“Michael’s really alive and he’s in the backseat! HELLP!!!”
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring an inevitable moment in Kendra Wilkinson‘s life – “Ha! Someone saw mommy’s sex tape! SNORT.” – Britney Spears crawled under the fry lamp at McDonald’s again, Alexander Skarsgard can’t even walk down the street anymore and the leprechaun who’s been stealing all me shoes.
I know, we all miss Prostitute Toddler and Saw Phoebe Price’s Butt Kid,
- The Superficial
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Douchenozzle.
The one good thing about this girl is you are pretty sure she has no STD’s. I mean she was with 3 guys in her life. Only KFED comes close to being a “contagion” but I think that’s it.
With tits like that she really should be getting more…. well… EVERYTHING !
I mean why doesn’t this country reward hot chicks with nice big boobs. Some klnd of tax break or a voucher or something ?
She’s 800 years old and still a hell of alot of fun to get drunk with !
“So this is how it ends ? I should have killed myself when I was still on Friends.”
It seems every other time I see her I want to have sex with her. This is not one of those times.
I need to see this woman totally naked…. NOW !
He might be a homo. We’re still doing the math on this one…..
Forget camel toe, that thing is the freaking Grand Canyon.
Poor Vanessa, always trying to convert another one.
If Glenn Beck and “Chaz” Bono had a baby (Yes, I know the press release says Chaz is a man, but look under the hood.).
If PETA was around in the 1970′s when I was a teen I could have saved alot of money buying porn magazines. Kids today have it all.
Is she supposed to be hot ?. Is that what’s considered hot today ?
Why is she getting all these pages ?. I can find someone like her anywhere in the Bronx.
what i would do to take a ride on the skarsgard train…
LOL@ Satan. Also Mr. NHCollins. Your statement is not a proper sentence. “what was I read above”.
This begs for Photoshop.
Purple arms.
the little queer wears those glasses so when he takes it on the face
========D — – — it doesn’t get in his eyes.
Eric braves the daylight for a Happy Meal…
Her back tits are almost as big as her front tits
They’ll need the jaws of life to cut her out of those pants. Or they could just wait for her to ingest them vaginally.
You all missed the tit hanging from her chin
JESUS CHRIST imagine the smell?!?!?!?!?!
Star trek extra
Maybe it’s the distance but dang if she doesn’t look better here than any time in the past 4 years.
Fight The Power.
Hot.
Ugh.
Fondle mode **ENABLED**
Chnandler Bong.
Ass hat.
If he showed up to school in those glasses his head would be in the toilet faster than he could say Baby. Could we test this hypothesis?
What’s Amy Winehouse’s dad doing on the cup??
Just goes to prove anyone can get laid.
Looks like a man going through withdrawls.
Mah hair!!! I borrowed if from Carrot Top. Do you like??
Coco be ware of my face??
I HATE THOSE STUPID FUCKING GLASSES!!!
eww that is really an awful midsection. I dunno it looks really really weird….
wow somewhat normal attire…
I LOVE HER, she is totally beautiful and sexy!
WHY!! WHY MUST YOU HAVE A WEDGIE IN A BIKINI. I hate it… ir eally hate that style, a little butt hanging out the bottom is cute but this? I hate it… ugh.
Whoa, raspy….