“Michael’s really alive and he’s in the backseat! HELLP!!!”
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring an inevitable moment in Kendra Wilkinson‘s life – “Ha! Someone saw mommy’s sex tape! SNORT.” – Britney Spears crawled under the fry lamp at McDonald’s again, Alexander Skarsgard can’t even walk down the street anymore and the leprechaun who’s been stealing all me shoes.
I know, we all miss Prostitute Toddler and Saw Phoebe Price’s Butt Kid,
- The Superficial
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She’s dressed like a skank but I find her creepy and not the least bit sexy.
“Somebody recognized me!”
she’s been making that face for 22 years now
You bet your sweet bippy!
I would say more like 35 years.
There’s always some honky in the back saying it all through closed eyes…
I want the Red Ben 10 Ultimate Alien with my Happy Meal!!!!
someone needs to spend some quality time on the treadmill.
yeah, cuz gaining any weight during pregnancy is just fucked up. :/
You know what’s even more fucked up? Not knowing what sarcasm is.
5 lbs should be max!!
Dr. Lecter? … Dr. Lecter?
It’s ok. She looks better undressed…
He’s just copying what his Mom does mostly all day.
I want to hate him for being a deceitful in-the-closet homosexual pretending to be a nice family man while he secretly humps twinks & bears all over the world’s major cities.
But he’s just so damned likeable.
And I could be wrong about all that other stuff.
I agree. Plus he looks so damn happy and content all the time! You just can’t hate a guy who’s enjoying his life so well.
AND he’s always photographed spending time with his kids on vacation, all laughing and smiling, all happy and stuff. GAWD what a loser! :-)
Adopted kids and older wife, hasn’t been caught cheating with any another women.. Lets just agree that the closet door is open… But if not good for him!!
Clearly, he has no business being featured on this site!
His expression tells me he’s wishing she was 12 years older and swinging from his cock
Her crotch looks like a crime scene.
Don’t ya think it’s a little early for Christmas ornaments?
I’m glad Chastity Bono finally shaved.
Dressed up as “the Penguin meets Geisha” for an early Halloween.
What is the point of these posts? No story behind them, just Justin Bieber was in NY. Who gives a shit?
Uh wow, there, Cranky.
Droog’s got her own Milkbar
Bit of a pain in me gulliver
In the 70′s we’d have seen some fur and that would have been enough. Leave a little fur, ladies!
How many is a brazilian?
“how many is a Brazilian?”
Why, none at all, of course.
You missed the joke. It was a stab at Bush.
or the lack thereof
If you want to score a 10 on the attention whore scale, you can tween topless photos of yourself in a hot tub…or this.
“I gotta keep the markers close in case I need to redraw my face.”
Dimples??? Looks like he’s been scarred for life.
This might be what Chaz Bono would look like if he shaved, lost some weight & squeezed into a cool black leather jacket.
He looks as bored as I’d be at the US Open.
“Say ‘what’ again!!”
The pants are obviously reversible – depending on which side is fatter that day.
I finally understand the big boobs and ass!! He’s post-op!
Give a motherf—-r get some space!
R-E-S-P-E-C-T…keep those boobs away from me!
lol
“What? How could I resist making the Rock-em Sock-em Robots movie?”
Motherfucker would look like a pimp in a wifebeater and daisy dukes!
seriously…bitch looks like a man.
…Wearing bubble-gum pink lip smackers. A darker color would play up his skin tone much better.
Looks like he needs some Friends.
loled.
In pictures like this there is always a hollow shell of a man holding a topless picture of himself whose eyes say it all. Namely “I made a huuuuge mistake…”.
one of her boobs looks at least two sizes more talented than the other.
+1
it’s better for gripping
Hahahaha.
If I wasn’t so lazy, I’d totally stalk her.
Overheard in the cockpit:
“Should we give Engine #1 a short burst and blow Britney’s dress up?”
“Only if you can turn the clock back to 2003 first. *sigh* “
“douche-what? I was the punisher dammit!”
Imma slap you bitch ass you axe me one more time to skate.
Yo, I can skate, just don’ wanna get my wheels dirty.
…and he just realized Ray-J is up in the catwalk.
He just saw the post about Ali Lohan.
weird shirt and bad angles…with a HUGE ass stuffed in it.
Guess she’s got like 3 boobs at least.
Is this the same orange dress as the last two times?
In my next life I want to come back as Clooney. When you can kick hotness like this to the curb you’re as badass as it gets.
…and then move on to Stacy Keibler…because you can.
Very clever. A diamond necklace to cover up the pearl one.
“You didn’t even see me rollin…”
Ha!
Sleeves: It’s time.
And the rest
Oops that shoulda been a reply to McFeely. Damn iPad. And beer.
So now you know what the word “whore” means you are just going to lay there until you die ?
Do I look like I work for the gotdam clothing store to you?
Electrocuted, drowned, beaten, then skinned alive.
Sounds like a new (old?) Eli Roth movie.
“We done here? Great. Anyone seen my leather jacket and boots? Cause I have a lunch meeting at Morton’s in like 20 minutes.”
+1