The Crap We Missed – Hurricane Sandy Punching Us In The Dick Edition

October 29th, 2012 // 712 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which miraculously came together before Sandy hurled a tree into my router. (Read: God wanted these titties on the Internet.) So before we all get plunged into days of darkness with the possibility of our mobile devices losing battery power, resulting in time spent verbally conversing with each other (What is this, Russia?), enjoy this collection that’s mostly slutty Halloween costumes. Starting with Gerard Butler who’s basically just roll-calling it now through Real Housewives, followed by Chris Brown the ever-subtle gentleman suitor, Baldy Spice, and finally, invisible Justin Bieber on his knees.

See you tomorrow or sometime mid-November from a Starbucks in the midwest,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Paris Hilton Cleavage Midriff Legs Miniskirt Halloween Costume
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    Considering this is Paris Hilton we’re looking at, I think she looks pretty damn good. Good thing for her that she doesn’t wear her personality, ethics, morals, and intelligence level on her sleeve.

  2. Diddy Rick James Halloween Costume Playboy Masion Party
    irishboyo
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    Oh I get it, he went as the Dark Prince

  3. Cameron Diaz
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    “Duuuudes…I’ve got the fucking munchies like you wouldn’t believe. Where is the kitchen? I want to make a peanut butter and M&Ms sandwich…”

  4. Arnold Schwarzenegger Picking Nose Neck Tattoo
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    Ohhhh, fuck! Now we know what all those smear marks were on the wall next to his side of the bed. Eeeewwww…

  5. Bar Refaeli Cleavage See Through Dress GQ Man Of The Year Awards
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    The fact that GQ gave the incredibly beautiful Bar Refaeli a Man of the Year Award could be considered clear evidence that there is a terrible perception problem amongst the judges at the event.

  6. Usher Power 99 FM Powerhouse 30th Anniversary Concert
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    So what, exactly, is it that this Usher fellow does…???

  7. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Side Boob Legs Slit Dress LACMA 2012 Art And Film Gala
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    Erotic as hell!

  8. Mischa Barton No Make Up
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    She’s apparently still wearing her makeup and wardrobe after playing the little girl in “The Sixth Sense.”

  9. David Beckham Crotch Grab
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    The tattoo on his dick reads “Welibu!” except when he gets an erection…then it reads “Welcome to Los Angeles. Be sure to visit Malibu!”

  10. Neil Patrick Harris Shirtless Crazy Eyes Halloween Costume
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    He went trick-or-treating all over Hollywood. Luckily he took a spoon, plenty of napkins, and an empty measuring cup…

  11. Jeremy Renner Derpface LACMA Art And Film Gala
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    This guy should carry this picture around to remind himself to never do comedies, ‘cuz that smile is fucking UGLY!

  12. Reese Witherspoon Post Baby Body Tight Dress
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    She looks as cute as the runt of a litter of Basset Hounds.

  13. Gerard Butler Countess Luann De Lesseps Cleavage Halloween Costumes
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    Is it just my imagination or is she wearing the crown upside down?

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/31/wonder-woman-300_392.jpg[/img]

  14. Jon Voight Mitt Romney Nevada Campaign Headquarters
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    “dee-de-dit-dit-dee-dit-de-dit-dit…Good morning, Mr. and Mrs. America and all the ships at sea. This Just In…!!!
    Separated at birth: Jon Voight and Donald Trump. Film at eleven!

  15. Mayra Verónica Butt Spandex Suit PlayStation Epic Halloween Bash
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    Look at that ass! You’d love to have an ass like that full of Halloween candy, now, wouldn’t you?

  16. Katie Price Cleavage Midriff Leather Pants Drunk
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    “Holy shit, I don’t know what the deal is. I only had two pints of Jack Daniels and six Quaaludes, but I can barely walk!”

  17. Melissa Molinaro Cleavage Logan Browning Mr Bones Pumpkin Patch
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    A pumpkin patch in Beverly Hills? What did they do for room, burn down Beverly Hills High School?

  18. Amber Valletta Nipples See Through Dress LACMA Art And Film Gala
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    This plant needs to be watered…bad!

  19. Brittany Snow Cleavage Bumble Bee Minidress Costume
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    Some director needs to entice her into doing a movie with loads of nudity. I’d really like to look at her lovely lady parts.

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/31/brittany-snow-340_255.jpg[/img]

  20. Victoria Beckham Russell Brand LA Galaxy Game
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    Fer fucksake, you sloppy inbred ignoramus, there are children all around you. Pull up your fucking pants. Hell, Katy Perry even got sick of seeing your scrawny white ass!

  21. Coco Cleavage
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    I’ll bet she makes a great flotation device. If I were in New York, I’d want to hang on to her…just in case!

  22. Diddy Rick James Halloween Costume Playboy Masion Party
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    What a clever costume. Who would have ever guessed he’d dress up as a black musical performer?

  23. Fergie Cleavage Legs Minidress Josh Duhamel Old Hippie Halloween Costume
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    Great costumes, and Fergie looks hotter than a hat full of jalapeños!

  24. Christina Milian Cleavage
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    She is so damn cute! I’d love to take her home with me just so I could watch her sit on my couch.

  25. Grace Jones Stripper Pole
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    Good god, is she going to attempt to insert that entire thing?

  26. Alexa Vega Cleavage Pink Wig Halloween Costume
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    I think her costume is such a mess that it looks great! And she’s got a cute enough body to pull it off.

  27. Emma Bunton Balding Radio 2 Weekend With Wogan Children In Need Special
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    “Omigod, I’ve found an extra thumb. I’m going to donate it to Megan Fox.”

  28. Phoebe Price Cleavage Queen Of Hearts Costume
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    Phoebe!!! Nice tits. Now go away!

  29. Jessica White Halloween Lingerie Party
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    She gets first prize for Costume with the Best Equipment!

  30. Jessica White Halloween Lingerie Party
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    What an incredible ass! And I’ll bet she can perform magic with that beautiful mouth.

  31. Chris Brown Checking Out Chicks In Rear View Mirror Playboy Mansion Halloween Party
    mbcl
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    “Uh Chris when I said “punch it ” I meant the gas “

  32. Diddy Rick James Halloween Costume Playboy Masion Party
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    Worst Jimmy Hendrix costume ever.

  33. Alexa Vega Cleavage Pink Wig Halloween Costume
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    Who is this and why is she dressed as Kelly Osbourne?

  34. Emma Bunton Balding Radio 2 Weekend With Wogan Children In Need Special
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    Despite their waning fame, Prince Charles never misses an opportunity to get an autograph from any one of the Spice Girls.

  35. Phoebe Price Cleavage Queen Of Hearts Costume
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    What did she dress up as? Milk Duds? THANK YOU, GOOD NIGHT!!

  36. Paris Hilton Cleavage Midriff Legs Miniskirt Halloween Costume
    Martina
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    you guys are such phonies … there isn’t a guy here wouldn’t cream those tits

  37. Jon Voight Mitt Romney Nevada Campaign Headquarters
    Martina
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    “This is John Voight and we’re raising bail money for Mel Gibson, and … ” {{{click}}}

  38. Lionel Richie Crotch Grab
    Martina
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    “I used to have something here ..”

  39. Will Ferrell Tom Hanks Matching Moustaches LACMA Art And Film Gala
    Martina
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    We used to be important

  40. Jon Voight Mitt Romney Nevada Campaign Headquarters
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    “Hello? Hello. What? You have proof Obama wasn’t born in America?” *points to phone as face turns an urgent red* SOMEONE TRACE THIS CALL. TRACE. THIS . CALL!

  41. Lionel Richie Crotch Grab
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    Mongoloid Tom Jones.

  42. Usher Power 99 FM Powerhouse 30th Anniversary Concert
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    “Hey, Usher, find me a good seat near the middle, then go get me a large buttered popcorn. And keep that fucking flashlight out of my eyes!”

  43. Mayra Verónica Butt Spandex Suit PlayStation Epic Halloween Bash
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    If my old lady had an ass like that I’d have a map of the world tattooed on it and use her for a globe!

  44. Victoria Beckham Russell Brand LA Galaxy Game
    Bigalkie
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    Close your legs.. I can smell your last customer.

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