“Michael’s really alive and he’s in the backseat! HELLP!!!”
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring an inevitable moment in Kendra Wilkinson‘s life – “Ha! Someone saw mommy’s sex tape! SNORT.” – Britney Spears crawled under the fry lamp at McDonald’s again, Alexander Skarsgard can’t even walk down the street anymore and the leprechaun who’s been stealing all me shoes.
I know, we all miss Prostitute Toddler and Saw Phoebe Price’s Butt Kid,
- The Superficial
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I’ve never seen an A-cup drinking from a E-cup before.
she’s got the word “anal” in her name.
that’s all I have to add to this discussion.
Something on your mind?
Yeah, you’ve made that joke twice in the last 20 minutes.
I didn’t think it was a joke, it is fact!
Dude looks like a lady.
This is not Coco’s best angle.
There is no angle that would make me want to hit that.
She’s ready for back-to-school at Star Fleet Academy.
Why is seemingly everyone here making an Alien face this week?
Alien from the movie Alien, I mean.
In all seriousness, is this kid turning into a woman right before our eyes ?
Kid? Hillary Swank is already a beautiful woman.
BTW, that half-face reflection in the window is extremely creepy.
Judging by the lavender leather jacket…yes.
‘ now leave me the fuck alone.Because so help me you will wish you got blown by Kirsten Dunst”
I thought I told you not to bring up Manson.
Breaking news: reports are just rolling in that on Fashion’s Night Out, fashion was jumped in a dark alley by an unidentified assailant, then beaten and sodomized…Fashion has been left comatose and not expected to survive.
I was going to say “More like Fashion’s Night Off”, but your comment was better. +1
Seriously, who is this guy?
He reminds me of David McCallum, man from uncle!
No comparison!! Illya Kuryakin was WAY sexier.
This guy is a GOD. A gorgeous, Swedish, VIKING. He makes us hot and wet and wiggly.
He is yummy.
Me want.
Can’t wait to see which one she picks to live in!
“Ahhh, he sorta reminds me of a little Hef.”
she probably looked awesome before the collagen injections making her lips look like that.
She totally fucked up her face.
Inside every fat man there’s a thin man trying to get out and kick his career in the balls.
Why is it that whenever I see Nicki Minaj, it looks like she’s a walking minstrel show?
Why is it that whenever I see Nicki Minaj, it looks like she’s a walking menstrual show?
Fixed it for you.
Damn, love that glute-thigh contour.
Ladies, take note.
I take note. Now if only my butt and thigh would jot this down as well.
That’s one of the best examples I’ve seen in a while.
If prostitution had a rating system she would be a D-lister.
When did SHE get breast implants?? Or is she developing a Spelling Hole?
That’s the fourth unforgivable curse.
No, that’s where that giant dick-slapped her.
Or wore a groove.
Moose knuckle? Came toe? More like Twin Peaks.
“Wow, Greenwich Village is even better than Disneyland.”
“Yes, I am actually very smart. You might want to check the ‘Family Guy’ archives for reference.”
“A hundreds guys here and they are all homo’s. Fantastic. I guess I gotta stop off at the 7-11 for more batteries.”
the guy is whispering in her ear that he lost the bid for a Lt.Uhura . and she is smiling in order to not cause a scene. As she is trying to be as casual as possible.
“Damn, I gotta stop drinking or start wearing underwear. I dropped another one out of there, and this one looks like a toddler.”
Black and blue all over
“Fuck Justin, I’m bringing crazy back.”
“Is that Jesus?! Master, have I done your bidding well?…wait, nevermind, it’s just another homeless guy”
Is this right before or right after they swapped spit?
Why is “Low Rider” by War suddenly playing in my head?
PETA is batshit crazy but their ads are spectacular.
Another reason to be a leather-wearing meat-eater.
-you don’t want these ads to go away.
Hey, where can I get a seal-skin cap anyway?
Al Sharpton goes drag?
That dress is one way to keep people from noticing her face.
He’s got a wide open mouth and the splash goggles are on so you know it’s BUKKAKE TIME
Hello Kim? It’s your vagina……I CAN’T BREATH!
I lol’d.
“A week, maybe ten days and I am totally out of ideas for new looks.”
Naughty Nancy – the Teen Years.
“Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy. Fun, Fun, Fun, Fun, Fun. The wonderful thing about titties, is there are more than one. There are more than one!” – Tigger
It’s either a more gay version of Dean Cain or less gay version. I’m not sure.
Okay… LeAnn Rimes is just his beard. That explains a lot now.
problem?
Mosquitos are terrible in southern california this time of year.
There’s something different about Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow.
+1
I’d like to take that bitch and swing her into a tree.
Who else looks at this pic and wants to boot stomp that smirk off his mug?
You take the smirk, I’ll take the mole
Would.
How many chins do you think he’s hiding under there?
Are you trying to imply he’s smuggling in Chinese emigrants?
Uhh, he’s not planking, he’s dead.
I liked him better when he was fat and sloppy.
the boobs and the shirt make MC Escher cry.
Wait…. one in the pink… two in the stink? Is that right?