Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which miraculously came together before Sandy hurled a tree into my router. (Read: God wanted these titties on the Internet.) So before we all get plunged into days of darkness with the possibility of our mobile devices losing battery power, resulting in time spent verbally conversing with each other (What is this, Russia?), enjoy this collection that’s mostly slutty Halloween costumes. Starting with Gerard Butler who’s basically just roll-calling it now through Real Housewives, followed by Chris Brown the ever-subtle gentleman suitor, Baldy Spice, and finally, invisible Justin Bieber on his knees.
See you tomorrow or sometime mid-November from a Starbucks in the midwest,
- Photo Boy
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What? Who? Why?
Is it really a costume if you just put some purple sparkles on your herpes?
looks like she’s come down with a bad case of the ‘Brooke Shields”.
Paris is obviously back from some mystical land where you suddenly appear with bodacious boobs from nothingness.
Ha! I see you fell for the spray-on cleavage.
Actually, THIS is what it sounds like, when doves cry.
Slutty Bee Girl from the No Rain video…What Can’t we Slutify?
OMG that video was great. I love that song.
Sexual Chocolate from Coming to America?
I see Tom Hanks on the right. Where’s Will Ferrell?
Courtney Stodden and her husbandad.
Is she supposed to be Janet or LaToya in that costume?
Even I’m surprised by that goblin mask! So who’s in the photo?
If only she was looking down to the point at which we couldn’t see her face…she would look hot.
In this installment of “Men Who Look Like Lesbians”…
Keeping his promise to, “Be back”, Arnold dug deeply for another booger.
who is this ugly bitch?
“just pop it on, there’s a dear.”
She can come gather my pollen anytime. Especially if she brings her best friend Sophia and her Bush.
“This is serious shit. If you don’t vote for Romney, you could end up with ethnic grand children too!”
Yeah, right, I like it from the young ‘uns, y’see?
She keeps her stash in the bra cups pushup cutlet thingies.
I’d estimate that right there she’s got about an ounce total on her.
I’m sorry, if you have wrinkles on your titties… no more cleavage showing outfits.
Wait, isn’t the point of “slutty halloween costumes” to make yourself look hot?
Nothing gay about that costume, or as he puts it, “my usual weekend attire”.
That is a very classy Jane Lynch costume.
You cut off the shoes!
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He should have made everyone else at the party wear lifts.
*Looks at Geri Halliwell picture from recent Crap We Missed*…yup, this one can keep her moniker.
I think Sporty’s my favorite just from never having shown up here.
Excuse me since I have been out of America for a while, but do they give out breasts for Halloween now?
He’s such a tarted up little tramp with all his makeup.
“It’s not legitimate unless they squeal like a pig.”
White Kim K? I mean, what race is Kim Kardashian anyway?;)
Whore.
Still a better Kim Kardashian than Kim Kardashian will ever be.
Na-na-NA, little more than meets the eye!
Photog: “Uh, nice costume miss Price! What are you supposed to be?”
Phoebe: “Tits.”
Photog: “yeah, okay… but what about the heart painted on your cheek?”
Phoebe: “Tits with a heart painted on my cheek.”
Photog: “Sure, whatever… just squeeze ‘em together.”
*** click! click! click! ***
Wait, so Papa Joe was gay this whole time? ROFL!!!!
I want her SO Badly
Go for it! She’d probably settle for you (or anyone else) by now.
Yo Tiny, you heard that about Papa Joe? Freaky, huh…hey, you got his number maybe?
Hilarious
Finally .. something that draws attention from that Man in the Moon maw.
bollocks to you missus, she’s gorgeous.
It’s gonna be a great couple next days on the site.
These costumes suck! I’m tempted to send in my own pic.
I’d look at that.
Ditto x 1000.
No, I mean because mine sucks, too.
I’d look at that too.
Please do.
If you DON’T you are and I are NO LONGER FRIENDS.
Tool.
Why does he have raccoon claws for hands?
And why are they so tiny?
It’s an optical illusion. They only look tiny ‘cuz he’s all the way back in New York!
Hah!
`She going as the Joker’s mom?
I don’t remember Wonder Woman having bird legs…. ???
Wearing horizontal stripes = this man’s “fuck you” to the paparazzi.
its not a boogah!
Winner!
I laughed way too hard at that
Switched at birth… With Dreamboat Doherty.
That’s exactly who I thought it was!
I thought it was Axl Rose!
Can’t wait for the next photo in the series showing Butler’s reaction when he’s told that “The Countess” is really a penis tucking dude.
If he had 1/100th the talent of Prince, I could allow it, but since he is a hack who won the fucking lottery by having talented friends, I’m a gonna havta say NO.
The Hypto-Toad can assume the guise of many beings and is giving it to us with all barrels blazing.
Uh, trick please.