The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.9.11

September 9th, 2011 // 708 Comments

“Michael’s really alive and he’s in the backseat! HELLP!!!”

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring an inevitable moment in Kendra Wilkinson‘s life – “Ha! Someone saw mommy’s sex tape! SNORT.” – Britney Spears crawled under the fry lamp at McDonald’s again, Alexander Skarsgard can’t even walk down the street anymore and the leprechaun who’s been stealing all me shoes.

I know, we all miss Prostitute Toddler and Saw Phoebe Price’s Butt Kid,

- The Superficial

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  1. Bam Margera Scarf
    Buddy the Elf
    Commented on this photo:

    Douchenozzle.

  2. Britney Spears Sunburn
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    The one good thing about this girl is you are pretty sure she has no STD’s. I mean she was with 3 guys in her life. Only KFED comes close to being a “contagion” but I think that’s it.

  3. Jennfier Love Hewitt Cleavage
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    With tits like that she really should be getting more…. well… EVERYTHING !
    I mean why doesn’t this country reward hot chicks with nice big boobs. Some klnd of tax break or a voucher or something ?

  4. Goldie Hawn
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s 800 years old and still a hell of alot of fun to get drunk with !

  5. Matthew Perry
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    “So this is how it ends ? I should have killed myself when I was still on Friends.”

  6. Coco Cleavage
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    It seems every other time I see her I want to have sex with her. This is not one of those times.

  7. Kelly Brook Tight Dress Cleavage
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    I need to see this woman totally naked…. NOW !

  8. Hugh Jackman Real Steel
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    He might be a homo. We’re still doing the math on this one…..

  9. Kim Kardashian Tight Jeans
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    Forget camel toe, that thing is the freaking Grand Canyon.

  10. Vanessa Hudgens
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    Poor Vanessa, always trying to convert another one.

  11. Jonah Hill
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    If Glenn Beck and “Chaz” Bono had a baby (Yes, I know the press release says Chaz is a man, but look under the hood.).

  12. Elisabetta Canalis Naked PETA
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    If PETA was around in the 1970′s when I was a teen I could have saved alot of money buying porn magazines. Kids today have it all.

  13. Rose McGowan Cleavage
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    Is she supposed to be hot ?. Is that what’s considered hot today ?

  14. Paz Vega Bikini
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is she getting all these pages ?. I can find someone like her anywhere in the Bronx.

  15. Alexander Skarsgard What Maisie Knew
    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    what i would do to take a ride on the skarsgard train…

  16. yes/no/maybe/so

    LOL@ Satan. Also Mr. NHCollins. Your statement is not a proper sentence. “what was I read above”.

  17. Justin Bieber Glasses
    Lpppooooll
    Commented on this photo:

    This begs for Photoshop.

  18. Jennfier Love Hewitt Cleavage
    SlipperyNipple
    Commented on this photo:

    Purple arms.

  19. right

    the little queer wears those glasses so when he takes it on the face
    ========D — – — it doesn’t get in his eyes.

  20. Alexander Skarsgard What Maisie Knew
    harlee
    Commented on this photo:

    Eric braves the daylight for a Happy Meal…

  21. Aretha Franklin Blonde Wig
    gunty mcgunt
    Commented on this photo:

    Her back tits are almost as big as her front tits

  22. Kim Kardashian Tight Jeans
    CranAppleSnapple
    Commented on this photo:

    They’ll need the jaws of life to cut her out of those pants. Or they could just wait for her to ingest them vaginally.

  23. Aretha Franklin Blonde Wig
    Zombie Kitty
    Commented on this photo:

    You all missed the tit hanging from her chin

  24. Kim Kardashian Tight Jeans
    Zombie Kitty
    Commented on this photo:

    JESUS CHRIST imagine the smell?!?!?!?!?!

  25. Hayden Panettiere Cleavage
    Zombie Kitty
    Commented on this photo:

    Star trek extra

  26. Britney Spears Sunburn
    Mae
    Commented on this photo:

    Maybe it’s the distance but dang if she doesn’t look better here than any time in the past 4 years.

  27. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Fight The Power.

  28. Jennfier Love Hewitt Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Hot.

  29. Nicki Minaj
    Commented on this photo:

    Ugh.

  30. Julianne Hough Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Fondle mode **ENABLED**

  31. Matthew Perry
    Commented on this photo:

    Chnandler Bong.

  32. Chris Brown
    Commented on this photo:

    Ass hat.

  33. venom

    If he showed up to school in those glasses his head would be in the toilet faster than he could say Baby. Could we test this hypothesis?

  34. AnnaLynne McCord Midriff Fast Food
    Steelerchick
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s Amy Winehouse’s dad doing on the cup??

  35. Bryce Dallas Howard Pregnant Cleavage
    Steelerchick
    Commented on this photo:

    Just goes to prove anyone can get laid.

  36. Matthew Perry
    Steelerchick
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like a man going through withdrawls.

  37. Aretha Franklin Blonde Wig
    Steelerchick
    Commented on this photo:

    Mah hair!!! I borrowed if from Carrot Top. Do you like??

  38. Coco Cleavage
    Steelerchick
    Commented on this photo:

    Coco be ware of my face??

  39. bitingontinfoil

    I HATE THOSE STUPID FUCKING GLASSES!!!

  40. AnnaLynne McCord Midriff Fast Food
    Kitty
    Commented on this photo:

    eww that is really an awful midsection. I dunno it looks really really weird….

  41. Coco Cleavage
    Kitty
    Commented on this photo:

    wow somewhat normal attire…

  42. Kelly Brook Tight Dress Cleavage
    Kitty
    Commented on this photo:

    I LOVE HER, she is totally beautiful and sexy!

  43. Paz Vega Bikini
    Kitty
    Commented on this photo:

    WHY!! WHY MUST YOU HAVE A WEDGIE IN A BIKINI. I hate it… ir eally hate that style, a little butt hanging out the bottom is cute but this? I hate it… ugh.

  44. Coco Cleavage
    Tuppy
    Commented on this photo:

    Whoa, raspy….

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