Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which miraculously came together before Sandy hurled a tree into my router. (Read: God wanted these titties on the Internet.) So before we all get plunged into days of darkness with the possibility of our mobile devices losing battery power, resulting in time spent verbally conversing with each other (What is this, Russia?), enjoy this collection that’s mostly slutty Halloween costumes. Starting with Gerard Butler who’s basically just roll-calling it now through Real Housewives, followed by Chris Brown the ever-subtle gentleman suitor, Baldy Spice, and finally, invisible Justin Bieber on his knees.
See you tomorrow or sometime mid-November from a Starbucks in the midwest,
- Photo Boy
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Considering this is Paris Hilton we’re looking at, I think she looks pretty damn good. Good thing for her that she doesn’t wear her personality, ethics, morals, and intelligence level on her sleeve.
Oh I get it, he went as the Dark Prince
“Duuuudes…I’ve got the fucking munchies like you wouldn’t believe. Where is the kitchen? I want to make a peanut butter and M&Ms sandwich…”
Ohhhh, fuck! Now we know what all those smear marks were on the wall next to his side of the bed. Eeeewwww…
The fact that GQ gave the incredibly beautiful Bar Refaeli a Man of the Year Award could be considered clear evidence that there is a terrible perception problem amongst the judges at the event.
So what, exactly, is it that this Usher fellow does…???
Erotic as hell!
She’s apparently still wearing her makeup and wardrobe after playing the little girl in “The Sixth Sense.”
The tattoo on his dick reads “Welibu!” except when he gets an erection…then it reads “Welcome to Los Angeles. Be sure to visit Malibu!”
He went trick-or-treating all over Hollywood. Luckily he took a spoon, plenty of napkins, and an empty measuring cup…
This guy should carry this picture around to remind himself to never do comedies, ‘cuz that smile is fucking UGLY!
She looks as cute as the runt of a litter of Basset Hounds.
Is it just my imagination or is she wearing the crown upside down?
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“dee-de-dit-dit-dee-dit-de-dit-dit…Good morning, Mr. and Mrs. America and all the ships at sea. This Just In…!!!
Separated at birth: Jon Voight and Donald Trump. Film at eleven!
Look at that ass! You’d love to have an ass like that full of Halloween candy, now, wouldn’t you?
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Nipple barnacles.
“Holy shit, I don’t know what the deal is. I only had two pints of Jack Daniels and six Quaaludes, but I can barely walk!”
A pumpkin patch in Beverly Hills? What did they do for room, burn down Beverly Hills High School?
This plant needs to be watered…bad!
Some director needs to entice her into doing a movie with loads of nudity. I’d really like to look at her lovely lady parts.
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Fer fucksake, you sloppy inbred ignoramus, there are children all around you. Pull up your fucking pants. Hell, Katy Perry even got sick of seeing your scrawny white ass!
I’ll bet she makes a great flotation device. If I were in New York, I’d want to hang on to her…just in case!
What a clever costume. Who would have ever guessed he’d dress up as a black musical performer?
Great costumes, and Fergie looks hotter than a hat full of jalapeños!
She is so damn cute! I’d love to take her home with me just so I could watch her sit on my couch.
Good god, is she going to attempt to insert that entire thing?
I think her costume is such a mess that it looks great! And she’s got a cute enough body to pull it off.
“Omigod, I’ve found an extra thumb. I’m going to donate it to Megan Fox.”
Phoebe!!! Nice tits. Now go away!
She gets first prize for Costume with the Best Equipment!
What an incredible ass! And I’ll bet she can perform magic with that beautiful mouth.
“Uh Chris when I said “punch it ” I meant the gas “
Worst Jimmy Hendrix costume ever.
Who is this and why is she dressed as Kelly Osbourne?
Despite their waning fame, Prince Charles never misses an opportunity to get an autograph from any one of the Spice Girls.
What did she dress up as? Milk Duds? THANK YOU, GOOD NIGHT!!
you guys are such phonies … there isn’t a guy here wouldn’t cream those tits
Only if you let me cream yours first!
“This is John Voight and we’re raising bail money for Mel Gibson, and … ” {{{click}}}
“I used to have something here ..”
We used to be important
“Hello? Hello. What? You have proof Obama wasn’t born in America?” *points to phone as face turns an urgent red* SOMEONE TRACE THIS CALL. TRACE. THIS . CALL!
Mongoloid Tom Jones.
“Hey, Usher, find me a good seat near the middle, then go get me a large buttered popcorn. And keep that fucking flashlight out of my eyes!”
If my old lady had an ass like that I’d have a map of the world tattooed on it and use her for a globe!
Close your legs.. I can smell your last customer.