The Crap We Missed – Hurricane Sandy Punching Us In The Dick Edition

October 29th, 2012 // 712 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which miraculously came together before Sandy hurled a tree into my router. (Read: God wanted these titties on the Internet.) So before we all get plunged into days of darkness with the possibility of our mobile devices losing battery power, resulting in time spent verbally conversing with each other (What is this, Russia?), enjoy this collection that’s mostly slutty Halloween costumes. Starting with Gerard Butler who’s basically just roll-calling it now through Real Housewives, followed by Chris Brown the ever-subtle gentleman suitor, Baldy Spice, and finally, invisible Justin Bieber on his knees.

See you tomorrow or sometime mid-November from a Starbucks in the midwest,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. David Beckham Crotch Grab
    EricLr
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    Too proud to use the creme, huh?

  2. Will Ferrell Tom Hanks Matching Moustaches LACMA Art And Film Gala
    cc
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    No, no, no, no, YOUR movie was a bigger box office flop.

  3. Victoria Beckham Russell Brand LA Galaxy Game
    cc
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    He can’t even make kids laugh.

  4. Reese Witherspoon Post Baby Body Tight Dress
    catapostrophe
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    Looks like somebody really loves store openings.

  5. Diddy Rick James Halloween Costume Playboy Masion Party
    cc
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    By the looks of it, Hef invited all the best people to his party.

  6. Alexa Vega Cleavage Pink Wig Halloween Costume
    cc
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    God that’s lame…15 minutes in the dollar store and I could do better.

  7. Emma Bunton Balding Radio 2 Weekend With Wogan Children In Need Special
    cc
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    An IOU…in a gift bag…what the fuck?

  8. Grace Jones Stripper Pole
    catapostrophe
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    Not bad for 64 and a half.

  9. Usher Power 99 FM Powerhouse 30th Anniversary Concert
    Commented on this photo:

    So I’m guessing the next pic in the gallery will be Billie Joe throwing a tantrum?

  10. David Beckham Crotch Grab
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    Regular use of soap and water can work miracles, David.

  11. Phoebe Price Cleavage Queen Of Hearts Costume
    cc
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    Ah yes, that Hallowe’en classic, the slutty blackjack dealer.

  12. Heather McDonald Cleavage Wonder Woman Costume
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    How are you keeping a child alive by killing their heroes?

  13. Jennifer Love Hewitt Huge Butt
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    “A photographer is behind m…HEY! YOU! MY TITS ARE ON THIS SIDE!”

  14. Jeremy Renner Derpface LACMA Art And Film Gala
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    “Wait, you mean they’re releasing ‘Hansel & Gretel’?! I thought that was just a prank!”

  15. Reese Witherspoon Post Baby Body Tight Dress
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    “OMG OMG OMG we’re still in time for Happy Hour, I’m going to eat a whole steam table tray full of mozzarella sticks!”

  16. Katie Price Cleavage Midriff Leather Pants Drunk
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    She’s getting ready to film her new exercise/ plastic surgery informercial, “Abs of Leather.”

  17. Lionel Richie Crotch Grab
    Mr. Popfarts
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    “Lionel Richie ain’t been Black since the Commodores maaaan!” – Chris Rock (Rush Hour 2)

  18. Melissa Molinaro Cleavage Logan Browning Mr Bones Pumpkin Patch
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    “Huh, never been to a petting zoo with a rotting tuna. You guys can smell it too, right?”

  19. Jonah Hill
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    So he gets fat again for comedy roles, just like Robin Williams bearding it up for Serious Actor mode?

  20. Amber Valletta Nipples See Through Dress LACMA Art And Film Gala
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    Looks like Bill Nighy from Underworld.

  21. Will Ferrell Tom Hanks Matching Moustaches LACMA Art And Film Gala
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    “Okay guys, enough already, I get it. I’ll grow it back.” –Trebek

  22. Victoria Beckham Russell Brand LA Galaxy Game
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    “No, sorry luv, I can’t be expected to catch her, I’m not even wearing my legwarmers.”

  23. Patricia Arquette Drunk Cleavage LACMA Art And Film Gala
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    Her costume is post-prom date rape?

  24. Jennifer Love Hewitt Huge Butt
    Ernie Rutherford
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    Would do her “Monster’s Ball “style with enthusiasm

  25. Patricia Arquette Drunk Cleavage LACMA Art And Film Gala
    Ernie Rutherford
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    Bet she fucks like a hurricane

  26. Usher Power 99 FM Powerhouse 30th Anniversary Concert
    irocksocksoff
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    Invisible Bieber

  27. Jon Voight Mitt Romney Nevada Campaign Headquarters
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    “If you vote for Obama, I swear I will come to your house, snap your neck, smother your children and piss on your corpse! Now it’s been nice talking to you Angie, but put Brad on the phone…I wanna talk to him about that Chanel #5 ad”

  28. Paris Hilton Cleavage Midriff Legs Miniskirt Halloween Costume
    duder
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    You know what? If she could present me with a clean STD test, then I would do filthy, unforgivable things to her. I think she’s hot, no matter what you all say. Granted, I’d tape her mouth shut, but I do that to everyone I bang.

  29. Katie Price Cleavage Midriff Leather Pants Drunk
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    Her body is like the North American continent, the two ends are where the freaks are, and the middle is all dairy.

  30. Jonah Hill
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    “It turns out when you get fat, your hands stay the same size…I know, fuck me right??”

  31. Grace Jones Stripper Pole
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    would not make eye contact with.

  32. Phoebe Price Cleavage Queen Of Hearts Costume
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    Doesn’t it kind of tell you something when you dress up in a slutty Halloween costume, and it looks just like what you wear every day?

  33. Paris Hilton Cleavage Midriff Legs Miniskirt Halloween Costume
    Joycelyn Elders
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    WHAT IS GENTIAL HERPES?

    Genital herpes is a sexually transmitted disease (STD) caused by the herpes simplex viruses type 1 (HSV-1) or type 2 (HSV-2). Symptoms typically appear as one or more blisters on or around the genitals, rectum, or mouth. The blisters break and leave painful sores that may take two to four weeks to heal. Experiencing these symptoms is sometimes referred to as having an “outbreak.” The first time someone has an outbreak they may also experience flu-like symptoms such as fever, body aches, and swollen glands.
    THERE IS NO TREATMENT THAT CAN CURE HERPES. Antiviral medications can, however, prevent or shorten outbreaks during the period of time the person takes the medication. In addition, daily suppressive therapy (i.e., daily use of antiviral medication) for herpes can reduce the likelihood of transmission to partners. Persons with herpes should abstain from sexual activity with partners when sores or other symptoms of herpes are present. It is important to know that even if a person does not have any symptoms, he or she can still infect sex partners. Sex partners of infected persons should be advised that they may become infected and they should use condoms to reduce the risk. The surest way to avoid transmission of sexually transmitted diseases, including genital herpes, is to abstain from sexual contact, or to be in a long-term mutually monogamous relationship with a partner who has been tested and is known to be uninfected.

  34. Paris Hilton Cleavage Midriff Legs Miniskirt Halloween Costume
    Al Pacino
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    A herpavore ?

  35. Jessica White Halloween Lingerie Party
    Al Pacino
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    How about some creamy white filling?

  36. Cameron Diaz
    bacon bits
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    She’s starting to look a bit like Cindy Williams…

  37. Paris Hilton Cleavage Midriff Legs Miniskirt Halloween Costume
    Aaron
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    I can’t help myself. I think she’s gorgeous. And I hate myself for it.

  38. Jennifer Love Hewitt Huge Butt
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    All afternoon walking back and forth in front of that construction crew. Not a peep.

  39. Paris Hilton Cleavage Midriff Legs Miniskirt Halloween Costume
    squishy
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    Well, Paris is in garters again, must be Halloween!!

  40. Amber Valletta Nipples See Through Dress LACMA Art And Film Gala
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    The poor (or should that be, hard?) man’s version of Kristin Scott Thomas.

  41. Grace Jones Stripper Pole
    1NDUN
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    They should have reserved the name “Plenty O’Toole” for this one.

  42. Victoria Beckham Russell Brand LA Galaxy Game
    jd
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    “No, but I’d like a little Captain in me, if you know what I mean.”

  43. Chris Brown Checking Out Chicks In Rear View Mirror Playboy Mansion Halloween Party
    Carolyn
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    Neither one is wearing a seatbelt. We can only hope they get ejected.

  44. Arnold Schwarzenegger Picking Nose Neck Tattoo
    Carolyn
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    Just nasty.

  45. Jennifer Love Hewitt Huge Butt
    I'd still take one
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    After that show, the handjob will forever be known as the Party of Five.

  46. Arnold Schwarzenegger Picking Nose Neck Tattoo
    Evil Overlord
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    “Boogie-Boogie…Get the Boooggiieee!”

  47. Amber Valletta Nipples See Through Dress LACMA Art And Film Gala
    Donkeylicks
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    Your lights are on, but you’re not home
    Your mind is not your own

  48. Cameron Diaz
    Joaquin ingles
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    Well, it didn’t take too long to find the villain for the new Star Wars movie did it?

  49. Arnold Schwarzenegger Picking Nose Neck Tattoo
    Sliver
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    Wow…I bet Maria Shriver is kicking herself right now for leaving this guy….

  50. Amber Valletta Nipples See Through Dress LACMA Art And Film Gala
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    If your forehead takes up more than a third of your face, use bangs.

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