The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.7.12

September 7th, 2012 // 547 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which hopefully you’ll check out as soon as you’re done telling Pink & Miley Cyrus to kill themselves because of their haircuts. Anyway, today we’ve got Kellan Lutz who knows there’s nothing sexier than giving your lady pink eye, a rarely seen side of Pippa Middleton, Dubya’s daughters not falling far from the moron tree, and finally, remember yesterday, when we all agreed Scarjo endorsing Obama was an awful idea?

Yeah, shit just got way worse,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Sean Connery US Open
    flipz
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    Is that Robbie Robertson with him?! I’d swear on my life it is. Weird.

  2. Ilary Blasi Cleavage Vougue Fashions Night Out
    Lou Braccant
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    Celebrate Fashion’s night out by getting your tits out!!

  3. Madonna Obama Written On Back
    Nate
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    That Madonna dude is no Jon Hamm.

  4. Mariah Carey Tight See Through Dress Sunglasses
    Skeeter
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    I’d motorboat those tits and spray her face.

  5. Barbara Bush Jenna Hager Bush Martha Stewart US Open
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
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    The lizard back left’s face doesn’t fit it’s head that well, and the lizard back right must smell blood.

  6. Billy Joe Armstrong VMAs
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    That hair is what you get when you try to transform your “pick up the kids form school” hair into “I’m pink rock” hair. This dude should stop pretending.

  7. Alec Baldwin, Hilaria Thomas US Open
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    Her name is Hilarius.

  8. Pippa Middleton Legs Minidress
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    An entire country of dudes in drag.

  9. Jay-Z Middle Finger
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    That’s the number of friends Kanye has.

  10. Quinton Aarron Butsy Date VMAs Afterparty
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    Grape Ape.

  11. Kellan Lutz Bloomingdales 59th Street Celebrates Fashions Night Out
    InkyBlack
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    I do love these natural shots, so spontaneous. Not contrived at all. Or camp, no, absolutely not camp.

  12. Quinton Aarron Butsy Date VMAs Afterparty
    InkyBlack
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    Who smacked her in the mouth?

  13. Mariah Carey Tight See Through Dress Sunglasses
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    Introducing Goodyear’s new steel-belted radial dress. Rated to 60 psi.

  14. Nicole Eggert Legs Daisy Dukes
    Ms. Swan
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    She look like a brick.

  15. Barbara Bush Jenna Hager Bush Martha Stewart US Open
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    This is the Kobayashi Maru test of sniper training. You get one bullet.

  16. Kellan Lutz Bloomingdales 59th Street Celebrates Fashions Night Out
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    John Ham is like “whatever.”

  17. Mariah Carey Tight See Through Dress Sunglasses
    popwilleatitself
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    When did eyebrows and foreheads start needing sunglasses?

  18. Deena Cortese Cleavage Legs Tight Minidress VMAs Afterparty
    Cuban
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    Am I the only one willing to admit that I would bang the shit out of Deena?

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