The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.9.11

September 9th, 2011 // 708 Comments

“Michael’s really alive and he’s in the backseat! HELLP!!!”

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring an inevitable moment in Kendra Wilkinson‘s life – “Ha! Someone saw mommy’s sex tape! SNORT.” – Britney Spears crawled under the fry lamp at McDonald’s again, Alexander Skarsgard can’t even walk down the street anymore and the leprechaun who’s been stealing all me shoes.

I know, we all miss Prostitute Toddler and Saw Phoebe Price’s Butt Kid,

- The Superficial

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  1. Aubrey ODay Cleavage
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    She’s dressed like a skank but I find her creepy and not the least bit sexy.

  2. Goldie Hawn
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    “Somebody recognized me!”

  3. Goldie Hawn
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    she’s been making that face for 22 years now

  4. Samuel L Jackson
    bonerofcuntention
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    There’s always some honky in the back saying it all through closed eyes…

  5. Justin Bieber Glasses
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    I want the Red Ben 10 Ultimate Alien with my Happy Meal!!!!

  6. Bryce Dallas Howard Pregnant Cleavage
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    someone needs to spend some quality time on the treadmill.

  7. Alexander Skarsgard What Maisie Knew
    Satan's bitch
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    Dr. Lecter? … Dr. Lecter?

  8. Kelly Brook Tight Dress Cleavage
    bonerofcuntention
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    It’s ok. She looks better undressed…

  9. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage
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    He’s just copying what his Mom does mostly all day.

  10. Hugh Jackman Real Steel
    Cock Dr
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    I want to hate him for being a deceitful in-the-closet homosexual pretending to be a nice family man while he secretly humps twinks & bears all over the world’s major cities.
    But he’s just so damned likeable.
    And I could be wrong about all that other stuff.

  11. Alexander Skarsgard What Maisie Knew
    Swearin
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    His expression tells me he’s wishing she was 12 years older and swinging from his cock

  12. Kim Kardashian Tight Jeans
    Cock Dr
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    Her crotch looks like a crime scene.

  13. Alexander Skarsgard What Maisie Knew
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    Don’t ya think it’s a little early for Christmas ornaments?

  14. Oliver Platt
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    I’m glad Chastity Bono finally shaved.

  15. Nicki Minaj
    Chet
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    Dressed up as “the Penguin meets Geisha” for an early Halloween.

  16. Justin Bieber Glasses
    Danklin
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    What is the point of these posts? No story behind them, just Justin Bieber was in NY. Who gives a shit?

  17. Aubrey ODay Cleavage
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Droog’s got her own Milkbar

  18. Elisabetta Canalis Naked PETA
    jonesy
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    In the 70′s we’d have seen some fur and that would have been enough. Leave a little fur, ladies!

  19. Nicki Minaj
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    If you want to score a 10 on the attention whore scale, you can tween topless photos of yourself in a hot tub…or this.

  20. Nicki Minaj
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    “I gotta keep the markers close in case I need to redraw my face.”

  21. Eddie Cibrian Charisma
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    Dimples??? Looks like he’s been scarred for life.

  22. Jonah Hill
    Cock Dr
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    This might be what Chaz Bono would look like if he shaved, lost some weight & squeezed into a cool black leather jacket.

  23. Matthew Perry
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    He looks as bored as I’d be at the US Open.

  24. Samuel L Jackson
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    “Say ‘what’ again!!”

  25. Kim Kardashian Tight Jeans
    bonerofcuntention
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    The pants are obviously reversible – depending on which side is fatter that day.

  26. Coco Cleavage
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    I finally understand the big boobs and ass!! He’s post-op!

  27. Samuel L Jackson
    Chet
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    Give a motherf—-r get some space!

  28. Aretha Franklin Blonde Wig
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    R-E-S-P-E-C-T…keep those boobs away from me!

  29. Hugh Jackman Real Steel
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    “What? How could I resist making the Rock-em Sock-em Robots movie?”

  30. Samuel L Jackson
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    Motherfucker would look like a pimp in a wifebeater and daisy dukes!

  31. Coco Cleavage
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    seriously…bitch looks like a man.

    • Satan's bitch

      …Wearing bubble-gum pink lip smackers. A darker color would play up his skin tone much better.

  32. Matthew Perry
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    Looks like he needs some Friends.

  33. Eddie Cibrian Charisma
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    In pictures like this there is always a hollow shell of a man holding a topless picture of himself whose eyes say it all. Namely “I made a huuuuge mistake…”.

  34. Kelly Brook Tight Dress Cleavage
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    one of her boobs looks at least two sizes more talented than the other.

  35. Britney Spears Sunburn
    TomFrank
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    Overheard in the cockpit:

    “Should we give Engine #1 a short burst and blow Britney’s dress up?”
    “Only if you can turn the clock back to 2003 first. *sigh* “

  36. Thomas Jane Fedora
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    “douche-what? I was the punisher dammit!”

  37. Chris Brown
    Chet
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    Imma slap you bitch ass you axe me one more time to skate.
    Yo, I can skate, just don’ wanna get my wheels dirty.

  38. Hugh Jackman Real Steel
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    …and he just realized Ray-J is up in the catwalk.

  39. Justin Bieber Glasses
    Ariane
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    He just saw the post about Ali Lohan.

  40. Kim Kardashian Tight Jeans
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    weird shirt and bad angles…with a HUGE ass stuffed in it.

  41. Aretha Franklin Blonde Wig
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    Guess she’s got like 3 boobs at least.

  42. Jennfier Love Hewitt Cleavage
    TomFrank
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    Is this the same orange dress as the last two times?

  43. Elisabetta Canalis Naked PETA
    sooooooosuperficial
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    In my next life I want to come back as Clooney. When you can kick hotness like this to the curb you’re as badass as it gets.

  44. Aubrey ODay Cleavage
    hbw
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    Very clever. A diamond necklace to cover up the pearl one.

  45. Chris Brown
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “You didn’t even see me rollin…”

  46. Goldie Hawn
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    Sleeves: It’s time.

  47. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage
    Bonky
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    So now you know what the word “whore” means you are just going to lay there until you die ?

  48. Samuel L Jackson
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    Do I look like I work for the gotdam clothing store to you?

  49. Elisabetta Canalis Naked PETA
    Chet
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    Electrocuted, drowned, beaten, then skinned alive.
    Sounds like a new (old?) Eli Roth movie.

  50. Elisabetta Canalis Naked PETA
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    “We done here? Great. Anyone seen my leather jacket and boots? Cause I have a lunch meeting at Morton’s in like 20 minutes.”

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