Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which hopefully you’ll check out as soon as you’re done telling Pink & Miley Cyrus to kill themselves because of their haircuts. Anyway, today we’ve got Kellan Lutz who knows there’s nothing sexier than giving your lady pink eye, a rarely seen side of Pippa Middleton, Dubya’s daughters not falling far from the moron tree, and finally, remember yesterday, when we all agreed Scarjo endorsing Obama was an awful idea?
Yeah, shit just got way worse,
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Is that Robbie Robertson with him?! I’d swear on my life it is. Weird.
It’s Michael Waltrip.
Celebrate Fashion’s night out by getting your tits out!!
That Madonna dude is no Jon Hamm.
I’d motorboat those tits and spray her face.
The lizard back left’s face doesn’t fit it’s head that well, and the lizard back right must smell blood.
That hair is what you get when you try to transform your “pick up the kids form school” hair into “I’m pink rock” hair. This dude should stop pretending.
Her name is Hilarius.
An entire country of dudes in drag.
That’s the number of friends Kanye has.
Grape Ape.
I do love these natural shots, so spontaneous. Not contrived at all. Or camp, no, absolutely not camp.
Who smacked her in the mouth?
Introducing Goodyear’s new steel-belted radial dress. Rated to 60 psi.
She look like a brick.
This is the Kobayashi Maru test of sniper training. You get one bullet.
John Ham is like “whatever.”
When did eyebrows and foreheads start needing sunglasses?
Am I the only one willing to admit that I would bang the shit out of Deena?