The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.9.11

September 9th, 2011 // 708 Comments

“Michael’s really alive and he’s in the backseat! HELLP!!!”

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring an inevitable moment in Kendra Wilkinson‘s life – “Ha! Someone saw mommy’s sex tape! SNORT.” – Britney Spears crawled under the fry lamp at McDonald’s again, Alexander Skarsgard can’t even walk down the street anymore and the leprechaun who’s been stealing all me shoes.

I know, we all miss Prostitute Toddler and Saw Phoebe Price’s Butt Kid,

- The Superficial

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  1. Justin Bieber Glasses
    it had to be said
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    Gary Busey?

  2. Aubrey ODay Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    Man, I usually don’t have anything against skanks, but what a skank.

  3. Jennfier Love Hewitt Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    Just goes to show, with mummy wrap and elbow grease all things are boneable.

  4. Coco Cleavage
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    this dude is lookin busted…

  5. Oliver Platt
    it had to be said
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    George Lopez needs to lay off the chimichangas.

  6. Julianne Hough Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    I’d do her.

  7. Samuel L Jackson
    it had to be said
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    Good luck getting a cab home from there, Sam.

  8. Goldie Hawn
    Any Guy
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    oldie hawn

  9. Nicki Minaj
    SteveG
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    Charges too much, never took of her pants AND she doesn’t swallow. Save your money.

  10. Justin Bieber Glasses
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    This is his default reaction when he sees Usher…

  11. Thomas Jane Fedora
    it had to be said
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    Usually purple is a pimp color, but on you . . . not so much.

  12. Kim Kardashian Tight Jeans
    it had to be said
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    I think the whole camel fell into her crotch. Good thing it can survive for so long . . .

  13. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage
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    Wow, I guess you really CAN die from shame…

  14. Vanessa Hudgens
    it had to be said
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    “So, are you going to suck it or not?”

  15. Bam Margera Scarf
    it had to be said
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    I thought he died. Who died?

  16. Aretha Franklin Blonde Wig
    SteveG
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    Still way more fuckable than Minaj.

  17. Eddie Cibrian Charisma
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    Those aren’t dimples… Leann tried to suck some left over morsel of food out of his mouth…

  18. Aretha Franklin Blonde Wig
    Any Guy
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    Han, mah bukee, keel-ee caleya ku kah. Wanta dah moole-rah? Wonkee chee sa crispa con Greedo?

  19. Kim Kardashian Tight Jeans
    Chinto
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    Reverse Wedgie

  20. Kelly Brook Tight Dress Cleavage
    SteveG
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    God is a dude.

  21. peanut

    insert your hog…here. second, biatches!

  22. Paz Vega Bikini
    Chinto
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    Hey, can’t a guy take a piss in private

    • Cock Dr

      The answer is “no”.
      Asses clad in bright red thong type bikini bottoms lose the right to privacy. There was a Supreme Court ruling on that back in the 80′s.

  23. grobpilot

    Looks like he’s (she’s?) trolling for penis.

  24. Kim Kardashian Tight Jeans
    SteveG
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    Armenian Moose Knuckle. That’s what being able to dunk will get you. That, and herpes. probably.

  25. Paz Vega Bikini
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    Dannng nice

  26. Chris Brown
    SteveG
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    Anyone seen this jizz-stain actually skate?

  27. Elisabetta Canalis Naked PETA
    Chinto
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    electrocuted, drowned, beaten and THEN skinned alive? That’s going a little too far.

  28. Justin Bieber Glasses
    Cock Dr
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    I’ll bet she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose with that yap.

  29. Satan

    I will celebrate the day this phoney ODs on drugs and alcohol, which will probably be in a few years after his career tanks when his fan base discovers real music.

  30. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage
    GuyLeDouche
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    Uh-oh: he looked up into the abyss and learned that the abyss also looks down into you.

  31. Alexander Skarsgard What Maisie Knew
    Cock Dr
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    It’s like riding a towering blue-eyed amusement park ride.

  32. Aubrey ODay Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    She would make a fabulous porn star or Hooters waitress.

  33. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage
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    Planking…it’s hereditary.

  34. Lauren Conrad Cleavage
    Jan'
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    Marsha, Marsha Marsha

  35. Jennfier Love Hewitt Cleavage
    Jan'
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    The hair is all wrong

  36. Alexander Skarsgard What Maisie Knew
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    Do you think the studio warned local 911 operators that the 6′ 5″ pied piper of pedoland is actually just filming a movie?

  37. Eddie Cibrian Charisma
    Cock Dr
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    It’s a real turnoff when a guy thinks they’re god’s gift to the world’s vaginas.

  38. AnnaLynne McCord Midriff Fast Food
    Jan'
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    That cup is 3xs the size of her hips

  39. Aubrey ODay Cleavage
    jew
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    who is this slopbox?

  40. Goldie Hawn
    Jan'
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    Granny cakes

  41. Jennfier Love Hewitt Cleavage
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    How many of those elastic ace bandage dresses did she buy?

    • dontkillthemessenger

      If it’s more than 1, why do we constantly see her in some tablecloth outfit?

      Heck, I’d marry her. My phone is ringing…

  42. Random Task

    “I see Disneyland !I see Disneyland! I see Disneyland !”

  43. AnnaLynne McCord Midriff Fast Food
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    It’s hard not to love a girl with perky nipples and “anal” in her name.

  44. Jennfier Love Hewitt Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    It hardly looks like the same angry woman carrying a boxed cheesecake.
    I told you she would be happier once she got it home & eaten. Even her jugs seem perkier.

  45. Hayden Panettiere Cleavage
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Bright and early the next morning, the shoemaker rose and went to his work-bench. There lay a pair of shoes, beautifully made, and the leather was gone!

  46. Matthew Perry
    Jan'
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    He looks well.

  47. Paz Vega Bikini
    bonerofcuntention
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    boyzass!

  48. Oliver Platt
    Cock Dr
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    Character actors can pork up all they want.

  49. Kelly Brook Tight Dress Cleavage
    Jan'
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    She doesn’t know how to dress.

  50. Aretha Franklin Blonde Wig
    Cock Dr
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    She has boobs all over. Something not right.

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