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    She keeps her stash in the bra cups pushup cutlet thingies.
    I’d estimate that right there she’s got about an ounce total on her.

  21. Gerard Butler Countess Luann De Lesseps Cleavage Halloween Costumes
    BigOkie
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    I’m sorry, if you have wrinkles on your titties… no more cleavage showing outfits.

  22. Alexa Vega Cleavage Pink Wig Halloween Costume
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Wait, isn’t the point of “slutty halloween costumes” to make yourself look hot?

  23. Neil Patrick Harris Shirtless Crazy Eyes Halloween Costume
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    Nothing gay about that costume, or as he puts it, “my usual weekend attire”.

  24. Cameron Diaz
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    That is a very classy Jane Lynch costume.

  25. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Side Boob Legs Slit Dress LACMA 2012 Art And Film Gala
    Cock Dr
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    You cut off the shoes!

  26. Diddy Rick James Halloween Costume Playboy Masion Party
    K-Tron
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    He should have made everyone else at the party wear lifts.

  27. Emma Bunton Balding Radio 2 Weekend With Wogan Children In Need Special
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    *Looks at Geri Halliwell picture from recent Crap We Missed*…yup, this one can keep her moniker.

  28. Paris Hilton Cleavage Midriff Legs Miniskirt Halloween Costume
    rantatonne
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    Excuse me since I have been out of America for a while, but do they give out breasts for Halloween now?

  29. Jeremy Renner Derpface LACMA Art And Film Gala
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    He’s such a tarted up little tramp with all his makeup.

  30. Jon Voight Mitt Romney Nevada Campaign Headquarters
    1NDUN
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    “It’s not legitimate unless they squeal like a pig.”

  31. Jennifer Love Hewitt Huge Butt
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    White Kim K? I mean, what race is Kim Kardashian anyway?;)

  32. Melissa Molinaro Cleavage Logan Browning Mr Bones Pumpkin Patch
    BigOkie
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    Still a better Kim Kardashian than Kim Kardashian will ever be.

  33. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Side Boob Legs Slit Dress LACMA 2012 Art And Film Gala
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Na-na-NA, little more than meets the eye!

  34. Phoebe Price Cleavage Queen Of Hearts Costume
    Johnny P!
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    Photog: “Uh, nice costume miss Price! What are you supposed to be?”
    Phoebe: “Tits.”
    Photog: “yeah, okay… but what about the heart painted on your cheek?”
    Phoebe: “Tits with a heart painted on my cheek.”
    Photog: “Sure, whatever… just squeeze ‘em together.”
    *** click! click! click! ***

  35. Jeremy Renner Derpface LACMA Art And Film Gala
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Wait, so Papa Joe was gay this whole time? ROFL!!!!

  36. Jennifer Love Hewitt Huge Butt
    coyote
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    I want her SO Badly

  37. Chris Brown Checking Out Chicks In Rear View Mirror Playboy Mansion Halloween Party
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Yo Tiny, you heard that about Papa Joe? Freaky, huh…hey, you got his number maybe?

  38. Reese Witherspoon Post Baby Body Tight Dress
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    Finally .. something that draws attention from that Man in the Moon maw.

  39. Mayra Verónica Butt Spandex Suit PlayStation Epic Halloween Bash
    Cock Dr
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    It’s gonna be a great couple next days on the site.

  40. Arnold Schwarzenegger Picking Nose Neck Tattoo
    Jack Ketch
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    Tool.

  41. Jonah Hill
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    Why does he have raccoon claws for hands?

  42. Cameron Diaz
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    `She going as the Joker’s mom?

  43. Heather McDonald Cleavage Wonder Woman Costume
    BigOkie
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    I don’t remember Wonder Woman having bird legs…. ???

  44. Jonah Hill
    Cock Dr
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    Wearing horizontal stripes = this man’s “fuck you” to the paparazzi.

  45. Arnold Schwarzenegger Picking Nose Neck Tattoo
    zomgbie
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    its not a boogah!

  46. Mischa Barton No Make Up
    bigalkie
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    Switched at birth… With Dreamboat Doherty.

  47. Gerard Butler Countess Luann De Lesseps Cleavage Halloween Costumes
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    Can’t wait for the next photo in the series showing Butler’s reaction when he’s told that “The Countess” is really a penis tucking dude.

  48. Diddy Rick James Halloween Costume Playboy Masion Party
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    If he had 1/100th the talent of Prince, I could allow it, but since he is a hack who won the fucking lottery by having talented friends, I’m a gonna havta say NO.

  49. Amber Valletta Nipples See Through Dress LACMA Art And Film Gala
    Cock Dr
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    The Hypto-Toad can assume the guise of many beings and is giving it to us with all barrels blazing.

  50. Paris Hilton Cleavage Midriff Legs Miniskirt Halloween Costume
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    Uh, trick please.

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