The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.9.11

September 9th, 2011 // 708 Comments

“Michael’s really alive and he’s in the backseat! HELLP!!!”

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring an inevitable moment in Kendra Wilkinson‘s life – “Ha! Someone saw mommy’s sex tape! SNORT.” – Britney Spears crawled under the fry lamp at McDonald’s again, Alexander Skarsgard can’t even walk down the street anymore and the leprechaun who’s been stealing all me shoes.

I know, we all miss Prostitute Toddler and Saw Phoebe Price’s Butt Kid,

- The Superficial

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  1. AnnaLynne McCord Midriff Fast Food
    TomFrank
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    I’ve never seen an A-cup drinking from a E-cup before.

  2. Elisabetta Canalis Naked PETA
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    she’s got the word “anal” in her name.

    that’s all I have to add to this discussion.

  3. Coco Cleavage
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    Dude looks like a lady.

  4. Coco Cleavage
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    This is not Coco’s best angle.

  5. Nicki Minaj
    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s ready for back-to-school at Star Fleet Academy.

  6. Goldie Hawn
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is seemingly everyone here making an Alien face this week?

  7. Justin Bieber Glasses
    Bonky
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    In all seriousness, is this kid turning into a woman right before our eyes ?

  8. Rose McGowan Cleavage
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    ‘ now leave me the fuck alone.Because so help me you will wish you got blown by Kirsten Dunst”

  9. Rose McGowan Cleavage
    Chet
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    I thought I told you not to bring up Manson.

  10. Bam Margera Scarf
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    Breaking news: reports are just rolling in that on Fashion’s Night Out, fashion was jumped in a dark alley by an unidentified assailant, then beaten and sodomized…Fashion has been left comatose and not expected to survive.

  11. Alexander Skarsgard What Maisie Knew
    Ruth
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    Seriously, who is this guy?

  12. Hayden Panettiere Cleavage
    Swearin
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    Can’t wait to see which one she picks to live in!

  13. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage
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    “Ahhh, he sorta reminds me of a little Hef.”

  14. Rose McGowan Cleavage
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    she probably looked awesome before the collagen injections making her lips look like that.

  15. Jonah Hill
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Inside every fat man there’s a thin man trying to get out and kick his career in the balls.

  16. Nicki Minaj
    TomFrank
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    Why is it that whenever I see Nicki Minaj, it looks like she’s a walking minstrel show?

    • hbw

      Why is it that whenever I see Nicki Minaj, it looks like she’s a walking menstrual show?

      Fixed it for you.

  17. Paz Vega Bikini
    Chet
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    Damn, love that glute-thigh contour.
    Ladies, take note.

  18. Aubrey ODay Cleavage
    Bonky
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    If prostitution had a rating system she would be a D-lister.

  19. Hayden Panettiere Cleavage
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    When did SHE get breast implants?? Or is she developing a Spelling Hole?

  20. Kim Kardashian Tight Jeans
    Commented on this photo:

    Moose knuckle? Came toe? More like Twin Peaks.

  21. Justin Bieber Glasses
    RHawk
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    “Wow, Greenwich Village is even better than Disneyland.”

  22. Lauren Conrad Cleavage
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yes, I am actually very smart. You might want to check the ‘Family Guy’ archives for reference.”

  23. Jennfier Love Hewitt Cleavage
    Bonky
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    “A hundreds guys here and they are all homo’s. Fantastic. I guess I gotta stop off at the 7-11 for more batteries.”

  24. Nicki Minaj
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    the guy is whispering in her ear that he lost the bid for a Lt.Uhura . and she is smiling in order to not cause a scene. As she is trying to be as casual as possible.

  25. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage
    RHawk
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    “Damn, I gotta stop drinking or start wearing underwear. I dropped another one out of there, and this one looks like a toddler.”

  26. Samuel L Jackson
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Black and blue all over

  27. Britney Spears Sunburn
    RHawk
    Commented on this photo:

    “Fuck Justin, I’m bringing crazy back.”

  28. Justin Bieber Glasses
    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    “Is that Jesus?! Master, have I done your bidding well?…wait, nevermind, it’s just another homeless guy”

  29. Ellen Barkin Kate Bosworth Another Happy Day
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this right before or right after they swapped spit?

  30. Aretha Franklin Blonde Wig
    hbw
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is “Low Rider” by War suddenly playing in my head?

  31. Elisabetta Canalis Naked PETA
    Commented on this photo:

    PETA is batshit crazy but their ads are spectacular.

    • Chet

      Another reason to be a leather-wearing meat-eater.
      -you don’t want these ads to go away.
      Hey, where can I get a seal-skin cap anyway?

  32. Aretha Franklin Blonde Wig
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    Al Sharpton goes drag?

  33. Aubrey ODay Cleavage
    RHawk
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    That dress is one way to keep people from noticing her face.

  34. Justin Bieber Glasses
    Richard McBeef
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    He’s got a wide open mouth and the splash goggles are on so you know it’s BUKKAKE TIME

  35. Kim Kardashian Tight Jeans
    Queef Sister
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    Hello Kim? It’s your vagina……I CAN’T BREATH!

  36. Nicki Minaj
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    “A week, maybe ten days and I am totally out of ideas for new looks.”

  37. Vanessa Hudgens
    Satan's bitch
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    Naughty Nancy – the Teen Years.

  38. Jennfier Love Hewitt Cleavage
    HumpinFrog
    Commented on this photo:

    “Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy. Fun, Fun, Fun, Fun, Fun. The wonderful thing about titties, is there are more than one. There are more than one!” – Tigger

  39. Eddie Cibrian Charisma
    Richard McBeef
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    It’s either a more gay version of Dean Cain or less gay version. I’m not sure.

  40. Nicki Minaj
    a short haired girl
    Commented on this photo:

    problem?

  41. AnnaLynne McCord Midriff Fast Food
    Richard McBeef
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    Mosquitos are terrible in southern california this time of year.

  42. Bam Margera Scarf
    Uncle Denial
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    There’s something different about Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow.

  43. Nicki Minaj
    Paul Bunyan
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d like to take that bitch and swing her into a tree.

  44. Bam Margera Scarf
    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    Who else looks at this pic and wants to boot stomp that smirk off his mug?

  45. Thomas Jane Fedora
    helka
    Commented on this photo:

    Would.

  46. Bam Margera Scarf
    Carlton Banks
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    How many chins do you think he’s hiding under there?

  47. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage
    Uncle Denial
    Commented on this photo:

    Uhh, he’s not planking, he’s dead.

  48. Jonah Hill
    helka
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    I liked him better when he was fat and sloppy.

  49. Aretha Franklin Blonde Wig
    Richard McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    the boobs and the shirt make MC Escher cry.

  50. Nicki Minaj
    Rebelminion
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait…. one in the pink… two in the stink? Is that right?

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